Buyer's Guides

Oh, man, has the Dude got some approved gifts for you. Not just a dozen, and not just two dozen of them...oh, wait. How many is two dozen? 24? Right, then. The Dude has exactly two dozen approved gift ideas for men this holiday season...

20 White Elephant Gifts for 2022

Let the stealing begin! My 20 white elephant gifts for 2022 include many a snatch-worthy piece of swag. I myself believe the highlight of the collection is the 2023 Cat Balls Calendar, which should tes-tickle the whole...

I was going to do a writeup of 22 gifts for $25 or less in 2022, but, you know. Inflation. Still, I'd say about half of those I've included here will cash you out of your shopping cart for under the $25 mark, and none of them will make you seem cheap to your recipient...

Presenting the Alphabet: 17 Gifts that Start with N

Whoa, Nellie...I mean, Nessie! It's 17 gifts that start with N! Do I expect you dudes (and ladies) to get me one them? Nah. Nope. No. Nada chance...

Mm-mm-mm, I've officially made it halfway through the alphabet in my series of gift guides that start with letters of the alphabet. Welcome to the letter M, and 21 gift ideas that make the most of this magnificent letter...

Presenting the Alphabet: 20 Gifts that Start with L

Gifts for your love (Lil Friend Micro Fixed Blade Knife, Leg Chains), gifts for your lust (Lorals Latex Panties), and gifts for your little penis (Lightsaber Willy Warmer, Little Penis: A Finger Puppet Parody Book.) LOL!...

Yippee Ki-K, it's the other "Kuh" sound, and 16 gifts celebrating it. You kooky kids enjoy! And you kantankerous Karens not down with Kong Beer Bongs and Krapp Strapps, shove it up your...well. Please refer to Presenting the Alphabet: 18 Gifts That Start with C...

Presenting the Alphabet: 18 Gifts that Start with J

Juicy, Jim, Jedi, Just, and JAG kick off my roundup of 18 gifts that start with "J," and Jeri, JoGo, jelbows, and Juego do Domino close it out. In the middle? A Judy and a Bruce...

I've compiled 16 gifts that start with "I," but don't worry. Only one of them starts with "i." And it's an iParody, not another expensive Apple device, or internet-based smart home product that's going to be a bitch to set up, and stop working every time your WiFi has a hiccup. My goal was to give...

Presenting the Alphabet: 16 Gifts that Start with H

Here are 16 smokin' *H*ot and *H*ella cool gifts that start with H. Aitch if you're spelling it out. Haitch if you're spelling it out in the UK or Ireland...

I'm feelin' really fine like a G6. No, even better than that. Like a G17. We're onto the letter G, and have I got 17 G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Great G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-Gifts to share with you...

Presenting the Alphabet: 21 Gifts that Start with F

For my next alphabetic trick, I have compiled 21 gifts that start with F, and not one of them contains the word F**k! I know, dudes, a trick indeed!...

Do you see it? Do you hear it? Do you smell it? It's- eeeeeeee! It's here! The Letter E, and all 15 excellent and extraordinary gifts I found that start with it...

Dude's Must See Products for October 2022

October 2022 was full of tricks and treats, but they weren't all related to Halloween. Or at least, not Halloween-specific. Tricks included the Tic Tac Gun (above), Crazy Aaron's Angry Putty, the Puking Regan Bottle Pourer...

Dude. We're at the Ds. And I know what you're thinking: is this one gonna be an all-Lebowski gift guide? 24 gifts about rugs and White Russians and abiding that have "Dude" before them?...

Presenting the Alphabet: 18 Gifts that Start with C

I C you're here because you need and gift for a birthday, wedding, Christmas, Valentine's Day, or apology for something you completely F'd up (for that last one, wait a week or so, and I'll have my Presenting the Alphabet:...

I made it to B! As I mentioned in my first go at Presenting the Alphabet, I wasn't sure how long I'd stick with the theme, but now I can say with certainty: at least 2 letters' worth! So check it out, 21 gifts that start with B...

Presenting the Alphabet: 16 Gifts that Start with A

Presenting the alphabet. It's basically the same as saying "Gifting the alphabet," but has a clever play on words because I'm also presenting you choices of gifts / presents that start with letters of the alphabet. In...

Know what I've got to say about Dude's must see products for September 2022? The Mini Jumbotron and Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey. That is all...

Spooky Luxury: 13 Indulgent Gifts for Halloween

Ha! 13! There are 13 indulgent gifts for Halloween on my spooky luxury product roundup, and I didn't even do it on purpose! It just happened. 13! Ha! Or rather, Boo!...

Ahhh, August. The month leading up to Halloween. No wonder so many of Dude's must see products were...wait a minute. Halloween is in October, right? And October doesn't come after August...right? Geez. I ran at least 20 Halloween costumes and decorations in August. Three of them even made it onto...

Wild Footwear: 10 Fun & Funky Animal Shoes

Actually, what I should say about this wild footwear is that the roundup contains 9 fun and funky animal shoes, and one pair of spooky and possibly sadistic animal boots. Scroll on down to number 10 to see what I mean...

No fireworks in Dude's must see products for July 2022, but there is an ultra-loud disturbance of the peace that will probably give your dog a fear complex in the Screaming Aztec Death Whistle, pictured above. And if it's cats you prefer to antagonize, I've got a product made special for them too:...

11 Subversive Gifts for People You Don't Like Much

Why would you buy gifts for people you don't like much? Because they're family, and you have to. Or, though they're not really a friend, they're part of your friend group, and they're having a birthday party, and you...