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They say the best way to fight the coronavirus is to wash your hands. But what fun is that? Germ busting via hand-washing requires no fancy gadgets. No special sanitizers. No multi-filtered medical-grade purifiers revered by hospitals and germophobes everywhere for their ability to suck 99.9997%...

Dude's Must See Products for January 2020

Dude's must see products for a cold and lifeless January 2020 had you dreaming of summer road trips in luxury camping trailers and taking out your aggressions by whipping stingers and unleashing the kraken. Thankfully...

Your move. It might be across town with a load of boxes for your new place. It might be up the stairs hauling a new mattress and box spring, or down the street hauling some extra mulch to the neighbors. Loading up the roof with skis and sleds in the winter, hitching up the boat to hit the lake in...

Dude's Must See Products for December 2019

December was all about the Ho, ho, ho! The Happy New Year! This is...2020. And, like every holiday season, and every season in general around here, the Luuuuke! I am your father, and the Weeee! Boobies and crotches! Enjoy...

Think of this as what you need to host a badass New Year's Eve party in addition to your 2 primary ingredients of booze and food. These 2020 NYE party supplies fall into 6 major categories: food, as in food prep or service items; drinks, as in drinking vessels or accessories; decor; music; games;...

What to Give When You Need the Same Gift for Everyone

It may not happen often, but when the time comes that we need the same gift for everyone, or at least a few to several people, we're often left wondering what the universal appeal to give all of them. Maybe it's your...

While some of these quirky gifts could be considered white elephant gift contenders, most of them aren't, or at least aren't intended to be, gag gifts. They're just deliberately a little left of center. They proudly march to the beat of their of their own drum. And in some cases, they simply come...

10 Images I Can't Believe Are Allowed on Amazon (NSFW)

And I mean very NSFW. I mean, it's not like I came across* these 10 images I can't believe are allowed on Amazon because I was searching for porn, boobies, or sex toys on Amazon. I was just minding my own business, perusing...

I thought about doing a guide to stocking stuffers for 2019 entitled, "Stuff to Put in a Sock That Will Make Them Tell You to Put a Sock in It...or Shove It up Your..." But, the Christmas spirit has touched me. Or at least given me a light enough pat that I thought I'd be nice rather than naughty...

Sexy Gifts for that Special Someone (NSFW)

Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way...

November went in with a chainsaw and out with a Santy Claus. Well, more like a must see carving knife shaped like a chainsaw, and a big red sack of holiday gift guides that expect you to make like the Big S. - in one case the Big Dirty S. - and get buying for your family and friends...

Politically Charged & Controversial Holiday Gifts

Politically charged and controversial gifts for are the solution to everyone's holiday conundrum: how do I make tense times with my family, co-workers, and the UPS delivery guy worse?...

The gobble, gobble of the holiday season is in full swing! But if you would, take a quick pause from stuffing your own piehole to consider how you might win this year's gift exchange by stuffing the pieholes of others. I call it tasteful giving, and this list is all about food gifts. And while it...

Sweeties, Sisters, Mamas & Becky: 2019 Gifts for Women

Whether you need gifts for women aplenty, or just a single gift for a single special lady this holiday season, a deeply thoughtful gift for your true love, a grand gesture for the best mom ever, or a begrudging brown...

My list of gifts for over $100 but under $500 exists because you want to give him / her / they / it a "nice" gift this year. And you happen to know "nice" to your boyfriend / wife / personal trainer / golden doodle doesn't just mean "considerate" and "well thought out." It has a little "expensive"...

Bros, Bosses, Hubs, Dads & Dudes: Holiday Gifts for Men

A gift for the man you love. Swag for the bros you owe. A big fat merry present for the dad, the boss, the son, and all the rest of the dudes on your holiday gift list. You'll find all your gifts for men here...

I figured it would be tough to do a round up of gifts for $25 or less this year, but over the 12 months, I've actually posted dozens and dozens of pieces of tech and gear, tools and supplies, and trinkets and gadgets the fit the (surprisingly low and very reasonable) bill. It must be because I know...

The Dirtiest Dirty Santa Gifts (NSFW)

It's not just a Dirty Santa gift exchange or a White Elephant party this year, it's a Dirty Dirty Santa gift exchange or a Black White Elephant party. And if it's not, grab one of these questionable, sexual, offensive...

Deck the halls...and the living room. Also, the kitchen gets its own Christmas tree and every window sill a candle flickering bright (via 2 x AA batteries, of course.) Poinsettias and holly-trimmed linen replace the succulents and boring beige cotton on the tabletops, and even the dish towels and...

Dude's Must See Products for October 2019

I'da thought Dude's must see products for October 2019 woulda been all about Halloween, but the holiday took just a supporting role in the month's most popular gear, tech, and random stuff roundup. Christmas even started...

Breakup gifts can present themselves in a few different forms. 1) You know you want to end things with your s.o., but his / her birthday is coming up and you can't do it right before. Therefore, you need a gift to give someone you're about to break up with. Same goes for Christmas, Valentine's Day...

Stuff That Makes It Worse Before Making It Better

Dudes, this is gonna hurt. My collection of stuff that makes it worse before making it better includes a fat wad of items that are going to cause you some physical pain and discomfort while you're using them. But. They'll...

This list of the worst Halloween candy in the land is based on my personal (albeit expert) opinion, so there's obviously a small bit of subjectivity to it. (Spoiler alert: there's also a large Bit-O-Honey.) Some notable omissions include candies I know a lot of you despise, but that I kinda liked...

The Best Halloween Candy for Adults

I compiled a list of the best Halloween candy for adults because I figured some of you, like me, would want something more than just sugar-dipped sugar with a gooey sugar center to pair with your candy corn Jell-O shots...