Gadgets

GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones

$249.99 from Amazon »

Live! from my mama's basement, sipping on White Russians and unwrapping free samples of CBD oil, beard oil, wifi routers, and TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planters people have sent me, it's The Dude!...

MotivAider Tool for Changing Behaviors & Habits

$64.50 from Amazon »

I like the idea of this MotivAider gadget. A tool for making positive changes in behavior and habits is exactly what I need. ... For someone else. Can I use the MotivAider on my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power? Because...

QuenchSea: Turn Seawater into Freshwater

$59 from indiegogo »

QuenchSea is a handheld seawater desalination gadget designed with sailors, campers, emergencies, and humanitarian relief in mind. Its design allows for a steady flow of seawater to pass through 3 stages of conversion...

Screaming Meanie 220 Ultra-Loud Alarm Clock & Timer

Sold Out from Amazon »

Hey! The Screaming Meanie 220 stole the name I made up for the Terminator version of my ex-girlfriend Karen! Says it's an alarm clock and timer that can buzz at up to 120dB, suitable for even the soundest sleepers and...

Barisieur 2.0 Coffee & Tea Brewing Alarm Clock

$300 - $405 from Joy Resolve »

Not only is the Barisieur, a coffee and tea brewing alarm clock, more than a design concept, it's about to enter its second generation with the Barisieur 2.0. Josh Renouf debuted the idea for the original Barisieur almost...

Perfume Bottle Personal Fan

$13.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

I think right now my own wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would rather have a cheap perfume bottle personal fan than an expensive bottle of perfume. It's hotter than a potato baked on the surface of Mercury here...

Lock Pick Pistol

Discontinued

I think mastery of this lock pick pistol is going to be a little more complicated than point-and-shoot, but one thing I've got right now is the time to learn how to master picking locks with a lock pick pistol...

Divoom Ditoo Retro Pixel Art Game & Bluetooth Speaker

$79.90 from Amazon »

Divoom's Ditoo is a super gadgety gadget. Styled as a nod to retro PCs, the palm-sized Ditoo combines a 360-degree surround sound Bluetooth speaker with a 16 x 16 LED app-controlled front screen to perform a variety of...

LEVO II Herb Dryer & Oil Infuser

$249 from Amazon »

According to LEVO II, the LEVO II herb dryer and oil infuser is "for the infusion connoisseur." According to me: Sing a song of butter / infused with weed I dried / It's 4 & 20, blackbirds! / Let's get baked eatin' my...

The Toilet Paper Splitter (Double Your Supply)

The Toilet Paper Splitter is Household Hacker's gadgety response to coronavirus, a Bat Toy, if you will, for combating all the toilet paper hoarders out there. No, this means of doubling your TP supply won't loot evil...

Portable Toothbrush Sanitizer

Discontinued

When's the last time you gave Germy McGermerson - aka your toothbrush - a good deep clean? One that didn't involve coating its bristles in Crest and burying them in your molars? This portable toothbrush sanitizer doesn't...

Bond Touch Bracelets for Long-Distance Lovers

$98 from Amazon »

Bond Touch Bracelets are technically a pair of vibrators you and your lady or dude wear on your wrist, but the spin Bond Touch is giving their deconstructed sex toys is "bracelets that bring long-distance lovers closer...

OrCam MyEye 2 for the Blind & Visually Impaired

$3,825 from Amazon »

OrCam's MyEye 2 is a wearable for the blind and visually impaired. Comprised of a lightweight smart camera that attaches to glasses frames, and embedded AI technology, MyEye can read printed and digital text aloud from...

Fingerbot - Retrofit Voice or App Remote Control

$35 from indiegogo »

Fingerbot is like that annoying kid (or Sharon) who keeps tapping you on the shoulder when they want something, except here, the tap recipient isn't you, it's one of your devices. Any number of them, actually, from a...

Scanmarker Air Digital Highlighter & Reader

$99.99 from Amazon »

The Scanmarker Air is a handheld - well, really 3-fingered-held - wireless scanner used just like you would a highlighter to transfer text to your computer or smartphone as you slide the pen across a hard copy. The OCR...

Hapbee - On-Command Feelings Wearable

$349 - $379 from Hapbee »

On-command feelings. Hapbee is a wearable head or neck band that says it will let you control whether you feel calm, alert, focused, relaxed, or sleepy. Sounds great, huh? And would that it were true. Or rather, would...

Baketan Reiseki Ghost Detector

$80.90 from Amazon »

I ain't 'fraid of no...aaahhh! My Baketan Reiseki Japanese ghost detector just lit up all red! That means evil spirit. That means I need my proton pack and my ghost trap, but all I've got on hand is my ghost stone and...

Tenuto Wearable Vibrator for Men (NSFW)

$149.99 from Mystery Vibe »

Mystery Vibes' Tenuto is the sexy toy company's first wearable vibrator for men, and the next in what appears to be a growing market. Though nowhere near as prevalent as vibrators for ladies, male vibrators just keep...

Atmos Air-Purifying Face Mask

$350 from Ao Air »

Ao Air hopes their forthcoming Atmos face mask will be - oh yeah - a breath of fresh air amidst a market of otherwise constricting, uncomfortable, and butt ugly wearable air purifiers. In addition to "a more human experience"...

Zipogage - Zipper Pull Digital Thermometer

$18.49 from Amazon »

Is it hot in here or is it just me? Let me check my Zipogage zipper pull digital thermometer. Oh, will you look at that, 68 degrees. Once again, it's me...

Hidden Camera Water Bottle

$29.40 - $30.63 from Amazon »

Not a whole lot of good can come of any everyday item fitted with a hidden camera, but a hidden camera in a water bottle? Gee, I wonder where people are going to set that up. Probably not in the side pocket of their backpack...

Scribit Write & Erase Robot

$499 from Scribit »

Great! Now robots are taking over kids' jobs of drawing on the walls! The Scribit is a writing robot - writing and erasing, actually - you can program to create interactive artwork or present information on your whiteboard...

Tablet-Sized Light Therapy Lamp

$28.98 from Amazon »

This tablet-sized light therapy lamp is here to turn your winter frown upside down. While many studies indicate extended screen time is harmful to our bodies and mind, this "screen" emits up to 12,000 lux of sunlight-simulating...

Somnox Sleep Robot - Stress Reliever & Sleep Aid

$599.99 from Amazon »

The Somnox Sleep Robot is the grown ass man's and woman's teddy bear. The stress reliever and sleep aid is ergonomically designed as a cuddle-friendly peanut, but also does much more than bring comfort through its plush...