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Color My Boobs Adult Coloring Book

By: on February 27, 2013
$9.99
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Ugh, I am so sick of writing about boobs. Haha...sike! Particularly when the boobs come in so many exhilarating shapes and sizes and practically beg to be caressed. OK, so they're made of ink and paper, and technically a set of crayons is meant to do the caressing, but hey, beggars who don't want to drop $500 at a strip club can't be choosers, right?

Color My Boobs!: A Titillating Coloring Book for Adults contains 36 pages of black line drawings curved and contoured to create a truly alluring menagerie of breasts. If you're a rack enthusiast of any kind, these interactive Crayola canvases guarantee to grant you the kind of rack that will both arouse your senses and give you pause long enough to wonder if it's at all F'd up to be able to get an erection from a coloring book. DD Stacks, Billy Armstrong, and Chad Powers III include iconic jugs of the following designations in their work of art (or rather, medium for your works of art):

  • Melons & Bazooms
  • Buxom
  • Torpedos
  • Side Boob
  • Underboob
  • Hot Teacher
  • Showgirl
  • Cheerleader
  • Goddess
  • Pirate
  • Your Mom
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