Fitness

Acme Sledgeworks Fitness Tools

$80 - $140 from Acme Sledgeworks »

Work out, work out some stress, or work out that fireplace hearth you're about to replace with Acme Sledgeworks' line of intense industrial sledgehammers, dumbbells, and other fitness training tools...

The Booty LYFT Total Home Gym

$119.99 from Amazon »

I cannot tell a lie. Although I am a dude, I would Booty LYFT my booty if I thought I could get a booty LYFTed like that lady's. Sexy butts are unisex, no?...

Hypervolt Vibration Massager

$349 from Hyperice »

I can't tell if Hyperice's Hypervolt vibration massager is more or less the same as the TheraGun muscle massager, or a new and different type of tension-pounding jackhammer for your body...

StepRight Stability Trainer Footwear

$149.99 from Amazon »

If you thought you didn't walk so good before, try strapping a pair of these StepRight Stability Trainers on your feet and see how much worse it can get!...

Python Power Twister Chest & Arm Builder

$34.95 from Amazon »

Who cares if I'll ever use - uh, be able to us - the Python Power Twister, the most important thing is that I own a piece of fitness equipment called the Python Power Twister, and keep it on prominent display...

Doorway Fitness Tower

$149.59 from Amazon »

Are you into DFT? That's Doorway Fitness Towering, not me being dyslexic with acronyms. The Doorway Fitness Tower, or DFT, is a next-level pull-up bar that brings over 70 exercises to the entrance to your bedroom, bathroom...

Sock Him Stan Doorway Punching Bag

The Sock Him Stan doorway punching bag gives aspiring boxers, MMA competitors, and people who just like to hit stuff 3 things neither the Boxaball nor the Aqua Training Bag can: 1) the flexibility of installation in any...

Cold Therapy Massage Roller Ball

$39.95 from Amazon »

I have one of these Stinger Cold Therapy Massage Roller Balls from Recoup Fitness, and let me tell you, I have not felt anything so cold since I bumped into my ex-girlfriend Karen at the grocery store last month. And...

SkyTechSport Ski & Snowboard Simulators

$23,900 from SkyTechSport »

For serious Olympic ski and snowboard hopefuls, gym, or recreational hitters of the slopes with a ton of money, SkyTechSport has a Sick. Schtick. Their ski simulators provide a fully immersive VR experience that doesn't...

Boxing Speed Ball

$17.89 from Amazon »

A Fight Ball Reflex boxing speed ball. Now that's a simple and swell way to vent your frustrations. Plus pick up a few more along the way if your fist repeatedly misses, or face repeatedly hits, this setup's tennis ball...

Aqua Training Bags - Water-Filled Boxing Bags

$49.99 - $179.99 from Amazon »

Aqua Training Bags bring punching and kicking to the masses. The pros too. Whether you're in MMA training or just looking to add boxing to your gym or home fitness routine, this water-filled bag is kind of a genius piece...

Schwinn Classic Cruiser Indoor Bicycle

$799 from Schwinn »

The Schwinn Classic Cruiser indoor bicycle puts a cherry on top of your New Year's resolutions with its authentic retro style. It's a little cutesy for a piece of exercise equipment, but if nostalgia for times gone by...

Activ5 Portable Strength Training Device

$159.90 from Amazon »

With Activ5 you can build strength and muscle by sitting around and not moving. A catch? Of course there's a catch! There always is. Activ5 is an isometric-based strength trainer - you don't have to move, but you do have...

Alexia Ergonomic Meditation Seat

$326.90 - $524.95 from Amazon »

The Alexia Meditation Seat makes calming your mind and finding your inner Zen more comfortable with its ergonomic, proper-posture-promoting design. Not sure if it adds anything to "activities" outside of meditation, but...

Boxaball Boxing Speed Training Ball

$35 from Amazon »

How to use the Boxaball to elevate your boxing skills? Easy. If you want to increase your speed and shorten your reaction time, all you gotta do is wrap the ball's adjustable headband around your head and "start punching...

Kettle Gryp - Turn Dumbbells Into Kettlebells

$34.95 from Amazon »

Kettle Gryps get things swinging at the gym. In the hotel fitness center. In your living r- Whoa! Son of a goblet squat, Zanzibar! She-Ra: Princess of Power, can you just keep the cat in the bedroom for, like, 20 minutes...

BionicGym - Cardio from Your Couch

$439 from BionicGym »

The BionicGym looks like Vibration Plate meets 6-pack ab pad, but creator Louise Crowe says his leg-shaking wraps and the 500 calories per hour they can burn as you Netflix it in your easy chair or FPS game it at the...

Quiet Punch Doorway Boxing Bag

$119 - $125.99 from Quiet Punch »

Quiet Punch, a square of spring-mounted heavy bag that installs in a doorway, was designed for fighters looking to train outside the gym. But now that the punch buddy is available for pre-order, I think it might set up...

Star Wars Fitness Equipment

$64.95 - $199.95 from Onnit »

If you weren't sweating the Dark Side before, one round with Onnit's Star Wars fitness equipment, and I guarantee you'll start. From kettlebell swings to hot yoga, Russian twists to Turkish getups, Onnit is injecting...

Rodeo Boy Exercise Machine

The Rodeo Boy exercise machine adds some Japanese elegance, more mechanical bull aesthetics, and 6 speeds of body-rockin' power to the Rodeo Core fitness trainer we saw here a couple years ago. I'm not sure how effective...

Halo Sport Neurostimulation Headset

$729 from Amazon »

Halo Sport suggests the latest performance-enhancing drugs aren't pills or shots. They're wearables. Technology. Halo Sport designers claim the neurostimulation headset helps athletes, musicians, surgeons, and others...

ShapeScale 3D Body Scanner

$299 - $499 from ShapeScale »

ShapeScale says its 3D body scanner and fitness tracker is "like a magic mirror that allows you to time travel. See your present and past self from any angle." Hmmm, "magic mirror," huh? Something tells me my relationship...

Power Reels Constant Resistance Fitness Tool

$49.99 - $69.99 from Amazon »

Don't get too excited, fishermen. Power Reels might help you build the strength to pull in the big one, but these dumbbell-resistance band hybrids are all about self-imposed, not catch-imposed, sweat, burn, and grunt...

Axon Fitness Stick with Light Feedback

$199 - $249 from Axon »

The Axon fitness stick, a strength tracker and trainer with LED light feedback, takes me back to my youth. To Happy Joe's Pizza Parlor & Arcade, home of a Love Tester machine? Remember that one? Squeeze the handle as...