Gear

Wearhaus Arc Bluetooth Headphones with Music Sharing

$78.95 from Amazon »

That Wearhaus Arc's fancy on-ear Bluetooth headphones have fancy LED rings in colors you can change with a tap running' round their ear cups might appeal to the teens and club kids out there, but me, I like something...

Dehydrated Water

$10.99 from Amazon »

Dehydrated Water: it's just like a cup of Ramen, only without the Ramen! This can of premium water is all natural and contains no artificial colors, flavors, GMOs, antibiotics, or weird, unpronounceable ingredients. And...

Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural

$24.01 - $59.96 from Amazon »

Need something to cover the empty 10' white wall in your dining room like I do? Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural. Need a housewarming gift for your friend Cornelius? Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural. Need someone...

SwiftPaws - Capture the Flag for Dogs

$199 - $225 from SwiftPaws »

SwiftPaws challenges pups with the zoomies, plus pups who didn't know they still had the zoomies in them, to meet their match: a Capture the Flag game for dogs...

StubbyStrip Insulated Neoprene Drink Carrier

$20 from Amazon »

The StubbyStrip is an insulated neoprene drink carrier that furls and unfurls with up to 6 bottles or cans in tow. It loads stretched long, with individual koozie compartments for each beer, sodie, or energy drink you...

Energy Tape - Sticky Tape Solar Panels

While designer Lei Yang's Energy Tape, a roll of sticky solar panels, is still just a concept, the idea is based on technology that is currently available. infinityPV makes Solar Tape, flexible, printed organic solar...

BruMate Hopsulator Trio - 3-in-1 Insulated Glass

$24.95 from Amazon »

Once you've picked your ice cold poison, BruMate's Hopsulator Trio, a 3-in-1 insulated glass, will let you pick the ice cold way you want to drink it. This version of the Hopsulator was built to fit 16-ounce cans, but...

DIY Vintage Camper Birdhouse

$25 - $35 from Etsy »

I actually think the rest of the birds would be jealous if your birds lived in a van down by the river. In one of these sweet Vintage Camper Birdhouses they'd be the classy rather than the trashy ones...

LeviZen Liquid Levitator

$249 - $399 from Kickstarter »

Not only does the LeviZen look like something out of the Legion lab, but its description, a "liquid levitator," also sounds like something Loudermilk might build to, I don't know, harness and suspend David's subconscious...

Shomer-Tec Prison Pen

$6.36 from Amazon »

This Prison Pen from Shomer-Tec reminds me of the Season 2 premiere of Legion. Like, that guy with body integrity identity disorder disorder who stabbed himself him the leg with a pen should have had his pen use restricted...

Grizzly Coolers Grip Pounder Can

$14.99 from Amazon »

Looks like The Hulk got ahold of one of Grizzly Coolers' prototype Grip Pounder Cans and...did them a design service. The 16-ounce insulated can coolers incorporate an ergonomic, finger-imprinted hand grip into their...

Death Star Popcorn Popper

$49.99 from Amazon »

Luke, if you want popcorn with your Netflix & Chill, better go ahead and let this Death Star do the thing it was made for. In a strange twist on deadly weapons, the Death Star Popcorn Popper is here to do good, transforming...

Laswell Personal Carry Fire Extinguisher

Laswell's FF200 is a fire extinguisher the size of a bottle of shower gel, designed specifically for personal carry on a belt, or storage in your pack, kitchen drawer, or glove box. And while not as cool looking as AFO's...

The Big Bang Pistol Set

$4.5 million from Cabot Guns »

Cabot Guns has forged a few big bangs into its Big Bang Pistol set. The matched left and right pair of 1911s aren't just two of a kind, the only two Cabot has and will ever build (bang!), they're two of a kind made entirely...

HeatGenie Self-Heating Beverage Container

HeatGenie isn't so much a life-changing invention as it is a just kinda cool one. At first I thought the self-heating container for ready-to-drink beverages was another mug with a rechargeable battery (like the Ember...

JHO Knives F**H Spiked Club

$1,250 from JHO Knives »

My sense is that JHO Knives' F**H spiked club could do as much physical damage to my wallet as its $1,250 price tag would do figurative damage. 100% pure cowhide leather? Psshhh. If the brass spikes encircling the club's...

Epic Bloody Mary Tree Branch Garnish Pick

$18 from Amazon »

A good day for Sunday brunch, made even better with these Epic Bloody Mary garnish picks. Shaped like trees, the stainless steel cocktail enhancers have 8 skewering branches ready to help you pick every garnish they got...

Dhow Sushi Boat Serving Tray

$121.28 from Amazon »

I know even some of the cheapest sushi joints serve their spicy tuna and krab rolls out of a sushi boat, but it always makes me feel so Most Interesting Man in the World to dip my chopsticks into a majestic ship to pull...

Embr Wave Body Thermostat

$299 from Embr Labs »

The Embr Wave body thermostat is a personal temperature regulator that endeavors to warm you up in the frigid winter, and then cool you off in the hot summer. I first saw and wrote about it in prototype form almost 5...

Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet

$21.99 from Amazon »

A point, a press, and Oh it burns, it burns! The Little Viper Pepper Spray Bracelet condenses and enhances access to self defense with a low-profile wearable always at the ready around your wrist. Since attacks or assaults...

Napwrap Multi-Functional Travel Armrest

$19.99 from Amazon »

For those hesitant to divide and extend their airplane seat armrests, Napwrap will let you eliminate the need for an armrest altogether. The soft wrap loops and twists through your arms to create a self-contained support...

Classy Ketchup

$36.50 from Unikia »

Spurt. With. Class. Classy Ketchup is a stainless steel ketchup dispenser that shoots a perfect, measured stream of the tomato's special sauce onto your burgers, fries, and scrambled eggs. It's your classier alternative...

Fujifilm Instax Mini 90 Instant Film Camera

$122.37 - $129.95 from Amazon »

My favorite thing Fujifilm says about its Instax Mini 90, a souped up instant camera that combines a retro design and photo prints with some advanced photography features, is it has a Kids Mode. Kids Mode is is great...

KEEGO Squeezable Metal Water Bottle

$56 from KEEGO »

KEEGO's forthcoming water bottles are made of 99.8% titanium. Elastic titanium. So it's a metal water bottle that's squeezable. Wha-wha?! How'd they do that?...