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Create A Space Portable Seat Partition

$39.99 from Amazon »

Do fellow airline passengers refuse to respect your personal space? Then Create A Space of your own. Got a seat mate who hogs all the space on the armrest? Create A Space for your elbow, and yours alone....

Ice Cream FREEZE Cooling Bowl

$21.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, forget frozen ice cream, I'm about to wear the FREEZE Bowl as a hat. Let's see if it can keep my head from melting for the same 30 to 45 minutes it says it will keep my scoops of Mint Chocolate Chip in their solid...

Estream Portable Water Power Generator

$180 - $220 from Enomad »

What if I don't want to disconnect? What if I don't want to see another person for miles, but do want to keep listening to "Love Yourself" and checking to see if Bieber restored his Instagram account? And also have a...

Chill-O Stainless Steel Swizzle Sticks

$10.95 from Amazon »

No need to choose between skunky room temperature, watered-down, and 50/50 chance of a cracked tooth with Chill-O Stainless Steel Swizzle Sticks. These stainless steel rods deliver the cool without melting like ice, and...

EL Wire Earbuds

$29.99 from Amazon »

Not only will cars be able to see you, they'll be able to see your beats. BriteFit's earbuds use electroluminescent lighting to glow in the dark and, if you want, flash along to the rhythm of your music. Sweet. First...

Micro Blaster Q-Tip X-Bow

$9.95 from Amazon »

The dude in your office who always says to Ping me, brah! when that copy's done. When you're getting coffee? When it's time for Friday Feats of Strength in the conference room? Oh, it's time to ping him, brah!...

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Pooch Selfie Phone Attachment

$12.99 from Amazon »

The Pooch Selfie presumes your dog is a big enough sucker that he'll be mesmerized by a simple tennis ball with a squeaker inside long enough for you to snap the perfect photo of the two of you....

Darth Vader ToothSaber Toothpick Dispenser

$79.43 from Amazon »

From oral hygiene to hors d'oeuvres serving, the Dark Lord of the Sith has your back. Exhibiting an unrelenting desire to serve and protect, Darth Vader has traded in his lightsaber for a toothpick. A wad of toothpicks...

Beastgrip Smartphone Camera Rig

$139.99 from Amazon »

If the grip is as beastly as the look of this smartphone camera rig, I think we've got a chicken dinner on the table tonight. The Beastgrip Pro is a universal lens adapter and rig system for your phone intended to give...

LectroFan White Noise Machine

$49.95 from Amazon »

Sleep should be simple. Get tired, lie down, close your eyes, enter Sandman. And maybe it would be if it weren't for that barking dog. The constant sirens. The voices outside. Or, worse, the total, eerie silence. Just...

Prank Star Poo Dough

$7.96 from Amazon »

It's even more gratifying when you make it yourself! Poo Dough is an easy DIY prank that looks and, depending on what one might have eaten last night, feels almost exactly like the real thing! Spray some patchouli on...

LapDome Device Sun Shade & Carrying Case

$89.99 from Amazon »

A shield of shade and a shield of privacy alike, the LapDome covers your laptop, tablet, or phone for uninterrupted outdoor and public use. And through July 31, 2016, you can get one from Amazon for 21% off using the...

The Chork - Chopsticks & Fork in One

$8.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

What you see before you are cheaters. At least cheaters in the Chork-o-Sphere. The Chork is a double-ended fork (flip!) and chopsticks combo. Use it tines-down and you're eating like a Westerner. Split the utensil in...

North Sense Human Compass Implant

$350 from Cyborg Nest »

I've wished I were a human bulldozer. A human airplane. A human beatbox. But a human compass? Never crossed my mind before North Sense....

Star Wars Death Star Toaster

$65.54 from The Fowndry »

This Death Star is armed with 7,293 TIE Fighters, and it's ready to deploy them onto your sliced bread. In toaster form, it's also the perfect solution to mornings you're in a rush and don't have time to craft a complete...

The PistachiOpener

$28.98 from Amazon »

Munching on pistachios is my jam. Cracking open the shells, watching them pile up into a mountain of accomplished noshing. It's a fine way to spend a Saturday afternoon. But doing it can really leave an impression. A...

Piper Computer Kit

$299 from Amazon »

I know the Piper looks like a computer kit for kids, but the company swears it would make a sweet gift for your dad too. Or your grandma. Or your Uncle Stu. At its heart, Piper is a teacher of technology available to...

Avegant Glyph Video Headset

$699 from Amazon »

Boldly go where only Geordi La Forge has gone before. Avegant's Glyph is a Kickstarted mobile personal theater that wears like a combo of over-ear headphones and a Star Trek VISOR. Use it to watch movies, play games...

Armpit Air Conditioners

$36 from Thanko »

They say Summer Is Coming. And not six, 10-episode seasons from now. Like, next week. The Plains, Midwest, and South can expect scorching temperatures, stifling humidity, and lots and lots of armpit sweat....

Shiatsu Foot Massager

$139.99 from Amazon »

Now that I've molted off all their dead skin, it's time to treat my Baby Foot feet to another bodily luxury from Japan: shiatsu massage. This multi-setting machine says it will knead, press, warm, and even sterilize tired...

Date Night Backpack

$119.99 from Amazon »

I'm not saying cheap dates are always the best dates. I'm just saying they're always the best dates when I'm paying for them. Now I'll grant you that this cheap-date-making picnic backpack isn't that cheap itself. But...

ZORE X Smart Gun Lock

$95 - $169 from ZORE »

A couple years ago we saw Armatix's attempt to smarten up gun safety with a system that pairs your firearm with a digital watch, allowing the former to shoot only when it is within range of the latter. ZORE has a different...

Tap Strap Wearable Bluetooth Keyboard

I-'-D T-A-P T-H-A-T. I'd tap it on the coffee table, the kitchen counter, the passenger seat, the back of my bike....

kisslink Plug & Play Smart Router

$59.99 from Amazon »

It's not just about what the Keewifi's kisslink router can do for you, it's about what it can do for me. Your buddy who's sick of typing F78GP9GQM894100B into the password box when he wants to connect to your WiFi network....

Polaroid CUBE+ 1440p Mini Camera

$149.99 from Amazon »

At just a little over 1 cubic inch in size, Polaroid describes their CUBE+ 1440p action camera as both the World's Cutest and the World's Funnest. So obviously it's for serious selfie-takers only....

Star Trek: TOS Bluetooth Communicator

$149.99 from ThinkGeek »

In the original Star Trek series, the communicator was a super long-range walkie-talkie Starfleet ships used to message between or within each other. Over time, it became an artifact of the future as seen through the...

Reactive EL Wired Gaming Mouse

$65 - $99 from Kickstarter »

Game & rave, rave & game, dude. Like the electrical storm of a USB power adapter we saw a few weeks ago, the Reactor Gaming Mouse pairs the performance of contemporary tech with the eyeball allure of stuff that glows....

Bang & Olufsen Beoplay H5 Earphones

$249 from Amazon »

Bang & Olufsen's Beoplay H5 wireless earphones are brand new, so who knows how good they are, but...does B&O really make many bad products? I mean, to each his own when it comes to earbud comfort, design, and style preferences...

Apollo Peak Cat Wine

$4.95 - $11.95 from Apollo Peak »

No, cat haters, Apollo Peak does not make wine out of cats. And, sorry pranksters, MosCATo is not a bottle of fermented grapes finished with cat pee that you can send anonymously to the nosy, loud-mouthed B from marketing...

Sovaro Luxury Coolers

$495 - $895 from Amazon »

Hey dudes, save your wine corks. You might be able to make an $800 cooler out of them. Sovaro has created a line of luxe ice boxes, the haute cool-ture (you're welcome, Karl Lagerfeld) of summer BBQs and days at the beach....

Cold Brew Coffee Maker & Travel Bottle

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One of the benefits of cold brewed coffee is that it won't make you sweat your balls off any harder than you already are this summer. I hear another is that the slow, heatless brewing process eliminates some of the "bite"--the...

Marshmallow Crossbow

Mr. Stay Puft's got nothing on my Mallow Bow. Sure, he can stomp on people, toss cars, and tear down buildings, but I can dole out cavities, high blood sugar, and toothaches. Straight to the kisser from 60' away!...

Stanley Stein Hockey Beer Mug

$27.50 from Amazon »

I don't always watch hockey, but when I do...I prefer to do it drunk of my ass so I find it more entertaining. This beer mug incarnation of the Stanley Cup looks like a great way to achieve drunk off my ass with a quickness....

Outdoor Polar Ice Freezer

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When I saw this Polar Temp freezer I was immediately reminded of 2 things. 1) How picky my mama is about ice. When I was little she'd drive us up to a corner store called Freddie's to get it out of this exact style of...

Igloo Trailmate All-Terrain Cooler

$269.99 from Amazon »

When you're done tearing through trails and drinking up the adrenaline rush, and are ready to chill out at the beach and drink up a cold beer, trade in the ATV for the ATC: Igloo's Trailmate all-terrain cooler. The 70-quart...

Stanley Happy Hour Shaker & Cups

$31.06 - $49.04 from Amazon »

Nothing makes a stiff drink taste better than enjoying it in the great outdoors. And nothing makes my girlfriend enjoy the great outdoors more than experiencing them with a stiff drink. Or four. Food & beverage gear big...

LED Lighted Pocket Microscope

$8.11 from Amazon »

Have you ever been out somewhere, and seen something on the floor, or maybe stuck to the back of your friend Cornelius' coat, and thought, Ugh! What IS that? Welp, carry this little LED microscope around in your pocket...

Eat, Drink & Be Standing Plates

$24.99 from Amazon »

Great Plate gives a hand to anyone with a pile of beef brisket and a freshly cracked beer. A burger and a red cup. A bratwurst and a can of sodie. This nifty champion of standing up while chowing down has a high-rimmed...

Electrical Storm Dual USB Power Adapter

$19.99 from Amazon »

This is what my mama always told me would happen inside my body if I stuck my finger in an electrical outlet. It actually looks pretty cool. If she hadn't also told me it would fry my brains like a skillet of bacon and...

Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick

$15.99 from Amazon »

The Snore Stopper ZZZZZZ Boxing Glove Stick is for all the kind wives who get their husbands a gift for Father's Day. It goes over especially well not as a gift for him to open, but as a surprise gift for him to discover...

Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug

$49.95 from Amazon »

There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...

AOZORA Mini Coffee Press

$17.82 from Amazon »

Your newest piece of EDC? A whole coffee maker. Don't sweat it, though, because this one from AOZORA is tiny. Small enough to slip in your pocket. Or latch onto your backpack. At only 6-1/2" long, the miniature coffee...

The CoolerBelt

$23.95 from Amazon »

The CoolerBelt equals -1 extra bag for the beach or park. -1 extra trip to the car. -1 pair of shorts weighed down by phones, sunscreen, portable speakers, and cans of Pringles. This wraparound organizer Velcro-secures...

SilentKeys - The Go-Incognito Keyboard

$143 - $188 from Silent Keys »

SilentKeys launched its Kickstarter campaign today, seeking your funding for your privacy. This plug 'n' play USB keyboard connects to any computer and turns all key strokes and actions you complete while using it incognito....

Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies

$9.48 - $11.49 from Amazon »

Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...

Do Your Park Magnets

$14.99 from Amazon »

We've seen the mostly innocuous You Suck at Parking business cards. And also the more permanent, and thereby more controversial, I Park Like an Idiot bumper stickers. Here we have a midpoint between the two: a-hole parking...

TREKZ Titanium Bone Conduction Headphones

$129.95 from Amazon »

Running with earbuds sucks mostly because it means I'm running, and running is hard and unpleasant. But it also sucks because as I sweat my earbuds either start slipping out of my ears, or they stay in place and trap...

Waterproof Neoprene Car Seat Cover

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Water from the pool. Sand from the beach. Mud from the hike. Sweat from the run. Grease from the Mickey D's french fries. Do you need more examples of the crud and stench your car seats must regularly fend off? Infina...