Sporting Goods

Vurtego V4 Pro - Air-Powered Adult Pogo Stick

$370.90 Amazon »

The Vurtego V4 Pro is one of the few kinds of bouncy, bouncy this dude would never touch. First of all, the air-powered adult pogo stick is designed with an 11+-foot vertical, and as Blood, Sweat & Tears kindly reminds...

Indo Trick Trampoline Scooter

$49.95 - $119.95 Amazon »

Tramp not included. The Indo Trick Trampoline Scooter is a wheelless board-and-bar design made to help scoot enthusiasts practice freestyle tricks, plus come up with new ones. I'd say it's a safer way to learn Triple...

Brompton A Line Folding Bike

$1,150 Amazon »

The Brompton A Line Folding Bike has nailed it. That's exactly what I want to do at work all day too: curl up in the fetal position under my desk until it's time to go home. At which point I will unfurl like a beautiful...

Third Assist Vintage-Style Hockey Gloves

$89 - $129 Third Assist »

Third Assist's vintage-style hockey gloves could eliminate fights in the sport. Because who's ever gonna wanna take these sweet throwback gloves off? I wouldn't. Even to punch some a-hole's teeth out...

mountainFLOW Biodegradable Ski & Snowboard Wax

$19.95 Amazon »

Hit the slopes, without ruining them, with mountainFLOW biodegradable ski and snowboard wax. Deemed safe "for both the user and the environment," mountainFLOW is a plant-based wax that contains no petroleum, the active...

Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap

$11.19 - $15.99 Amazon »

Neon colors that glow even brighter with LEDs. Haphazard criss-crossy line design. Slap bracelet functionality. The Nite Ize SlapLit LED Slap Wrap is 1990s safety and visibility at your service! Don't forget the braided...

Pelican Marine Series Waterproof Floating Phone Pouch

$24.99 - $29.99 Amazon »

The Pelican Marine Series Waterproof Floating Phone Pouch is available in Olive Green, Stealth Black, and - are you ready, Mama? - Garden Party Blue. Flowered, feminine, and perfect for all the times you drop your phone...

Goblies Play Paint Goo for Water Guns

$10.50 Amazon »

Goblies Play Paint Goo Play Paint Goo-ifies any squirt gun or water blaster. The tubs o' fun are filled with colorful and tactile substances that will enhance any water battle and - good news for the parents dealing with...

Flingo - Throw & Catch 70 Yards

$34.99 Amazon »

There was a farmer who had a net, and Flingo was its name-o / F-L-I-N-G-O, F-L-I-N-G-O, F-L-I-N-G-O / And Flingo was its name-o. (I'm pretty sure he used it to play 70-yard fetch with his dog Bingo to help calm himself...

Latitude S1 Snow Helmet with Built-In Comm System

$159 - $214.99 Amazon »

Sena's Latitude S1 Snow Helmet pairs safety with safety...or the pleasure of shooting the shit with your friends on the slopes, depending on how you view and use the Bluetooth comm system built into the helmet's protective...

Tic Tac Gun

$14.99 - $24.99 Etsy »

The Tic Tac Gun takes aim at anyone who's eaten the garlic & cheese bread, or drank a whole pot of coffee this morning, and pelts 'em with fresh breath...

Ballsak Pro Clip-on Cue Ball Bag

$18.95 Amazon »

The Ballsak Pro Clip-on Cue Ball Bag knows exactly what it's doing naming itself the Ballsak. And I'm here for it, even though I don't have any cue balls, billiard balls, pool balls, or really any balls but the two permanently...

Rearview Bicycle Camera

$69.99 Amazon »

Cyclists, make sure you see the car that's about to sideswipe you in full-color 1080P with this rearview bicycle camera from Funle. It streams real time video of what the H-E-Double-Wheels is going on behind you and...

Hyper Pong 4-Way Table Tennis

$396.66 Amazon »

Four square, a kinda boring game, meets ping-pong, a kinda fun one in the Hyper Pong 4-way table tennis set. They call the mashup "action-packed," and I believe it, because with that big X of criss-crossing nets to hit...

Whirly Board Spinning Balance Board & Agility Trainer

$149.95 Amazon »

The Whirly Board says it's fun for all skill levels! But, I'd imagine, pretty miserable for those with no skills at all. Made for exercise, sports training, injury recovery, and people into the whole "active standing"...

Citizen Bones Humanoid Fishing Lures

David Maher of Citizen Bones Fishing emailed me to suggest his Humanoid (and Skeleton!) Fishing Lures for a product write up, and it reminded me of something: I get a lot of stupid, awful, and pushy product suggestions...

Goblies Throwable Paintballs

$10.50 Amazon »

You don't shoot 'em, you don't drop 'em like a bomb, and you definitely don't Goblies them up. Goblies Throwable Paintballs are soft and squishy projectiles that throw like a water balloon, and land in an explosion of...

Daggerfish Handreels for Backpack Fishing

$45 - $75 Daggerfish »

Fishing. Now that's another skill I don't have and would...not be inclined to learn. Don't get me wrong, these Daggerfish Handreels for backpack fishing look like great designs, and will definitely keep an angler's trekking...

Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike

$3,999.99 Indian Motorcycle »

Despite Indian Motorcyle's best aesthetic efforts, the Indian eFTR Hooligan 1.2 e-Bike still looks more like a bicycle than a motorcycle, but hey. At least you don't need a license to ride one. You'll get a few other...

Nerf Pro Gelfire Mythic Blaster

$59 Amazon »

We all gotta change with the times, and Nerf is no exception. Sure, the introduction of the brand's first ever gel pellet blaster, the Nerf Pro Gelfire Mythic, doesn't mean they're giving up on foam darts and Hyper rounds...

Nerf LMTD Destiny Gjallarhorn Blaster

$185 Bungie Store »

Is it your destiny to score a Nerf LMTD Gjallarhorn Blaster from Bungie Rewards? You can improve your chances of following the path of a Guardian by acquiring the Gjallarhorn rocket launcher in the Destiny 2: Bungie 30th...

GoSports Slam X 4-Way Volleyball Set

$139.99 Amazon »

Slam! Da duh duh, da duh duh. No wait, make that, Slam...X! Da duh duh, da duh duh GoSports' 4-way volleyball set is called Slam X, presumably both to signify that it is volleyball to the eXtreme, and to reflect the X-shape...

Giant Boxing Kangaroo Sprinkler

$49.99 Perpetual Kid »

Your kid in a boxing fight versus a giant kangaroo. Now that sounds like a losing battle. BigMouth Toys has even given their kangaroo - Kangaroo Jack - a pair of boxing gloves and the ability to shoot a 360-degree spinning...

Huupe Smart & Interactive Basketball Hoop

$3,995 Huupe »

Huupe time, Huupe time, Huupe, Huupe! The Huupe, a new smart and interactive indoor or outdoor basketball hoop, doesn't just bring the game to your gym or backyard, it brings the hype too. With the tech to stream on-demand...