Gear

Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie

FREE Miller Lite »

The Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie is a collaboration for the ages. Namely, the ages of dads. Forties. Fifties. Sixties. Maybe seventies if he's a spry one still sportin' New Balance 624 sneaks and crackin' a Dad joke...

Pocket Piano - Modular, Magnetic Portable Piano

$1,032 - $1,215 Pocket Piano »

The Pocket Piano isn't quite pocket-sized, but this modular, snap-together magnetic piano is definitely portable enough to take and set up anywhere you want to play a 7-octave, 2-pedaled professional piano. Your mama's...

Snactiv Multi-Tasking Snacking Chopsticks

$13 - $22 Snactiv »

Nobody describes a pair of multi-tasking snacking chopsticks better than Snactiv themselves: "A completely unnecessary but very cool snacking tool." And it doesn't stop there. Snactiv continues, in words after my very...

ZMKC Nintendo Game Boy Keycap

$35 Drop »

Cap off your work day - or your gaming night - with a fly Nintendo Game Boy Keycap from ZMKC. These miniature versions of the console miniatures turn the handheld into a fingerheld, but still manage to include the distinguished...

Steampunk Brass & Copper Lighter

$159 Etsy »

This brass & copper lighter will bring some steampunk flair to any smoker's, incense burner's, or candle enthusiast's desktop. And if you're not into steampunk, no problem. The Doktor Bertram Blenkinsopp attributes of...

Chums The Vault Case

$12.42 - $13.23 Amazon »

Readers, Dudes, Chums, The Vault is here to encase your valuables, and protect everything from your sunglasses to your phone to your crucial implements of EDC during your summer travels, outdoor adventures, and accidental...

National Park Wood Clipboards

$27 Etsy »

Well, yeah, these National Park Wood Clipboards from Lemonee on the Hills are most excellent to look at. Cool ideas, beautiful landscapes, fine craftswomanship (Lemonee is aka Melanie). But from scenes from Yosemite and...

WineGrasp Clip-On Wine Glass Holder

$19.99 Amazon »

The wine lovers I know never have need to set their wine glasses down, but I guess if you're just, like, a wine sipper, having a glass in the backyard or at the park because all the other dudes and ladies are, a WineGrasp...

Hip Flask Nunchucks

Discontinued

These nunchucks will knock you on your ass without ever striking a physical blow. Well, that's not quite true. They will strike a physical blow, just not the kind that will leave a welt or a black eye. Though I suppose...

Brass OTF Keychain Knife

$14.99 Amazon »

Let me show you the brass OTF keychain knife in my pocket. Woooommp! There's the 1.26" blade. Out the front it goes...

Einova Wireless Charging Stone

$49.97 - $69.99 Amazon »

I must be a Qi-enabled device because the Einova Wireless Charging Stone I have gives me a little charge whenever I touch it too. It's so smooth. So elegant. So nicely matched with my kitchen countertops (I got the Wireless...

ChopChucks Skill Toy & Chopsticks

$29 - $40 Kickstarter »

ChopChucks are down to help you play with your food. But, doubling as a sick nunchuck-style skill toy when you're not eating, the chopsticks are even more down to help you play with the utensils you use to play with your...

KEGO Mobile Kegerator

$649 - $999 KEGO »

Roll it. Set it. Burp it. Share it. Beer lovers, the KEGO mobile kegerator hopes to make throwing back a cold one as easy as...throwing back a cold one...

Mini Picnic Table Beer Holder or Condiment Caddy

$10 Etsy »

Heineken and Heinz, Helles and Hellmann's, Leinenkugel's and Inglehoffer, together at last! This Mini Picnic Table keeps your beers, or your condiments, or one of each, cozy and contained with an aesthetic that will make...

Cap Gun Bottle Opener & Cap Shooter

$5.99 - $6.99 Amazon »

The Cap Gun, a bottle opener and bottle cap shooter toy, looks like a fun little trinket - and plink!-it - and pelt!-it - for summer. Suddenly cracking open cold ones becomes less about the enjoying of the cold one and...

Monster XXXL Balls Chain

$128.90 Etsy »

If you're into getting the payoff without putting the work in, Callum King's Monster XXXL Balls Chain will give you the biggest balls on the planet with no more effort than placing an order and waiting for shipping...

Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX Portable Office

The good news is the plans to build a Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX are free to download from SOHKO Open Design. The bad news is the tools and materials you'll need to build a Re-SOHKO TRANSFORM BOX are all contained inside...

Sasquatch Tool A Long Multi-Tool

$9.22 Amazon »

And here I thought Sasquatch's only talents were leaving footprints and hiding from mankind. But apparently he can also open bottles, cut cords, measure increments of 1", and screw things in and out. Which is a lot more...

Anker R2-D2 Nebula Capsule II Mini Projector

$699.99 Amazon »

Oh yes, fans of Star Wars and puns, it's that once-a-year day again. Happy Star Wars Day, Happy Star Wars gift hunting, and May the 4th be with you...

Swiss Champ XXL 73-Function Multi-Tool

$315.99 Victorinox »

Why carry a simple pocket knife when you can carry Victorinox's Swiss Champ XXL and make it a whole pants knife? The 73-function multi-tool is definitely a Swiss Army Knife ready for nearly any task you need a hand with...

Corporate Email Lingo Mug

$22 Etsy »

The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...

Berry Picker

$18.69 Amazon »

This Berry Picker promises to help me pick berries the same way I eat them: by the scoopful. A plastic box fitted with a handle on top and metallic comb on the bottom, the Berry Picker makes for some quick pickin' when...

DropKey Inflatable Green Screen Studio in a Bag

$599 - $1,999 DropKey »

The DropKey Pop-up Studio in a Bag, an inflatable green screen that packs into a mid-size duffel, makes it even easier for any jackass to create and post content on the internet like a pro. By "content" I mean reviews...

BruMate BackTap Backpack Cooler

$199.99 BruMate »

Dude. When did "Holds 14 cans of White Claw!" become one of a cooler's primary selling points? The BruMate BackTap is a hard-shelled backpack cooler with a tap at the bottom. So it can haul and dispense up to 3 gallons...