Gear

Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer - Wearable Alarm Clock

$129.99 from Amazon »

And you thought getting up in the morning could get any worse. The Shock Clock Wake Up Trainer is a wearable alarm clock that buzzes in a slightly different way to cajole you out of bed. Think less Bzzz, bzzz! followed...

ICEBREAKER Twist & Serve Ice Cube Tray

$39.99 from Amazon »

Hey, it's a pepper grinder for water. The ICEBREAKER is an ice cube mold with a twist & serve dispensing lever on the top. Move the lever to the side to fill the tray, stick it in the freezer for...however long it takes...

Human Face Dog Masks

$8.89 from Amazon »

Why do dog owners keep dawgin' their dogs, dawg? These human face dog masks are right up there with the Werewolf Dog Muzzle on the list of pet supplies we buy only to amuse ourselves. What if our good boy or good girl...

Catios - Cat Patios

Catio Spaces can get all cute 'n' clever and call it a "Catio" (which, I admit, is cute 'n' clever) but at their heart, these DIY and custom-built cat patios are really just big cages, right? Nice cages. Cages that allow...

Krane Smartphone Elevator

$28.95 from Krane »

Krane is a low-tech accessory for your high-tech smartphone that will elevate it to the next level. Like eye level. Or overhead. Or face-down for an unboxing. More than a simple mount or stand, the Krane is a smartphone...

HMM Cast Iron & Teak Coffee Scoop

$37.95 from Amazon »

HMM calls their coffee scoop the Sqoop. And what the scoop on this Sqoop is, is that it combines a square cast iron dipper with a solid teak wood handle to create a bean transporter your Colombian dark roast will feel...

Liquid Body Flasks

$47.80 - $52.58 from Amazon »

A flask on the outside that looks like what's on the inside. Liquid Body Flasks are an award-winning booze carrier design from Brooklyn studio The Principals. They don't so much look like they're defying their assigned...

BrandNewNoise Loopy Lou Voice Recorder

$76 from Amazon »

Now what is this little doodad thingamajig Loopy Lou BrandNewNoise has made for us? Inside the Loopy Lou Voice Recorder box are the makings of hours of warping fun with voice recording and looping tech. The box itself...

Keg-a-Droid Remote Control Beer Robot

This is definitely the droid I'm looking for. The Keg-a-Droid from SuperDroid Robots is a remote control beer bitch built to haul a sixth barrel keg right up to the empty pint glasses of all the thirsty boys and girls...

Samurai Bottle Helmets

$275 from Tadayasu »

Tadayasu's Samurai Bottle Helmets kinda make me rethink calling my friends who drink only craft beer "fancy pants who put the 'micro' in microbrew." (Hey, I didn't say it was a good insult.) Because if they're fancy pants...

Car Cup Holder Drink Cooler & Warmer

$38.77 - $42.99 from Amazon »

One thing I know right off about these car cup holder drink coolers and warmers is that they prefer Coke to Pepsi. Almost every one of the color combo listings for the cig lighter plug-in gadgets shows them cooling off...

IQbuds BOOST Earbuds & Hearing Enhancers

$399 from Amazon »

IQbuds BOOST - notice how they put the "BOOST" in all caps so you know right off these Bluetooth earbuds make things louder - aren't just for blasting music directly down your canals. Fitted with Ear ID, IQbuds BOOST...

Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700

$399 from Amazon »

Bose will release the latest in their line of Noise Cancelling Headphones, the 700s, as the first of a 3-part series at the end of June 2019. Long a favorite, though not always the favorite, among equal-part lovers of...

Friendly Swede Multi-Tool Stylus Pen

$24.95 from Amazon »

A Friendly Swede original, the Multi-Tool Stylus Pen combines...well, a multi-tool with a stylus pen. The pocket-protector-ready e-writer has a total of 9 different uses. At least, 9 that the Friendly Swede wants to talk...

Nomodo Trio Qi-Certified Charger & Drink Warmer/Cooler

$79.99 from Amazon »

The Nomodo Trio is a Qi-certified fast charger on one half and dual mug warmer / drink cooler on the other. Need a Father's Day gift for Dad? Nomodo's desktop setup is an especially great choice for kids with dads who...

Rolls-Royce Champagne Chest

$46,800 from Rolls-Royce »

All the dudes who keep emailing to ask why I don't cover more gear and accessories for their superyachts? I'm delighted to appease you today, courtesy of the House of Rolls-Royce. The luxury car maker is releasing the...

Crock-Pot Lunch Crock Food Warmer

$34.99 from Amazon »

We all know Crock-Pot knows slow cooking. With their Lunch Crock, Crock-Pot is giving us the 101 on how slow warming can make a meal taste its tastiest too. Designed for to-go grub, the Lunch Crock has a 24-ounce inner...

Winston Online Privacy Device

$189 - $229 from Winston »

What Winston here is suggesting is online privacy. Total browsing anonymity. Scrambling your internet activity to strip away invasive corporate tracking and surveillance that don't just record your activities, but also...

KUBE Bluetooth Speaker with 37-Quart Cooler

$699 from Amazon »

Boomin' Bluetooth speaker coolers are nothing new anymore, but KUBE shows they're still popular enough for designers and engineers to improve upon. KUBE's portable, wireless audio system built around a 37-quart ice chest...

Pepperem Llama - World's Cutest Pepper Spray

$35 from Pepperem »

Who's going to disagree with Pepperem's designation of their Llama self defense keychain as "World's Cutest Pepper Spray"? Not this dude. In fact, the llama-shaped pepper shooter is moving straight from here to my collection...

The Frank Crank Campfire Rotisserie Roasting Stick

$65 from Amazon »

The Frank Crank acts as your own personal rotisserie...for marshmallows! And hot dogs! And kebabs! Anything you can skewer through its pointy ends and dangle over your campfire...

Ember Special Edition Copper Temperature Control Mug

$198 from Amazon »

Hope you've been saving your copper pennies* because you'll have to trade a whole lot of them for one of Ember's Special Edition Copper Mugs. If you want to tell your pops he's the best dad ever, give him a mug with those...

Lustir Reusable Carbon Fiber Drinking Straws

$22 - $24 from Lustir »

Reusable drinking straws have become a new environmental trend. Rightfully so since, as Lustir points out, "Americans dispose of approximately 500 million plastic straws every day with most ending up in landfills or littering...

Mighty Paw Smart Bell for Dogs

$27.99 - $37.99 from Amazon »

BOOP! Time to go out. The Mighty Paw Smart Bell 2.0 is an upgraded version of the family-owned company's original housebreaking and doggie potty time aid. The activator is a wireless, battery-free disc that sticks to...