Household

Cork Rocket Desk Organizer

$30 SUCK UK »

Why give tens of millions of dollars to the Baby Beezus or Branson, MO to go on a rocket and spend 2 minutes in space when you can spend $30 on a Cork Rocket Desk Organizer and have somewhere to store your pens and Sharpies...

Toshiba Low Carb Rice Cooker

$184.85 Amazon »

Nope, the Toshiba Low Carb Rice Cooker isn't a rice cooker for low carb rice. It's even more unbelievable than that: a rice cooker that cooks normal rice into low carb rice. Impossible! you say. (Well, that's what I said...

Rubbermaid Reveal Power Scrubber

$17.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

You get an electric toothbrush, your kids get an electric toothbrush, and now, with Rubbermaid's Reveal Power Scrubber, your grout, grill grates, tire rims, tarnished silverware, and tile get an electric toothbrush too!...

Vitamin C Filter Shower Head

$12.99 Amazon »

Perfect. I've been looking for a shower head that also grinds pepper. I just don't sneeze enough while I'm in there. No? Not a suds 'n' season sort of setup here? A water filter? Ohhh, alright then...

Million Dollar Cube Money Table

$280 Amazon »

Is this what they mean by hiding something in plain sight? The Million Dollar Cube Money Table is an 18" x 18" x 18" decorative side or end table that looks like a pile of neatly stacked hundos. It's totally fake. ...

Slinky Planter

May I recommend the Slinky Planter for your Ponytail Palm? Romanian designer Andreea Cornila combines whimsy with nostalgia in her forthcoming Slinky Collection, a line featuring planters modeled after the iconic childhood...

Showerspecs - Reading Glasses for the Shower & Bath

It's a sad day when I see a product like Showerspecs - reading glasses designed specifically for wear in the shower or bathtub, so you can, like, see the difference between your shampoo and conditioner, or notice that...

Luisladders Triple-Jointed Folding Ladder

$99.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

Ah, this folding ladder from Luisladders reminds me of my ex-girlfriend Karen: triple-jointed and evil AF...

Posable Dinosaur Table Lamp

$49.96 - $54.99 Amazon »

Watt's up T-Rex? This posable dinosaur table lamp still isn't equipped to give you a high-five, but he does come fully able and ready to shine a light on your WFH workstation or, more likely, your kid's homework...

Fresco Chef Hat - Keep Your Baked Goods Fresh

$15 Fresco »

The Fresco Chef Hat doesn't bake the goods, it keeps the already baked goods fresh, so the last of your dozen cupcakes from the local bakery will taste just as moist and delicious as your first, even if you're eating...

TREATOI Automatic Treat Ball Dispenser

$159.99 Amazon »

Like getting a second dog, or dropping in for some remote cooing and play on a Petcube, the TREATOI automatic treat ball dispenser is not going to make your pup look less forlorn when you leave the house, or miss you...

Flagship Light - Turn a Skillet Into a Cast Iron Grill

$49 - $59 Kickstarter »

Flagship Light is a cast iron plate that fits inside any 10" to 12" skillet you already own. According to Flagship designers, it turns the skillet into a legit cast iron grilling surface you can use to replicate the dry...

Smart Electric Blackout Window Shade

$145.99 Amazon »

Throw shade 'til you black out, and sleep well at night because of it. These smart electric roller shades are made of 100% blackout material, and custom sized to fit any windows in your house. Put them in the bedroom...

Sunset Projection Lamp

$19.99 Amazon »

How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...

3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold

$13.98 Amazon »

I could call this 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold a Life-Size or 1:1 Scale 3D Skull Silicone Cake Mold, because even if it doesn't unmold the size of your skull or my skull right now, it was the size of our skulls at some...

Klapster Fold-Flat Staircase

Behold, the incredible disappearing...staircase? The Klapster fold-flat staircase, while more design and engineering ingenuity than pure magic, is truly a remarkable sight to see, and an even more practical installation...

microMend Emergency Wound Closures

$21.99 - $36.99 Amazon »

microMend Emergency Wound Closures give new meaning to the term "pinch one off." Marketed as a quick, safe, and way less expensive alternative to heading to the ER for stitches, microMend closures can seal lacerations...

Ohmie Lamp - Lamp Made from Orange Peels

$86 - $99 Krill Design »

I put my orange peels in the compost bin, Ohmie puts theirs in a desk lamp. To-may-to, to-mah-to, we both support sustainable living. Ohmie's method is just a lot more innovative and artistic than mine...

Gobe Glass Cleaning Kit

$28 Amazon »

They say the Gobe Glass Cleaning Kit is ideal for "premium coating optical glass," such as that used for camera lenses, smartphone / laptop / tablet / computer screens, and eyeglasses, but if you'd rather use it for your...

Hold-Tight Mini Stair Handrail

$129 - $139 Etsy »

I'm thinking a Hold-Tight Mini Handrail for the 3-riser set of stairs my mama has going from her garage into her house. Because sometimes when I'm carrying a bunch of crap to do a home project for her, or just in a hurry...

SIPSIP Wine Glass - The Wine Glass with a Straw

$24.99 Amazon »

Just a little SIPSIP through the built-in straw on this glass of Pinot. And maybe a little NIPNIP of this fatty French brie my wife bought. And then, back to work. ... ... OK, how about just hand me the bottle and the...

IncrediBulb Flexible, Shatterproof Light Bulb

$9.99 - $11.99 IncrediBulb »

Never thought my next stress toy would be a light bulb, but these flexible, shatterproof light bulbs from IncrediBulb are squeezable and squishable enough to earn a spot right next to my Pick 'N' Peel Stone and Kinetic...

Geometric Shark Chandelier

$3,500 Etsy »

Who wants to swing from this chandelier? Brody? Hooper? Ian Ziering? Though the geometric shark chandelier from Martin Taylor of Chromaforms isn't so much a shark chandelier as it as an LED-lit shark sculpture, but where...

Cast Iron Dragon Wood Stove Steamer

$97.47 Amazon »

When I saw this cast iron dragon wood stove steamer all I thought about was the stews and slow-cooked roasts and whole Yukon Gold and red potatoes that just happen to look like dragon eggs I was going to ask my mama to...