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Unbreakable Silicone Pint Glasses

$14.98 - $18.98 from Amazon »

Just be careful those hulking hands don't squish your drink right out of the cup. Jokel makes their unbreakable pints out of silicone to eliminate the shattered glass party foul, but it's possible they're just replacing...

Wheelmate Steering Wheel Work Surface

$24 from Amazon »

What is this an April Fool's Groundhog Day joke? Why do I need an ergonomic work surface while I'm driving? It's hard enough to shave, text, and eat panang curry from Pretty Thai for a White Guy when I'm behind the wheel....

Leather Pint Glass Sleeve with Handle

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Hide & Drink hand makes these nifty leather pint glass sleeves (with handles!) for sophisticated beer drinkers and sloppy drunks alike. Instead of chilling your hand and warming your beer with direct skin-to-glass contact...

BenShot Bullet Shot Glass

$15 from Amazon »

Shot through the glass / And you're to blame / Guess I'm lucky you / Got bad aim (bad aim)....

Trinitite Specimen

$34.61 from Amazon »

You can cook up Trinitite only in a nuclear kitchen. The material comes from the US' nuclear test blast of the Trinity Bomb in New Mexico on July 16, 1945. It was Dr. Frankensteined when the intense heat of the explosion...

HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker

$29.99 from Amazon »

If you can hold your horses and swirl your wrist for 60 seconds or so, pure, refreshing iced coffee to start the day, or keep you chugging along through it, is yours. HyperChiller cools fresh hot coffee into fresh iced...

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Slow Joe Zombie Mug

No, you are not seeing a hideously realistic zombie on the face of this mug just because you haven't had your coffee yet today. The zombie is real. Well, as real as Turkey Merck Pottery can make him with stoneware, ceramic...

Bevometer Counting Koozie

$10.99 from Amazon »

I'm not sure if the Bevometer is a really good thing because it will let you know this is actually your 8th IPA when you think it's just your 4th, or a really bad thing because it will encourage you to go for the 9th...

Doggie Bungee Toy

$21.48 from Amazon »

For me, playing with dogs is like playing with kids: I'm good for about 7 minutes before I need a nap. Particularly when they have boundless energy for tugging or saddling you up like a horse and riding around on your...

Fizzics Beer System - Draft Taste from a Can

$169.99 from Amazon »

The Fizzics Beer System promises fresh draft taste from any store-bought can or bottle. On boy, I can hardly wait to find out what it's going to do to my already precious BLLs. According to its makers, "The Fizzics System...

AMPY MOVE Wearable USB Motion Charger

$99 from Amazon »

Still sticking to those New Year's Resolutions to hit the gym 5 days a week or train for a half marathon? AMPY MOVE might not be the kind of dangling carrot that rewards you with a trip to Hawaii or a new car for achieving...

Cuisinart Griddler Compact Grill Centro

$62.35 from Amazon »

Sure, you can please all meat party preferences cooking up some mighty fine kebabs and dogs on the bottom of Cuisinart's Griddler Compact Grill Centro, along with burgers and chops on the top, but the real beauty of this...

Pizza Scissors

$16.55 from Amazon »

I have acquired some choice props and accessories throughout my quest to assemble the baddest ass Super Bowl 50 party known to mankind:...

Nixie Flying Wearable Camera

By: Nixie »

The Nixie may be a ways from reality--and your wrist--but its live demo debut at CES 2016 proves it's a lot more than a few mockup drawings and some dude's dream (or, in this case, a dude and a dudette). The wearable...

Cooper Cooler 60-Second Beer Chiller

$69.99 - $79.55 from Amazon »

Mmm, there's nothing I love more than a nice warm beer. Except maybe a tetanus shot. The Cooper Cooler is similar to the SpinChill, but bigger, faster, and with a plug. It cools a 12-ounce can or bottle of beer from an...

Heated Chip & Dip Tray

$24.99 from Amazon »

Yeah I want some heated queso. That stays heated from dip 1 to dip 100. And now that you mention it, I would be amenable to some peripherally warm tortilla chips too. Why is the Heated Chip & Dip tray not a staple at...

StinkBOSS Shoe & Gear Deodorizer

$307.97 from Amazon »

The worst thing I've ever smelled in my life is a tie between some fish I accidentally left in the trash before going on vacation and the inside of a hockey glove. I imagine all used hockey gear, and football gear for...

Portable Ice Maker

$139.99 from Amazon »

Now that the days are getting longer it's time to start stocking up for summer! Or if BBQs at the park and your Bartender-on-a-Bike business are still too distant of a vision, you might find one of these portable ice...

Breo iSee4 Wireless Digital Eye Massager

$148.99 from Amazon »

Breo's iSee4 Eye Massager isn't here to take you on a virtual reality rollercoaster. It's here to soothe and relax your clenched face and racing heart after you get off. The digital system fits over your eyes just like...

Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set

$49.99 from ThinkGeek »

From the Milky Way to a galaxy far, far away. After our own solar system proved to be a stellar success amongst MVEMJSUN lovers, Star Wars is taking its turn to front Think Geek's latest Planetary Glassware Set. Meet...

SKYTech High Powered Laser Pointers

$159.99 - $189.99 from SKYtech Lasers »

If you're on a laser hunt but "just looking for something cheap that'll burn out after a couple months," SKYtech will have to point you in a different direction. Maybe using TO-38 diodes and a 1,000mW indigo blue beam....

Room with a View Pet House

$73.21 from Amazon »

I'd like to see this bed-with-a-rooftop-deck design for pets scaled up to human size as well. Maybe to use as a poolside cabana or backyard lounger. A little sun, a little nap, a little sun, a little nap.... Dogs and...

Artisan Dry Aged Steak Starter Kit

$160 from Amazon »

UMAi Dry won an award from the National Restaurant Association for its ability to turn out steak dry-aged in an ordinary refrigerator. Originally developed for commercial kitchens, UMAi's dry-aging starter kit is now...

Nomad Manual Espresso Machine

$295 from Amazon »

No electricity, no batteries, no gas, just a lever and a couple of water pumps. And you. The Nomad is a completely manual espresso machine that claims to make champion-barista-quality shots inspired by classic hand-operated...

LunchBot Insulated Food Container

$35.99 from Amazon »

I beseech all of the people in my office who bring their raw scrambled eggs to work in normal tupperware containers, and then drop a giant sulfur bomb on the entire floor for the entire day when they decide to nuke them...

Robot USB Hub

$15.89 from Amazon »

Now that your 11-year-old has an iPhone 6s, an iPod Nano, and an iPad Mini, better get him a few more USB charging ports than his 15" MacBook Pro with Retina Display provides. Hey, how about this Robot USB Hub, which...

Hydro Flask Vacuum Insulated True Pints

$21.99 from Amazon »

Vacuums are pretty cool. They allow us to rid our favorite chairs of ungodly cat hair (cats belonging to our girlfriends, not ourselves), they allow us to determine the speed of light for use in mathematical equations...

Cheat Sheet for Men

$3.89 from Amazon »

No, dudes, the Cheat Sheet is not a wallet-sized card designed for recording all of your transgressions (though that probably exists somewhere out there too). In fact, it's almost the opposite: a wallet-sized card for...

View-Master Virtual Reality Starter Pack

$17.74 from Amazon »

Yes, it looks like like the 3D View Master you had as a kid, but it's definitely not the 3D View Master you had as a kid. This one has been upgraded to better suit your kids. And their $400 iPhones. The View-Master Virtual...

U-Pet Bubble Pet Carriers

$69 - $129 from Amazon »

U-Pet says the transparent bubble domes built into its pet carriers give your pooches and pusses "a window to the world," but I don't know, dude, the half-petrified look on that cat's face makes me wonder if he wouldn't...

Insulated Copper Beer Mug

$22.10 from Amazon »

This copper-plated insulated mug combines the best looking way to drink beer--from a staunch, manly vessel--with the best tasting way to drink beer--frothy and ice cold--with the most practical way to drink beer--from...

Triple Jet Flame Butane Torch Lighter

$12.95 from Amazon »

"The fire that you choose to benefit you in your daily motion is essential." Whoa. Is Scorch Torch a manufacturer of lighters or a celebrity spiritual advisor? I just think your Triple Jet Flame butane torch is cool...

The Womanizer (NSFW)

$189 from Amazon »

Ladies and their lady parts must really like this Womanizer contraption and its suction cuppy O-face of a tip because this is one sex toy I keep: 1) reading about in major publications; 2) hearing all my girlfriend's...

Shiatsu Massage Pillow with Heat

$44.95 from Amazon »

Deck the halls with boughs of...stress. Lots of them. Running in all directions through my neck and back, and with knotty protuberances spanning top to bottom. If you're going to give someone a shiatsu massage machine...

Urban Armor Gear Cases

$23.99 - $52.42 from Amazon »

For as much as we drop, bang, and skid our smartphones and tablets, it's no wonder Urban Armor Gear began making their ultra-rugged cases. Our devices need mil-spec armor as much as the mil dudes the specs were created...

Pyro Mini Fireball Shooter

$147 from Ellusionist »

Shooting fireballs from your empty hands just got a sleeker, slyer, more compact upgrade. Ellusionist, by way of magician Adam Wilber, introduced the original Pyro open-palm fireball shooter around this time last year....

Pocket Operator Synthesizers

$59 - $62 from Amazon »

Is that an EDM show in your pocket or did I just lick a stamp I shouldn't have? Budding DJs, club kids, and general jams lovers alike, you can create big sounds using no more than your thumbs and one of Teenage Engineering's...

Director's Clapperboard Digital Alarm Clock

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Wednesday morning, take...how many Wednesdays are in a year? How long have I been alive? Let's say Wednesday morning, take 1800. Ahhh, for those in the industry I'll bet the only sound sweeter than someone shouting out...

Vintage-style Kerosene Lighter

$8.80 from Amazon »

Here's a little lighter that's a little off the beaten scorched path. Its look is a little vintage and a little steampunk. Its functionality is a little like a Zippo and a little like the kerosene lamps my grandma kept...

Micro BB Crossbow

Discontinued

Why doesn't my Cubicle Warfare book include a chapter on How to Build a Micro BB Crossbow? Not that I wouldn't get fired for using it at the office. But we've had these "productivity enhancement strategy consultants"...

Up Yours Mug

$14.49 from Amazon »

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Orrrr...go the passive aggressive route and leave this Up Yours mug on your co-worker's desk when he and the rest of your team are in a meeting and you're sure no one else will...

Neato Botvac Wi-Fi-Enabled Robot Vacuum

$699.99 from Amazon »

Sure, you've seen robotic vacuums before. Those that say they'll keep your rooms free of dust, dirt, and the most evil of all floor debris evils, pet hair, while you lounge comfortably on the couch. Or cook dinner. Or...

Figment VR - Virtual Reality iPhone Case

$49 from Figment VR »

Figment. It's a little bit of your imagination, and a little bit of jacked-up VR and AR tech to make that imagination come to life in front of, as well as behind your eyes. It's also the first virtual reality / augmented...

Stainless Steel Alcohol / Moonshine Still

$398.98 from Amazon »

Items like the 10-gallon whiskey still and this stainless steel alcohol / moonshine still prove that making booze at home can be fun and worthwhile even when liquor is legal! According to TableTop Still, their DIY spirits...

Defiant Craft Knuckle Dusters

$8.90 - $17.99 from Defiant Craft »

When I saw this set of Defiant Craft knuckle dusters I thought of the Bon Jovi song "Have a Nice Day", and also what I would like to use the knuckle dusters to do to the speaker that's playing the Bon Jovi song "Have...

Tesla Coil Lighter

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Tesla Coil Lighters are just one of your options if you're looking for a flameless, wind-proof lighter, but I think they're the cleverest looking. Simple, industrial exteriors with flip-tops that expose nifty arced coils...

Fresh Patch - Real Grass Disposable Dog Potty

$19 - $29 from Amazon »

Is it not bad enough that we buy our dogs designer clothing, jeweled collars, and gourmet meals? Now we're indulging them with real grass as we train them not to pee in our shoes? Well...yes and no. Fresh Patch is indeed...

6,000,000-volt Flashlight Stun Gun

$16.77 - $18.59 from Amazon »

And, ladies, since the pink one looks like some kind of pleasure toy, an attacker will never see this flashlight's 6,000,000 volts of Go F with someone else coming. Guard Dog Security's Inferno stun gun lights the way...