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AeroBand PocketDrum Electronic Air Drum Sticks

$199.99 from Amazon »

AeroBand's PocketDrum brings the audio, the visual, and the tactile to air drumming so everyone can smell what you're cookin', and get a taste of your talent when you rock out...

Baby Yoda Life-Size Cardboard Cutouts

$47.99 from Amazon »

What's better than one Baby Yoda? Four! Four Baby Yodas! And what these Baby Yoda Cutouts lack in a 3rd dimension, they make up for in their life-size adorability...

The Spirits Want You To Have Sex Game

$18.61 from Amazon »

The Spirits Want You to Have Sex Game is probably an old game all you boomers will be like, "That's been around for years!" when you see it, but so what? I haven't seen it. My wife hasn't seen it. Do you aim to deny younger...

Paranormal Music Box

$399 from Amazon »

All music boxes are creepy, but the Paranormal Music Box from ParaForce plays an even more haunting tune than most. According to ParaForce, and your potential need to believe, the PMB starts its tinkling when it detects...

4 Trigger Mobile Game Controller with Cooling Fan

$19.99 from Amazon »

4 triggers. 6 fingers. 1 fan. It's mobile game on with this controller accessory for iOS and Android smartphones...

PasTEX Connectorz - STEM Building with Spaghetti

$12.99 from Amazon »

PasTEX Connectorz regret to inform you that their kit for STEM building with spaghetti does not come with the requisite spaghetti; it is sold separately. But before you fall into a panic over where you're going to find...

Mobile Game Finger Sleeves

$6.26 from Amazon »

Sweaty thumbs killing your vibe - and your character - in PUBG and Survivor Royale? You may have laughed at the likes of mobile game finger sleeves in the past, but when it's your own fingers growing clammy and causing...

High Ball: An Electronic Game for the Seriously Baked

$39.99 from Amazon »

Ring in 2020 with a highball and a High Ball. For the former I recommend a Sex on the Beach. And for the latter, a nugget of Blue Dream and this LED-based motion-sensing game for the seriously baked...

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Experience Bounce House

$9,495 from Magic Jump »

I see the Star Wars Millennium Falcon Experience bounce house, and so many ideas come to mind. Who needs a piece de resistance for their kid's Star Wars-themed birthday party? Who needs the ultimate accessory for their...

Eggboards Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboard

$119 - $139 from Amazon »

Eggboards had to have come from the mind of an egghead. Someone who wanted to bring all the pleasures of longboarding to a cruiser skateboard that doesn't require schlepping around a 40+" deck. At 19" long x 9" wide...

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: The Visual Dictionary

$14.99 from Amazon »

When it comes to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: The Visual Dictionary, I hope a picture, meaning one single picture, is worth a thousand words to you, because that's all I got. Released on December 20, 2019, the latest...

Drop the Mic Microphone - Drop & Play Your Recording

$19.95 from Amazon »

Drop the mic on the holiday season with a recorded Ho! Ho! Ho! that plays back all Ho! Ho! Ho! when you...drop the mic...

Blade Hawks RGB Extended Gaming Mouse Pad

$19.99 from Amazon »

What happened to the days when all kids wanted for Christmas was their 2 front teeth? Now it's video games, gaming consoles, game controllers, and, for those who know their Uncle Dude isn't spending more than $30 on them...

Speaking American: How Y'all, Youse, and You Guys Talk

$11.18 from Amazon »

What is Speaking American? I'll answer the question with more questions. What do you call the shoes you wear to work out in? What's the name for when people put a bunch of their old, unwanted crap on their lawn and try...

How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro

$4.99 from Amazon »

How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro is probably like all the other self-help and how-to books out there: they spend 80% of the pages talking about what your problem is and what they're gonna tell you about...

UBTECH Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit

$73.43 from Amazon »

While UBTECH appears to be marketing their Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit to young lady STEM enthusiasts, I happen to know a not-so-young...OK, young-at-heart lady named She-Ra: Princess of Power who might like this...

Wine Barrel Dartboard

$265 from Amazon »

Darts, a great game of skill that, like all great games of skill, is only made better by the addition of a barrel of wine. You can choose whether you want your barrel full and ready for the wine thief in the bunghole*...

Tumi Ishi Wood Rock Balancing Blocks

$42.29 from Amazon »

Bring the rocky beach and mountain hikes to your desktop with Tumi Ishi Wood Rock Balancing Blocks. "Tumi ishi" is Japanese for piled stones, and refers to the precarious art of stone balancing in nature. These handsome...

Squishy Human Body 3D Anatomy Puzzle

$16.08 from Amazon »

Squishy Human Body? Squishy Human Body?! Cut me a break, 3D anatomy puzzle. It's the holidays, someone brings sweet treats to the office every single damn day, and both my wife and my mama are excellent cooks!...

Right Or Racist: The Party Game About Stereotypes

$25 from Amazon »

Hey everyone, still in search of the perfect party game for the holidays? Right Or Racist has multi-generational Christmas dinner, multi-cultural families meeting for the first time, and especially office holiday parties...

Twerking Santa Claus

$16.84 from Amazon »

Twerking Santa Claus and his rump-shakin' special sauce aren't new for this Christmas season, but the fact that he's back on the shelves means something even better: the booty bouncer is well on his way to becoming a...

The Art of Star Wars Rebels Limited Edition

$69.99 from Amazon »

Empire, the Rebels are coming for you...again...and this time in "a beautiful slipcase with illuminating lights and sound effects of igniting lightsabers when the case opens!" The Art of Star Wars Rebels is a forthcoming...

LG HU85LA Laser 4K CineBeam Projector Home Theater

$5,596.99 from Amazon »

Thrifty holiday shoppers will hock a loogie in disgust at the cost of LG's HU85LA Laser 4K CineBeam Projector Home Theater but the many of us who like to dream, and the few who have Santa Claus sacks of cash large enough...

Hi-Fi: The History of High-End Audio Design

$70.69 from Amazon »

Audiophiles, if you don't feel geeked out enough listening to your extensive vinyl collection on a vintage B&O record player every night, Hi-Fi: The History of High-end Audio Design will help round out your analog sound...