Household

The Little Lilly Garden Bar

$330.16 - $337.37 from Etsy »

Little Lilly Garden Bar, I taste what you're pouring. This wall-mounted outdoor bar is handmade using treated timbers cut and styled into interior shelves and (optionally) wine glass racks, and a rustic horizontal slatted...

SOAPBOTTLE - Bath Products in Usable Soap Packaging

$36 from SOAPBOTTLE »

SOAPBOTTLE is liquid soap on a rope. No, it's soap on a rope filled with liquid soap. Or maybe soap-in-soap on a rope. And really, the rope is optional, so SOAPBOTTLE's standout feature is that it's soap-filled soap...

Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit

Not just a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit, but a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit...and Cuddle Companion. Being this tubular air circulator is from Japan, I'm surprised they didn't add that last bit themselves...

Sweet Treat Spinning Ice Cream Cone Sex Toy

$39.95 from Amazon »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, loooooves ice cream cones. Especially swirly soft-serve ice cream cones. And especially ice cream cones that look like Satisfyer's Sweet Treat, because this ice cream cone isn't so...

Socket Blocker - Outlet Cover for Drywall & Painting

$5.50 from Amazon »

Socket Blockers are domed adhesive covers for outlets and light switches that protect electrical components from getting clogged with paint and debris when you're sprucing up your wall color or doing drywall work. It...

Cat & Mouse Door Knocker

$15.99 from Amazon »

Instructions for use of the Cat & Mouse Door Knocker: "Just slap the mouse against the door for admission." Well. I mean, unless the owners of the home to which you're seeking admission have their house smart-homed -...

cent.ldn RC M90 Boombox Candle

$205 from cent.ldn »

I was just chugging along, typical hump day, when...BOOM!(box). It happened. I saw this RC M90 Boombox Candle from cent.ldn, and my week instantly became a little more fly. A little more bangin'. A little more LL Cool...

Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit

$79.99 from Amazon »

The Crafty Cocktail is all smoke and mirrors chimneys. Their Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit comes with everything you'll need to infuse your bourbon, whiskey, or mixologist's especiale with a little smouldering barrel aged...

Microwave Potato, Corn & Tortilla Cooker Bag

$8.49 from Amazon »

At its fluffy white, carb-laden heart, this is a Microwave Potato Cooker Bag. The red polyester pouch is nukable, washable, reusable, and amenable to turning raw potatoes into moist and delicious bakers - or moist and...

TacoCat Taco Holder

$14.99 from Amazon »

I'm not sure I would buy a TacoCat Taco Holder for home use - they're kinda pricey, and I'd need at least a set of 4, since my wife and I are both into double-fisting when it comes to tacos. But I'd definitely go to a...

Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter

$14.50 from Amazon »

Guess there would have been some legal issues if they'd made this Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter look like Pac-Man. But I mean, how much more awesome would a cherry pitter in the shape of a...being with a mouth...be if...

Mygdal Plantlight Self-Supporting Ecosystem

$3,470 - $5,235 from NUI Studio »

Make a houseplant the light of your life with a Mygdal Plantlight. Contained in a hermetically sealed terrarium-style dome, the Mygdal Plantlight is an entirely self-supporting ecosystem that brings joy to the home via...

Bruntmor Cast Iron Tagine

$64.95 from Amazon »

Tagine, Tagine, Tagine, Tagine / I'm begging of you please cook up my food / Tagine, Tagine, Tagine, Tagine / Grill's broke and my wife, she's in a hangry mood. I could totally be the next Dolly Parton...

Pampshade Real Bread Lamps

$51 - $144 from Pampshade »

That croissant is lit! Both literally, because it is a Pampshade Bread Lamp filled with LEDs, and figuratively because every Pampshade Croissant is handmade into a lamp from a real, edible croissant. One that, just as...

The Space Safe - High-Tech Smart Safe

$599.99 from The Space Safe »

They could have called the Space Safe the Safe Space, and it would have been more accurate since, aside from the brand's astronaut logo, this high-tech smart safe has nothing to do with outer space. It does, however...

Green Forest Moss Rug

$556.62 - $2,409.24 from Etsy »

Who's up for a roll in the...moss? A shag on a shag rug woven into a lush forest floor? These Green Forest Moss Rugs from A Saturday Shop come in a handful of different sizes and shapes, all in Mother Nature-approved...

Fibonacci Coffee Table

$450 from Amazon »

I don't know if this coffee table's spiraling, stair-stepped center is an accurate representation of the Fibonacci sequence, or if math was on the brain of the cat who designed this piece of furniture. (At least not in...

GIGA Pump 2.0 Portable Air Pump & Vacuum Sealer

$34.99 from Amazon »

The GIGA Pump 2.0 portable air pump and vacuum sealer arrives just in time to bid winter GIGA-bye, and tell summer to GIGA-up! At about the size of a doorknob, MicroNovelty's GIGA Pump 2.0 is a rechargeable mighty mite...

Bird Foot Plant Stand

$49 from Etsy »

Thank you, Bird Foot Plant Stand photos, for making my day. If you love herons or cranes, flamingos or storks, ostriches or dudes with chicken legs, a little birdie told me Raines Iron Works has the gift for you. Made...

Stackable Building Brick Betta Fish Tank

$14.99 from Amazon »

I'm not advocating these stackable building brick betta fish tanks as good housing choices for bettas, because I really don't know if these stackable building brick betta fish tanks are good housing choices for bettas...

Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair

$911.73 from Amazon »

Design Toscano's Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair is going to be sit-down hit with ocean lovers, aquarium enthusiasts, and owners of crab shacks. Those who won't love chillin' on a big ol' crab chair: lobsters. They...

Ecletticos Mugs

$24.99 - $74.99 from Ecletticos »

Ecletticos Mugs for your coffee and tea...and covert nip of whiskey...manage to be rustic and rugged, yet somehow elegant, even a little regal, at the same time. Sure, maybe they're more Viking regal than British Royal...

EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture

One fish, two fish, red fish, green thumb. EVA Smart Aquaponics Furniture has it all, and does it all, all by itself. A home or office installation with a mini garden on top, an aquarium in the middle, and an ultra-modern...

Glass Symphony Hand-Blown Glass Spiders

$12.74 - $194.04 from Etsy »

My Spidey Sense tells me Glass Symphony's hand-blown glass spiders are even more of a sight - or a fright - to behold in person than they are in these photos. And the photos alone are doing a pretty good job of simultaneously...