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Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie/tim-e-robot-alarm-clock-7878.jpg "tim-E Alarm Clock & Charger Robot")
Pending successful Kickstarter funding and production, tim-E--pronounced "Timmy" or, if you're Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "Timmehhh!"--might prove to be the most charming and useful ass-shakin' robot in the land. Designed as an alarm more...
/pc-prankster-6877.jpg "PC Prankster")
I live for shenanigans of the PC Prankster variety. No, not because I'm devious and mean-spirited, because I have great empathy for others. I know as well as anyone how it feels to reach a level of frustration with a computer so extreme more...
/myo-telekinetic-armband-6952.jpg "MYO Telekinetic Armband")
Well, telekinetic is only part of the story. Is telemusculokinetic a word too? Maybe that's redundant. Remote control muscles? Yeah, let's go with RC muscles. MYO armbands transform muscles--specifically the arm, or as I like to call them, the gun muscles--into remote controls that enable the wearer to interact hands-free with his or her digital world. With a MYO band in place at the elbow, users more...
/custom-made-lightsabers-6245.jpg "Custom Made Lightsabers")
Be advised: Although Phillip Isherwood's custom crafted lightsabers blaze LED spectral force fields of green, red, or blue and arrive with 36" long polycarbonate blades designed for full speed, full contact dueling, he wants to be clear more...
/man-crates-7729.jpg "Man Crates")
You know how sometimes you spend hours and hours pouring over the Internet or scouring the shelves of Macy's or writing furiously at your desk to find the perfect gift/compose the perfect rap to the beat of Run DMC's "It's Tricky" for more...
/trigger-iphone-case-7249.jpg "Trigger iPhone Case")
This Trigger iPhone 5 case looks heavy. Like I'll either develop a disproportionately muscular right arm from lifting and holding it to my ear, or I'll finally succumb to one of those GD earpieces I hate so much* because I'm too weak and lazy to lift and hold it to my ear. But I guess since the Trigger is machined from titanium, it doesn't really weigh that much. Let's see...weight is...44 grams. more...
/hovertrax-auto-balancing-7778.jpg "Hovertrax Auto-Balancing Transporter")
The Hovertrax has no learning curve and requires no skills to use, which is good because you can bet that if I'm too lazy to walk myself down the street or hallway, I am definitely too lazy to learn how to use a complex piece of equipment. more...
/electromagnetic-field-7695.jpg "Electromagnetic Field Protection Pendant")
Remember when all we had to worry about, in terms of having our brains fried or growing a tumor, was power lines and standing in front of the microwave? Oh man, if my mama caught me lingering too close to the microwave waiting for my more...
/android-mk802-mini-pc-6242.jpg "Android MK802 Mini PC")
AKA The Other $35 Do-It-All Computer. Running Android 4.0, the MK802 Allwinner A10 Mini PC is about the size of a flash drive and, also like your favorite USB storage device, enjoys being plugged into things. HDMI inputs to be precise. more...
/makashi-renegade-lightsaber-7501.jpg "Makashi Renegade Lightsaber")
You've seen lightsabers and you've seen lightsabers. Saberworks' Makashi Renegade definitely falls into the second category. Currently in 3D printed prototype form, the saber endeavors to turn out a successful Kickstarter campaign, more...
If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers' (absolutely, 100% legal) handheld bolt of pure spectral power counts amongst its marketable skills the ability to: Sear through ornery plastic, pop bitch-ass balloons, burn continuously, 24/7, without sustaining damage to its laser diode, function in 9 different operating modes, including Strobe, Constant Wave, SOS, Beacon, and Tactical Hibernation, emit 0.25 Lux of light at a distance of 6,856 meters, turn anyone it hits in the eye at a distance of 149 meters or less into Ray Charles, minus the musical talent and soul.
And if that weren't enough to get it laid every day for the duration of its 5,000+-hour serviceable life, Guinness is currently testing the S3 Arctic for the official title of World's Most Powerful Laser.
The S3 Arctic Series Laser resides in an aircraft grade aluminum chassis that's smaller than a standard flashlight.
/dead-space-plasma-cutter-7769.jpg "Dead Space Plasma Cutter")
Though restricted to 30mW and 1.5W laser rather than actual plasma energy, Patrick Priebe's replica Plasma Cutter from the Dead Space video game series will still singe a block of wood and sear through a trash bag, and make the deliverer more...
/cubox-the-little-computer-6798.jpg "CuBox - The Little Computer That Can")
It's a straight up cage fight for the title of World's Mini-est Computer. First, we showed you the Raspberry Pi. Then came the Android MK802 Mini PC. Now, measuring in at 2" x 2" x 2"--about the size of an Everlasting Gobstopper--design more...
/Programmable-Tattoo-System-858.jpg?mode=crop "Programmable Tattoo System")
There's no arguing it: cool tattoos are cool. But some of us aren't ready to let another human being repeatedly pierce our flesh with a needle and permanently inject it with ink when we aren't 100% sure we're going to be as passionate more...
/shock-awe-zombie-killer-7590.jpg "Shock & Awe Zombie Killer Knife")
If you missed out on the Chain Link Zombie Slayer Axe, console...and arm...and shock & awe yourself with this sick little zombie killing knife. Combining the functionality of a kitchen cleaver and the intimidating aesthetics of an Inuit more...
/zombie-apocalypse-survival-kit-2822.jpg "Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit")
Are you prepared to fight for the survival and integrity of family, friends, and the human race in apocalyptic combat with the ambulatory dead? In other words, do you want to buy a 7-piece set of gut-ripping knives and sick machetes? more...
/the-buckle-puffer-7246.jpg "The Buckle Puffer")
While my sense is that the types of people who would be in the market for a covert, authority-thwarting way to pack a pipe would not be the same types of people who would care to hold their pants up properly, I still consider the Buckle more...
/paper-shooters-7383.jpg "Paper Shooter Kits")
The Paper Shooter snipers at Bang Creations know that when it comes to pastimes, nothing beats blasting things up to 75 feet. Particularly when the outcome of doing so averts death, injury, and getting yelled at by your mom*. Their more...
/brite-strike-tactical-balls-6880.jpg "Brite Strike Tactical Balls")
Disorienting, blinding, and giving people seizures all serve as excellent forms of distraction during attempts at self-defense and ploys to make off with the $80 giant peanut butter cup cake. Brite Strike's Tactical Balls each have more...
/henry-ar7-us-survival-rifle-4695.jpg "Portable Survival Rifle")
"Don't leave civilization without one." It's the motto of the US Survival AR-7, a semi-automatic portable rifle that weighs a mere 3-1/2 pounds and measures in at 16-1/2" long when broken down and stowed in its waterproof stock. US more...
/3doodler-3d-printing-pen-6826.jpg "3Doodler - 3D Printing Pen")
Bring your doodles to life. Well, except for the animation and biological functionality parts. So more like, give your doodles 3 dimensions, without the added concern of feeding or sending them to private school. WobbleWorks' 3Doodler more...
/working-pipboy-3000-5800.jpg "Working Pip-Boy 3000")
The electronic Personal Information Processor (PIP) manufactured by RobCo Industries in Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas is now a viable acquisition to your non-gaming, non-digitized, biological life. Which is not only badass, but also more...
/the-35-doitall-computer-6140.jpg "The $35 Do-It-All Computer")
The Raspberry Pi sets the bar, and then raises it. Twice. Bar: The Raspberry Pi is a credit-card sized computer that plugs into a TV and keyboard to produce full PC functionality in the form of spreadsheets, word processing, games, more...
/sap-cap-weaponized-baseball-5427.jpg "Sap Cap - Weaponized Baseball Hat")
Unassuming. Low-profile. Comfortable. Able to shatter wrist bones. Just the combination of qualities I've been looking for in a baseball hat. The Sap Cap takes traditional headwear to the covert weapon level with its pellet-filled back more...
/rhino-shield-for-smartphones-6967.jpg "Rhino Shield for Smartphones")
Although the aesthetics of the shattered screen look are starting to grow on me, I do prefer the functionality of smartphones whose parts are intact. And the very nature of touchscreens--that to work as intended they must be exposed more...
/bat-levitating-mouse-7108.jpg "Bat Levitating Mouse")
Bat, a levitating wireless computer mouse, is currently in the research and testing phases for use in preventing and treating carpal tunnel syndrome, a median nerve dysfunction to which many mouse manipulators are susceptible. My prediction more...
/bacon-condoms-7306.jpg "Bacon Condoms")
Bill Gates, you put out an open call. You asked for the "next generation" in condoms. A design that will revolutionize safe sex practices by making the peen sheaths more desirable to wear. Men and birth control in third world countries more...
/the-knee-defender-6925.jpg "The Knee Defender")
Ye of long legs, take note: though the Knee Defender can't increase the amount of space you have within your sphere of airplane seat misery, it can prevent further reduction of the already minimal square footage. Comprised of two small, more...
/chain-link-zombie-slayer-axe-7480.jpg "Chain Link Zombie Slayer Axe")
Blacksmith Stephen Heeney designed and welded this chain link axe himself. He does not recommend using it to chop wood. He recommends using it to hack the ever loving viral entrails and decaying brain matter out of zombies. When they more...
/star-wars-kink-7659.jpg "Star Wars Kink")
At first I was like, "Huh. Star Wars auction paddles and rhythmic gymnastics ribbons. Ummm...neat?" But then I looked up what BDSM is* and suddenly the gallery of items before me got a lot more interesting. GeekKink's Star Wars collection more...
/The-Worlds-Most-Powerful-Laser-100.jpg?mode=crop "The World's Most Powerful Laser")
/apocalypse-tactical-tomahawk-7057.jpg "Apocalypse Tactical Tomahawk")
