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Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap

$11.19 - $15.99 Amazon »

Neon colors that glow even brighter with LEDs. Haphazard criss-crossy line design. Slap bracelet functionality. The Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap is 1990s safety and visibility at your service! Don't forget the braided...

Pelican Marine Series Waterproof Floating Phone Pouch

$24.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

The Pelican Marine Series Waterproof Floating Phone Pouch is available in Olive Green, Stealth Black, and - are you ready, Mama? - Garden Party Blue. Flowered, feminine, and perfect for all the times you drop your phone...

Tell Me Without Telling Me Game

$19.89 Amazon »

"Tell me without telling me..." You've seen the prompt - the "game," I suppose - on Reddit, TikTok, Twitter, whatever other social media platforms the cool cats are using and this dude is trying to get rid of these days...

Goblies Play Paint Goo for Water Guns

$10.50 Amazon »

Goblies Play Paint Goo Play Paint Goo-ifies any squirt gun or water blaster. The tubs o' fun are filled with colorful and tactile substances that will enhance any water battle and - good news for the parents dealing with...

Randimals Stuffed Animals

$34.95 Amazon »

Hark! It's a Hork! Randimals Stuffed Animals are huggable mashups of our finest furry, feathered, scaled, and cartilaginous friends. Above you see the Randimals Hork, one possible outcome of a horse mated with a shark...

3D Christmas Tree DIY Soldering Practice Kit

$12.59 - $25.99 Amazon »

Last year you made the kids help decorate the Christmas tree? This year, make them build it. This DIY Soldering Practice Kit is a basic electronic project for STEM learning and budding makers that will produce a flashing...

Death By Toys Parody Playsets

$25 - $50 Death By Toys »

Death By Toys Parody Playsets are here to slay your White Elephant and Dirty Santa parties this year thanks to one dude, and one dude alone. Dan Polydoris calls himself a "one-man action figure boutique," and from conception...

Cat Balls Calendar

$15.99 Amazon »

Now here are some furry friends for you. And all your friends. The Cat Balls Calendar may be the premiere White Elephant and Dirty Santa gift for this holiday season. May be - we're only mid-November, dudes, so I'm just...

SnoozeShade Pack & Play Blackout Crib Tent

$89.99 Amazon »

Uh, do they make a SnoozeShade Pack & Play Blackout Crib Tent for adults? Because ever since turning 40, all I've wanted to do at parties and social gatherings is go somewhere and take a nap about an hour in. My wife...

The Christmas Movie Cookbook

$15.39 Amazon »

Honestly, The Christmas Movie Cookbook doesn't appear to have many recipes I'll actually want to make - or even request my mama make for me. Old Fashioned Meatloaf from A Christmas Story? Chicken, Broccoli, and Cheddar...

Flingo - Throw & Catch 70 Yards

$36.99 Amazon »

There was a farmer who had a net, and Flingo was its name-o / F-L-I-N-G-O, F-L-I-N-G-O, F-L-I-N-G-O / And Flingo was its name-o. (I'm pretty sure he used it to play 70-yard fetch with his dog Bingo to help calm himself...

Build Dice

$65 Yetch »

These Build Dice are an especially great gift to give to someone you want to build something for you. Like a bathroom shelf or padded mudroom bench or a garden trellis or a...oh crap. Please don't tell my mama about Build...

Latitude S1 Snow Helmet with Built-In Comm System

$159 - $214.99 Amazon »

Sena's Latitude S1 Snow Helmet pairs safety with safety...or the pleasure of shooting the shit with your friends on the slopes, depending on how you view and use the Bluetooth comm system built into the helmet's protective...

Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendars

$120 - $195 Lovehoney »

Lovehoney's Sex Toy Advent Calendars come in 24-day versions for couples, and 12-day versions for just the dues or just the ladies. Psssh. Half the amount of adult fun and naughty pleasure in the Christmas countdowns...

Emotional Support Stuffed Animals

$85 Etsy »

In one way, these Emotional Support Stuffed Animals from Emotional Support Critters That Care are a middle finger to the airlines that have put the smack down on people buckling a "Working" vest they found online onto...

Horizontal Parenting

$13.46 Amazon »

Horizontal is certainly my favorite way to do most things, so why wouldn't it appeal to parents too? Horizontal Parenting: How to Entertain Your Kid While Lying Down is a manual for moms and dads who just need a frikkin'...

Glow in the Dark Yarn

$14 Amazon »

Yep, Glow in the Dark Yarn and Little Green Knit Men go together like dudes and rugs, a TikTok influencer and sponsored videos, dropped ice cream cones and crying kids. But if I had a ball of Glow in the Dark Yarn, a...

TinyCircuits Thumby Miniature Game Console

$26.95 - $29.95 Amazon »

And you can actually play games on the TinyCircuits Thumby miniature game console! I mean, presuming you remembered your glasses and have hands the size of a toddler's. Or perhaps a certain ex-president's...

Catch The Moon Dexterity Stacking Board Game

$34.95 Amazon »

You'll feel over the moon if you can Catch the Moon and win this dexterity stacking board game, but beware of the sore losers who might moon you in response...

Die Hard Advent Calendar

$34 - $60 Etsy »

Yippee Ki Yay, motherfu- uh...dudes, it's a Die Hard Advent Calendar! Leatherhead Laser Work even laser-cut his clever, original countdown design to depict one of the best scenes in the movie: Hans Gruber plummeting to...

Tic Tac Gun

$14.99 - $24.99 Etsy »

The Tic Tac Gun takes aim at anyone who's eaten the garlic & cheese bread, or drank a whole pot of coffee this morning, and pelts 'em with fresh breath...

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

$12.99 Amazon »

But probably not many. ... I joke, I joke. I'm not my Aunt Jan, ladies. When I say there are moms way worse than you, and definitely when author Glenn Boozan says There Are Moms Way Worse Than You, we mean it ...

Ballsak Pro Clip-on Cue Ball Bag

$18.95 Amazon »

The Ballsak Pro Clip-on Cue Ball Bag knows exactly what it's doing naming itself the Ballsak. And I'm here for it, even though I don't have any cue balls, billiard balls, pool balls, or really any balls but the two permanently...

Rearview Bicycle Camera

$69.99 Amazon »

Cyclists, make sure you see the car that's about to sideswipe you in full-color 1080P with this rearview bicycle camera from Funle. It streams real time video of what the H-E-Double-Wheels is going on behind you and...