Gear

Buca Boot Bike Basket

$225 from Amazon »

The Buca Boot is a snazzy car trunk for your bike. Kathryn Carlson developed the Buca Boot concept at university in London, when she struggled to load up and strap down all her books and gear for class, plus her personal...

The NoPhone Air

$5.99 from Amazon »

The NoPhone Air is this season's premier smartphone for anyone perpetually glued to their screen. You know, people who only look up 2 or 3 times a day, and then always seem surprised to see that humans and animals exist...

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Dog Leash

Ah, I can just hear Darth Vader at the dog park: "Charlie, come to the Dark Side. Come on. Come to the Dark Side, Charlie. Charlie! Charlie, come! Sigh. Alright then - Schvrmmmmmmm - off-leash time is over."...

Sigma Ultra-Telephoto Zoom Lens

$25,999 from Amazon »

Alright Mr. DeMille, the inside of my bellybutton, the middle pore on my left nostril, and the mole on my back I should probably get checked out are ready for their close-ups!...

Marshall MS2 Battery-Powered Micro Guitar Amplifier

$43.95 - $49.97 from Amazon »

This isn't the first time one of my top gifts for musicians has had the word "Marshall" running across it. (Check out Marshall's Bluetooth speakers for both avid music players and listeners.) While the jam brand's MS2...

AxisGO iPhone X Waterproof Photo & Video Case

$199 from Amazon »

The AxisGO case for iPhone X is designed for total, super seafoam green! (or boring black) freedom in using your phone's camera underwater and in harsh weather conditions. The AxisGO seals phones inside its hard waterproof...

Star Wars Galactic Empire DSA Keycap Set

$250 from Kono »

It's official: you can now swathe your keyboard in the emblems and Aurebesh of the Empire with this officially licensed Star Wars Galactic Empire DSA Keycap Set. Well, you can get in line to do it anyway. Preorders for...

OTTO Automatic Herb Mill & Roller

$129.99 from Amazon »

Like to treat your herbs right? Grind and roll them into a perfect cone in seconds, without mess and waste? Banana Bros. has a mill you really OTTO try...

iPhone Xs Tesla - Solar-Powered Phone

$4,450 - $5,910 from Caviar »

And you thought the iPhone couldn't get any more expensive. Caviar combines the technology of corporate and pop culture darlings Apple and Tesla to produce the iPhone Xs Tesla, a smartphone fitted with a solar-powered...

Mousr Interactive Robotic Cat Toy

$119.99 from Amazon »

No sneaking up and pouncing on the Mousr, kitteh! Petronics' interactive robotic cat toy has built-in sensors that detect and react to your pet automatically. The feather teaser on wheels has 3 different strategy selections...

KATSU Bamboo Style Japanese Pocket Knife

$79.99 from Amazon »

Add a modern Higonokami to your EDC with KATSU's bamboo style Japanese pocket knife. The folding blade is handmade in the layered Damascus way, and brings even more standout detailing in its handle's bamboo stalk shape...

Gotta Go Poncho - Disposable Poncho Toilet

$8.85 from Amazon »

I wonder how much Gotta Go Poncho had to pay that young lady to look pleasant modeling a wearable portable toilet. And calling it a "wearable portable toilet" is me being generous. Broken into parts, the Gotta Go Poncho...

Poshland Double Round Edge Dagger Knife

$103.99 from Amazon »

Check out my Thanksgiving dinner utensil. When I saw Poshland's RAM-211 Double Round Edge Dagger Knife, I had eyes for neither fork, nor spoon, nor butter blade. It was a little tricky eating my mashed potatoes and gravy...

Folding Cigar Smoking Set

$39.80 from Amazon »

Don't worry, opening up the lid to this sweet surprise isn't going to make a Jack or a boxing glove pop out. The Folding Cigar Smoking Set reveals a much more pleasant - and much more gift for Dad-worthy - surprise: a...

Petschke Pick Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks

$14.99 from Amazon »

Wash down Mom's creamed spinach with a glass of bourbon, and then pick out the green nuggets that stayed behind with a Petschke Bourbon Barrel Toothpick. Petschke Picks, handmade in Crestwood, KY, are thick-cut straight...

1-oz Leather Keychain Flasks

$15.71 from Etsy »

I'm not sure what it says for a cat to be carrying a flask around on the same piece of EDC they use to hold their keys, but I'm still digging the design of these 1-ounce leather-wrapped keychain flasks. Just remember...

A Sack of Sh*t

$6.83 from Amazon »

And I'm not talking the emoji poo kind. Getting a Sack of Shit in your stocking this year is way worse than a lump of coal (and way, way worse than the delightfully handy Wild Coal) and giving a Sack of Shit to someone...

Hotdogger - Hot Dog Bun Driller

$9.99 from Amazon »

Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...

Rone Desktop Space Heater & Hand Warmer

$65.99 from Amazon »

The Rone from Blaulock is 2 precious mini heaters for one, in one. The desktop chill buster looks a lot like a speaker, with a 3-legged half-capsule primary unit that contains PTC ceramic heating elements, and a heat-absorbing...

100 Tricks to Walk Naked Without Anyone Seeing You

$16.99 from Amazon »

I only need 1 trick to walk naked without anyone seeing me, and I've had it for a long time: I just close my eyes. If I can't see them, they can't see me...

Brass Ship Wheel Nutcracker

$35.99 from Amazon »

Typically the words "ship" and "crack" do not go well together. But here, reimagined as a countertop brass ship wheel and nutcracker, they make a mighty fine pair, and give your unopened pecans and walnuts, your almonds...

Titanium Toothpick Set

$24.88 from Amazon »

Have you found it too difficult to draw blood and impale your gums picking your teeth with weak ass wood toothpicks? Titanium is the answer! These titanium toothpicks from Kizer are 100% solid, strong, and super-pointy...

Courant Wireless Charging Accessory Tray

$175 from Amazon »

I think Oprah selected Courant's wireless charging accessory tray as one of her top tech gifts for 2018. Or maybe it was my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power. Everyone's Christmas wish lists and gift guides seem to be cascading...

46"-Tall Wine Glass

$143.58 from Amazon »

This 46"-tall wine glass is both a step up and a step down from the Guzzle Buddy...