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Lexon Peas USB Hub

$29.90 Amazon »

Lexon made a USB Hub in honor of my favorite vegetable! OK, maybe my second favorite vegetable. If the Lexon Peas USB Hub had been the Lexon Green Beans USB Hub instead, I really would have shot my wad! But peas are an...

SpeedyJig Plus Paracord Bracelet & Monkey Fist Kit

$33.99 Amazon »

You could give Dad a paracord survival bracelet or a monkey fist for Father's Day this year. Orrr you could give him this SpeedyJig Plus paracord bracelet and monkey fist kit, and let him make one for himself. ... And...

Knork Eco Party Plates

$26.93 Amazon »

Knork, Knork, Eco Party Plates calling. Made of sugar cane starch and bamboo offcuts, Knork Eco Party Plates make stand-up entertaining - from cocktail hour to backyard BBQs - a little easier for eating and drinking guests...

Gerber Chonk Pry Bar

What the H-E-D-C, Gerber? Don't tell me something's a "chonk" and then show me a picture of a pry bar instead of a big fat fatty cat, or particularly well-fed grizzly bear. I like multi-tools and sweet new pieces of EDC...

Proto M Holographic Communication & Media Device

$2k Proto »

Proto's forthcoming M is a tabletop holographic communication / media device and, in my opinion, the newest best way to have dinner with your in-laws. Look at how happy that mom and baby look talking to Hologramma on...

Vyper Shop Chairs

$379.99 - $629.99 Vyper »

Sink your fangs into a Vyper Shop Chair. Made for mechanics, detailers, welders, DIYers, and garage enthusiasts, the chairs prides themselves on being burly, yet comfy, versatile and customizable, and always ready to...

Area 51 5-Foot Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Statue

$1,644.50 Amazon »

This Alien Statue from Area 51 is pretty much life-size (I mean, aliens seem pretty short, right) at 5 feet tall, and glows outer-space-radioactive green in the dark, so it's obviously a choice pick for anyone getting...

Wine Enthusiast 6-Bottle Mini Wine Fridge

$179 Amazon »

Chill out. With a wine chiller, and all 6 bottles of wine contained within it, courtesy of this mini wine fridge from Wine Enthusiast. The oeno-fan brand's 6-Bottle Countertop Wine Cooler does exactly what its name say...

Lamp+ Interactive Content Projection Lamp

$7,950 - $8,150 ABUSIZZ »

The Lamp+ from Swiss tech firm is an office gadget that projects content from its overhead pendant light onto the desk, conference table, or other work surface below. Projected content is controlled by ABUSIZZ Haptic...

Material Bitcoin Wallet

$94 - $210 Material Bitcoin »

Styled and sized like a credit card, the Material Bitcoin Wallet aims to be a robust, non-electronic solution to Bitcoin storage and use. (And, yes, that's Bitcoin and Bitcoin only, owners of Ethereum, Tether, and other...

CubeFit TerraMat Standing Desk Mat

$99.99 Amazon »

Subconscious engagement. That's the kind of interaction and benefit the CubeFit TerraMat Standing Desk Mat promises for fatigue, ache, and body strain reduction while standing at work. And I believe it. I think my wife...

Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail

$9.99 Etsy »

I saw this Butt Hole Stretcher Prank Mail piece from Design Doggie, and all I could think was, Wait. Is butt hole one word or two? I thought it was butthole, not butt hole. But then I was like, Ahhh, I get it. A deliberate...

IceCove 60-Quart Solar Cooler

$216 Amazon »

Now I thought the solar part of IceCove's 60-Quart Solar Cooler meant the 5V 1A solar panel on top took the place of ice, and powered some sort of internal system that would keep the cooler's contents cool. Freeing up...

CureFaster Wound Sealer & Healer

Sold Out Amazon »

Call CureFaster a magic wound wand. One that says it can take you from cut to clot with a quickness. From scrape to scab in 3 treatments. From gory gouge to...still pretty ugly injury, but less likely to bleed and ooze...

Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls

$15.32 Amazon »

If you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are pretty silly. But also if you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are a helluva lot better than Gender Reveal Exploding Fireworks That End Up Causing One of...

LEBAND Lumbar Back Support for Office Chairs

$59.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

It's cool, bro back, I'm with LEBAND. The LEBAND Lumbar Back Support is an ergonomic attachment designed to align and cradle the entire back to help relieve pain in the upper, middle, and lower areas, as well as reduce...

Phone Umbrella - Anti-Glare Sunshade for Smartphones

$19.74 - $21.99 Amazon »

Anti-glare sunshades for smartphones are becoming the new, like, face masks for humans. I'm seeing them everywhere now, in an array of styles and colors and...OK, fine. I've seen 2 anti-glare sunshades for smartphones...

MecArmy PS14 Super Bright Tactical Flashlight

$189.90 - $499 Amazon »

The MecArmy PS14 is a 1200-lumen tactical flashlight able to shine its super bright beam, in full, around 330'. It is IPX8 water-resistant for use even in heavy rains, and even has a trident tail section for emergency...

The Man Fork

$14.99 Etsy »

Eat like a pig...er, I mean, a man...a man pig (!) with The Man Fork from Clever Donkey. With 50% more tines than the average fork, this 6-pronged piece of silverware will have you spearing steak, scooping stir fries...

Penis Fishing Lure

$19.99 Etsy »

UFISH USA puts the following note about their Penis Fishing Lure at the end of the rod-for-a-rod's description, but I think it merits stating right upfront: "PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL TOY, THIS IS A REALISTIC...

Aged & Ore Bottle Flight Boozy Travel Set

$38 Aged & Ore »

TSA-approved! Well...maybe not their contents. But Aged & Ore's Bottle Flight, does pass muster in terms of the 3-ounce capacity of each container included in the boozy travel set.

Inside the Bottle Flight's zippered...

uKeg Twist Portable Seltzer Maker & Dispenser

$79.95 Amazon »

Leave the 6-pack of White Claw at home, and enjoy your hard seltzer homemade and straight from the source with the uKeg Twist Seltzer Maker. Available in 24- and 36-ounce sizes, GrowlerWerks' fizzy drink maker looks like...

Real Working Invisibility Shield

$65 - $395 Kickstarter »

I don't know how a real working Invisibility Shield really works, and I don't care. As long as it hides me from solicitors when I lounge in my mama's front yard, my friend Cornelius when I use it to scare the ever-loving...

CheerTok All-in-one Pocket Touchpad for Smart Devices

$35 - $39 Cheerdots »

CheerTok's big, B-I-G, and CheerTok's bad, B-A-D, and CheerTok's boss, B-O-S-S, B-O-S-S, boss. OK, CheerTok isn't so big, being a pocket-sized touchpad, air mouse, presenter, and shortcut Generator. And it's more good...