Gear

Hadoro Custom AirPods & Carbon Fiber Case

$745 from Hadoro »

One of Hadoro's latest custom mods takes aim at AirPods, giving Apple's earbuds a matte black wash, a carbon fiber composite charging case, and a $700+ price tag. But hey, if the carbon fiber AirPods are too spendy for...

Epare Pocket Wine Aerator

$19.95 from Amazon »

If you're going to the trouble of sneaking your wine into a game, festival, or continuing ed conference, may as well take the extra step of decanting it to fullest aromatic and flavor potential. The Pocket Wine Aerator...

Leather Beer Glove

$23.49 from Amazon »

My essential tailgating gear is about to grow a couple of leather Beer Gloves stronger. These handmade drink koozies from Hide & Drink are out to keep your hand looking as cool as your local small batch microbrew (Oregon...

Turing HubblePhone 5G Multi-Screen Smartphone

$2,749 from HubblePhone »

Don't worry, you have until 2020 to raise the nearly $3 grand you'll need to buy Turing's HubblePhone, a mobile device that takes a step back with its clamshell frame, and then about 20 steps forward with its multi-screen...

Pinch Hold Rock Climber's Mug

$29.99 from Amazon »

I've seen a mug for rock climbers before - a very good one in the Cliff Hanger Mug - but this Pinch Hold Mug, damn. In some ways it's a finger grip and strength challenge even more dangerous than scaling the side of a...

MAG-LEV Audio ML1 Levitating Turntable

$2,900 from MAG-LEV Audio »

MAG-LEV Audio's ML1 levitating turntable gives vinyl enthusiasts a reason to keep their eyes open even as they get lost in their old Sex Pistols albums or throw on a Bob Marley record to chill with a fat joint on the...

FitAir Portable & Wearable Air Purifier

$99.99 from Amazon »

I don't know about clipping a FitAir air purifier to my arm like a fitness tracker or music player. It just looks a little...helicopter-mom-aggressive to me. But I would one hundred percent take the portable personal...

Rumpl Beer Blanket

$8 from Amazon »

Unlike Rumpl's other sleeping bag-style blanket issues, the Beer Blanket isn't meant to warm up what's on the inside of it, but what's on the outside: your hand. For your drink nestled inside the (admittedly pretty damn...

Magic Leap One Mixed Reality System

$2,295 from Magic Leap »

Magic Leap is beginning to roll out its Creator Edition of the Magic Leap One mixed reality headset. At printing, developers and artists interested in taking one of the first Magic Leaps of faith into this mashup of real...

Kinesis Advantage2 Contoured Keyboard

$319 from Amazon »

That keyboard looks like it went to Arizona and got melted. The Kinesis Advantage2 Contoured Keyboard isn't that different from most ergonomic designs, though. They all tend to be weird by nature - check out these ergo...

Stainless Steel Double Walled Carabiner Mug

$8.49 from Amazon »

I like how this carabiner mug both represents in its appearance the rock climbers and outdoor enthusiasts who would buy it, plus has a functional design that will serve them well when they're thirsty out in their element...

Khukuri Keychain Knife

$49.90 from Amazon »

Oh look, a miniature khukuri knife. Sized just right for my keychain. Sized just right to slice up an apple at my desk. Sized just right to hack down the trees in my new co-worker Maxwell's zen garden. A little cubicle...

Pornosonic: Unreleased 70's Porn Music

$9.49 - $15.99 from Amazon »

Unreleased 70's porn music?! Is Pornosonic trying to tell me there are adult film tracks out there I haven't heard yet? Puh! Wuh! Well. I know what I'm sliding into my 2012 MacBook's CD player, and then what I'm streaming...

Trinken Beer Mat - Yoga Mat 6-Pack Carrier

$29.99 from Trinken »

Trinken Beer Mats come to us from forth the same devious minds that developed Lolo Lid covert beer koozies. Now instead of - or in addition to - using a disposable coffee cup and lid to hide your can of Bud, you have...

Presto Nomad Traveling Slow Cooker

$69.90 from Amazon »

Nothing like some baked beans slow cooked and kept hot inside the Presto Nomad Traveling Slow Cooker during the long car ride to the lake, and then slow cooked and kept even hotter inside my belly during the long car...

RoWrite Smart Writing Pad

$129.99 from Amazon »

Royole's RoWrite is a digitally-enhanced notepad that's bringing handwritten and handmade back. Insert a standard pad of paper into the RoWrite folio, and write or sketch as you normally would. You'll see the ink, but...

Pirelli P ZERO Sound F1 Racing Tire Speaker

$2,800 from iXoost »

iXOOST has teamed up with F1 tire* maker Pirelli to develop the P ZERO Sound, a speaker built inside a real Pirelli race car tire. Well, race car tire, junior...

Bundle Bed - Self-Contained Bed in a Bag

$284.95 from Amazon »

A Bundle Bed of love awaits the weary traveler, the festival goer, the sleepover buddies, and - ahoy, Cousin Eddie! - the uninvited houseguests. Bundle Beds' line of self-contained sleeping setups stuff an entire bed...

Jacob Bromwell Limited Edition Flasks

Jacob Bromwell's Jade Splash pure copper flask is the 4th in company's limited edition line. Like the Liberty, Sea Green, and Emerald before it, the Jade Splash flask will end up in the hands of just 25 lucky lushes...

Flying Pig with Flapping Wings

$13.99 from Amazon »

This is not a real flying pig. But enough things are happening these days that my grandma said would happen when pigs fly that I gotta figure there's a litter of piglets with wings out there somewhere now. And until I...

Dopper Water Bottle with Drinking Cup Lid

$15.50 from Amazon »

Go Dutch and buy a Dopper water bottle. Don't worry, you can still let your date pay for it (i.e., make no move to reach for your wallet, thereby giving them no choice without making things awkward) because in this case...

Nachosaurus Chip & Dip Dish Set

$14.99 from Amazon »

My apologies. I missed the Nachosaurus chip & dip dish set when I was compiling my list of the best accompaniments to a night of Netflix & chill. So if you attempted to put together a night of Netflix & chill based on...

Hand Forged Steel Viking Axe

$149.99 from Amazon »

Viking axe? This hand forged steel beaut from Premium Handmade in the Ukraine looks more like an axe cast from the skeleton of a stegosaurus who used to be in an 80s death metal band. Yep, that's right. It should be called...

Bowling Ball Cannon

$1,245 - $1,545 from Coaches Club Cannons »

A bowling ball cannon looks like something a dude would buy in an effort to one-up (OK, seven-up) another dude who otherwise has a better car, better house, better, job, better wife...and measly little golf ball cannon...