Gear

Anker R2-D2 Nebula Capsule II Mini Projector

$699.99 Amazon »

Oh yes, fans of Star Wars and puns, it's that once-a-year day again. Happy Star Wars Day, Happy Star Wars gift hunting, and May the 4th be with you...

Swiss Champ XXL 73-Function Multi-Tool

$315.99 Victorinox »

Why carry a simple pocket knife when you can carry Victorinox's Swiss Champ XXL and make it a whole pants knife? The 73-function multi-tool is definitely a Swiss Army Knife ready for nearly any task you need a hand with...

Corporate Email Lingo Mug

$22 Etsy »

The Corporate Email Lingo Mug, in addition to epitomizing the true meanings behind commonly emailed phrases and sentiments, epitomizes the expression, "It's funny 'cause it's true."...

Berry Picker

$17.96 Amazon »

This Berry Picker promises to help me pick berries the same way I eat them: by the scoopful. A plastic box fitted with a handle on top and metallic comb on the bottom, the Berry Picker makes for some quick pickin' when...

DropKey Inflatable Green Screen Studio in a Bag

$599 - $1,999 DropKey »

The DropKey Pop-up Studio in a Bag, an inflatable green screen that packs into a mid-size duffel, makes it even easier for any jackass to create and post content on the internet like a pro. By "content" I mean reviews...

BruMate BackTap Backpack Cooler

$199.99 BruMate »

Dude. When did "Holds 14 cans of White Claw!" become one of a cooler's primary selling points? The BruMate BackTap is a hard-shelled backpack cooler with a tap at the bottom. So it can haul and dispense up to 3 gallons...

Pineapple Grenade Keyboard

It's not that words haven't always been weapons, but this Pineapple Grenade Keyboard depicts how much easier, and deadlier, it is to use them as such today. The 25-key handheld typing companion is a fine manifestation...

Icee Floating Inflatable Cooler

$18.97 Amazon »

I don't know if I need an Icee floating inflatable cooler, but looking at and reading about it sure makes me want an Icee right now. Mmmm, flashback to the 80s, and the concession stand at my peewee baseball games. I...

WaterBasics 30-Gallon Emergency Water Storage Kit

$99.99 Amazon »

The WaterBasics Emergency Water Storage Kit is preparedness cubed. The 30-gallon tank trades the bulky barrel shape for one of a brown paper package tied up with string, breaking down and packing away flat just like a...

JHO Knives Le Finger Spike

$180 JHO Knives »

Pick your nose with Le Finger, and then pick your teeth with the steel spike hidden inside it. ... Yes, you're right. That spike looks a little too thick to be an EDC toothpick. But also a little too slim for shotgunning...

Lewis N. Clark Safebox Portable Safe

$31.31 - $49.99 Amazon »

The Lewis N. Clark Safebox is a slash-resistant portable safe with a 3-digit resettable combination lock that comes in 3 sizes. Its rolltop closure, Magnaloft construction, and locking buckle will secure the bag to any...

The Hype Button

$19.95 Amazon »

Believe the hype. Live up to the hype. Be your own hype man - or lady, and annoy the ever loving hype out of everyone around you. All with a single press of The Hype Button, a battery-powered sound machine that blasts...

Seal Shield Washable & Waterproof Keyboards

Whether you're dealing with coffee or COVID, Seal Shield washable and waterproof keyboards are the typing companions you can count on not to crack - or short circuit, or give you a disease - under pressure...

3D Printed Camel Dick (NSFW)

$5.99 - $32.99 Etsy »

Four legs, two humps, two testicles, and one...big...dick...head. Meet the Camel Dick, the newest addition to the animal dick menagerie we began last year with the 3D Printed Dickasaurus...

What to Eat Food Dice

$25.76 - $31.57 Etsy »

Hey, it's a food die for a foodie! OK, maybe more like indecisive takeout junkies. What To Eat Food Dice are oversized wooden cubes whose 6 sides each contain the image and name of a different type of cuisine carved into...

Walking Palm Dog Sling

$39.99 - $59.99 Walking Palm »

Walking Palm Dog Slings are dog carriers that are part purse, part baby sling, and part proof society has truly gone cuckoo for cocoa puff...balls. Snow white, black, beige, merle, and brindle puffballs too. Grown-ass...

ForeverPen - Super Tiny Inkless Keychain Pen

Tiny, mighty, lasts all night, and whether upside down or underwater, is always ready to go. And that's just the tip - the silver tip - of the ForeverPen, a new super tiny inkless pen from World's Tiniest...

IKEA Faltmal Convertible Pillow & Wearable Quilt

$34.99 IKEA »

No Falt or malintent with IKEA's new Faltmal pillow and wearable quilt combo. It's like a multi-tool for relaxation, coziness, and comfort. And, unlike nearly everything else IKEA sells, you won't require said relaxation...

Nitecore T4K 4000 Lumen Keychain Flashlight

$89.95 Amazon »

Nitecore goes hardcore with their T4K, a 4000-lumen flashlight sized to fit on your keychain. The EDC powerhouse also has an easy-to-read OLED display showing brightness and battery levels. The former gives you five options...

Hringpoki Guitar Pick

$35 - $145 Etsy »

Joy Complex calls their Hringpoki Guitar Pick a deliberate effort to create "the most unique guitar pick in the world." And also, they admit with unabashed frankness, "the most expensive." Optionally most expensive, I'd...

KardiaMobile Personal EKG Machine

$89 Amazon »

A KardiaMobile Personal EKG Machine might not be the Mother's Day gift Mom was hoping for, but...sorry, Mama, you're over 70 now, so it's the one you're getting. I need to know you're properly monitoring your own health...

The Money Cake - Cash-Filled Cake Topper

$15.99 Amazon »

A fat wad of dough in your birthday cake might not sound appealing at first. But if we're talking double chocolate fudge filled with nuggets of suspended double chocolate cookie dough, or as we see here, a frosted treat...

EyeQue VisionCheck 2 Smartphone Vision Test

$69 - $155 indiegogo »

The VisionCheck 2 is the latest in EyeQue's line of equipment for self-administered, smartphone-conducted refractive error tests. In other words, it's a vision check done entirely by me, myself, my phone, and eye...

Double-Sided Quarter

$10.95 Amazon »

The people who make these double-sided quarters repeatedly refer to it as "real," and I can't really...oh boy, this line is so applicable!...make heads or tails of what they mean by that. What real quarter has both sides...