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Cali Crusher Smell-Proof Roll Top Backpack

$74.99 Amazon »

PSA from the Cali Crusher Smell-Proof Roll Top Backpack: It's back to school shopping time! Using layers of thermo foil, absorbent foam, activated carbon, and polyester mesh, Cali Crusher believes they have created a...

Dick Brake Light Prank Decal

$5 - $8.70 Etsy »

I brake for dicks. No wait, you brake for dicks. At least once I've secured a couple of Dick Brake Light Prank Decals onto those wee red covers on the back of your car. And by you, I mean my friend Cornelius, because...

Recycled Sex Toy Shoes

My foot in your ass doesn't sound so bad when I'm wearing Rose in Good Faith's recycled sex toy shoes, 'eh? Called Plastic Soul, the slip-ons look like a cross between Crocs and New Balance 624 Dad sneaks, neither of...

Saucy Gloss - Applebee's Chicken Wing Sauce Lip Gloss

$18 Winky Lux »

This ain't no Sweet Baby Ray's, Applebee's sauce is the gloss. Applebee's wing sauce and Winky Lux Lip Gloss, to be precise, in this kooky, yet somehow charming, brand mashup in honor of National Chicken Wing Day and...

RM UP-01 Ferrari Ultra-Flat Watch

$1.8 million Richard Mille »

Ultra-flat and ultra-light aren't typically words you'd use to describe a Ferrari, but the RM UP-01 Ferrari Watch still manages to capture the spirit of the brand with its other ultras. An ultra-groundbreaking design...

Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit

$64.85 Amazon »

And you thought you had run out of good ideas for date night. The Clone-A-Willy Penis & Balls Molding Kit will put your relationship skills to the testes, requiring both partners to perform dick moves to assist one in...

Lucas' Papaw Ointment

$18.60 Amazon »

Don't worry, no grandpas were harmed in the making of Lucas' Papaw Ointment. In fact, the do-it-all skin treatment contains no grandpa parts at all, just natural, antibacterial, antimicrobial, Queensland-grown papaya...

Behrens MARS Project ONE Dual Time Zone Watch

$9,125 Chrono24 »

What time is it? OK, what time is it in Japan? OK, what time is it on Mars? That's the question Behrens will let you answer with no more than a glance at your wrist with their MARS Project ONE Dual Time Zone Watch. A...

Squeaky Clean Feet Foot Scrubber Shower Shoes

$45 Amazon »

Scrub-a-dub-dub and tickle-tickle your way to Squeaky Clean Feet with the brand's Foot Scrubber Shower Shoes. I haven't tried them, but I gotta say, it looks like no detail was spared in their design...

Solethreads Recliner Flip-Flops

$19.99 Amazon »

The bad news: Solethreads Recliner Flip-Flops are not made from actual recliners. The good news: they're made from actual yoga mats instead. This is probably even better because, while recliners are indeed muy comfortable...

Wear Your Sole Shoe Tattoos

$14 Amazon »

Trick out your kicks, make your sneaks snazzy, and jazz up your Jazzercise shoes (Mama) with this set of Shoe Tattoos from Wear Your Sole. The decals are semi-permanent, but removable, and made for enhancing leather footwear...

Ginger Foot Pads for Detox & Better Sleep

$18.77 Amazon »

Ginger Foot Pads give new meaning to the expression, "Sleep it off." Or attempt to, anyway - reviews are mixed on how well these overnight detoxifiers really work...

Sequent SolarCharger - Solar-Charging Smartwatch

$278 - $419 Kickstarter »

A smartwatch you need charge only by...doing smartwatch-y things with it? Sequent's SolarCharger Smartwatch is a timepiece that also monitors your activity, sleep, and heart rate, and can potentially do it all in perpetuity...

Massage Bubble Slides

$26.95 Amazon »

I like the sound of Massage Bubble Slides. But, come on, these are clearly Epcot Center Clogs. And the brown versions of the EVA foam footwear are Ballpark Peanut Sandals. And the pink ones? Lychee Slippers...

Lobster Sandals

$19.99 Amazon »

Oooh, lobster sandals to match my sunburn, and everyone's favorite thing to say when I get a sunburn: "Dude's red as a lobster."...

Flat Socks

$10 Amazon »

Uh, they look pretty much like insoles to me, but OK, Flat Socks. They're flat socks if you say so. Some other things Flat Socks says about their "socks" worn by your shoe rather than your foot is that they're "No slip...

Skull Glasses Stand

$43.67 Etsy »

A skull glasses stand, now there's a clever accessory for your lensed accessories. Not to mention a sweet gift for your favorite bespectacled biology teacher, skull-loving goth, deathly cool rock star, or self-important...

Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper

$52 Amazon »

Aside from the fact that the Wahl Peanut Hair & Beard Clipper looks as much like a nutsack as it does a peanut, have you ever seen a better Father's Day gift for Dad? Or better, Grandpa? Dude, one constant in my life...

Burt Brolos Bolo-Style Eyewear Retainers

$25 - $35 Burt Brolos »

Think of Brolos as eyewear retainers meet bolo ties. Or, more poetically, if you're Brolo creators Colin and Keenan Burt, lost glasses meet Uncle Carl. The brothers ("Bro") developed their glasses straps with pendant...

The Scruffie Leg & Neck Shaver

$24.99 Amazon »

According to the Scruffie leg and neck shaver, "The Scruffie is a shaving tool that allows you to shave your legs and back of the neck." My question is: but is it? Is this razor with a hydra's worth of heads really going...

OOFOS OOriginal Sport Sandal

$69.95 Amazon »

Near as I can tell, OOFOS OOriginal Sport Sandals are orthopedic flip-flops for people who don't want to look like they're wearing orthopedic flip-flops. So, yeah. Definitely out as a gift for Dad this Father's Day, since...

Eames x Reebok Classic Leather Shoes

$120 Reebok »

Anyone gonna talk about the elephants in the room? More specifically, the elephants on your feet? The Eames Elephant is just one style of Reebok's forthcoming Classic Leather Shoe collaboration with the iconic design...

Jean Shorts Swim Trunks

Sold Out Amazon »

Cool off with some hot pants. Daisy Duke's got nothing on these Jean Shorts Swim Trunks. More like swim briefs, really, as the faux denim suit is ready to show off your sweet ass and your formidable junk with equal skin...

Nyx IN16 Nixie Tube Watch

$369 - $379 Kickstarter »

Nyx describes their IN16 Nixie Tube Watch as a "retro-looking futuristic...trend that never fades." Having been at my Dudely duties now for 10 years, I have to say, I completely agree. What is it about these Cold-War-era...