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24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar

$19.90 from Amazon »

Advent calendars are making a play for the top Christmas trend of 2019. I've never seen so many available in the US. And I've definitely never seen a 24 Days of Sex & Seduction Advent Calendar in the US, or anywhere else...

Porsche 911 Advent Calendar

$54.19 from Amazon »

Who wants a 1965 Porsche 911 for Christmas? Caveat: you have to assemble it yourself. Over the course of 24 days. And it might not be big enough to sit in and drive when you're done. Still! Nothing can rev up the countdown...

Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff Ball

$9.49 from Amazon »

As if the name Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff isn't bad enough, the actual thing Toss 'n Talk-About Men Stuff refers to is an inflatable beach ball printed with dozens of conversation topics for men who might otherwise...

Pizza Playing Cards

$9.93 from Amazon »

Pizza Playing Cards are delightfully saucy and cheesy and all, but come on. Is anyone really going to play a game of poker with them? I feel like even the person who buys them will give up on solitaire after a few tries...

The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words

$17.79 from Amazon »

Imagine the sick pleasure Tyler Vendetti and Rebecca Pry took in writing and illustrating The Illustrated Compendium of Ugly English Words: Including Phlegm, Chunky, Moist, and More. Just knowing the sick pleasure we...

Bob Ross Bingo

$21.99 from Amazon »

Holy happy little trees! How munch money are people making off Bob Ross these days? Bob Ross Bingo now? Yes indeed. Bob Ross Bingo. With cards for up to 16 players, and 42 different Bob Rossisms and Rossian friends decking...

Throw Throw Burrito Dodgeball Card Game

$39.95 from Amazon »

Card games, whatever. But burritos and dodgeball together? Like, at the same time, not the one as a consolation prize for getting pummeled in the face with the other? Throw Throw Burrito, I'm listening. You have, like...

Dinosaur Baby Mobile

$125.84 from Etsy »

Sweet dreams are made of these: dinosaurs! T-Rex, stegosaurus, and brontosaurus, to be precise. Sweet dreams are also made in Canada, home of the Dinosaur Baby Mobile's felt crafter, Kristina Turchyn...

Deviant's Pocket Guide to Outlandish Sexual Desires

$14.99 from Amazon »

At printing, The Deviant's Pocket Guide to the Outlandish Sexual Desires Barely Contained in Your Subconscious was coming very soon, and if you can get a handle on your Dendrophilia and Macrophilia and Emetophilia (oh...

Slideways Cube Puzzle

$1k from Etsy »

The real puzzle of the Slideways Cube, and intricately handmade brainteaser from puzzlemaker Lee Kasnow, is why I would spend one thousand dollars to drive myself absolutely mental when I can commute to work or go over...

Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster

$49.99 from Nerf »

The Nerf Ultra One Motorized Blaster brings us something very special: the farthest flying Nerf darts ever! With a 120' range, these babies are like the Amelia Earhart of Nerf darts! The Qatar Airlines Auckland to Doha...

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle

Sold Out from Amazon »

Bottled Frustration Brainteaser Puzzle? Aw, come on, it's Friday afternoon! This should be a Monday morning, or maybe a hump day afternoon post to better encapsulate how I feel. Right now, my bottled frustration is sloshing...

Anatomical Brick Man

$21 from Amazon »

Hey, LEGO my funny bone! Put it back in my left arm! The anatomical Brick Man is part of Jason Freeny's popular Funny Anatomy series in his 4D brand. Here the designer toy maker takes a classic image, the LEGO minifigure...

Dart Zone Pro MK-1 Collector's Edition Blaster

$179.99 from Dart Zone »

The forthcoming Dart Zone Pro MK-1 Collector's Edition Blaster doesn't look as cool as Nerf's new Elite Titan CS-50 Blaster, but when it comes to performance, it looks like all the boxes get their check. Range: 150'...

Uncle Goose Periodic Table Building Blocks

$33.95 from Amazon »

Periodic table building blocks from Uncle Goose? Uh, I don't think so. Number one, Uncle Goose died in 1986. A tragic accident during an attempted ejection from an F-14 fighter plane. Number two, even when Uncle Goose...

Headless Electric Skateboard

$229 - $299 from Headless Boards »

If you're about to lose your mind on your commute, recover it by losing your head. The Headless Electric Cruiser is a new electric skateboard heading - uh, nonheading? - our way in February 2020. It differentiates itself...

Razor RipSurf Dry Land Surfboard

$79.99 from Amazon »

If you can't go to the ocean, bring the ocean to - well, OK, not really. Razor's RipSurf is a "surfboard" for dry land, a design the company says will allow riders to carve out and cut on concrete just like they would...

Wooden Robotic Hand Kit

$49.90 from Amazon »

This Wooden Robotic Hand has fun Halloween project, and even funner way to eat snacks and irritate my in-laws when they force us over Sunday's NFL season openers. I wonder how much popcorn I could scoop up with a giant...

Acer Predator Thronos Air Gaming Chair

$13,999 from Predator Gaming »

Why save up for college or retirement when you can save up for Acer's forthcoming Predator Thronos Air Gaming Chair, and spend the rest of your life inside digital worlds where a college eduction and 401K don't matter?...

MRBG - Metal Rubber Band Gun Reloaded

If no good is what you're in the mood for getting up to, all you need is 1 x Metal Rubber Band Gun and 1 x Sleeping Friend Cornelius. Awake will work too if he's stoned...

Scorpion Fantasy Knife

$130.61 from Amazon »

Who gets slashed worse in the presence of the Scorpion Fantasy Knife, the person on the receiving end of its 12 stainless steel blades, or the person wielding them? I classified this stabber & stinger as a cosplay piece...

Norwegian Wood

$17.56 from Amazon »

Lars Mytting's Norwegian Wood: Chopping, Stacking, and Drying Wood the Scandinavian Way has sold over 200,000 copies in Norway and Sweden. The book is both a rustic's and manly man's guide to using your 2 hands to generate...

JABII Bluetooth-Connected Boxing Game

$99.20 - $124 from Jabii »

Like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots? Don't just play them, become one with JABII. JABII is an interactive boxing boxing game combining elements of real-life fighting - via the soft 'n' safe JABII extendable arm - with the digital...

Wembley Smacktastic Game

$14.31 from Amazon »

The Wembley Smacktastic Game is like Russian Roulette with whipped cream. Or shaving cream. Meringue. Chocolate Mousse. Bodily fluids. A take on the ever-popular pie-in-the-face games played at carnivals - well, at least...