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Zing Air Storm Fire Tek Bow

$23.97 from Amazon »

It might not be a sneak attack given how much bigger, brighter, and glowier in the dark Zing's Air Storm Fire Tek Bow is than Hog Wild's cotton swab-firing Micro Blaster X-Bow, but I bet I'd get just as much satisfaction...

That's What She Said Game

$24.99 from Amazon »

Oh boy, it's everyone's favorite punchline. Turned into a game that makes you want to say it--scream it!--over and over and over again. All. Night. Long....

Rungu Electric Juggernaut

By: Rungu »

Remember the Juggernaut Bullfrog Fat Trike? Now it's even fatter. And croaks way louder. To their extra-thick, triple-wheeled, all-terrain, no-BS monster, Rungu has added a 2,100-watt motor and Hi-Power Cycles controller....

Feel Flux Anti-Gravity Toy

$49 - $89 from Feel Flux »

Flux is metal and magnets, geometry and physics. Flux is for ye who fidget and ye who do tricks. Flux is a bringer of zen relaxation, party conversation, and experimental demonstration. Flux is a physics-based toy made...

Funko POP Suicide Squad Action Figures

$7.14 - $10.50 from Amazon »

I just Googled Suicide Squad and these are the Top 3 news headline results: 1) "Suicide Squad would be better if it didn't reek of desperation" (Ars Technica); 2) "'Suicide Squad' Tears up August Box Office Records" (Deadline);...

Seinfeldia

$18.55 from Amazon »

Now you have two options for giving the Gift of Nothing. This one in a box, and this one in a book. Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything tells the story of what some say is the best, and others the...

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A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches

$14.36 from Amazon »

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches is kind of like PornBurger meets a neurotic New York chef. Tyler Kord owns and operates NYC's No. 7 restaurant and No. 7 Sub shops. His sandwiches look delicious. His mind looks...

Suicide Squad: Behind the Scenes

$19.80 from Amazon »

Wait, there's a movie about DC Comics villains coming out?! With Harley Quinn and The Joker?! I hadn't heard. They must not be promoting it very hard....

Ladybird How-To Books for Grown-Ups

$0.78 - $3.07 from Amazon »

1960s pictures, 2010s nuggets of wisdom. The London-based Laybirds launched in 1964 as a series of hardback books presenting stereotypes of Brits and their family life. They were intended to help kids learn to read. And...

Cooking for Two: Your Cat & You!

$14.31 from Amazon »

Uh...I guess this is for after your girlfriend shares a glass of a wine and a heart-to-heart with Mr. Winkles, and they're both a little hungry and a little tipsy and wouldn't it be great just to stay in and watch Sex...

Tiny Arcade Machines

$60 - $150 from Tiny Arcade »

Tiny Arcade retro cabinets aren't just small enough to play from your desktop, they're small enough to play from the palm of your hand. If you have tiny hands. And the delicate, dextrous fingers of a child prodigy harpist....

Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War

$11.71 from Amazon »

Mary Roach, who the Washington Post calls "America's funniest science writer" has written a series of curious books. Literally. Maybe you remember Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex? Or <a rel="nofollow"...

Naked Lady Golf Tees

$5.95 from Amazon »

If you haven't already injected your Summer 2016 with some 1980s-era hilarity courtesy of the Butt Buoys or Floaty Pants, I have good nudes....

Cyclotron Spokeless Smart Bicycle

$1,125 - $3,038 from Cyclotron Cycles »

For all the Sam Flynns out there who need more exercise, you'll soon be able to trade in your electric Light Cycles for pedal-powered Cyclotrons on your joyrides and daily commutes. The self-described "Future of Cycling"...

Barbarian Days: A Surfing Life

$12.03 - $16.63 from Amazon »

I've heard more than once that a lot of musicians and music lovers consider the Beach Boys' "God Only Knows" to be one of the most perfect songs ever written. Here's a recent article that calls it "the perfect marriage...

How Dogs Love Us

$19.10 from Amazon »

Like you don't already know how your dog loves you. He runs in from the rainstorm and jumps on your bed. Chews up your couch cushions. Poops in your shoe. But in How Dogs Love Us Emory University neuroscientist Gregory...

Meathead: The Science of Great BBQ & Grilling

$21.08 from Amazon »

Meathead Goldwyn. I guess when your mama curses you with that lemon of a name, your best option is to make huge vats of lemonade. Or, in this case, huge piles of grilled meat. Goldwyn, founder of BBQ & grilling website...

What Do You Meme? Game

$20 - $35 from Kickstarter »

Elliot Tebele, overlord of the famed Instagram account Fuckjerry, has made a pretty natural transition with What Do You Meme? His images and commentary translate seamlessly from work day slacking reading material on the...

SkyCurve Platform Swing

$139 from Amazon »

If the SkyCurve Platform Swing can support up to four kids, why is there no talk of all the fun adults such as me and my friend Cornelius can have on it? First of all, the swing's surface looks like a trampoline, and...

How to Drive

$14.16 from Amazon »

Holy crap, I can think of, like, five hundred people I want to get this book for. And I know I'll encounter at least 3 to 7 more on my drive to work tomorrow morning. How to Drive: Real World Instruction and Advice from...

The Time Traveler's Handbook

$15.95 from Amazon »

No, The Time Traveler's Handbook isn't a next generation Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Think less science fiction and more nonfiction. Major events in world history, to be exact. Wait, don't click away yet! I'm pretty...

Watermelon Ball Swimming Pool Game

$24.99 from Amazon »

What we have here is a Watermelon Ball, star of the beloved pool game Watermelon Ball. Made with a durable vinyl membrane, it fills with water such that it looks, feels, and floats like a watermelon, thereby enabling...

In-Ground Trampoline Kit

Drugs & alcohol, bullies, gluten--parents have got a lot of evils to worry about as they raise their children these days. So I get why a lot of them are anti-trampoline. Why add flying off a spring-loaded canvas bed and...

Game of Thrones Clue

$38.50 from Amazon »

Remember that one time ThinkGeek released a Game of Thrones edition Clue? It had 69,120 possible suspect / location / weapon combinations* spread over 48 suspects, 30 locations, and 48 weapons! That was awesome! But then...

This is Not a Maths Book: A Smart Art Activity Book

$8.33 from Amazon »

Before you say This Is Not a Maths Book must not be a grammar book either because it's "math book" not "maths book" I'll point out that the publication is British, and in England they do say you study "maths" with a "maths...

Spaceteam Shouting Card Game

$24.99 from Amazon »

Adapted from the Spaceteam mobile game, Spaceteam the card game encourages all players to engage in a cherished American pastime: shouting....

Python Skin Darth Vader Helmet

$3k from ELEMNT »

If ladies can spend $3,000 on a snakeskin purse, there's no reason I can't spend $3,000 on a snakeskin Darth Vader helmet. Well, there's one reason: ELEMNT is making only one of them. So if my friend Cornelius gets it...

The World's Longest Tunnel Slide

$15 - $22 from ArcelorMittal Orbit »

Virtual reality may be a rising star, but the ArcelorMittal Orbit is going all-out, balls-to-the-wall IRL this summer with its curving, spiraling, plummeting tunnel slide. Dubbed simply "The Slide," this 584-foot-long...

Djubi Classic - Slingshot Catch

$20.46 from Amazon »

Djubi (joo-bee) Classic describes itself as a modern version of catch. It looks to me like there's a side of slingshot and lacrosse thrown in there too. If you're bored of bocce and Jarts, Djubi could be a decent addition...

Golden Ratio Coloring Book

Sold Out from Amazon »

1.618. It's mathematical elegance. Nature's magic number for patterns, precision, and beauty. The Golden Ratio. And now, thanks to Venezuelan architect and illustrator Rafael Araujo, it's a coloring book....

Mechanical Box 3D Puzzle

$29.90 from Amazon »

Ukrainian Gears' Mechanical Box is a 3D plywood puzzle that requires no glue or special tools to assemble. Just your ingenuity. Or ability to follow the instruction manual. I think it might be the perfect gift for Mother's...

Reflex Golf Push Cart

$228 from Amazon »

Too fit to ride in the motorized greens-mobile? Too thrifty to hire a caddy? Sun Mountain has created a nice series of in-betweens with their contemporary golf push carts. The company's latest manual 4-wheeler is the...

Putin Riding a Bear Action Figure

$64.95 from Amazon »

Chuck Norris was like, "Uh, Vladimir Putin just asked if he could see my bear, and then hopped on and rode off on it," and Robert Kraft was like, "Yeah, join the club, dude! He did the same thing with my Super Bowl XXXIX...

Pizza Frisbee

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Now I know how dogs who don't want to waste time playing fetch when they can just chew the F out of the frisbee feel. Discraft has outdone themselves here, making a 175-gram Ultimate disc that looks like a mouthwatering...

Vurtego V4 Pro Pogo Stick

$439 from Amazon »

If you're looking to put some spring in your step...you'll have to look beyond the Vurtego V4 Pro, because you won't find a single metal coil in this pogo stick. But. If you'd settle for pumping 90 psi underfoot, hop...

Capture the Flag REDUX

$63.90 from Amazon »

The strategy, stealth, and teamwork required for success in capture the flag become even more crucial when you REDUX the game and add...darkness! Capture the Flag REDUX modernizes and adds LED lights to the traditional...

Disturbed Friends - The Worst Game Ever Made

$25 from Amazon »

Consumer drones? Wearables? Self-driving cars (and -walking shoes)? Nah. I think politically incorrect card-based games that at some point make every person playing them feel extremely uncomfortable or self-conscious...

URB-E Electric Folding Scooter

Sold Out from Amazon »

URB-E is a folding electric transporter designed to slash appreciable time from your walking commute without hogging up so much space it prohibits you from using additional forms of transportation when it's with you....

The Bob's Burgers Burger Book

$12.01 from Amazon »

Bob's Burgers has always taught us a lot about life, family, and music. Now the animated juggernaut is jumping off screen to teach us more about an equally important key to Belcher happiness: burgers....

PornBurger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes

$17.49 from Amazon »

A picture of a Porn Burger is worth a thousand drools. Maybe even a lick. A bite. At the very least a boner. In Porn Burger: Hot Buns and Juicy Beefcakes, self-described "burger pervert" Matthew Ramsey indulges us with...

A Burglar's Guide to the City

$11 from Amazon »

Looking for a new pastime? I wouldn't say Geoff Manaugh's A Burglar's Guide to the City is a how-to manual for breaking into and thieving buildings, but...that's only because I don't want to be considered an accomplice...

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics

$12.02 from Amazon »

Seven Brief Lessons on Physics. While there are 2 words in that title I do not care for--"Lessons" and "Physics"--that the word "Brief" precedes them makes the whole concept of Carlo Rovelli's introduction to modern physics...

America's Most Haunted Road Trip

$16.99 from Amazon »

Need some last minute plans for Spring Break? If you've got the wheels..and the cojones...for it, America's Most Haunted Road Trip: Your Travel Guide to America's Most Haunted Sites can help make SB 2016 your best....

Truck Tailgate Beer Pong Table

$68.96 from Amazon »

They say Penda C86-TPX Tailgate Pong is the second best thing you can do when you park your truck....

Objects of Desire (NSFW)

$29.39 from Amazon »

Everyone's all on about the advancements in the computer industry. The cell phone industry. The automotive industry. But what about the sex toy industry? Isn't it about time they got the props they deserve for the groundbreaking...

Prison Ramen: Recipes & Stories from Behind Bars

$7.80 from Amazon »

Good thing Shia La Beouf spent 25 hours in a New York City jail for acting like an asshat at a Broadway musical a couple years ago, or else the world may never have had Prison Ramen: Recipes and Stories from Behind Bars....

Game of Thrones Playing Cards

$20 from Etsy »

Game of Thrones Season 2 and A Song of Ice and Fire Book 2 pit Joffrey, Stannis, and Renly Baratheon against one another for the Iron Throne, while Robb Stark mucks things up even further accepting a crown as King in...

Leonardo DaVinci Ornithopter Wood Kit

$26 from Amazon »

Ornithos means bird and pteron means wing in Greek. So an ornithopter is a bird with...uh...wings. Sort of. It's a machine that flies by flapping its wings like a bird. Or rather, by a human flapping its wings like a...

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