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Manly Bands Nylon & Carbon Monomer Wedding Bands

The story of Manly Bands wedding bands starts with a proposal and ends with a couple taking two sets of vows: one to each other; and the other to people like themselves who are "horrified" with their experience of shopping...

The Whizzinator Touch - Synthetic Urine Kit (NSFW)

Golden shower or passing a drug test, what's your Whizzinator pleasure? I first learned of this bizarre and fantastic strap-on penis and synthetic urine kit from attorney L. Scott Briscoe. Via his Facebook page, Briscoe...

Nintendo Entertainment System Dopp Kit

$24.90 from Box Lunch »

Box Lunch's Nintendo Entertainment System Dopp Kit means you can keep your 'stache looking as dapper as Mario's and locks as lustrous and coifed as Link's even when you're traveling or on the go. The toiletry bag's NES...

Royal Robbins Men's City Traveler Shirt

$68.95 from Amazon »

Hot time, summer in the city / Traveler Shirt wrinkle resistant and sweat wicking. Royal Robbins makes many a manly button-up, sewn with sleeves both short and long, but the City Traveler seems most appropriate for today...

Burton Wheelie Sub 116L Travel Bag

$379.95 - $399.95 from Amazon »

Burton's Wheelie Sub suitcase is a Big. Boy. If saying the roller bag has 116L of packing space doesn't resonate with you dudes, maybe this will: give a Burton Wheelie Sub as gift to your girlfriend and she'll never ask...

The PersonalSpacinator

Claustrophobes, agoraphobes, germophobes, the PersonalSpacinator is for you. Provided you don't also have a fear of walking around looking like an idiot...

Cardboard Samurai Costume

$70.51 from Amazon »

You've heard of Christmas in July, but how about Halloween in June? Yeah, me either, but this cardboard samurai costume makes me want to start the trend. It's even summer-ready, made entirely of paper products instead...

One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses

An alternative to strapping 12-inch heels to your feet, the One Foot Taller Periscope Glasses let you jack up your height from the other end - with a 12-inch rod and mirrors mounted to your eyes...

Awkward Plastic Grocery Bags - BYO or Get One of These

These awkward plastic bags from Vancouver's East West Market continue the trend of Canadian, and specifically British Columbian, ingenuity. The local grocery store specializes in organic and fair trade produce, so no...

The Voltage Ring

$92 - $125 from Kickstarter »

The alluring glow of the Voltage Ring might look familiar to Dude readers, reminding you of these luminescent forged carbon fiber rings from Carbon6. And indeed, John Paul Easley of Carbon6 had a hand in their creation...

Oral Me Thong Underwear

$12.90 from Amazon »

This isn't the first time a thong has been compared to dental floss. But with the Oral Me thong underwear, ladies might be more inclined to accept, maybe even champion, the connection. Because here it's not about some...

FlipRocks Extreme Flip-Flops

$89.99 from FlipRocks »

FlipRocks are a far cry from your average flip-flops. Buuuut, they seem to be right in line - or rather, right in injection-molded removable grips with extreme traction applications - with your average dad shoe...

Internal Organs Rash Guard Swimsuit

$16.99 from Amazon »

Ladies, show off your real beach bod this summer with an internal organs swimsuit. It's also a combo one-piece and rash guard, so even as you're revealing expansive areas of your anatomical insides, you'll be protecting...

CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device

Need a Father's Day gift for a would-be dad? The CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device, despite sounding and looking like no more than an awesome jock strap for chilling your balls, exists in the name of fertility. It's a testicle...

Comfi Memory Foam Hoodie

$88 - $117 from Comfi »

What's this, Comfi memory foam hoodie? Like walking around with a mattress strapped to my back? A butt pillow built in to my sweatshirt? Ha! Haha! That sounds ridiculous!...

Foldies Polarized Folding Sunglasses

$69 from Amazon »

If you've got that sunshine in your pocket, better keep a pair of Foldies folding sunglasses in your other one. The unisex wayfarers have a hinge at their bridge and on each arm to break them down into a compact puck...

VERTIX GPS Adventure Watch

$599 - $699 from Coros »

The VERTIX GPS Adventure Watch endeavors to be a technological sherpa for your outdoor expeditions. Part navigator, part activity tracker, but stronger than both (like Michael the Lycan-vampire hybrid from Underworld!)...

Teeth Whitening Pen

$18.99 from Amazon »

The only thing that sucks worse than yellow teeth is trying to whiten them with strips, trays, or whitening pens like this one, and spending the next few weeks feeling like everything that touches my teeth, including...

Mommy's Touch Shark's Tooth Silicone Chewelry

$11.99 from Amazon »

Welp, Junior's teething gums and fidgety tendencies will be assuaged by some Shark's Tooth Silicone Chewelry, but I'm not sure how his neck and lungs are gonna feel after he strangles himself with the necklace's cord...

Taco Bell Hot Sauce Bikini & Swim Trunks

$60 from Taco Shop »

Are you ready for the hot sauce challenge...of wearing a Taco Bell Sauce Packet Bikini or Swim Trunks on the beach this summer? Taco Bell's Taco Shop Summer Collection features a handful of fiery items that will let everyone...

Shark Learns to Fly Necklace

$56 from Etsy »

The Shark Learns to Fly Necklace isn't artist Teresa Chadwick's first time at the Whimsical Clay Rodeo. I first saw her Etsy shop, Curious Burrow, about 6 years ago when she won me over with her Sloth Rings. I hadn't...

me Sleek Face & Body Permanent Hair Removal System

$249.99 from Amazon »

Dudes and ladies, maybe you dig your hairy back / chest / arms / legs / upper lip. But if you're here reading about the me Sleek Face & Body Permanent Hair Removal System, my guess is you're more of the mindset that these...

Swiss Army I.N.O.X. Carbon Firefighters' Watch

$995 from Victorinox »

Victorinox honors and shows deserved gratitude to our firefighters with the latest 1,200-piece limited edition of their I.N.O.X Carbon series Swiss Army watch...

VIA Waterproof Knit Shoes

$99 - $109 from VIA »

VIA Knit Shoes are treated with a Nano-Tech Membrane that repels both water and dirt for up to 2 hours of tromping around in mud puddles on a rainy spring day. They're also convertible sneaks, with fold-over flaps that...