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Gamer Goo Antiperspirant - Dry Grip for Sweaty Hands

$14.95 from Amazon »

Gamer Goo Antiperspirant sounds like the dry grip for sweaty hands some athletes use to help them avoid butter fingering a ball. Except gamers don't really sweat due to a high level of exertion so much as because their...

Lovepop The Beatles Pop-Up Cards

$15 - $18 from Amazon »

Lovepop makes greeting cards they think your recipients will love to see pop up when they open them. With Father's Day getting ready to pop up itself, you can show you love Pop by including one of Lovepop's The Beatles...

The Not Hot Blanket

If the eyes are a window to the soul, then the Not Hot Blanket is a window...for that one damn leg that needs some fresh air. Just a little pop-out from under the covers so you don't wake up from a sweet dream about Charlize...

World's Thinnest Mechanical Watch

$412k from Piaget »

Swiss luxury watch brand Piaget knew exactly what it would take to back up the claim that with their Altiplano Ultimate Concept they'd created the world's thinnest mechanical watch: they put their money where their mouth...

Made in Vachina Baby Romper

$10.99 from Amazon »

Most parents will be happy with a baby made in Vachina. Because, let's face it, most parents won't think too much about where their kid came from, they'll just be happy to have one that looks slick and is functional...

DEVO Energy Dome Face Shield

I was wondering how long it would take someone to whip Devo into the safety dance* that is living through a pandemic. And turns out that "someone" responsible for the Devo Energy Dome PPE Kit you see here is Devo themselves...

Money Soap - Real Cash in Bars of Soap

$8 - $63 from Etsy »

Money Soap! What a genius way to give your favorite graduate or birthday kid the cash they crave, without neglecting your duty as a parent / mentor / naggy Aunt Jan to remind them to wash their hands...

BioVYZR 1.0

While definitely funk and futuristic in its appearance, the BioVYZR 1.0 - which, by the way, isn't even from the land of funk that is Japan, it's from Canada! - is nowhere near the craziest face mask or headwear EDC I've...

Reef Men's Mulligan II Flip Flops

$39.60 - $45 from Amazon »

One question: what the fairway is up with that bulging golf ball embedded in the Mulligan II Flip Flops' footbed? Reef's only reference to it is to say their golf fan's footwear has a "molded golf ball logo." Yeah, more...

GuruNanda Contactless Infrared Forehead Thermometer

Discontinued

You've come a long way from mercury up the butt, thermometers. Using infrared technology, the GuruNanda Thermometer enables everyone from your mama to your nurse to your Amazon Big Brother to take your temperature without...

GrassSlides Real Turf Sandals

$24.95 from Amazon »

Dad, what's better than grass stains on your New Balance 608v5s? That's right, real turf on your GrassSlides sandals...

PumPiX Wearable Hand Sanitizer Dispenser

Be the Spider-Man of sanitizing with a PumPiX wristband. The germ-busting wearable holds up to 0.4 ounces of your preferred hand sanitizer or surface disinfectant so you can spray webs of anti-bacterial, anti-viral mists...

HiccAway - Immediately Stop the Hiccups

$14 from HiccAway »

HiccAway makes one hicc of a claim: it will stop your hiccups immediately. Designed by Dr. Ali Seifi, Director of the Neuroscience Intensive Care Unit at the University of Texas, the HiccAway device is basically a redesigned...

Pix Customizable Digital Backpack

$198 - $299 from Amazon »

Where the Pix Backpack, a customizable digital bag for your pixel art and messages, may have once flashed smiley faces and "Have a nice day" sentiments through its LED lights, today you might use it to show of your personal...

Star Wars Face Masks

$14.92 from Etsy »

May the 4th be with you, and may the Rona be in a galaxy far, far away. This series of Star Wars face masks is from Ethical Addiction, made in honor of favorite franchise characters - from Chewbacca to Vader, Yoda (adult-size)...

Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 Groin Hair Trimmer

Sold Out from Amazon »

The Manscaped Lawn Mower 3.0 knows that even when we're stuck inside, many of us are living in the wild. This groin trimmer and happy trail blazer wants to help hack through the brush and bush - a lot more gently, and...

Gloves in a Bottle Shielding Lotion for Dry Skin

$17.95 from Amazon »

A lot of us, and especially our health care workers, could use any number of shields right now. Gloves in a Bottle, a self-described Shielding Lotion, is volunteering to be that protective barrier for our dry, cracked...

Korin HiPack - Easy-Wipe Backpack

$119 from Amazon »

Korin doesn't promote their HiPack as an easy-to-clean, disinfectant-friendly backpack...yet. Having made the bag pre-covid-19, Korin focuses on its minimalist, smooth shell design, anti-theft locking features, scientific...

Your Face Custom Face Masks

$19.95 from Obscure A Tees »

Your own face on a face mask. The option has been available, and shown a few different faces of itself, for years now - remember the creepy Realface clone? - but this one from Obscure A Tees is made in the face of Covid-19...

The Weatherman Umbrella for 55MPH Winds

$59 from Amazon »

The Weatherman Umbrella knows not everyone can be Mary Poppins on a rainy day, but when the wind picks up anyone with a crappy umbrella can be...the dude who gets drenched and disheveled because his umbrella blows inside...

Philips DIY Hair Clippers with Head Shaver Attachment

$144 from Amazon »

I'm not trying to make self-haircut kits a recurring series or anything, but they are an item of high interest right now, and the Philips Headgroom, DIY hair clippers with a head shaver attachment, bring a little something...

K-fit Kegel Toner for Men

$159.95 from Amazon »

One thing I don't like the looks of is this K-fit Kegel Toner for Men. Part 1 of my instinct to slowly back away is, of course, the "probe," which may not go up my pee hole, but is definitely going somewhere uncomfortable...

The Dad Mask

The Dad Mask is laced up and ready to shield against viruses, filter out allergens and dust particles, thwart lawnmower fumes, stave off grill smoke, absorb all grass stains, and enshroud the mug of the man, the myth...

Pocket Cane - Ultra-Compact Walking Cane

$49 from Amazon »

Instant pimp, at your service. And, sure, the Pocket Cane is also a convenient and less cumbersome way for the injured and elderly to keep a walking stick close at hand...