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Little Book of Butts (NSFW)

By: on February 05, 2014
Little Book of Butts (NSFW)
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We have big books of breasts...in 3D. On top of coloring books of vaginas. Smashed next to coloring books of multiple anatomical parts interlocking with other anatomical parts. To complete the nudie sandwich, I think it's only fair to have a little book of butts. So here's a Little Book of Butts.

Disclaimer: The contents within the Little Book of Butts do not necessarily reflect the release's title. In fact, its pages seem to be having trouble containing some of the voluptuous tailbone explosions it spotlights. The effect makes me want to create an entire playlist of songs about butts to listen to as I flip through the Little Book of Butts' 192 glossy full-color and black-and-white pages. Obviously this would begin with "Baby Got Back", followed by "Fat Bottomed Girls". Additional selections would include: "Back That Ass Up"; "Bootylicious" (by Beyonce, who should have a centerfold in the Little Book of Butts); "Big Ole Butt" by LL Cool J; "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"; and "Rump Shaker". By Wreckx-N-Effect. With the lyrical highlight, "Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award--here's a hint, it's like a long sharp sword."

Did I miss any?

Dian Hanson's Little Book of Butts is a follow-up to her Big Butt Book. It retains the best photos from the original, plus adds 30 completely new cheek & crack combos, for a total of over 150 butt shots that will make a breast man clutch his heart and go ass, and an ass man clutch his bottle of lube and go to his room.

November 2014 Update: For the anacondas out there who don't want there butts or their butt books little, Hanson has released The Big Butt Book 3D. Yep, full-size and leaping from the page. Happy ogling.

The Little Book of Butts is a top Dude Gift for a Man pick.