Gear

SpyFinder Pro Hidden Camera Detector

$198 from Kickstarter »

Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my Air BnB? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to SpyFinder Pro up any paranoia here, but the hidden camera...

Evil Demon Baby Halloween Prop

$22.95 from Etsy »

Ha! Etsy shop Virtual Mess says their Evil Demon Baby Halloween prop is for anyone who is pregnant...or just has a big belly...

Cup Cozy Pillow

$26.99 from Amazon »

I always preferred the term "koozie" to "cozy" because, really, how cozy can a foam cylinder made to hold your beer be? Well. I stand corrected. If you turn that cup holder into a squishy pillow with space for not one...

Orvis Personalized Toasting Box

$139 from Amazon »

Orvis' Personalized Toasting Box, a cased set of 10 shot glasses, plus a slot for a bottle of whiskey, is my #1 pick for the Thanksgiving dinner potluck this year. Maybe doctor it up as a monogrammed gift for Dad, and...

Customizable Bluetooth LED Glasses

$69 from Amazon »

The eyes are the window to the...next EDM dance party with this pair of customizable Bluetooth LED glasses. Festivals, Halloween, sporting events, anywhere you want to make a lit-up statement serves as a fine locale for...

EXOvault Mouse

$105 from EXOvault »

Think of the EXOvault Mouse as a functional piece of desktop art. Like, for real functional, and for real art. Not just some hunk of metal that's curvy and spinny and "functional" like a fidget toy is in giving you something...

Cereal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs

Some of you bastards lucky dudes already scored a Count Chocula, Frankenberry, or Boo Berry Geeki Tiki Mug at San Diego Comic-Con this past summer. Entertainment Earth was apparently selling them at their expo booth...

MobiLimb - Robotic Limb for Phones & Tablets

Marc Teyssier's MobiLimb project considers the idea that phone-fingering has been a one-sided experience for too long. It's time to give your phone a digit, a robotic limb to augment its capabilities, and give it a chance...

Pizza Pocket To Go - Slice of Pizza Carrier

$7.99 from Amazon »

The only - only! - way I would submit to wearing a lanyard in life is if it had a Pizza Pocket to Go hanging from it. I thought takeaway pizza didn't get any better than the by-the-slice option, but now, holy pepperoni!...

Nightmare Before Christmas Black Light Village

You don't have to wait until Christmas to set up a festive village in your living room. The Nightmare Before Christmas Black Light Village is packaged as a set and ready to bring the eerie, illuminated spooks for Halloween...

Twistep - Truck or SUV Hitch Step for Dogs

$249.95 - $349.95 from Amazon »

Dogs young and old can benefit from the graduated entry the hitch-connected Twistep provides into the back of your truck or SUV. In addition to making it easer for pups to access their go-for-a-ride spot, the Twistep's...

Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer

$25.99 from Amazon »

I guess the question isn't so much does this Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer work as it is, presuming it does work, is there any part of you that wants an Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer? Even as a gag or novelty gift, the battery-operated...

Glow-in-the-Dark Climbing Skeleton Props

$8.75 from Etsy »

These climbing skeleton props might not look as coy and sultry as the Ascending Evil Skeleton wall sculpture, but they make up for their lack of sex appeal by: 1) glowing in the dark; 2) being lightweight enough to secure...

Pop Culture Sticky Notes

$7.95 from Amazon »

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has given over a dozen of your favorite pop culture icons and themes adhesive backings in their line of hard cover sticky notes booklets. From Mister Rogers to Star Trek, Einstein to...

Fenik Yuma Cooler - Ice- & Electricity-Free Fridge

$120 - $140 from Kickstarter »

The Fenik Yuma Cooler is about to make evaporative cooling a whole lot cooler. Designed as an eco-friendly refrigeration solution for areas without easy access to electricity and ice, the cooler is able to keep perishables...

Bosuns Nautical Whistle Brass Keychain

$7.65 from Amazon »

Well, if you're looking to Captain von Trapp your children you will definitely need a Bosuns Whistle keychain. If not, maybe you'll just like this little nautical trinket as a shiny - 100% brass shiny! - new piece of...

iChargerlock - Apple iPhone Charger & Cord Lock

$12.95 from Amazon »

Let's be clear: when iChargerlock talks about iPhone charger and cord theft like it's an epidemic running rampant through society, they mostly mean the society that exists inside your house. Your kids snatching the charger...

Exercise Block

$9.99 from Amazon »

Stop putting off exercise until tomorrow and dreading going to the gym at lunch. Just get off your ass and walk around the block...twice...now. Trust me, it will be done before you know it...

Offensive Crayons

If your favorite pastime is being offended, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. And even if you're open to the politically incorrect, unless you're Daniel Tosh politically incorrect, you might wince at...

Mickey Mouse Chocolate Fountain

$35 from Amazon »

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you...got any more pound cake for me to hold under your torso of cascading liquid chocolate?...

Galton Board

$49.99 from Amazon »

Since the Galton Board knows you've been jonesing to see all the old, dead mathematicians in one place, within its tilting translucent walls and rolling metal balls you'll be able to witness: the Gaussian curve of the...

JHO Knives BLITZ Tool

$180 from JHO Knives »

The first definition of the word "blitz" is "An intensive or sudden military attack." But here's hoping anyone who uses this BLITZ, another shiny man bauble from JHO Knives, is more about its surprise defense than its...

YETI Tundra Haul Cooler

$399.99 from Amazon »

YETI is trying to drum up the fanfare for their new Tundra Haul Cooler, which they exalt as the company's First! Ever! to incorporate wheels. But all that does is make me wonder: why the slipped disc in my back didn't...

Mute Box - Stop Sound Instantly

$19.99 from Hazen »

Dude, there are so many people whose mouth I'd like to hook a Mute Box up to. Most people in restaurants. Most people in my office. Most of my wife's friends. But alas, this little silencing gadget is for the instant...