$3.98 Amazon »

How many steps does it take to dull a knife? No clue, but with Smith's 2-Step Knife Sharpener, I know exactly how many it takes to sharpen one. The same number as Lynryd Skynyrd needs the mister to give him towards the door. Minus one... [ Read more ▸ ]

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Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough

$29.95 Amazon »

I think the primary reason I would need a jar of Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough is to calm back down after seeing how much Pinch Me Aromatherapy & Anti-Stress Dough costs. Isn't this just smelly Silly Putty...

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ShieldPod Wearable Protective Barrier

$55.99 Amazon »

Who's in the market for an XXXXXL condom...for your entire upper body? The ShieldPod is a "wearable protective barrier" from Under the Weather, who have appeared to pivot their line of sit-down wearable rain and bug shields...

Driveway Turntables

To everything turn, turn, turn. And by "everything" I mean tight driveways, and by "turn, turn, turn" I mean up to 360 degrees into and out of them, courtesy of Driveway Turntables. A genius, no joke, no exaggeration...

Sleeping Animal Pots

$60 Sarza »

Sleeping Animal Pots? That's generous. More like Elephants, Giraffes, Rhinos, Ostriches, and Hippos That Got Into Some Rotting Marula Fruit Pots. AKA Drunk Animal Pots. Cute nonetheless, especially if you've seen the...

iroha Ukidama Take Vibrator & Bath Light

Know what the iroha Ukidama Take Vibrator & Bath Light kinda looks like? An egg. More specifically, a Tenga Easy Beat Egg...for the ladies. With a few modifications to double the pleasure and fun for the female anatomy...

E107: What Is This Thing?

$22.49 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 107 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor

$299 Amazon »

The Mobile Pixels Duex Plus Portable Monitor is the latest offering in Duex's line of versatile monitor attachments. I previously wrote about the Duex Trio, and the Plus brings most of the same benefits, but in a slightly...

Alpine Tabletop Outdoor Heater

$199 - $379 Frontgate »

I know. No one who's in...pretty much the whole world wants to think about an outdoor heater, or adding heat to anything right now. And even though the Alpine Tabletop Heater is a mini version of the standard patio fixture...

Cork Rocket Desk Organizer

$30 SUCK UK »

Why give tens of millions of dollars to the Baby Beezus or Branson, MO to go on a rocket and spend 2 minutes in space when you can spend $30 on a Cork Rocket Desk Organizer and have somewhere to store your pens and Sharpies...

Toshiba Low Carb Rice Cooker

$184.85 Amazon »

Nope, the Toshiba Low Carb Rice Cooker isn't a rice cooker for low carb rice. It's even more unbelievable than that: a rice cooker that cooks normal rice into low carb rice. Impossible! you say. (Well, that's what I said...

Cooler Master Orb X Immersive Gaming & Workstation

I don't know when Cooler Master is going to release their Orb X, a motorized, multi-purpose, immersive gaming and work, but probably mostly gaming, station. Maybe when the spaceships arrive from the future, or Han Solo...

4' Inflatable Zombie Baby

$29.99 Amazon »

They say it's a nondescript "4' inflatable zombie baby," but I'm pretty sure it's Petyr from What We Do in the Shadows. Or maybe The Master from Buffy. Or maybe the lovechild of them both. Speaking of which, this super...

Nothing ear (1) Wireless Earbuds

"Dude, check out my new wireless earbuds." "Dude, where? I see nothing." "Naw, dude, you see Nothing. Nothing ear (1)'s - they're tiny, they're wireless, and they're clear." "Dude, sweet. Why clear?" "Dude...I don't know...

Rubbermaid Reveal Power Scrubber

$17.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

You get an electric toothbrush, your kids get an electric toothbrush, and now, with Rubbermaid's Reveal Power Scrubber, your grout, grill grates, tire rims, tarnished silverware, and tile get an electric toothbrush too!...

Fake Freckle Pens

$7.99 Amazon »

Oh the changing whims of beauty! Seems like just yesterday everyone was buying makeup to hide their freckles, and now we have Freckle Pens made specifically to help dot on fake ones. Ladies, I don't know how you keep...

Victorinox Limited Edition Damast Steel Pocket Knife

$400 Swiss Army »

Victorinox puts a "Bjorkmans Twist" on their SAK line for 2021 with the Swiss Champ Damast Limited Edition. The pocket knife features a "Bjorkmans Twist"-patterned Damast steel blade wrapped in forged black carbon scales...

Vitamin C Filter Shower Head

$12.99 Amazon »

Perfect. I've been looking for a shower head that also grinds pepper. I just don't sneeze enough while I'm in there. No? Not a suds 'n' season sort of setup here? A water filter? Ohhh, alright then...

Million Dollar Cube Money Table

$280 Amazon »

Is this what they mean by hiding something in plain sight? The Million Dollar Cube Money Table is an 18" x 18" x 18" decorative side or end table that looks like a pile of neatly stacked hundos. It's totally fake. ...

Slinky Planter

May I recommend the Slinky Planter for your Ponytail Palm? Romanian designer Andreea Cornila combines whimsy with nostalgia in her forthcoming Slinky Collection, a line featuring planters modeled after the iconic childhood...

Showerspecs - Reading Glasses for the Shower & Bath

It's a sad day when I see a product like Showerspecs - reading glasses designed specifically for wear in the shower or bathtub, so you can, like, see the difference between your shampoo and conditioner, or notice that...

Punch Hammer Camping Multi-Tool

$27.68 Amazon »

Use the Punch Hammer camping multi-tool to pound in tent stakes, shovel up a proper burial plot for your poop, and - oh, hello knuckle duster - pop a grizzly bear in the snout...

BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector

$19.99 Amazon »

Elevate your game - or at least your own perception of it - with the BlissLights Starport USB Laser Star Projector. For gamers at their PC setups or, uh, players in their living rooms and car interiors, the mini projector...

Royole RoKit - Flexible Electronics Development Kit

The RoKit from foldy smartphone designer Royole is a flexible electronics development kit with an open platform, designed for makers to help Royole improve their technology and product offerings...