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Grim Stitch Factory Scarecrow Masks

$350 - $450 from Grim Stitch Factory »

If I only had a brain...I would have maybe thought twice before looking at Grim Stitch Factory's Scarecrow Masks when I couldn't sleep last night. Canadian Cameron Scholes is the ARRGH!tist behind these sinister Halloween...

Vibrant Capsule Vibrating Laxative Pill

I mean, how did Vibrant figure out that swallowing a vibrating pill could create an internal laxative effect? Be honest guys. Someone swallowed one of those bullet vibrators and came in for emergency surgery and a pants...

IRL Ad Blocker Glasses

They live. IRL Glasses are real-life sunglasses that block ads - that block all screen visuals - in real time. No joke, they're real news created to black out fake news. And screens blasting aggressive backlit pushes...

Deadpool Pro Replica Movie Mask

$416.67 - $684.52 from Etsy »

For those who want to go beyond just dressing up as Deadpool this Halloween, IlustraStudios' Deadpool Pro Edition replica movie mask is your first step towards total transformation into Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson as...

Crazy Horse Craft Origami Leather Wallets

$38 - $60 from Amazon »

Native America meets old world Japan in Crazy Horse Craft's leather origami-style wallets. The minimalist cash and card carriers have a classic, scholarly look, with 2 openings for quick access, and two interior compartments...

Jacob Bromwell Leather Messenger Bag with Flask Holder

$800 - $1k from Jacob Bromwell »

Is it OK to bring a flask of whiskey to work if you're carrying it in a case as luxe and beautiful as Jacob Bromwell's Arcanum Leather Messenger Bag? What about to jury duty? Through the TSA line? I think yes. Absolutely...

Cordarounds - Horizontal Corduroy Pants

$98 from Beta Brand »

Aerodynamic horizontal corduroys! Less likely to cause crotch combustion! Side pockets that flash the world ninja throwing stars, Mexican Luchadors, or Sasquatch exhibiting various feats of strength, which is way butter...

Bread Slippers

$14.99 - $20.99 from Amazon »

It's not just that Bread Slippers exist, it's that Bread Slippers exist in so many styles of toasty foot loaves! French baguette, country white, marble rye, sesame seed, multi-seed, hot dog bun...my blood sugar is spiking...

Fronteer Aqua Solo Sneakers

$145 from Fronteer »

A shoe for the postmodern athlete, Fronteer's Aqua Solo sneakers mash up elements of water shoes, hiking boots, and climbing shoes into their laceless, low-top, hiker-style form. And the sneaks' name and inspiration come...

ECCO EXOSTRIKE Dyneema Edition Hiking Boots

$300 from ECCO »

ECCO has upgraded their funky, street-style EXOSTRIKE line of hiking boots with Dyneema bonded leather uppers. As ECCO is a company out of Denmark, I wonder if "Dyneema" is Danish for "World's! Strongest! Leather!" Because...

Zombie Bodysuit Halloween Costume

$125 from Etsy »

And thanks to the Zombie Bodysuit's Italian Lycra construction, when Halloween is over, ladies, you can wear the sexy sweat-wicker to the gym, and be the sassiest spinner in Soul Cycle or most spirited hip shaker in Zumba...

Tyrion Lannister Mask

$1,499.99 from Amazon »

Neck-down complications might prevent you from truly fooling anyone, but this ultra-realistic Tyrion Lannister mask will at least transform your face and head into the man, the myth, the imp who drinks and knows things...

Snittens - The Original Snot Mittens

$19.99 from Amazon »

First there were mittens, then there were Shittens, and now there are Snittens. Mittens sewn with soft and luxurious fabrics able to absorb 28 times their weight in tears and snot, so the next time you're out in the cold...

Rumpl Puffy Poncho

$179 from Rumpl »

If Rumpl's Puffy Coat Blanket isn't hands-free enough for you when you need to keep warm and dry and, say, jump up to cheer or your team or pee in the woods, perhaps the Rumpl Puffy Poncho is the wearable sleeping bag...

Recycled Firefighter The Chief Everyday Carry Backpack

$149 from Amazon »

What happens to all the American fire hose, combat boot leather, and firefighter bunker gear that has served its duty and been decommissioned? It gets sent to your wallets, your notebooks, and your Chief everyday carry...

EEZ-Y Inverted Umbrella

$22.95 from Amazon »

With their Inverted Umbrella EEZ-Y has managed to make the first umbrella turned inside out I don't want to throw on the ground and stomp on because it's turned inside out. And in fact, when this double-sided rain shield's...

Aftercourse Post-Sex Wipes

$15.95 from Amazon »

Oh boy, a pocket-sized crotch shower! Aftercourse Wipes are post-sex wet wipes designed specifically to clean up sensitive areas of your body that have just bumped and grinded with sensitive areas of someone else's. Or...

BAGOBAGO Backpack Chair

$112 from Amazon »

BAGOBAGO makes this commuter and travel backpack with a super sweet chair(y) on top. The bag has a built-in stool that folds out of its interior, and locks in place over a stable frame strong enough to hold 285 pounds...

MecArmy Titanium Tactical Ring with Tritium Glow Bars

$55.90 - $69.90 from MecArmy »

MecArmy has made a formidable Titanium Tactical Ring for dudes. In addition to its industrial, and sort of intimidating, design, the ring make the perfect gift for a man who enjoys the intense glow of tritium, the satisfying...

Han Solo in Carbonite Inflatable Costume

$82.99 from Amazon »

Find out exactly what it feels like to be carbon-frozen this Halloween with a Han Solo in Carbonite inflatable costume. Here's hoping the costume's 100% nylon construction will place you in the same type of non-lethal...

Handmade Custom Straight Razor Kit

$350 - $550 from Etsy »

I know no one wants to hear about Christmas yet, but if you want to give ShaveSmith's handmade custom straight razor kits as gifts for men this holiday season, better start putting your orders in now. The "handmade" and...

NoSweat Hat Liner & Cap Protection

$9.99 from Amazon »

NoSweat Hat Liners are thin, lightweight, absorbent pads that stick on to hats, caps, or helmets to soak up forehead sweat so it doesn't run into your eyes. The liners also help prevent headwear staining and odor buildup...

Casio G-SHOCK Full Metal 5000

$500 from G-SHOCK »

Casio's G-SHOCK Full Metal 5000 is an ode to the original G-SHOCK model*, but with enough design and tech upgrades that the watch has gone from Dad with dad bod to Dad with got-into-CrossFit-and-low-carb-diet bod...

Redneck Boot Sandals

Redneck Boot Sandals, this is an old April Fool's joke, right? Maybe that too, but these cowboy boot-flip flop hybrids are also an actual shoe made in Alabama. Or Oklahoma. Or Texas. Or one of those states where it becomes...