Buyer's Guides

First We Feast's Hot Ones brings me so much joy. Who'd have thought feeding celebrities 10 hot-sauce-slathered chicken wings of increasing spice levels, up to Scoville units that make them swear and sweat and snot all over themselves and guzzle milk like a baby to ease the pain, could be such first-rate...

The Best Men's Black & White T-Shirts

I think it almost might be easier to narrow down the best men's T-shirts overall than it is to dive into the murky waters of the best men's black and white t-shirts. As simple as a plain black T-shirt or a plain white...

Know what a Tarantula Dog Halloween costume means? Not four, not eight, but twelve furry legs scampering across the floor, wreaking havoc, and climbing up (well, humping) your leg this year...

Lost Souls Gothic Skull Chair

Ah, a chance to get inside another man's head. Or lady's. Actually, the Lady Lost Souls Gothic Skull Chairs are made 4" bigger in diameter to accurately depict real male-female skull ratios. On average ladies' skulls...

What I really mean is: what to bring on a long flight besides Ambien. Or equivalent, if you're worried Ambien will make you sleepwalk the aisles of the airplane pantsless as the flight attendants try to keep you from devouring the food cart's stash of Almond Roca...

Toilet Paper Holders with Phone Storage Shelf

I look at my phone in the toilet. I look at my phone with sink water sloshed all over it. I look at my phone on the bathroom floor, where it landed when it fell out of my pocket. And I turn my thumbs inward, and I think...

Well, you probably give a little more than zero Fs if you're going to the trouble of flipping a coin to make the decision. But if your wife asks you whether you'd prefer new cloth napkins in sage green or seafoam green, haul out one of these Zero Fs Given decision maker coins to help make the call...

The Best Portable Music Players

From small and simple portable music players made with athletes and workouts in mind, to mildly evolved MP3 players suited to those who still thumb their noses at smartphones, to the audiophile ear candy that are high-end...

The Key Titan puts your lock openers on the lockdown. A neat, compact, jingle-free keychain with a carabiner skeleton, the Key Titan series organizes between 5 and 10 keys into a slim and secure block...

The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters

Aeration and filtration be damned! The most important attribute of any wine or liquor decanter is that it looks as dashing as Gosling, as unique as Buscemi, or as badass as The Rock sitting on your bar...

Back to school means new clothes and sneaks! New bags, packs, and cases. And for the college kids, maybe some new dorm or apartment furniture. New sheets for...uh...new fall adventures. New bike lock to replace the one some d-bag on campus cut through before stealing your bike last spring. New headphones...

Air Jordan Sneaker Candles

For years Air Jordan sneakers have been preserved and immortalized in various ways. Some people wear them until their toes pop out the uppers. Some buy two pairs, and keep one boxed in mint condition to pass down to their...

Two events inspired this collection of the best shark themed gifts. The obvious: we're in the middle of Shark Week 2018...

Field Candy Digitally Printed Tents

Field Candy makes a bunch of leisure and recreation goods, but I think their digitally printed tents are the most noteworthy. Fit for 2 to 3 people, the A-frame camping abodes have some real standouts in their collection...

You might hunt elk and deer in the woods to taxidermy into prized wall art, but in Portland they make theirs out of saddles and handlebars hunted down in the hipster Goodwills. Home furnishings designer The Iron Roots hand-crafts this series of Bicycle Taxidermy bike wall display racks from a shop...

Projectile Style: Unique Bulletproof Clothing & Gear

A collection of bulletproof clothing shouldn't just protect you from harm, it should protect you from looking like a fashion disaster. Why should body armor stop at bland and functional if we have the creativity to make...

Know what winners do? Winners beat their chests. They stomp the ground. They Rrrrawwwrr!. They...collect their sweet-ass Monster Victory Trophies depicting exactly what they look and feel like after such a triumph...

The Kitchen Gadgets & Tools You'll Actually Use

The kitchen gadgets and tools I've* bought that I actually use have no set status as classic or trendy, electric or manual, or simple or complex. When it comes to cooking at home I've found a perfectly stocked kitchen...

I showed my wife this series of wood basketball hoops with no more than an ounce of hope that she wouldn't half look at them, roll her eyes, and give me a dismissive, flat, final "No."...

Weedoo Workboats

Weedoo Workboats are a niche piece of heavy equipment designed for the cleanup and collection of water vegetation. That is, they're big ol' aquatic weed-whackers. With nifty conveyor planks that help corral and bag the...

Whaddaya think Star Wars golf balls have to say? My guess: may the Force...of the driver...be with you, and may you avoid all desert planets during your travels...

Man of Style? Unique Men's Fashion & Accessories

What is a man of style? Gucci suits and Rolex watches, or a dude who sports more unique men's fashion and accessories? Whether you're the kind of guy who likes to dress ready for the runway in tailored pants and fresh-pressed...

My guide to your most splashalicous pool party supplies starts with essentials for a bash at the swimming pool, extends to a shindig at the lake, and finishes up with a shebang in the backyard hot tub. From floats to snacks, speakers to a charcoal grill made out of a trash can, read on to discover...

The Beach Glass - Floating Shatterproof Drinkware

The Beach Glass impales both sand and water with good spirits. A series of spike-bottomed drinkware for wine, beer, cocktails, mocktails, and plain ol' sodies, Beach Glasses are designed to dig into the sand and turn...