10 Items You Need To Survive The Apocalypse

The Apocalypse. The End of the World. ZDay. It's all we talk about anymore. I'm willing to bet the only people on earth who aren't aware that the fit is hitting the shan on December 21, 2012 are those who are already dead. And boy will they be excited when they awake and rise up to join in on the more...

Top 10 Halloween Costumes

Top 10 Halloween Costumes of All-Time

HONORABLE MENTION. Sad Bunny. I guess this one is only effective if you have a depressed baby. In which case, good luck the other 364 days of the year. more...

The Worst Christmas Gifts

Have yourself a merry little Christmas/Hanukkah/Festivus/day of gorging fat and sugar. Here's hoping it doesn't include the transmission or reception of any of the following Worst. Gifts. Ever. more...

Dude's Top 10 Picks for Animal Reincarnation

Dying kind of sucks, but sooner or later, we all go through it. And rather than dwell on where we are or aren't going when the reaper (or Looper) calls our name, we at Dude prefer to think about what we're coming back as. Because when we leave this cruel earth, hell yeah our tantamount goal is gonna more...

Top 10 Dude Reader Comments

We like your comments. All of them. Even the complaints, the nitpicks, the "Dude, I DON'T want thats!" Speakers of your minds, we acknowledge and thank you all. But some comments have stood out as particularly poignant. They're usually witty, and sometimes they're hilarious. Memorable enough to make more...

Most Heinous Thanksgiving Culinary Creations

Happy Thanksgiving! As a prelude to the mouth-watering feast you are surely about to enjoy, let's take a look at some of the gut bombs other poor bastards* will have to eat on this day of appreciating what we have, regardless of the havoc it may later wreak on our GI tracts. (*Our sympathies if you're more...