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December was all about the Ho, ho, ho! The Happy New Year! This is...2020. And, like every holiday season, and every season in general around here, the Luuuuke! I am your father, and the Weeee! Boobies and crotches! Enjoy Dude's must see products for December 2019, the final month of the decade's...

What You Need to Host a Badass New Year's Eve Party

Think of this as what you need to host a badass New Year's Eve party in addition to your 2 primary ingredients of booze and food. These 2020 NYE party supplies fall into 6 major categories: food, as in food prep or service...

It may not happen often, but when the time comes that we need the same gift for everyone, or at least a few to several people, we're often left wondering what the universal appeal to give all of them. Maybe it's your employees or co-workers. Nieces and nephews prone to jealousy. Groomsmen or bridesmaids...

Quirky Gifts Everyone Will Be Talking About

While some of these quirky gifts could be considered white elephant gift contenders, most of them aren't, or at least aren't intended to be, gag gifts. They're just deliberately a little left of center. They proudly march...

And I mean very NSFW. I mean, it's not like I came across* these 10 images I can't believe are allowed on Amazon because I was searching for porn, boobies, or sex toys on Amazon. I was just minding my own business, perusing the site for gifts and gear I thought my fellow dudes would like to take...

Put It in a Sock! Stocking Stuffers for 2019

I thought about doing a guide to stocking stuffers for 2019 entitled, "Stuff to Put in a Sock That Will Make Them Tell You to Put a Sock in It...or Shove It up Your..." But, the Christmas spirit has touched me. Or at...

Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way...

Dude's Must See Products for November 2019

November went in with a chainsaw and out with a Santy Claus. Well, more like a must see carving knife shaped like a chainsaw, and a big red sack of holiday gift guides that expect you to make like the Big S. - in one...

Politically charged and controversial gifts for are the solution to everyone's holiday conundrum: how do I make tense times with my family, co-workers, and the UPS delivery guy worse?...

Tasteful Giving: The Best Food Gifts

The gobble, gobble of the holiday season is in full swing! But if you would, take a quick pause from stuffing your own piehole to consider how you might win this year's gift exchange by stuffing the pieholes of others...

Whether you need gifts for women aplenty, or just a single gift for a single special lady this holiday season, a deeply thoughtful gift for your true love, a grand gesture for the best mom ever, or a begrudging brown paper package for Becky, I hope you'll find what you're looking for here in my glorious...

Go for (Almost) Broke: Gifts Over $100 but Under $500

My list of gifts for over $100 but under $500 exists because you want to give him / her / they / it a "nice" gift this year. And you happen to know "nice" to your boyfriend / wife / personal trainer / golden doodle doesn't...

A gift for the man you love. Swag for the bros you owe. A big fat merry present for the dad, the boss, the son, and all the rest of the dudes on your holiday gift list. You'll find all your gifts for men here...

Thrifty & Thoughtful: The Best Gifts for $25 or Less

I figured it would be tough to do a round up of gifts for $25 or less this year, but over the 12 months, I've actually posted dozens and dozens of pieces of tech and gear, tools and supplies, and trinkets and gadgets...

It's not just a Dirty Santa gift exchange or a White Elephant party this year, it's a Dirty Dirty Santa gift exchange or a Black White Elephant party. And if it's not, grab one of these questionable, sexual, offensive and / or poo-tiful presents as your contribution and make it so...

Deck the Halls: Holiday Decor & Supplies for 2019

Deck the halls...and the living room. Also, the kitchen gets its own Christmas tree and every window sill a candle flickering bright (via 2 x AA batteries, of course.) Poinsettias and holly-trimmed linen replace the succulents...

I'da thought Dude's must see products for October 2019 woulda been all about Halloween, but the holiday took just a supporting role in the month's most popular gear, tech, and random stuff roundup. Christmas even started rearing its ugly head here, with some decidedly December items gaining as many...

Gifts to Give Someone You're About to Break Up With

Breakup gifts can present themselves in a few different forms. 1) You know you want to end things with your s.o., but his / her birthday is coming up and you can't do it right before. Therefore, you need a gift to give...

Dudes, this is gonna hurt. My collection of stuff that makes it worse before making it better includes a fat wad of items that are going to cause you some physical pain and discomfort while you're using them. But. They'll ultimately help solve a problem you have that's way more painful and uncomfortable...

The Worst Halloween Candy

This list of the worst Halloween candy in the land is based on my personal (albeit expert) opinion, so there's obviously a small bit of subjectivity to it. (Spoiler alert: there's also a large Bit-O-Honey.) Some notable...

I compiled a list of the best Halloween candy for adults because I figured some of you, like me, would want something more than just sugar-dipped sugar with a gooey sugar center to pair with your candy corn Jell-O shots and bloody eyeball martinis. For example: sugar-dipped sugar with a gooey sugar...

Dude's Must See Products for September 2019

September just stormed in and snipped the ever-loving vas deferens off of summer, didn't it? The only good thing about the month of September was that, since it contains the start of fall, the first day of school, and...

Apparently there are so many different kinds of farts on our planet that we need not just one Spotter's Guide to identifying them (with sound effects!) but five! Five guides to fart-spotting!...

Meaty Trends & Cheesy Ideas: Unique Burger Gear & Merch

I decided to do a burger product compilation for 2 reasons: 1) I just heard September 18 is National Cheeseburger Day, so Happy Cheeseburger Day! Here's a bunch of cheeseburger-related merchandise! 2) Now that Impossible...