Gear

Carbon Fiber AirPods Case

$33.90 - $49.90 from Amazon »

Have you ever asked your AirPods if they might like to ride fast, strong, and light too? Monocarbon makes AirPods cases out of real carbon fiber - you know, the woven black strands that are "usually used in super car...

Float Buddy Soda Float Glass

$12.99 from Amazon »

Mmm, when's the last time you had a root beer float? Or a Coke float? Or a sodie float of any kind? The Float Buddy provides instant access to, and ensuing instant pleasure from, whatever soda float you can dream up...

GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones

$249.99 from Amazon »

Live! from my mama's basement, sipping on White Russians and unwrapping free samples of CBD oil, beard oil, wifi routers, and TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planters people have sent me, it's The Dude!...

MotivAider Tool for Changing Behaviors & Habits

$64.50 from Amazon »

I like the idea of this MotivAider gadget. A tool for making positive changes in behavior and habits is exactly what I need. ... For someone else. Can I use the MotivAider on my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power? Because...

QuenchSea: Turn Seawater into Freshwater

$59 from indiegogo »

QuenchSea is a handheld seawater desalination gadget designed with sailors, campers, emergencies, and humanitarian relief in mind. Its design allows for a steady flow of seawater to pass through 3 stages of conversion...

Hot Dog Man & Marshmallow Woman Campfire Cooking Sticks

$40 from Amazon »

Hot diggity...boobies! Wieners too! Meet the Hot Dog Man and the Marshmallow Woman, a campfire cooking stick power couple whose powers include: roasting hot dogs; toasting marshmallows; and giving everyone they meet their...

Pure Titanium Beer Mug

$168 from Amazon »

Ivory soap might be 99 44/100% pure, but this titanium beer mug ekes out the win at 99.5%. Not that soap and titanium really merit comparison, but since they're calling this double insulated drinkware a beer mug, and...

Brumate Glitter Flask

$17.50 - $22.99 from Amazon »

Summer is boozin' in the park season. Summer is bachelorette season. And I'm pretty sure every season is Glitter Champagne, Glitter Mermaid, and Glitter Maleficent season, so getting a Brumate Glitter Flask as a gift...

Alpicool Portable Refrigerators/Freezers

$179 - $380 from Amazon »

If you're off-gridding, off-roading, road tripping, or just hanging next to a 12/24V DC power supply this summer, save the ice for your drinks and swap out your cooler for one of Alpicool's portable refrigerator / freezer...

Screaming Meanie 220 Ultra-Loud Alarm Clock & Timer

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Hey! The Screaming Meanie 220 stole the name I made up for the Terminator version of my ex-girlfriend Karen! Says it's an alarm clock and timer that can buzz at up to 120dB, suitable for even the soundest sleepers and...

PackIt Flex Bento Food Storage Container

$17.99 from Amazon »

The PackIt Flex bento-style divided food storage container ensures you'll be able to PackIt in, and then PackIt down the hatch at lunchtime, without being dealt the crushing blow of finding your chicken salad wrap has...

VW T1 Bus Neoprene First Aid Kit

The 3D neoprene kind is probably the only kind of Volkswagen T1 Bus I'd want providing me first aid in the case of a medical emergency. This one from the VW Collection by BRISA is a 9" x 4" x 3" (loose) replica of the...

Barisieur 2.0 Coffee & Tea Brewing Alarm Clock

$300 - $405 from Joy Resolve »

Not only is the Barisieur, a coffee and tea brewing alarm clock, more than a design concept, it's about to enter its second generation with the Barisieur 2.0. Josh Renouf debuted the idea for the original Barisieur almost...

Perfume Bottle Personal Fan

$13.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

I think right now my own wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would rather have a cheap perfume bottle personal fan than an expensive bottle of perfume. It's hotter than a potato baked on the surface of Mercury here...

Louis Vuitton Slugger

Primal Concepts may be behind the Louis Vuitton Slugger, but this high fashion piece of self defense moves way past a primal concept, right into the 2020 arsenal of Harley Quinn. Or more probably, the Instagram feeds...

Privacy Pop Nap Tent

$54.99 from Amazon »

On the one hand I'm not sure how often I'll want to take advantage of the Privacy Pop Nap Tent's enthusiastic offer to "Nap anywhere!" in our virus-laden world, but on the other, this tent is a fully enclosed shelter...

Gerber Armbar Drive Pocket Knife Multi-Tool

$30.22 from Amazon »

Snazzify Dad's pocket this Father's Day with the Gerber Armbar Drive Multi-Tool, a gift for Dad that looks nothing like a Dad gift (i.e., those featured in this list of the 16 most Dad gifts for Dad.)...

UV Toaster Smartphone Sanitizer Concept

Phone germs, you're toast! ... Uh, just as soon as I check the responses to my latest Reddit post. And like my wife's latest Instagram photo. Oh, and text back my mama. But after that, Dude Jr., it's right into the UV...

Ole Hickory Tire Thumper & Fish Knocker

$24.84 from Amazon »

Not sure how many people tire thump of fish knock anymore, but luckily this Ole Hickory Tire Thumper & Fish Knocker is a truly versatile clubbing tool. You can use it for self defense too!...

Phone Clip Photo Filter for HPS Grow Room Lights

$30 from Amazon »

Method Seven made a clip-on mobile phone camera filter to help you take better photos of your HPS-grow-light-lit grow room, and that might be one of the most niche products I've ever heard of...

Jabra Speak Wireless Bluetooth Conference Speaker

$116.85 - $299 from Amazon »

The Jabra Speak wireless Bluetooth conference speaker is a sight for sore ears. I don't know about you, but all these work-from-home conference calls have my ears worn out. And not just from listening to blowhards (e.g...

Gryphon High Security & Parental Control WiFi Router

$90.30 from Amazon »

Gryphon's first foray into wifi routers worthy of their integration into both your home internet use and your home decor came a couple of years ago with the Gryphon Tower, an all-in-one mesh system with a sexy twist...

Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat

$50 - $210 from Primal Concepts »

I knew baseball season was gonna look a little different this year, but I didn't realize it could look Primal Concepts Build Your Own Survival Bat different around the Dude house. Or more like, around the Dude's mama's...

Volkswagen Bus Cooler

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While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...