Sporting Goods

Shelby Destroyer Foam Disc Blaster

$217 indiegogo »

The Shelby destroyer is a foam disc blaster its makers say is built to fire 6 discs per second, at up to 160 FPS. Its magazine can hold 120 discs, and the ammo is ready to discharge in your choice of semi- or fully automatic...

Wingball - 88 MPH Foam Not-Football

$15.99 Amazon »

You'd think the Wingball would throw like when you have a bag of pork rinds and your friend Cornelius wants one, so you try to toss it to him instead of either of you getting up and walking the 7 steps to do the exchange...

Small Viking Axe Game - Darts Meets Axe-Throwing

$116 Firebox.com »

You could call the Small Viking Axe Game darts meets axe-throwing. You could also call the Small Viking Axe Game possible injury meets probable injury. Little puncture wound meets giant gash with major blood loss. Bad...

SpyraTwo Water Bullet Water Gun

$159 Spyra »

The SpyraTwo water gun, a follow-up to the successful SpyraOne, is a water battler that replaces the streaming shots of other water guns with a powerful 30mL "water bullet." Why pelt your friends with horizontal raindrops...

Baseball Hat Bicycle Helmet

$33.99 Amazon »

Look like a style icon riding your bike with this baseball hat bicycle helmet...

Team Magnus Incog Water Gun

$12 - $34 Amazon »

I don't know Magnus, but based on the looks of his Incog Water Gun - sleek, svelte, and stealthy - I'd be on his team for a water fight. Honestly, with a name like Magnus, I'd feel pretty comfortable being on his team...

Omni Hoverboard

The first thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video was, "Holy shit, that thing is sick!" But that was immediately followed by the second thing I thought when I saw the Omni Hoverboard video: "Holy shit, I...

Ping Pong Door

$15,150 Tobias Fraenzel »

Ping Pong Door designer, Tobias Fraenzel, must have torn up his mama's house as much as I did playing as a kid, because as an adult he is very focused on creating household goods and furniture that are inherently sporting...

Tangle NightBall Glow in the Dark LED Football

$18.04 Amazon »

The Tangle NightBall glow in the dark LED football reminds me of the fireflies I used to catch as a kid. Except, unlike the fireflies, the NightBall wants to be caught. In fact, if it's flying at my face and I don't catch...

Gel Blaster - Bursting-Gel-Ball-Shooting Toy Blaster

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Its makers say the Gel Blaster, a toy blaster that shoots eco-friendly, water-filled gel balls, is fun for ages 12 and up. With an emphasis, if the above photo is any indication, on the and up...

Pongo Portable Ping-Pong Set

$38.90 Amazon »

Ping-pong on the go? The sentiment collapses way down to Pongo, just like the portable table tennis set itself. Pongo's net, paddles, and white whacking balls retract and condense into a 7" x 7" x 6" pouch for transport...

Shark Bike Helmet for Kids

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Land Shark! ... On a tricycle! But still no less dangerous, especially if that finned, toothy helmet covering the head of a child shrieking with glee is coming full speed ahead towards Daddy's crotch...

Extans Akhal Shadow Bike

"Price on application." Not good news for anyone who wants Extans' Akhal Shadow Bike for anything more than a pipe dream. Or a photo on their desktop. But even as the latter, you have to admit this bike, inspired by the...

Mad Fly Sports Raptor Football

$59.99 Amazon »

Part glider, part football, part foam airplane, the Raptor Football from Mad Fly Sports is here to help you get into the spirit of Fall 2020...

Cold Steel Mini Torpedo

$22.19 Amazon »

The Cold Steel Mini Torpedo is a toothpick...for your eyes. Well. Only if you're not careful. Cold Steel followed up its original throwing torpedo with this 12" mini version that's equally viable for target throwing...

ceilingSWISH Indoor Mini Basketball Hoop

$24.99 Amazon »

If you've never been hit in the face with a basketball, the ceilingSWISH indoor mini basketball hoop is the perfect opportunity to get in some good practice. At least the "rock" that comes with this ceiling-mounted hoop...

Skiskates - Ice Skates for Ski Slopes

$299.90 Amazon »

To quote the great Lil John, To all Skiskate motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all Skiskate hot damn (hot damn!) To all Skiskate mother- huh? That's not what he says, you say? Well. Bummer for Skiskates. I thought they had...

GolfKicks Golf Traction Kit for Sneakers

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A question from GolfKicks: Whoooo of you golfers out there have a pair of sneakers you want to ruin? Just kidding. A pair of sneakers you want to make better, or at least golf course-friendly with GolfKicks' golf traction...

Zeltini Z-Triton House-boat-trike

The Zeltini Z-Triton: coming soon to a road! A lake! A teeny-tiny plat of land near you!...

Republic Kids Cargo Bike

$349 Republic »

What, kids, you think you're gonna just ride right into summer fun after having skipped the whole last third of your school year? Uh-uh, ya little rapscallions, not if Republic and their Kids Cargo Bike have anything...

Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter

$897.22 Amazon »

How many rental e-scooter rides would you have to pay for to make the investment in a Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX worth it? For me: zero. Zero rental scooter rides required. If I ever felt the need to commute, or even...

flybold Slackline Kit

$59.97 Amazon »

Patience, young grasshopper. Patience, balance, coordination, and peace with falling on your face a few times. These are the things you'll need to master the flybold Slackline...

Trick Concepts Fire Baton with Kevlar Wick (NSFW)

$39.97 Amazon »

So many surprising and delightful things about this fire baton from Trick Concepts! First, by fire baton, I thought they meant it was a stick you could use to put out, or at least beat back fires. Admittedly, that sounds...

Jaws Antifog Spray

$7 Amazon »

Despite the instant homicidal shark connection JAWS Antifog Spray likely draws for you, and despite its most logical application as a Quick Spit condensation eliminator for the swimming goggles and snorkeling masks that...