HitchFire Forge 15 Grill

$449 HitchFire »

"Adventure grilling." I'm sure that was a term before HitchFire applied it to their Forge 15 Grill. But rather than a slick hitch-mounted BBQ that rides in the way, way back of your truck or SUV for easy and space-saving...

Soul Seat Cross-Legged Chairs

$1,278 - $1,580 Ikaria Design »

The Soul Seat is for those of you who long to sit cross-legged at your desk. Or in a half-kneeling position. Or with one leg tucked underneath you. Or like you're using a Squatty Potty at your desk. In other words, the...

Basketball Bottle Opener with Cap Collector Net

$21.99 Amazon »

As strange as it may be for basketball fans to be watching the NBA playoffs heading into fall, using a Basketball Bottle Opener to crack open the beers they'll enjoy while doing so - plus catch the bottle caps in a sealed-off...

The Witcher III Geralt in Bath Polyresin Statuette

$59.47 Amazon »

Admittedly, I have not played The Witcher game series (or read the books). But like many other content-obsessed couch potatoes out there, I did watch season 1 of The Witcher on Netflix, and when I see this Geralt in Bath...

Privise USB Data Blocker

$18.90 Amazon »

Malware, viruses, automatic data transfer, can I get some Privise here, please? The Privise USB Data Blocker serves as a middleman - no, more than a middleman, a veritable Gandalf! - between your phone or other portable...

Who Sh.. Their Pants? Diarrhea Scented Fragrance Oil

$14.99 Amazon »

Who Sh.. Their Pants? isn't just diarrhea scented fragrance oil, it's highly concentrated diarrhea scented fragrance oil. So, like, one spritz of the prank spray should be enough to get your not-at-school kids the H-E-double-turds...

Glow Rhino Tritium EDC Gear

$39.99 - $49.99 Glow Rhino »

Sure, Glow Rhino's tritium-studded tools will add some swagger to your EDC. But when things go dark, and the self-powered light source kicks in to glow neon bright as a beacon to your keys, your beer cap, your roaming...

Dude's must see products for August 2020 are a stealth pod rolling on top of inflatable clawgs to pluck 100,000 lumens out of the Goonies' masturbatory aids...

GolfKicks Golf Traction Kit for Sneakers

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A question from GolfKicks: Whoooo of you golfers out there have a pair of sneakers you want to ruin? Just kidding. A pair of sneakers you want to make better, or at least golf course-friendly with GolfKicks' golf traction...

Prinker Temporary Tattoo Printer

$279 - $445 Amazon »

It only took 10 years, but the Prinker temporary tattoo printer is finally here to give a nod to MoodINQ, one of ThinkGeek's most clever and classic April Fool's jokes...

Bunny Stache

$6.99 Amazon »

While Halloween might be the most COVID-friendly holiday we've got, I'm still envisioning the Bunny Stache make heavy appearances this year during October 31 Zoom meetings and online classroom costume parties. Throw in...

Office Possum

$23.61 Amazon »

Waka, waka, waka, it's the old possum in the office trash can surprise! You know, the classic Office Possum prank. The practical joke of the...yeah, OK, the practical joke of the nothing. Hiding a possum in your co-worker's...

Where's Prince? Search & Find Book

$15 Amazon »
Where's Prince? is a Where's Waldo? seek & find-style book that invites the icon's fans to Search for Prince in 1999, Purple Rain, Paisley Park and More. And, just like the Where's Bowie? jigsaw puzzle, I think that's freakin'...

PATRON Margarita Smart Coaster by Barsys

$149 Barsys »

For your precise, consistent, and immense blue agave sipping pleasure, Barsys has teamed tequila-ed up with PATRON for their latest tech-infused cocktail venture, the PATRON Margarita Smart Coaster. Based on their original...

Cluebox - 60-Minute Escape Room in a Box

Escaping a box sounds like about the worst task ever to me. I can't even watch David Blaine do that shit without needing a Xanax. Luckily, Cluebox doesn't require one to crawl inside its 4.7" cubed birchwood walls to...

Keter Go Bar - Portable Cooler with Pop-Up Table

$39.99 Amazon »

A cooler that doubles as a table. A table that doubles as a cooler. Sounds like a keeper - or rather, a Keter - to me. The Keter Go Bar is a portable cooler with a pop-up table lid, a new beach-, picnic-, and rooftop-friendly...

PUMA Calibrate Runner Sneakers with XETIC Technology

$140 PUMA »

PUMA says their new street-ready Calibrate Runner Sneakers are "a scientific advancement by human and machine." So, sorry namesake cougars, you're getting replaced by robots too...

Comet Smart Nightstand with Cooler

$499 - $1,300 Comet »

The only thing missing is a lube warmer. The Comet Smart Nightstand endeavors to make you love spending time in bed even more than you already do (that's gonna be tough), and enable you to spend even more time in bed...

Vortex Optical Illusion Rug

$14.99 - $44.99 Amazon »

This vortex optical illusion rug is recommended by 4 out of 5 fictional characters. They include Bugs Bunny, Beetlejuice, Alice, and Winnie the Pooh. Though the latter may have been misled to believe a sea of honey awaits...

Claw Gloves

$72.91 - $81.90 Etsy »

"Life's a bitch...now so am I!" From the wrist down, anyway, for those looking to channel their inner Catwoman in a pair of Vixy Den's Claw Gloves. Stalking around town as a DC antiheroine is just the tip of the talon...

E61: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 61 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

AboveTEK Portable & Retractable Laptop Lap Desk

$25.99 Amazon »

The AboveTEK Laptop Desk has your awkward WFH situation, your right- and left-handedness, and your laptop churning at 120 degrees covered. In other words, the AboveTEK Laptop Desk has got your back lap...

Bisaten Energy Efficient Thermal Paint & Primer

$69.95 Wal-Mart »

It's a coat for a coat. Add a coat of Bisaten Thermal Paint & Primer to your walls, and remove the coat you wear inside all winter because you can't set your thermostat above 65 without your heating bill bleeding you...

Trimax Wheel Chock Lock

$59.01 - $69.81 Amazon »

According to Trimax, their Wheel Chock Lock attaches to one of your vehicle's tires, "eliminating the ability to tow or drive away." That's perfect if you're parking a trailer, boat, ATV, or your car illegally in a tow...