Buyer's Guides

Dude's Must See Products for August 2023

What is this faucet starter kit? This paw-pular basecamp headache relief? These meow-ty fine solar roller booster fans with a spry pipe and bushcraft security bar? Why, they are all Dude's must see products for August 2023...

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16 Meow-ty Fine Cat Gifts for 2023

Cue the jingle, because I've got a Meow Mix of delights here for you. Meow-meow-meow-meow / meow-meow-meow-meow / meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow. That's 16 meows of the cat food commercial classic to represent...

16 of the Most Paw-Pular Dog Gifts for 2023

These are 16 of the most paw-pular dog gifts for 2023 according to me. A dude who doesn't own a dog. But having been called a dog myself in the past, along with other canine-related terms, such as "butt sniffer," "drool machine," "lucky dog," and even "good boy," I think I'm more than qualified to...

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Dude's Must See Products for July 2023

Here are some things that happened in July 2023: 1) The 4th of July; 2) My mama's basement flooded, costing her many thousands of dollars, and me many hours of furniture moving, to remediate; 3) My friend Cornelius lured...

15 (More) Items I Bought & Would Buy 100 Times Again

A few years ago I wrote about 20 items I bought on Amazon and would buy 100 times again, providing you dudes and ladies with invaluable information on how to improve you own lives by purchasing a bunch of sh*t. And now, I'm back with more, baby! 15 more items I bought and would buy 100 times again...

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Dude's Must See Products for June 2023

I'll always remember June 2023 as a month of deeply satisfying poos. I hope the same is true for you. But I must also give some credit to the Hammer Fist, the Accuser Ring, the Printed Body Flowers Swimsuit, and Beer...

The Dad Dude: 18 Gifts for Father's Day 2023

The man, the myth, the dude, the DAD. Whether you're here to find a Father's Day gift for the spankin' new daddy of an infant, or the rickety bones of the old man who raised you into a gettin'-old man yourself, I've got 18 suggestions here that are sure to pass the paternity test...

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Dude's Must See Products for May 2023

May had its way with an array of different products this year of 20 and 23. Aside from the 4th, which was with you in the form of a dozen-plus Baby Yoda gifts, there wasn't much of a theme to the month's most popular...

Beer Gear: 16 Ways to Enhance a Cold Beer on a Hot Day

16 ways to enhance a cold beer on a hot day. That's 4 more than a 12-pack of ways. A 6-pack plus 10. A pint of beer gear! And if this summer is the scorcher they say it's going to be, I for one will gladly make use of every single one of them...

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Me So Corny: 14 Products to Help You Eat & Honor Corn

Oh it's corn, corn, corn that makes your feel...forlorn? What? No. Not corn. Not forlorn. That line is from the song "Hinky Dinky Double D Farm," a childhood classic for me. Back then, I had no idea what the word "forlorn"...

14 Gifts for College Graduates

Normally, I wouldn't spout off about gifts for college graduates, because, hey, first lesson in adult life: you don't deserve gifts and rewards for doing what you're supposed to, i.e., not wasting the thousands and thousands of dollars spent on your education dropping out, flunking out, or otherwise...

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May the 4th Be With Grogu: 15 Baby Yoda Gifts

May the 4th be with Grogu, and with you too. Score one of these 15 Baby Yoda gifts on Stars Wars Day, and I guarantee the 4th will be with you. The Force too, at least by proxy, since you'll have a brand new Grogu spouting...

Dude's Must See Products for April 2023

April 2023 was a month of self-care, collaborations, Forces, Fools, and, oddly, parody knuckle dusters. One taking after the Golden Arches of McDonalds, and the other fitted with a one-way ticket to your bunghole. Hey, don't blame me. When it comes to what you dudes and ladies want to click on, I...

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12 Summer Loungers for In & Out of the Water

Some of these summer loungers are for in the water, some of these summer loungers are for out of the water. And some of these summer loungers are for in and out of the water! Ha! Beat that, winter!...

Dude's Must See Products for March 2023

March came in like a...Shark Coochie Board, and went out like a...Smartflower Sculptural Solar Energy System. The season changed from...Thor's Hammer Mug to...The Krak'in beer shotgunning tool. And Dude's products spanned from Head...board wedge pillow to...Vajacial Mask...

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Dude's Must See Products for February 2023

February, the shortest month, brought us a lot of popular products for short-sighted people with short attention spans who rode the short bus...

Dude's Must See Products for January 2023

I am posting my roundup of Dude's must see products for 1/23 on 2/3/23! Ha! What a feat! One worthy of, oh, I don't know, say...a 3D decal of a farm pig busting through the back windshield of Old McDonald's new SUV?...

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Presenting the Alphabet: Gifts from A to Z

My Presenting the Alphabet series has concluded. With, if I may toot mine own horn, all 26 letters accounted for. Even Q. Even X. And over 300 gifts to choose from. Hell, it might be over 500. From A to Z, it's probably...

Presenting the Alphabet: 14 Gifts that Start with Z

My dudes, my ladies, we have reached Z end. Welcome to the Z gifts, and to the zen of this Dude, happy to be done with this little A(-to-Z)dventure...

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Presenting the Alphabet: 14 Gifts that Start with Y

I can't tell you Y there's so much hostility in the world today. I can't tell you Y the box of frosted shredded wheat and gallon of milk I bought yesterday cost $14. I can't tell you Y sealed bottles with foil tabs and...

Presenting the Alphabet: 12 Gifts that Start with X

X marks the spot. The 24th spot in the alphabet, and the letter I was most concerned I'd be able to represent in my presentation of alphabetical gifts. But finding X gifts proved not to be all that difficult after all. Here are 12 X-ceptional ones for you...

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Presenting the Alphabet: 21 Gifts that Start with W

Who, what, where, when, why? The Dude. 21 gifts that start with W. Here. Now. Because that's the letter we've reached in my journey of alphabetic gift gift-giving...

Presenting the Alphabet: 16 Gifts that Start with V

I've got some good news. No, some V-ery good news. We're almost to the end of the alphabet. After these 16 gifts that start with V, I have only 4 more letters to go! And aside from panicking over what I'm gonna do about X, I am very excited to be so close to claiming victory over this 26-entry task...

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Presenting the Alphabet: 18 Gifts that Start with U

U...U...U...letter, U! U have gone and done it again! What am I going to do with U? I'll tell U exactly what. I'm going to showcase and applaud U in the form of 18 gifts that start with U...