I mean news.
You get one more chance.
Not only are these Naked Lady Golf Tees shaped and molded like NAKED LADIES, but according to their manufacturer they are also "virtually indestructible." So you can pretty much take them (or put them) anywhere, and whack them (or use them to whack off) as hard as you want.
Ever the resourceful naked ladies, the 10-pack of nudi-tees can also double as divot tools.