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The Mandalorian The Child Mini Tiki Muglets

$39.99 Amazon »

Check out the Baby Yoda mugs on these Baby Yoda Muglets. The 3-piece set of The Mandalorian The Child Mini Tiki Muglets comes from parody tropical glassware brand* Geeki Tikis. Ceramic Grogu muglets are Grogu-shaped and...

Mt. Fuji Glass with Wooden Coaster

$17.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

I don't know much about Mt. Fuji, but any mountain capped with 4 fingers of whiskey - or tequila, scotch, or gin - instead of 40 feet of snow is going to be my favorite, and a worthy addition to my barware collection...

Midnight Scoop Ergonomic Ice Cream Scooper

$34.99 Amazon »

According to Midnight Scoop, "YOU HAVE BEEN SCOOPING ICE CREAM WRONG." Like, wrong enough for the ergonomic ice cream scooper to be forceful and yelly about it. And it only gets better when they follow that statement...

Clear Shower XL Transparent Shower Head

$149.99 Amazon »

I see your rain shower shower head, and raise you a rain shower shower head you can see...right through. Appropriately named the Clear Shower XL, this is a shower head whose base plate is transparent, creating the optical...

ECHOGEAR On-Wall Surge Protector

$14.99 Amazon »

It may look like a monstrosity growing out of your outlets, but at least ECHOGEAR's on-wall surge protector will expand your plug-in options, and keep your corded electronics and gadgets safe from electrical spikes. With...

T-Rex Skull Hard Boiled Egg Mold

$7 Amazon »

What's worse: having egg or your face; or having T-Rex's jaw on your face? Well, now you can have both with Fred's Egg-a-Matic T-Rex skull hard-boiled egg mold!...

Octopus Decanter

$600 - $950 Ignite Glass Studios »

I think I've just found my own Octopus Teacher in this stunning Octopus Decanter from Ignite Glass Studios in Chicago. Creator Josh DeWall has blown borosilicate glass magic with his Einstein of the sea design, available...

Vintage Avon Tool Box Decanter Bottle Set

$69.99 Etsy »

I never thought my most pleasant surprise for the week would come in the form of vintage decanters made to look like classic hand tools. Even more surprising, the 6-strong vintage Tool Box Decanter Bottle set comes from...

Skull Door Knocker

$30 Etsy »

Skull, skull, skullin' on heaven's door! ... By the power of the Gray Skull, I am a guest in your ho- ow! It bit me! You skuller f**ker! ... Knock, knock. Who's there? Dead guy. Dead guy who? Dude, you're the one who...

Vitamix FoodCycler - Convert Food Scraps to Fertilizer

$399.95 Amazon »

Vitamix has always been the master of the breakdown. From their blenders that break down your whole ingredients into smoothies, sauces, soups, and sexy frozen drinks, to their newest breaker downer, the Vitamix FoodCycler...

Breezeo Laundry Detergent Strips

$9.99 Amazon »

Hey, remember when they turned ketchup into slices? Breezeo's doing the same thing with laundry detergent, turning it from pourable liquid, and dissolving liquid pods, into liquid-free Laundry Detergent Strips. That's...

New England Hot Dog Bun Pan

$38.98 Amazon »

Am I the only one who's never heard of a New England hot dog bun, and therefore a New England Hot Dog Bun Pan? WTF is this? It looks like vertically challenged bread, or angel food cake someone flipped over too early...

Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays

$79.99 - $144.99 Blazy Susan »

I like how the entirety of the promo video for Blazy Susan Spinning Rolling Trays is just a tray stocked with smoking gear spinning 'round and 'round...and 'round to some chill electronic background music. Like the Blazy...

The Little Lilly Garden Bar

$330.16 - $337.37 Etsy »

Little Lilly Garden Bar, I taste what you're pouring. This wall-mounted outdoor bar is handmade using treated timbers cut and styled into interior shelves and (optionally) wine glass racks, and a rustic horizontal slatted...

SOAPBOTTLE - Bath Products in Usable Soap Packaging

$36 SOAPBOTTLE »

SOAPBOTTLE is liquid soap on a rope. No, it's soap on a rope filled with liquid soap. Or maybe soap-in-soap on a rope. And really, the rope is optional, so SOAPBOTTLE's standout feature is that it's soap-filled soap...

Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit

Not just a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit, but a Kaiun Soyo Bed Air Conditioning Unit...and Cuddle Companion. Being this tubular air circulator is from Japan, I'm surprised they didn't add that last bit themselves...

Sweet Treat Spinning Ice Cream Cone Sex Toy

$39.95 Amazon »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, loooooves ice cream cones. Especially swirly soft-serve ice cream cones. And especially ice cream cones that look like Satisfyer's Sweet Treat, because this ice cream cone isn't so...

Socket Blocker - Outlet Cover for Drywall & Painting

$5.99 Amazon »

Socket Blockers are domed adhesive covers for outlets and light switches that protect electrical components from getting clogged with paint and debris when you're sprucing up your wall color or doing drywall work. It...

Cat & Mouse Door Knocker

Sold Out Amazon »

Instructions for use of the Cat & Mouse Door Knocker: "Just slap the mouse against the door for admission." Well. I mean, unless the owners of the home to which you're seeking admission have their house smart-homed -...

cent.ldn RC M90 Boombox Candle

$205 cent.ldn »

I was just chugging along, typical hump day, when...BOOM!(box). It happened. I saw this RC M90 Boombox Candle from cent.ldn, and my week instantly became a little more fly. A little more bangin'. A little more LL Cool...

Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit

$74.99 Amazon »

The Crafty Cocktail is all smoke and mirrors chimneys. Their Cocktail Smoking Chimney Kit comes with everything you'll need to infuse your bourbon, whiskey, or mixologist's especiale with a little smouldering barrel aged...

Microwave Potato, Corn & Tortilla Cooker Bag

$8.49 Amazon »

At its fluffy white, carb-laden heart, this is a Microwave Potato Cooker Bag. The red polyester pouch is nukable, washable, reusable, and amenable to turning raw potatoes into moist and delicious bakers - or moist and...

TacoCat Taco Holder

$14.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure I would buy a TacoCat Taco Holder for home use - they're kinda pricey, and I'd need at least a set of 4, since my wife and I are both into double-fisting when it comes to tacos. But I'd definitely go to a...

Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter

$14.50 Amazon »

Guess there would have been some legal issues if they'd made this Cherry Chomper Cherry Pitter look like Pac-Man. But I mean, how much more awesome would a cherry pitter in the shape of a...being with a mouth...be if...