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Pinky Queen Nipple Lightener (NSFW)

By: on December 04, 2013
Pinky Queen Nipple Makeup (NSFW)

I understand that Pinky Queen nipple...pinkener?...is a boobie beauty tincture developed with a female customer base in mind. And I definitely think females with nipples that are splotchy, unsavorily-hued, or look like they've been gnawed on by a kid one too many times should use it. But I feel the real market here, those who could really do us all a service with daily Pinky Queen applications, is men. Specifically, men who gallivant about with their shirts off on a regular basis. More specifically, men who are:

Pinky Queen's beautifying agents discreetly circumscribe a fresh, blushing patina around the nipple area to mask dark spots or uneven patches. It can also be applied to other areas of the breasts, chest, underarms, or privater of the private parts, though usage should be discontinued should rashes, itching, or epidermal rotting develop. Ingredients such as polyvinyl alcohol, Sophora flavescens extract, and placenta give Pinky Queen its brightening powers, as well as a faint fragrance of rose.

Yeah, I said placenta. Well how do you expect to achieve a perfect flesh coloration if you don't use a piece of actual flesh in the tint? Oh come on, don't be so dramatic. I think a little Pinky Queen placenta rubdown is just what you need.

I also think they mean plant placenta.

Though it's a Japanese product, so I could definitely be wrong.

Pinky Queen nipple lightener is a top Dude Novelty Gift pick.