Household

YouCopia FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Maker

$19.99 Amazon »

Oh, Mama. Have I got a YouCopia of goodness coming your way! These FreezeUp Freezer Food Block Makers might be the best invention since the freezer itself. Do you realize you will now be able to make me, like, triple...

Savor The Vault Organizational & Keepsake Boxes

$44.95 - $164.90 Amazon »

Get sentimental, get organized, get your goods close at hand, and then get it out of sight with Savor's The Vault line of handsome, fabric-covered book boxes...

Waterfall Kitchen Sink

$379.99 - $399.99 Amazon »

Give your dirty dishes and unwashed produce the spa treatment with this Waterfall Kitchen Sink. The back of the stainless steel insert is fitted with a sweet twist on the sprayer, a row of tiny nozzles that eject water...

Cognitive Biases Wall Poster

Oh how I love to read about cognitive biases to see all the ones that apply to my father-in-law, my Aunt Jan, and my black-hearted ex-girlfriend Karen...

Santa Frozen in Carbonite Christmas Ornament

$14.95 Amazon »

Ho, ho, h-oh no! Santa Claus has gotten himself into a Carbonite pickle! He might survive as Han Solo did, but wasn't Han also frozen up in the stuff for, like, a year? Bad news, kids. I wouldn't waste my time with cookies...

Telescoping Christmas Ornament Storage Box

$299.99 Amazon »

Decorating the Christmas tree: fun, festive, and full of egg-nog-filled Moose Mugs. Un-decorating the Christmas tree: suckage. Usually accompanied by tedious ornament wrapping, a few broken ornaments, string light bulb...

Multi-Colored New York Dinner Knife Set

$39 Articture »

This fetching Multi-Colored New York Dinner Knife Set is for everyone on your holiday gift list who doesn't wish for silver and gold...cutlery. The collection includes 7* serrated knives, each a completely different bold...

Atomi Smart Tabletop Space Heater

Sold Out Amazon »

Conquer drafty rooms and thermostat dictators who refuse your freezing bones anything above 64 degrees with the Atomi Smart Tabletop Space Heater. The portable unit's 1500W PTC ceramic heating technology needs just 2...

The Vast Land Incense Burner Lamp

$95.99 Amazon »

The Vast Land Incense Burner Lamp is supposed to be a great companion for yoga or meditation, but looking at it kinda brings me the opposite of relaxation and peace. That lone figure walking along a barren terrain of...

Cactus Christmas Tree

$89.99 - $139.99 Amazon »

A Cactus Christmas Tree this year, huh? How very...southwest of you, Mama. No, dudes, this bastardization of one of the best parts of the holidays doesn't resonate with me either. I don't care how much it fits into the...

Mushroom Mycelium Pendant Light

$747 Myceen »

It doesn't look like a mushroom, it doesn't smell like a mushroom, and while I haven't licked this mushroom pendant light, I'm pretty sure it doesn't taste like a mushroom. Still. Myceen's nifty Pendant Lamp B-Wise is...

Minimalist Wall Hanging Christmas Tree

$31.99 Amazon »

Deck the halls with...no wait. Deck the walls - and really just one wall - with a Minimalist Wall Hanging Christmas Tree this year. Especially if space is at a premium, or you just got a new puppy or newly mobile baby...

iFu Mini Electric Screwdriver

$57.95 Amazon »

iFu calls the design of their Mini Electric Screwdriver "exquisite," and while I think that word should be reserved for old wines and revenge tactics, I will concede the aluminum alloy metal shell, one-piece molding...

The Root Christmas Tree Stand

$299 - $899 Garden Glory »

The Root is the Christmas tree stand to end all Christmas tree stands! ... Aaand pretty much the only decorative or visually interesting Christmas tree stand I've ever seen at all. The gold and silver Roots are pretty...

Fuginator Scrub Brush for Tile & Grout

$12.94 - $13.89 Amazon »

Tile and grout cleaning with the Fuginator Scrub Brush, now how crazy fun does that sound, dudes?! I know. Just crazy, not fun at all. But have you checked your bathroom since partying over Halloween weekend, and eating...

Workstation Kitchen Sink

$590 - $1,390 Amazon »

I doubt these Workstation Kitchen Sinks from Ruvati are DIY installs, so in addition to the cost of buying one, you're going to have to suffer the cost - and hassle - of hiring someone to put it in. But still...damn...

Laundry Sauce - World's Best Smelling Laundry Detergent

Bet you never thought you'd describe your laundry detergent as "bold" and "soulful." And maybe you won't. But Laundry Sauce does...

Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker

$44.99 Amazon »

The Chef'n Sweet Spot Saltwater Taffy Maker: a dentist's and a dishwasher's worst nightmare. Saltwater taffy is delicious...at least until you eat one too many pieces and realize you're about to unleash some projectile...

Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress

$138.99 - $298.90 Amazon »

I haven't slept on Inofia's Memory Foam Tri-fold Mattress myself, but when my friend Ronnie moved across the country his stuff didn't follow him for a while, so he had to buy one to sleep on in his empty house for, like...

Meowijuana Catnip

$6.95 - $19.50 Amazon »

Do your cats have the need, the need for weed? Meowijuana Catnip feels their cravings, and has developed a whole line of herbalicious products they call "Catnip so good it should be illegal!"...

Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0

The Blackout Original Hardcore Hammer 2.0 is hammer that's black. All black. Matte black. That's it. Not much to see here. Especially if it's dark and you need to find your hammer...

Raptor Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard

$114.99 - $129.99 Amazon »

Get combat-ready for Fall and Winter with Raptor's Micro-Mesh Gutter Guard. The debris-deterrent is designed with stainless steel micro-mesh to block leaves, pine needles, and roof grit from infiltrating and clogging...

NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill

$270 Amazon »

Want to know where your grains come from? When they were milled, the farm that produced the wheat kernels, whether or not a dead mouse or two got ground up in the batch? The NutriMill Harvest Stone Grain Mill is your...

The Spine Lamp

$153.23 - $176.80 Etsy »

This is a Spine Lamp. A spine lamp that doesn't forget the pelvis! And you shouldn't either, all ye back archers, tail tuckers, and hip droppers out there. See, you have to think of your pelvis as holding a bucket of...