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LastSwab Reusable Cotton Swab

$21 from LastSwab »

The LastSwab Reusable Cotton Swab: "Because there is no Planet B." Hear that, ocean-polluting and marine-life-skewering Q-Tips?...

The Lawn Mower Manscaping Electric Trimmer

$59.99 from Amazon »

The first scene in the video for the Lawn Mower 2.0 electric trimmer for manscaping is pretty much exactly what I'd envision the Lawn Mower 2.0 would do to my private regions if I used it: the Happy Trail becomes the...

Vesper Vibrator Necklace

$69 - $150 from Uncommon Goods »

Oooh, the Vesper Vibrator Necklace also comes in a 24K gold version in case you're still compiling your adults only Easter basket, or need a gift for Mother's Day...

Eagle Creek Migrate Duffel Bag

$95.38 - $99 from Amazon »

Eagle Creek's Migrate Duffel Bags get their water repellent coating, and glassy sheen, from windshield plastics the outdoor brand has recovered from landfills in Asia. The series of adventure bags comes in 90L (shown...

Vollebak Black Squid Color-Shifting Jacket

$995 from Vollebak »

Vollebak's Black Squid Jacket, a color-shifting ski coat modeled after its namesake's adaptive camouflage, follows the futuristic clothing brand's efforts to turn world's thinnest material, graphene, and world's hottest...

Deconstructed Cargo Pants

$210 from Namilia »

Deconstructed Cargo Pants. Deconstructed, indeed. Like shorts with a whole train of dingleberries...

Master Carver Meerschaum Pipes

$75 - $625 from Amazon »

I'm not sure I'd want to put anything in these Master Carver Meerschaum Pipes and smoke it - they're just so intricate and byoo-tee-ful. And expensive. What if tobacco, or the stanky green stuff, ruined it?...

Parasoles - 3D Recovery Socks with Polymer Soles

$55 from Parasoles »

While I haven't tried Parasoles myself, I have seen the funky sock-shoes in action on another dude at my gym. He flippin'-tires loves them. Always tries to get me to try them on and see for myself, but uh, these so-called...

Nite Ize RunOff Waterproof Wallet

$37.95 from Amazon »

The Nite Ize RunOff Waterproof Wallet helps you hike, paddle, sail, and hoof it 2 miles back to your hotel in the pouring rain assured that your valuables are safe and dry inside its impermeable TPU walls and IPX7-rated...

RepliCade Insert Coin Keychain

$14.99 from Amazon »

RepliCade's Insert Coin Keychain is like this Arcade Belt Buckle, but maybe less offensive when you shove it someone's face to show off your new purchase. Like the pants bauble, the retro keychain is an authentic, 1:1...

Haeyo Mayo Hair Nutrition Mask

$16 from Amazon »

Haeyo Mayo, 'eh? Now that looks like an April Fool's joke waiting to happen. It might not even be on purpose. A haircare product packaged in a squeeze bottle that looks exactly like the craft batch stuff my wife buys...

Become Your Cat Mask

$2,725 from Shinto Michiya »

Wanna be a copycat? Like, copy your cat and become a copy of your cat? Yeah, you probably do...

Alchemi Labs Heat-Reflective Sun Cap

$32 from Amazon »

Look closely at an Alchemi Labs Sun Cap and the heat-reflective "radiant barrier technology" covering its top and bill miiiight remind you of sequins. Which in turn might remind you of your 8-year-old's dance recital...

NoNetz Anti-Chafe Men's Swim Trunks

$60 - $65 from Amazon »

Swim trunk season is so close I can almost chafe it. Ugh. Chafing. Thigh rash. Disturbance and unrest in the crotchal region. NoNetz knows these are the potential downsides of spiking beach volleyballs and splish-splashin'...

Osana All Natural Mosquito Repellent Soap

$24.99 from Amazon »

I see your lighting of a citronella candle to keep the mosquitos away, and raise you bathing in the essential oil, rubbing it in soap form all over my body as a skeeter beater for all 2000 of my bug-averse body parts...

The Buttress Pillow

$69 from Amazon »

Now I lay me down to sleep / on a pair of luscious cheeks / A Buttress Pillow I've heard said / will support my neck and cradle my head...

Kula Cloth Antimicrobial Pee Cloth

$20 - $22 from Kula Cloth »

This one's for the ladies! The Kula Cloth looks like a potholder, and indeed has highly absorptive powers, but in this case the camping and hiking companion isn't sucking up heat, it's sucking up pee. The Kula Cloth is...

LED Steampunk Top Hat

$149.34 from Etsy »

Any dapper, steampunk-lovin' grooms-to-be out there looking to upstage their brides at the wedding? Oh come on, wearing an LED Steampunk Top Hat is great way to kick off your marriage! It even glows in your choice of...

Convenience Kits Men's Toiletry Travel Kits

$11.61 - $26.35 from Amazon »

I'm not helpful enough to have priced out for you Convenience Kits' line of Men's Toiletry Travel Kits to determine if their consolidated dopp bags of mini bottles and packs of grooming products are a much better deal...

Sawyer Utility Bracelet

$35 from Amazon »

I like the Sawyer Utility Bracelet. I like it for its leather-and-steel aesthetic, and I like it for its proposed method of carrying around a utility knife, which is one that takes up zero room, and creates zero bulge...

Self-Defense Coin Bag

$39.99 from Amazon »

George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, and Abe Lincoln team up to deliver the ultimate bitch slap, packing a whack! from inside your self-defense coin bag. And after they're done, you'll be all ready...

Sushi Tape

$10.99 from Amazon »

Roe-mantic husband I am, I bento-ver backwards to find my wife some new craft supplies, but as soon as she unwrapped her stylin' set of Sushi Tape she was all, "There's something fishy about this. What did you do wrong...

Flip'em the Bird Gloves

Give a pair of Flip'em the Bird Gloves as a gift for your girlfriend and find out just what a gift that keeps on giving...possibly back to you...can mean. This line of fingerless gloves are made of soft, stretchy acrylic...

Nixon Dork Too Smart Ass Watch

$149.95 from Amazon »

Combine a Nixon sense of humor with a 1980s answering machine face with the smart ass who leaves fart sounds after the beep, and there you have the sure-to-be-classic Nixon Dork Too, a Smart Ass Watch. Press its center...