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The Groaning Blobfish

$16.70 Amazon »

Uhhh, I have to get up. Uhhh, I have to go to work. Uhhh, I have to paint my mama's bathroom. Uhhh, I have to eat a meal with my in-laws and uhhhhhhhhh my Aunt Jan. Ain't nobody in need of a Groaning Blobfish more than...

The Pet Nugget

$8.95 - $10.15 Etsy »

Here's a lil' Pet Nugget to remind your lil' pet nugget you love them. Or to make them crave a 6-piece of real McNuggets all day long after you guilt them into keeping the taunting figurine on their desktop or dashboard...

Personalized George Costanza Beach Photobomb

$32.99 Etsy »

The original photobomb, credited to George Costanza on Seinfeld Season 9, Episode 7, "The Slicer," can now be yours. And not just yours in the hand, but yours in the face too! Shop Cafe Disco will personalize the iconic...

Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker

$4.95 Amazon »

I tried it. Works. Though the Never Gonna Give You Up Rick Roll QR Code Sticker doesn't just immediately start blasting Rick Astley's iconic earworm and ultimate prank song. It takes the QR code scanner to the video on...

Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail

$9.99 Etsy »

I saw this Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail piece from Design Doggie, and all I could think was, Wait. Is butt hole one word or two? I thought it was butthole, not butt hole. But then I was like, Ahhh, I get it. A deliberate...

Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls

$16.19 Amazon »

If you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are pretty silly. But also if you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are a helluva lot better than Gender Reveal Exploding Fireworks That End Up Causing One of...

The Man Fork

$14.99 Etsy »

Eat like a pig...er, I mean, a man...a man pig (!) with The Man Fork from Clever Donkey. With 50% more tines than the average fork, this 6-pronged piece of silverware will have you spearing steak, scooping stir fries...

Penis Fishing Lure

$19.99 Etsy »

UFISH USA puts the following note about their Penis Fishing Lure at the end of the rod-for-a-rod's description, but I think it merits stating right upfront: "PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL TOY, THIS IS A REALISTIC...

Real Working Invisibility Shield

$65 - $395 Kickstarter »

I don't know how a real working Invisibility Shield really works, and I don't care. As long as it hides me from solicitors when I lounge in my mama's front yard, my friend Cornelius when I use it to scare the ever-loving...

Duck with a D*ck

$24.85 Amazon »

Rubber Ducky, you're the one / you make bathtime so much...yeeearrrggghh! WTF was that, Rubber Ducky? This is bathtime, not hey diddle, diddle, duck in my bunghole time! A duck with a dick?! Do ducks even have dicks?!...

The Rocktopus

$15 - $3k Etsy »

Can you smell what The Rocktopus is cooking?! Mmmm, pulpo a la plancha...

Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap with Lights & Sound

$12.99 Perpetual Kid »

Trap yourself some ghosts, or at least some passing interest in your desktop display, with this Ghostbusters Mini Ghost Trap. The 4" replica of the one used in the original 1984 Ghostbusters film also boasts lights and...

Take a Number! Tiny Ticket Dispenser

$11.66 Amazon »

Take a Number! is both a Tiny Ticket Dispenser and a tiny book, written by Mollie Thomas, and subtitled A Little Guide for Office Sanity. That means the original intent of the miniature butcher counter-style system for...

Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap (NSFW)

$6.95 Etsy »

The Dick-Head Toothpaste Topper Cap says, "Dude, you have the nicest teeth I've ever come across."...

Google Home Muscles

$19.99 Etsy »

Hear me now and believe me later, Google Home Muscles is here to pump! You up! Or at least, like, set a timer and play "Sexy and I Know It" while you work out on your own...

3D Printed Vaginasaur (NSFW)

$6.99 - $45.99 Etsy »

Be careful, the 3D Printed Vaginasaur definitely eats meat. Etsy shop 10th Dimension 3D calls this prehistoric poon print the "Dino Pussy" and the "Cuntasaurus," but I feel like "Vaginasaur" rolls off the tongue best...

Corn Dog Butt Plug

$25 - $250 Etsy »

And you thought corn dogs plugged you up before. This Corn Dog Butt Plug from Glow F Yourself does double plugging duty too - the metal or silicone end plugs into one willing participant's poophole, and the breaded meat...

Cock Block Doorstop

$14.01 Etsy »

A cock block isn't always a bad thing. Especially if your arms are full beers and tacos and you need something to hold the door open for you. The Cock Block Doorstop is just the cock for that kind of block. Coincidentally...

Meow Hear This: Hidden Meowing Cat Prank

$11.99 Amazon »

Here's the good news: the Meow Hear This hidden meowing cat prank has, not one, but two, cat sounds programmed into its palm-sized, 3M-adhesive-backed electronic meowing machine. Even better, maker FUN Delivery describes...

AnnoyingPCB - The Endless Beep Machine

$15.97 Amazon »

The AnnoyingPCB is a prank for the ages. That is, the age of going back to the office, and the age of WFH, since this endless beep machine hides easily in any room - or car interior - and will drive anyone from co-workers...

Bird Folding Knives

Sold Out Amazon »

No more Mr. Nice Toucan Sam! A little birdie told me these little birdies will cut ya! Sold as a set of 4, the Bird Folding Knives transform from docile, adorable parrots to toucans with bladed beaks ready to cut off...

Funny Warning Stickers

$13.31 Etsy »

These funny warning stickers from Bumblefack of Etsy shop AvEwerkz are like my favorite bumper sticker, "WARNING: This Vehicle Makes Frequent Stops at Your Mom's House," but for an industrial workplace setting, or your...

The Buttress Pillow Mini Butt Keychain

$12.90 Amazon »

Wait, I thought the trend was for butts to get bigger, not smaller, but here The Buttress Pillow goes shrinking their pinchable, squeezable ass down into the Mini Butt Keychain. Maybe it's a fair trade-off though: less...

The Hype Button

$13.95 Amazon »

Believe the hype. Live up to the hype. Be your own hype man - or lady - and annoy the ever loving hype out of everyone around you. All with a single press of The Hype Button, a battery-powered sound machine that blasts...