Gear

Powermask Breath Trainer & Sensory Deprivation Mask

$152 - $179 from Silentmode »

The Powermask by Silentmode brings on a blackout. Calibrates noise isolation. Activates sensory deprivation. And encourages you to enhance your mind just like you would your body - through regular workouts...

Nix Mini 2 Portable Color Matching Tool

$99 from Amazon »

The Nix Color Sensor, a portable color matching tool, has 2-point-ohed its original version, which the company describes as "like the eyedropper tool, but for real life." The geometric EDC tool for artists, designers...

Tire Water Bottle

$32.99 from Amazon »

Put your La Croix in a Tire Water Bottle and it will never go flat! Yuk, yuk...yeah, I don't know. There's a joke along those lines in there somewhere...

Christmas Tree Wine Bottle Rack

$299.99 from Amazon »

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how bubbly are your branches! Red and white, maybe some orange too, if you're into funky wine. The Christmas Tree Wine Bottle Rack is a stunning holiday gift for girlfriends, mamas...

Cholula x simplehuman Touch-Free Hot Sauce Dispenser

$130 from Cholula »

Cholula and simplehuman have collaborated to bring us a hot - well, more like mildly spicy - holiday season with their Touch-Free Hot Sauce Dispenser...

Social Distancing Zapper

What's the buzz? Yer keister, mister, when I Social Distancing Zapper ya for encroaching into my 6 feet of personal space!...

iPhone 12 "L"

Apple tripled the iPhone 12's camera, but it took Matt Benedetto to show true genius and double the smartphone's entire design. Meet the iPhone 12 "L", a perfect fusion of two perfect iPhone 12s into an even more perfect...

Taco Holder Butt Plug

$25 - $45 from Etsy »

Grab a Taco Holder Butt Plug and run for the b...ack door. I should be all Borat "I excite! I excite!" about Etsy shop Glow F**k Yourself's fetish toys - sex and tacos might be my two favorite things on Earth. But somehow...

Iris Blanket Warmer with Shoe Dryer Attachment

$86.53 from Amazon »

The Iris Blanket Warmer might take away the chill of a cold house and getting into bed this winter, but beware: it's wandering expandable airflow hose is probably gonna goose ya here and there too. Warm Breeze = Wonderful...

Wampa Desk Chair

$91.97 from Amazon »

Boy does this Wampa Desk Chair look soft 'n' cuddly 'n' cozy. Like it will give you a big ol' hug every time you take a seat...

Hoglet Fidget Mouse

$39.99 from HedgeHog Health »

Thank you, Hoglet fidget mouse, for bringing me a piece of unexpected joy this week. Though designed - in the likeness of an adorable hedgehog - for kiddos with autism spectrum disorder, ADHD, and other "learning differences,"...

Face Mask for Dogs

$12.99 - $15.99 from Amazon »

KN95? How about a K995? It's not just the 'rona pet owners might consider a face mask for dogs to protect their pooches from. It's the smoke from forest fires. The construction debris from a kitchen remodel. The pollen...

Woodsum Functional DIY Pinhole Camera Kit

Sold Out from Amazon »

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it is worth a thousand hours of putting together one of Wooodsum's DIY Pinhole Cameras? OK, maybe a thousand is a bit of an exaggeration. The kit actually specifies 2 to 4 hours...

Silicone Bucket Squeeze-It Ice Cube Maker

$14.99 - $15.99 from Amazon »

Feeling hot, thirsty, and...aggressive? Freeze up this silicone bucket ice cube maker and, when your water is chilled, squeeze it to release the cubes. No, don't just squeeze it, crush it. Take the bucket between the...

Paladyne E1000MP Drone Jammer

Drone Defence says the Paladyne E1000MP is a drone jammer, part of a series of portable "electronic countermeasures" designed to jack up the command, video, and navigation signals of IIIFOs. Identified, intrusive, and...

Bat Face Mask

Indeed, all the best superheroes wear masks. And wearing this Bat Mask - serving triple duty as a protective face mask, a fitting addition to your Halloween costume, and a 10/10 badass design - will indeed make you a...

Human Skull Bowl

$175 - $195 from Etsy »

As provocative and...meaty...as the Human Skull Bowl photo above is, scroll on through the Additional Images gallery. Keep going. All the way to the end, where you'll find the one that turns a macabre creation perfect...

Life-Size Climbing Zombie

$29.99 from Amazon »

My mama asked me to decorate her house for Halloween, so...one dozen Life-Size Climbing Zombies it is. I hate carving pumpkins...

Potato Parcel - Your Face on a Real Potato

$18.99 from Amazon »

Never thought you bore much of a resemblance to Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head, eh? Well. Just wait 'til you see your head on a potato. Potato Parcel is a potato printing press that customizes spuds with the photos and images...

AstroReality Augmented Reality NASA Space Mug

$29 from Amazon »

Ergonomic, aircraft-inspired, and AR ready to launch! The NASA Space Mug from AstroReality looks kind of like the arm of an astronaut's spacesuit after someone's grabbed it really hard begging them not to go on the mission...

Pizza Hut Foosball Pizza Box

The Foosball Pizza Box is a collaboration between Pizza Hut and advertising agency Ogilvy created to celebrate the start of football season. (To Americans still living inside your tiny little American pizza boxes, I am...

Qdo Birdie Swing Nest - Teacup with Infuser & Lid

$18.39 from Amazon »

A little birdie told me...uh...that little birdies don't like to be stuffed with tea leaves and dunked in boiling water. Even when Qdo gives them their very own swing and nest to hang out to dry on when the steeping's...

Fellowes Elea Suspended Desk Chair

$1,199 from Fellowes »

Fellowes' new Elea suspended desk chair aims to get your workday in full swing - natural, supported, ergonomic swing - whether you're at the office or scooted up to the dining table in your makeshift WFH setup...

EG-1 Single Dosing Coffee Grinder

$3,495 - $4,195 from Weber Workshops »

Here's one for the coffee lab. Weber Workshops' EG-1 is a single dosing electric burr grinder designed for pour over cups of coffee and shots of espresso. Or is it? Looks like the sleek science-y device could also be...