$100 Etsy »

I wouldn't call the Soil Key a 3-in-1 Trowel, Saw & Hatchet Tool. I'd call it a 4-in-1 Trowel, Saw, Hatchet & Deadpool Symbol Tool. The Deadpool part being the primary reason I'd want to own the Soil Key, since I'm not really one for gardening, or performing physical labor of any sort...

Edamame Bottle-Cleaning Sponges

$9.95 Amazon »

Beans, beans, the magical fruit / Now they clean and make you toot. The Edamame Bottle Cleaners are a pair of soybeans in shape, size, and color, but abrasive cellulose sponges filled with ceramic weights in composition...

Mirage iTrek Fiesta 4-Person Pedal Kayak

$5,399 Hobie »

It's a Puddles Paddle Party with the Mirage iTrek Fiesta, a 4-person pedal kayak built to zip and maneuver through, or just float with a cooler of beer atop, puddles ranging from lakes to bays to oceans...

Steamstack Humidifier & Condenser

If you Steamstack it, the moisture will come. Or go away, depending on the season and humidity levels in your house. The Steamstack Humidifier & Condenser is a Mark Mitchell design that tweaks indoor humidity levels behind...

James Webb Space Telescope Model Kit

$24 Etsy »

Adios Hubble, Aloha James Webb. Houha Designs has made the makings of a miniature James Webb Space Telescope from mat board, and flat packed it into this neat model kit. Skill level for assembling the telescope is rated...

E130: What Is This Thing?

$19.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 130 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Vessel Helix One-Hitter

$65 Vessel »

Vessel's Helix one-hitter has some serious drip. And since I'm pretty sure no one in the generation that made up the slang term "drip" will be reading this, but probably some Gen Z parents will, that means the dry herb...

Star Lounger

$35k 1stdibs »

Oooh, the Star Lounger looks like something straight out of the mind of Tim Burton and the Deetz house in Beetlejuice. It doesn't have any mechanical components, though, so the star's arms won't fold in for a hug / restraint...

BYOJ-001 Horn Fragrance Diffuser

$1,300 Byredo »

Sound the smells! The BYOJ-001 reappropriates a bullhorn-lookin' speaker into a fragrance diffuser that blows scents rather than tunes around your home. A collaboration between OJAS speaker brand founder, Devon Turnbull...

Stair-Climbing Rolling Laundry Hamper

$62.03 Amazon »

This stair-climbing rolling laundry hamper places a detachable drawstring bag atop an upright hand truck with triple wheels on each side. Like the UpCart, the wheel design allows you to pull your laundry up and downstairs...

Mini Electric Chainsaw

$59.99 Amazon »

4 inches of pure power! OK, maybe the Mini Electric Chainsaw is more like 4 inches of maybe medium, like 5/10 power, that makes up for it with a light, 2.8-pound weight, 13" total length, and rechargeable 20v, 2.0Ah battery...

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

$15.98 Amazon »

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows could also be called John Koenig's Dictionary of Words He Made Up Himself to Describe Very Specific Feelings. But that title doesn't sound as nice, and probably wouldn't make most people...

Pillow Pets Chewbacca

$30.47 Amazon »

Uhhhh, did Chewbacca get partially mutated into a worm? What exactly was in those Wookiee Cookies you fed him, Pillow Pets? I feel like Disney is going to press charges over this. Especially when they see things get even...

Teva Men's ReEmber Mid Moccasin

$89.95 Amazon »

RemEmber Teva's Ember Moc slipper-style indoor / outdoor shoes? Well, Teva decided to ReEmber the Moc this season, and has even added some variety, and a few inches to the line in the ReEmber Mid Moccasin. These men's...

SPAM Yahtzee

$24.99 Amazon »

SPAM Yahtzee! Is that what happens when you nail a spammer? Or what happens when a spammer nails you, and everyone in your contacts list? In this case, unfortunately or fortunately depending on which one you think it...

Lampjoy Glass Rings

$16.20 - $30.70 Etsy »

My wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would break a Lampjoy Glass Ring within 5 minutes of putting it on. No offense, sugar britches, but you are the be-all, end-all of hand talkers, and at least one of those enthusiastic...

Invisibeam Field Disturbance Sensor for Vehicles

$42.99 Amazon »

If you're thinking this Invisibeam Field Disturbance Sensor for Vehicles is some real James Bond shit right here, you're...a little off. Despite its formidable, spy-worthy name, the Invisibeam Sensor is sort of just another...

Teach Your Dog to Talk Buttons

$27.99 Amazon »

Christina Hunger created these "Teach Your Dog to Talk" Buttons for her own dog, Stella, a Blue Heeler/Catahoula mix. Through training, and I'd imagine 100 dog years' worth of patience, Hunger says she has taught Stella...

Lukos Ultra-Wide 4K Monitor

$419 - $479 Kickstarter »

"Lukos, I am your backer." That's what this 32:9 ultra-wide 4K HD mini monitor hopes you'll say, and become, as soon as you read about the iMax-level movie and content display, immersive gaming experiences, and even work...

LOAFA Bread Roll Sofa

Carbo-load your eyes on the LOAFA Sofa, a modular couch made entirely of bread rolls. OK, probably bread roll pillows, but seeing as the LOAFA is still a prototype, we'll have to see what IKEA decides about that when...

First Minute Vest Wearable Survival Kit

$99.99 Amazon »

I'm dude enough to confess that I just panic bought two First Minute Vest wearable survival kits after reading an article my mama emailed me from Wired entitled How to Prepare for Climate Change's Most Immediate Impacts...

Poler Reversible Napsacks

$130 Poler »

Oh, Poler Reversible Napsacks, you knew you had me at trippy colors and patterns of Rainier Beer. These camping and lounging companions certainly aren't the first wearable sleeping bags or blankets to take a seat at the...

Earthwise Cordless Electric Snow Shovel

$159.99 - $254.99 Amazon »

This cordless electric snow shovel from Earthwise is also aptly described as a snow thrower. A snow caster. A snow dozer. And, if it works as advertised, a snow superhero...

Building Brick Waffle Maker

$69.99 Amazon »

I would be remiss if, in seeing the Building Brick Waffle Maker from CucinaPro, I didn't say: it's time to LEGO my Eggo!...