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Brizoft - Electric Foot Grinder

$16.99 Amazon »

Ever looked at your feet and thought, "If only I could sand these babies smooth like a piece of fine oak"? Well, strap in, because the Brizoft Electric Foot Grinder is about to revolutionize your foot care game! Picture...

Shocked Trump Swinsuit

$45 Beloved »

Ever thought the beach was missing a bit of... politics? Well, fear no more! The Donald Trump Swimsuit is here to fill that void. Imagine this: a one-piece swimsuit emblazoned with the larger-than-life, zoomed-in face...

Pickle Bandages

$6.99 Amazon »

Got a boo-boo? Why slap on a boring beige bandage when you can turn that frown upside down with a pickle? Yes, you heard that right - BioSwiss Novelty Bandages are here to add a little brine and shine to your scrapes...

Heated Shoe Insoles

$59.99 Amazon »

Chill in the air? Not anymore! Say hello to your new winter BFF: the 3000mAh Heated Insoles. These rechargeable foot warmers are like a cozy fireplace for your feet, minus the whole fire hazard thing. With a remote control...

Tooletries Beard Scrubber

$16.99 Amazon »

New year, new beard? Or maybe, new year, old beard you've promised your wife you'll put some effort into cleaning up? (Because she's tired of you "walking around looking like Bluto from Popeye after he's eaten a dozen...

Furry Friend Bucket Hat

Discontinued

If the Cookie Monster had a baby with Barkley...or just, like, became a piece of hybrid merch at the hands of a Sesame Street fanatic...this Furry Friend Bucket Hat could easily be the result. Made with an abundance of...

Finger & Toe Ice Packs

$9.50 - $14.50 Amazon »

These Finger & Toe Ice Packs from Penguin Fingers (kudos to whomever came up with that fine name!) could be a bonanza of a find to the jammed, sprained, and swollen digits and piggies of you dudes and ladies, but this...

Aviator Goggle Beanie with Face Muffler

$14.99 Amazon »

This Aviator Goggle Beanie and its detachable face muffler are for those who want to stay warm and incognito this winter, but aren't quite ready to commit to the Alien Sleeping Bag. The beanies are made of knitted acrylic...

Thirsty Goose Portable Men's Urinal

$49.90 Thirsty Goose »

It's Small Business Saturday! Support your local artisans, your Mom & Pop shops, your independent businesspeople just trying to keep their storefronts alive in the face of corporate death-dealing, your...Thirsty Goose...

Magnetic Holding Hands Socks

$14.98 Amazon »

I wanna hold your hand...and play footsies...and be dressed to shoot hoops or compete in a track & field event at any moment, all from the knee down. Can anyone help me with that? Oh. Why, hello, Magnetic Holding Hands...

Sushi Cat Keychains

Sold Out Amazon »

Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, what are they feeding you? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your... wait. Scratch that. More like Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, who are they feeding you to? / Sushi Cat, Sushi Cat, it's not your fault! And...

Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot

$120 Crocs »

The Crocs Classic Cowboy Boot. Sigh. Dudes. Ladies. Throughout these pages, over these years, I feel I have already shared every insult, every disparaging remark, every ounce of hatred I have for Crocs "footwear." And...

Relwen Moleskin Twill Insulated Shirtjacket

$268 Relwen »

I'm not sure I'd pay over $250 for a jacket, and I definitely wouldn't pay over $250 for a shirt, but a Relwen Moleskin Twill Insulated Shirtjacket? A twofer?! ... I'll mull it over...

Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box

$7.58 Amazon »

Wanna be my lil' lady, lil' lady? The Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box is for all the ranchers, wild westerners, and southern charmers out there who are done horsin' around, and ready to propose to their partners in true...

Retractable Vampire Fangs

$4.95 Amazon »

While these Retractable Vampire Fangs are mighty cool and all, I just don't need them to complete my Nandor the Relentless (aka Nandor De Laurentiis*) costume this Halloween. One of the many, many glorious details in...

Rock Paper Scissors Group Costume

$26.99 Amazon »

You better think long and hard about who wears which roshambo shape in the Rock Paper Scissors Group Costume. I, for one, would not want to be Scissors. And I'd be loath to let any of my single friends, or even the non-single...

Disco Ball Cowboy Hat

$45.99 - $65.70 Etsy »

Saddle up your horse, and gallop straight into Funkytown in a Disco Ball Cowboy Hat from Mystical Mosaics. Maybe challenge the locals to a line dance off while you're there, and Hustle them - with a side of Bus Stop and...

Minimis Glass Smart HUD Sunglasses

Minimis says when Minimis says to ditch your phone, they mean it. And they're not even trying to be your down-with-technology-self-care, disconnect-for-mental-health woo-woo guru about it. They just made the Minimus Glass...

BlurryMan Mask

$39.99 Vat 19 »

Photoshop yourself IRL with the BlurryMan Mask. (Sorry, ladies, it doesn't appear the worlds of Halloween masks and identity coverups for nefarious purposes - encapsulated here by BlurryMan Mask maker, Vat19 - feel you...

Scooby-Doo Inflatable Halloween Costume

$71.65 Amazon »

While this Scooby-Doo Inflatable looks incredible as a Halloween costume, it does come with one major Ruh Roh! How you gonna munch on your Twix, Snickers, Jell-O shots, Mike Bites, and other seasonal Scooby snacks locked...

Coca-Cola x Casio G-SHOCK Limited Edition Watches

$160 G-SHOCK »

What time is it? My Casio G-SHOCK says it's time for a Coca-Cola...collaboration. Quench your thirst for a new watch with a limited edition Coca-Cola x Casio G-SHOCK digital timepiece...

Filorosso Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts

$138 - $189 Filorosso »

Filorosso isn't the first brand to repurpose used fire hoses for EDC and hipster purposes - Recycled Firefighter, for one, has been doing it for almost 10 years now. But Filorosso's Reclaimed Fire Hose Belts stand out...

Hulkfoot Heels

The most interesting thing about these Hulkfoot Heels from I Wanna Bangkok isn't even that they are 2" pumps with giant, veiny green Hulk toes and arches growing out their front end. Nope. The most interesting thing about...

Pixel Rider Sneakers

$270 Kostman »

Are your feet ready to return to "an era where pixels fueled our wildest dreams?" Pixel Rider sneakers are a tribute to the pixelated lives - well, pixelated gaming lives, anyway - we all led in the 80s and 90s. Created...