Gear

Minimal Precision Hand Coffee Grinder

$135 Amazon »

Wait, I have to do all the work myself, and you cost how much, Minimal Precision Hand Coffee Grinder? I feel a hand cramp and some buyer's remorse coming on...

Portable Folding Toilet

$39.99 Amazon »

Flying poop? Not cool. Pooping on the fly? So...well, maybe not cool per se, but certainly useful. Especially when you can whip out a Portable Folding Toilet on your hiking or camping trip, or when Montezuma decides to...

Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline

$15.95 Amazon »

The Happy Ride Backseat Dog Zipline endeavors to restrain your puppers during car rides without completely constraining them...

Zombie Kids Halloween Yard Art

$71.11 Etsy »

My mama's gonna dig adding these Zombie Kids to her front yard when she decorates for Halloween this year. I'll be a fan of them too if they scare away some of her trick-or-treaters, thus creating more leftover candy...

EDC Mini Cleaver

$56 Etsy »

Hungry for a little something? A squab, some nice frog's legs, a hamster, perhaps? This EDC Mini Cleaver from Titan International will see you through the breakdown of any number of small butchering chores. And if you're...

Denizen Archetype Smartpod Prefab Office

Denizen, I will take one Archetype smartpod, and one chunk of wilderness to put it on, please. Denizen's forthcoming prefab office is a fully-loaded, fully-furnished, 3D-printed remote work space ready for setup in pretty...

Nutshell Coolers - Coolers Insulated with Coconut Husks

$149 - $199 Nutshell Coolers »

Nutshell Coolers are lightweight, collapsible coolers whose insulation comes from coconut husks. More specifically, upcycled coconut husks that would otherwise be burned as agricultural waste, and upcycled coconut husks...

Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster Cat Toy

$14.99 Petco »

Hey, I'm all for antagonizing cats, especially my own feline arch nemesis, Zanzibar, but calling the Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster a cat "toy"? Dudes, check out those catnip discs. Two inches in diameter, and made of what...

AnnoyingPCB - The Endless Beep Machine

$15.97 Amazon »

The AnnoyingPCB is a prank for the ages. That is, the age of going back to the office, and the age of WFH, since this endless beep machine hides easily in any room - or car interior - and will drive anyone from co-workers...

Samsung Galaxy Z Flip3 5G

$499.99 Samsung »

I wouldn't normally write about some new Samsung Galaxy something, but dudes. The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip3 5G is some new Samsung Galaxy flip phone. A type of phone so close to my heart I only parted with mine and got a...

Bird Folding Knives

$19.99 Amazon »

No more Mr. Nice Toucan Sam! A little birdie told me these little birdies will cut ya! Sold as a set of 4, the Bird Folding Knives transform from docile, adorable parrots to toucans with bladed beaks ready to cut off...

Harry Potter Dementor Replica with LED Lighting

$199 Pottery Barn »

The Harry Potter Dementor Replica with LED Lighting is here to hang from your porch ceiling or a tree in the front yard, and haunt the F out of every child, UPS driver, and squirrel that passes it between now and Halloween...

Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor

$309 Amazon »

The Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor is the latest offering in Duex's line of versatile monitor attachments. I previously wrote about the Duex Trio, and the Plus brings most of the same benefits, but in a slightly...

Cooler Master Orb X Immersive Gaming & Workstation

I don't know when Cooler Master is going to release their Orb X, a motorized, multi-purpose, immersive gaming and work, but probably mostly gaming, station. Maybe when the spaceships arrive from the future, or Han Solo...

4' Inflatable Zombie Baby

$34.99 Amazon »

They say it's a nondescript "4' inflatable zombie baby," but I'm pretty sure it's Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. Or maybe The Master from Buffy. Or maybe the lovechild of them both. Speaking of which, this super...

Nothing ear (1) Wireless Earbuds

"Dude, check out my new wireless earbuds." "Dude, where? I see nothing." "Naw, dude, you see Nothing. Nothing ear (1)'s - they're tiny, they're wireless, and they're clear." "Dude, sweet. Why clear?" "Dude...I don't know...

Victorinox Limited Edition Damast Steel Pocket Knife

$400 Swiss Army »

Victorinox puts a "Bjorkmans Twist" on their SAK line for 2021 with the Swiss Champ Damast Limited Edition. The pocket knife features a "Bjorkmans Twist"-patterned Damast steel blade wrapped in forged black carbon scales...

BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector

$19.99 Amazon »

Elevate your game - or at least your own perception of it - with the BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector. For gamers at their PC setups or, uh, players in their living rooms and car interiors, the mini projector...

Royole RoKit - Flexible Electronics Development Kit

The RoKit from foldy smartphone designer Royole is a flexible electronics development kit with an open platform, designed for makers to help Royole improve their technology and product offerings...

12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LCD Eyes

$349 Home Depot »

Home Depot is following up the spooky success their 12' Skeleton from last Halloween not only with even more 12' Skeletons for this year, but the all-new 12' Inferno Pumpkin Skeleton with LifeEyes (i.e., LCD eyeballs...

TOYOGE Knuckle Duster

$18.98 Amazon »

Fidget toy meets self defense weapon in the TOYOGE Knuckle Duster. Even when you're wearing it, with its bright white-and-black carbon plastic composition, and funky shape covered in textures and imprinted accents, the...

SPIRITUS Aroma Diffuser & Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning is hell, and hey, check out the SPIRITUS. An alarm clock that will look like the Devil threw it into your bedroom straight from his bony gates. Oh, and the clock is also an aroma diffuser of essential...

Zootility Super Thin Pocket Knife

$49.95 Amazon »

If you think super thin is super fly, check out Zootility's ST-2, the brand's Super Thin folding pocket knife with a thickness of just 0.125". Oh, and also, keep your opinions to yourself, because I am sick of skinny...

LED Booze Bra

$85 Etsy »

This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...