Gadgets

Powermask Breath Trainer & Sensory Deprivation Mask

$152 - $179 from Silentmode »

The Powermask by Silentmode brings on a blackout. Calibrates noise isolation. Activates sensory deprivation. And encourages you to enhance your mind just like you would your body - through regular workouts...

Nix Mini 2 Portable Color Matching Tool

$99 from Amazon »

The Nix Color Sensor, a portable color matching tool, has 2-point-ohed its original version, which the company describes as "like the eyedropper tool, but for real life." The geometric EDC tool for artists, designers...

Iris Blanket Warmer with Shoe Dryer Attachment

$86.53 from Amazon »

The Iris Blanket Warmer might take away the chill of a cold house and getting into bed this winter, but beware: it's wandering expandable airflow hose is probably gonna goose ya here and there too. Warm Breeze = Wonderful...

USB Heated & Ice Gel Cooling Eye Mask

$33.99 from Amazon »

The eyes are a window to...what you drank last night. Your sinus problems and seasonal allergies. How much sleep you're getting. Whether or not you're really over the breakup. So, yeah, your soul. And if you're not into...

Luxafor Flag Availability Indicator

$35.99 - $39.99 from Amazon »

The Luxafor Flag is an LED status indicator that clips onto your workstation where you can toggle it from red to green to let your coworkers - ha! Coworkers? No, these days the Luxafor Flag is for communicating your current...

CoolDrift Versa - Cooling Headband for Better Sleep

$349 from Amazon »

Got a hot head? The CoolDrift Versa wearable is here to give you a lobotomy and calm those steaming thoughts down. Er, wait, no. The CoolDrift Versa wearable is here to adjust and maintain your optimal body temperature...

Steno SR Pro-1 Pocket Sized Sound Booth

$259 from Amazon »

See that dude with his mouth against the Steno SR Pro-1? He's using the pocket-sized sound booth to blow out a stirring cover of Miley Cyrus' "Midnight Sky" on the bus to work. And thanks to the device's 100% noise cancellation...

HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band

$545 - $795 from Amazon »

I am 99% sure the HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band works for those experiencing hair loss. No wait, typo. Remove one of those 9s. Yeah, that's more like it. I am 9% sure the HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band works for those...

pureAir SOLO Personal Space Air Purifier

$129 from Amazon »

pureAir SOLO is careful to be careful about the claims it makes as a personal space air purifier, but it does drop the "virus" buzzword of 2020 a couple times. The around-the-neck wearable uses a platinum permanent emitter...

Alexagate Amazon Echo Spy Blocker

$99 from Alexagate »

You may not always be talking to her, but Alexa is always listening. Even when she swears she's not, which is, like, Play #1 in the Eavesdropper's Handbook. Alexagate is here to cover her ears, put the counter surveillance...

Flipper Zero - Tamagochi for Hackers

$119 - $129 from Flipper »

When I read the Flipper Zero described as a "Tamagochi for hackers," I assumed someone had finally found a successful way to teach tech bros EQ. And in a way, maybe the hackerspace-born team of Flipper Zero creators has...

Keysy RFID Duplicator - Copy Keycards & Keyfobs

$44.99 from Amazon »

Copying your keyfobs and keycards? It's now Keysy peasy. The Keysy RFID duplicator from Tiny Labs is able to copy up to 4 low frequency (125kHz) RFID fobs and cards onto its single keychain attachment to consolidate your...

Drowse Buster-E Stay-Awake Wearable

$26.99 - $36.99 from Amazon »

Who's up for a little classical conditioning? The Drowse Buster-E is a wearable for sleepy drivers, students, and office workers who need a little...stimulation to stay awake while engaged in mind-numbing activities after...

GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones

$239.95 from Amazon »

Live! from my mama's basement, sipping on White Russians and unwrapping free samples of CBD oil, beard oil, wifi routers, and TERRACOCK'n'BALLS Planters people have sent me, it's The Dude!...

MotivAider Tool for Changing Behaviors & Habits

$64.50 from Amazon »

I like the idea of this MotivAider gadget. A tool for making positive changes in behavior and habits is exactly what I need. ... For someone else. Can I use the MotivAider on my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power? Because...

QuenchSea: Turn Seawater into Freshwater

$59 from indiegogo »

QuenchSea is a handheld seawater desalination gadget designed with sailors, campers, emergencies, and humanitarian relief in mind. Its design allows for a steady flow of seawater to pass through 3 stages of conversion...

Screaming Meanie 220 Ultra-Loud Alarm Clock & Timer

$34.49 from Amazon »

Hey! The Screaming Meanie 220 stole the name I made up for the Terminator version of my ex-girlfriend Karen! Says it's an alarm clock and timer that can buzz at up to 120dB, suitable for even the soundest sleepers and...

Barisieur 2.0 Coffee & Tea Brewing Alarm Clock

$300 - $405 from Joy Resolve »

Not only is the Barisieur, a coffee and tea brewing alarm clock, more than a design concept, it's about to enter its second generation with the Barisieur 2.0. Josh Renouf debuted the idea for the original Barisieur almost...

Perfume Bottle Personal Fan

$13.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

I think right now my own wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, would rather have a cheap perfume bottle personal fan than an expensive bottle of perfume. It's hotter than a potato baked on the surface of Mercury here...

Lock Pick Pistol

Discontinued

I think mastery of this lock pick pistol is going to be a little more complicated than point-and-shoot, but one thing I've got right now is the time to learn how to master picking locks with a lock pick pistol...

Divoom Ditoo Retro Pixel Art Game & Bluetooth Speaker

$99.90 from Amazon »

Divoom's Ditoo is a super gadgety gadget. Styled as a nod to retro PCs, the palm-sized Ditoo combines a 360-degree surround sound Bluetooth speaker with a 16 x 16 LED app-controlled front screen to perform a variety of...

LEVO II Herb Dryer & Oil Infuser

Sold Out from Amazon »

According to LEVO II, the LEVO II herb dryer and oil infuser is "for the infusion connoisseur." According to me: Sing a song of butter / infused with weed I dried / It's 4 & 20, blackbirds! / Let's get baked eatin' my...

The Toilet Paper Splitter (Double Your Supply)

The Toilet Paper Splitter is Household Hacker's gadgety response to coronavirus, a Bat Toy, if you will, for combating all the toilet paper hoarders out there. No, this means of doubling your TP supply won't loot evil...

Portable Toothbrush Sanitizer

Discontinued

When's the last time you gave Germy McGermerson - aka your toothbrush - a good deep clean? One that didn't involve coating its bristles in Crest and burying them in your molars? This portable toothbrush sanitizer doesn't...