Gear

Oreo Mug Ultimate Dunking Gift Set

$24.49 from Amazon »

Milk & cookies for Santa served in an Ultimate Oreo Dunking Set? Uh...maybe he can have my sloppy seconds after I get my cookie-sloshin' game on...

BRIK - Pocket Knife in a Concrete Block Gift Box

$29.99 from Brik »

It's all smash 'n' score whether you're the recipient or the giver of a BRIK concrete block gift. With a BRIK, the packaging is half - maybe more - the fun, though those who take a BASH sledgehammer to their gift wrap...

Dragon's Breath Jumbo Turbo Blue Flame Torch

$19.99 from Amazon »

Viserion, is that you? This dragon breathes blue fire, shooting at will (or at his Night King's command) to incinerate everything in its path...

Skiary SK-3 Smartphone Dermatoscope

$198.99 from Amazon »

Find your own melanomas and get up close & personal with moles and the zit-popping experience using this Skiary SK-3 Smartphone Dermatoscope! It's like a microscope for the skin that also provides polarized and UV lighting...

Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$149.99 - $219.99 from Amazon »

Nitro cold brew for under 4 bucks a pop, courtesy of the Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Unlike standard cold brew coffee makers (i.e., jars with steepers) Royal Brew adds nitrogen and a keg to the percolating...

The Polaroid Lab - Digital to Analog Photo Printer

$129.99 from Amazon »

Now that you've scanned all of your old analog photographs and converted them to digital copies to free up some physical space in your house, The Polaroid Lab is here to help you...uh...turn them all back into hard copies...

Funnel Gag Beer Bong

$59.99 from Etsy »

Who needs a gag gift? Yuk, yuk, yuk. Or rather, Glug, glug, glug if you're using the Funnel Gag Beer Bong correctly and like the Natty-Light-guzzling slave you are...

Road Rage Restrictor

What?! Road Rage Restrictor? Middle finger on lockdown? Well, more like Pointer, Ring Finger, and Pinky on lockup. But, but, why? One of the only redeeming qualities of driving today is being able to flip off other drivers...

Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set

$72.23 from Amazon »

One thing I like about the looks of Condor Tool & Knife's Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is the looks of the blades in the above photo. Used. Like they actually do what they say they do, and aren't some crap novelty purchase...

USB-Heated Mouse Pad Hand Warmer

$28.99 from Amazon »

There's nothing worse than computing with cold hands! Except, perhaps, being unable to afford your home heating bill and feeling cold all over all winter long. Or being homeless and unsure whether you'll ever be able...

The Mighty Carver - Electric Chainsaw Carving Knife

$69.99 from Mighty Carver »

With the Mighty Carver, you can go from carving up the neighbors on Halloween to carving up the turkey on Thanksgiving without even taking a beat to swap tools! Really!...

Stun Gun Gloves

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Nothing communicates strength and confidence better than a firm handshake. Except, perhaps, a weak handshake administered by a hand wearing one of these stun gun gloves. Holy BZZZZZZT! Batman! I thought I'd seen my #1...

Oraolo Neckband Bluetooth Speakers

$69.99 from Amazon »

More neck speakers? Oraolo's Neckband Bluetooth Speakers are the second neck speakers I've seen in the past 2 months. They must be the new hot neck trend. Taking over for neckties. Necklaces. Turtlenecks. Neck beards...

Duex Pro Portable Monitor

$249.99 from Amazon »

The Duex Pro portable monitor can almost double the size of your laptop screen. Know what that means? You're gonna need a bigger lap...

No.2 ASSence Prank Perfume

$14.95 from Amazon »

Eau de toilette meets eau de toilet with No. 2 ASSence, The Fragrance. It's a prank perfume not only in name and packaging, but also, uh on the nose, with a scent seller Gagster describes as "a fart, the smell of a skunk...

elago AW3 Mac Classic AirPods Case

$12.99 from Amazon »

One of Apple's latest snuggles inside one of Apple's greatest with elago's AW3 Mac Classic-style AirPods Case. No stranger to reinventing retro designs, the AW3 AirPods cover follows elago's application of similar Mac...

Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper

Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop, Beetlpoop!* When you say the words to the Beetl Robotic Poop-Scooper though, it doesn't make an insolent and conniving dead guy appear, it makes the turds your (perhaps insolent and conniving) dog...

The Choco Flaker

$29.99 from Amazon »

Boska Holland hasn't just done the world a wondrous service in creating the Choco Flaker, they've done it in naming this super swell topping maker the "Choco Flaker." Not that Choco Flaker isn't the most logical name...

Mighty Bright Page Magnifier

$9.59 from Amazon »

Too proud to wear reading glasses? Or no, no, I know. It's not that you need readers, it's just that they made the print in this damn magazine / book / newspaper / crossword puzzle too small. No normal-sighted person...

Derucap Collapsible Disaster Helmet

Duck and cover? Nah, more like Safety Dance ready. The Derucap disaster helmet pops and protects exposed heads from some of the treacherous by-products of earthquakes and other unexpected emergencies, including the impact...

Hot Head Candles

No one can say any of these famous (and infamous) politicians and world leaders (plus Albert Einstein) isn't a hot head when they have a Hot Head Candle wick sticking out of their head...

Don't Be a C*ck Sucker Coffee Mug

$14.99 from Amazon »

Coffee mugs with inspirational messages - my favorite! Coffee mugs with inspirational messages delivered as a clever and colorful rebus - weeee! Best gift for the office ever. This one depicts a rooster with a lollipop...

Unicorn Skeleton

$52.99 from Amazon »

Welcome to the Magical Fairyland...of Death! Add a Unicorn Skeleton to your Halloween decor this year and show all the trick-or-treaters how unicorns were once real, even up until a few years ago, but now they're all...

Glass Skull Beverage Dispenser

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Get into the Halloween spirit by serving your Halloween spirits straight from this...Halloween spirit...