Gear

PUBG Air Drop Box Humidifier

$18.99 from Amazon »

Special delivery, PUBG fans with cracked lips, parched skin, and arid sinuses. This Air Drop is bringing some relative humidity to the Battlegrounds. The PUBG Air Drop Box Humidifier decks out your standard air irrigator...

MudBuster Portable Dog Paw Cleaner

$14.99 - $21.89 from Amazon »

Roomba for cleaning the dog's fur, Bristly for cleaning the dog's teeth, and now MudBuster for cleaning the dog's paws. Hey, no one ever said taking care of a pooch isn't a dirty job...

StowCo Suitcase Cooler

$39 from Amazon »

Better handcuff the StowCo to your wrist because this suitcase contains 120 ounces of puuure Coke. And thanks to its closed cell foam insulation, the Coke will stay as cool as you are carrying it around all nothing-to-see-here...

Fire & Ice Dragon Inflatable Pool Drink Holders

$10.40 from Amazon »

While I generally prefer Daenerys' dragons that haven't been killed and resurrected by the Night King, when we're talking Fire & Ice Dragon inflatable pool drink holders, I think I'd go with the Ice Dragon over the Fire...

Wireless Cassette Speaker

$35 from SUCK UK »

Coming soon from Suck UK: a cassette to pump your favorite mix. Only this time, there's no tape deck or Sony Walkman required...

Gerber EAB Lite Pocket Knife

$11.65 from Amazon »

Nothing new to see here, just a reminder that Gerber's Exchange-A-Blade Lite Pocket Knife would make a solid, sexy, and super cheap gift for a man. Got some groomsmen expecting a token of your gratitude for renting tuxes...

The Snea-Key Fob Secret Stash Box

$23.98 from Amazon »

I hadn't seen the Snea-Key Fob before compiling my list of essential festival season gear and accessories, but if you're into hiding small solids in addition to boozy liquids (the Smuggle Your Booze Sunscreen Flask did...

WOW-SOUND Floating Speaker

$199.99 from Amazon »

Floatable, waterproof, and shaped to fit in a cup holder. The WOW-SOUND speaker is a rugged blaster whose omnidirectional hi-fi sound and 50+ hours of all-weekend battery life are further enhanced by device's ruggedness...

Coleman Cold Glow Cooler Light

$11.33 from Amazon »

Blind tasting beer might be one thing, but blind picking, and then getting stuck drinking all 12 ounces of whatever can or bottle you pulled up from the icy abyss? A Coleman Cold Glow Cooler Light is a small investment...

Kanga Kase Mate Iceless Cooler

$29.95 - $34.95 from Kanga »

Think of the Kanga Kase Mate as a koozie cooler for your cans. Shouldn't be too hard to remember with all the kitschy kuh sounds. But if you need more help, maybe the photo of Shark Tank Shark Barbara Corcoran taking...

Vortix Bite Cure for Insect Bites & Stings

$45 from Amazon »

The bites, stings, itches, and inflammation of summer are coming! The Vortix Bite Cure is a handheld device to help with the aftermath of insect encounters. Placed on areas poked by mosquitoes, flies, bees, wasps, and...

Firecracker Mini Double Action OTF Knives

$14.99 from Grindworx »

Dude 1 wants to take it out back, Dude 2 flashes a Firecracker Mini out the front, and together they decide to buy each other a beer and just stay inside. Firecracker Mini Double Action OTF Knives: Creating Spontaneous...

Beretta Signal Set

New to my list of Things That Make You Go Awww: the Beretta Signal Set, a 2mm pinfire gun that, despite its miniature status, shoots more than just a flag that says Bang!...

Bow Tie Cat Collars

$15.24 - $16.74 from Etsy »

Jody Atkins must have a hundred different bow tie cat collars available in her Bella Loves Alex Etsy shop, and in her hundred-times-four product photos, it's the same 2 cats modeling all of them. Those poor bastards...

Somewear Global Hotspot

$349.99 from Somewear Labs »

Somewear out there / beneath a satellite / someone's thinking of me / and texting me from the Dolomites. The Somewear Global Hotspot gives smartphones with satellite connectivity access to text messaging, GPS, and a chat...

Creature Ice Pop Molds

$8.42 - $15.95 from Amazon »

Tovolo's line of 3D ice pop molds spans the ages, the tall tales, and the bloodlust with representation from all your favorite creatures and pop culture darlings. The silicone molds come with 4 slots of 4 different shapes...

Knnox Open-Flame Lighter

$320 from KNNOX »

KNNOX's is a lighter fit for James Bond. James Bond the Sean Connery years, given its sleek mid-century modern aesthetic. The Lighter is a throwback in design alone, though. London-based KNNOX debuted the piece in July...

Chug N' Plug Keychain Tool for Shotgunning Beer

Green Life Technologies calls its Chug N' Plug a "revolutionary tool" for shotgunning your beer. And earlier today I read about how a bottom-dispensing gas can was "revolutionary" from the makers of SureCan. So. Chugging...

Batman AirPods Case

$13.99 from Amazon »

Batman must have seen the signal. The Apple signal projected high in the sky, beseeching protection for their 2nd gen AirPods. While the Dark Knight declined to fight off slips, drops, and downpours personally, he did...

Clay in Motion Handwarmer Mugs

$19.64 - $24.95 from Amazon »

If toasty hands indoors and out are on your drinking wish list, Clay in Motion's series of Handwarmer Mugs will help counter the degrees of a cold room or chilly spring night with the degrees of a steaming hot cup of...

Computer Rear-View Mirror

$14.99 from Amazon »

Spied on, sneaked up upon, and pranked no more! This rear-view mirror for your computer or cubicle clips on to a monitor to provide a bird's eye view of all the shenanigans going on behind your back. Because you can't...

Spirula Speakers - Speakers 3D Printed from Sand

$850 - $1k from Deeptime »

You might initially consider a set of Spirulas, nifty matte black speakers 3D printed from sand, to be the best gift ever for your favorite snail lover, but Deeptime has actually designed their sleek and unique sound...

Pop-Up Cinema Portable Folding Outdoor Projector Screen

$62.54 - $96 from Amazon »

Elite Screens has a little different kind of Pop-Up Video for you. Their Pop-Up Cinema series of portable folding outdoor projector screens is built on a spring frame system that bounces to life in seconds, naturally...

Pet Tunes Speaker with Calming Canine Music

$54.95 from Amazon »

Come on, dog owners. Don't say you've never left music or the TV on when you've left your pooch home alone so he or she would have some "company," maybe feel a little less lonely. Pet Acoustics' Pet Tunes Calming Music...