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Philips Norelco Vaccuum Beard Trimmer

$49.99 from Amazon »

If you don't enjoy cleaning your clippings out of the bathroom sink...and counter, and floor, and crevices behind the toilet, the Philips Norelco Beard Trimmer 7200 gives you an alternative: vacuum them directly off your...

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Dual Arc Tesla Coil Lighter

$16.99 - $21.99 from Amazon »

It's Tesla, squared. And marbleized. Like the originals, Dual Arc Tesla Coil Lighters trade in butane for USB-rechargeable electricity, and ignite cigs, candles, and kindling with the flameless and windproof technology...

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Matador Waterproof Packable Backpack

$59.99 from Amazon »

Matador is known for their ability to make big stuff little, and stuff it into even littler stuff. The Pocket Blanket. The Droplet Wet Bag. And, here, the FreeRain24 Waterproof Packable Backpack....

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Cook's Science: How to Unlock Flavor

$29.12 from Amazon »

Do you know what your 50 favorite ingredients are? The editors of Cook's Illustrated do, and in Cook's Science they're going to teach you how to take those ingredients' flavor and mother F'ing unlock it....

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Megamouth Tool Bag with Integrated Speaker

$54.50 from Amazon »

If you like a little EDM or NPR paired with the sounds of your power drill and hand saw, Custom Leathercraft Tech Gear's stereo speaker tool bag has both your gear and your ears covered. The 18" carrier features a Megamouth...

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Tanda Zap Acne Clearing Device

$14.90 from Amazon »

Merry Christmas, fix your face. Heh. I think giving someone the "gift" of a Tanda Zap acne clearer is kind of like giving them a treadmill or some Beachbody workout DVDs. More of a gift for you than for them. But. It...

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Evoke - Induction Powered Vaporizer

$399 from Evoke »

The story of an induction powered vaporizer: A fine-woods craftsman, an electrical engineer, and a super-conducting computing PhD physicist walk into a bar. The wood craftsman sits down and says, "Bartender, give me something...

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Memory Foam Wallet

$24.99 from Amazon »

A Memory Foam Wallet. Huh. I guess that's a little more practical than my Memory Foam Pants solution for ass and inguinal region padding while carrying my cash and cards. I can't say this is the best looking wallet I've...

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DU/ER Performance Denim & No Sweat Pants

$120 - $129 from dish & DU/ER »

dish & DU/ER sent me a review pair of their N2X No Sweat Pants, and here's how I tested them out: I wore them to Thanksgiving dinner. Three plates and two pieces of apple pie...a la mode...later, I still didn't feel the...

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Mizu Insulated Titanium Mug

$34.20 from Amazon »

Do I want the Mizu insulated titanium camping mug over all the other insulated titanium camping mugs out there only because it's made by Ninja Prepper? Nah....

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Tools of Titans

$16.80 from Amazon »

Despite having Time Ferriss' name attached to it, Tools of Titans does not try to teach you how to become a billionaire or major world player in 4 hours. (If you're not familiar, Ferriss wrote the bestselling The 4-hour...

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Dope on a Rope Soap

$5.99 - $12.99 from Amazon »

Dope on a Rope says, "Don't smoke it, SOAK it!" But probably if you buy one of their hemp oil soaps carved into the shape of a cannabis leaf, it means you're as much a fan of the former as the company hopes you'll become...

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John Deere LionChief Steam Train Set

$314.21 - $336.96 from Amazon »

How would your kids feel if instead of another dumb first person shooter game you gave them a captivating and robust second person driver game for the holidays this year? Ungrateful and sulky? OK then, guess you'll just...

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Giveaway: Eight Sleep Tracker & Bed Warmer

Imagine if your mattress--your mattress, the one you currently own and love--could warm you up nice & toasty this winter, tell you exactly how well you're sleeping each night, wake you up gently every morning, and even...

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Gerber EAB Lite 2.8" Pocket Knife

$6.68 from Amazon »

Cheap gifts that don't suck are the best! Gerber always seems to pull through for me around the holidays, this year with their EAB Lite, a tiny pocket knife that will take up only 2.8" of space inside the pockets of people...

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2016 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 Box

$19.95 from Amazon »

Wait, what? Topps says its 2016 Garbage Pail Kids Series 1 cards are suitable for ages 6+? The box set is listed as a "brand new 2016" edition, so you'd think they realize it's 2016. And that no hypersensitive, Purel-obsessed...

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YETI Hopper Portable Cooler

$299.98 - $399.95 from Amazon »

A YETI Hopper 30 is about the size of my girlfriend's purse, and I have plenty of experience carrying that so...uh, I mean, if she can lug a 30-liter bag all over the streets of Nashville, even once it's stuffed full...

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Fuego Box Craft Hot Sauce Club

They say the earth is getting hotter. Fuego Box agrees. And having traveled the world and seen it firsthand, they've brought some of the finer heat they found back. For you. For your tacos. Your pizza. Your eggs. Your...

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Saver Fire Safety Breathing System

$52.99 from Amazon »

I'm not showing you Safety iQ's Saver system to be an alarmist, but with all the chestnut roasting on an open fire going on this time of year it can't hurt to be prepared for the off chance one of them gets loose and...

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Mystery Geek & Gamer Loot Crates

$20 from Loot Crate »

Loot Crate hails itself the first-ever subscription service for the Double Gs. Available in 1-month, 3-month, or 6-month blocks, Loot Crates ship out once every 30 days. Each crate carries a different overall theme and...

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Dozuki Z Saw

$28.67 from Amazon »

Seeing Dozuki's "Z" Saw reminds me this dude Franz I used to know always called me "Big Z." I asked him why once, but he pretended he didn't hear the question. I think it's pretty clear now though that there's a new Big...

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Eletrunks "Lifter" Underwear

$28 from Eletrunks »

Though the above video is slightly NSFW, Eletrunks are not a dirty or obscene pair of underwear. At all. The company's demo of their functional, comfort-enhancing, package-adjusting Lifter cord just makes it look like...

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Grill Tumbler

$49.99 from Amazon »

Tumble your raw meat and veggies into BBQ gold! Or at least make sure they're fully marinated and evenly cooked with the help of Brookstone's Grill Tumbler. Step 1: Chop your grub and dump it into the enclosed octagon....

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Desktop Tungsten & Aluminum Density Cube Set

Obviously the best thing to do with a Midwest Tungsten 1.5" Density Cube Set is toss the 0.33-pound aluminum one back and forth with your friend Cornelius for a couple minutes, and then switcheroo it out for the 2.2-pound...

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100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings

$12.78 from Amazon »

On the one hand, Sarah Cooper's 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings seems like the perfect Secret Santa or White Elephant gift for this year's office holiday party. But on the other hand....psssshhh! I'm not giving...

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Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator & Dispenser

$99.94 from Amazon »

The Vinaera won a Best of the Best Red Dot Design Award in 2014 for being really, really good at shooting air into wine, and wine into your glass. According to creator Viotek, the electronic Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator...

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The Burger Lift

$10.99 from Amazon »

Even though the Burger Lift is kind of a head-scratcher--wait, why do I need a plastic rack in the shape of a burger to raise my real burger half an inch off the plate?--it still might be one of the most logical things...

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YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones

$49.95 from YO »

They've had smartphone attachments that tell you whether or not you're sober enough to drive for years now, so it's only logical YO is coming out with one to tell you whether or not you're fertile enough to make babies....

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Drive Stein - The Football Drinking Game Mug

$19.99 from Amazon »

If you're not a big drinker, but want to play Drive Stein, just make sure you're a Rams fan that day, because according this football drinking game's simple rules, your downs come only with your team's first downs....

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Dicecal RPG Dice Desk Calendar

$22 from Etsy »

Never miss a day as you roll through 2017 with a dodecahedron on your desktop. Andrea Kis has won multiple design awards for her Dicecal desk calendar, a superbly geeky (and decidedly practical!) tribute to RPG gamers....

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Exotic Predator Jerky Gift Pack

$39.99 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of snake bite I'll take any day: the one where I'm on the delivering end, and the python recipient is covered in teriyaki sauce, kissed with brown sugar, and dried with a touch of liquid smoke. The...

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99 from Elastic Plastician »

If we are going to defeat the enemy, we must band together! Soldiers, load your rubber! Is it emasculating to turn an M1911, a pistol some may call "The World's Most Respected Handgun" into a wooden version that fires...

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The Best Fidget Toys

Today, and particularly this holiday season, a lot of people seem to be turning to fidget toys as a simple, low-cost means of reducing stress and anxiety. The fiddle-friendly baubles can also help address symptoms associated...

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KLAX - Lightweight Multi-Tool Axe

$30 from Amazon »

Without a handle the Feller KLAX axe head serves as 7 different practical tools, including a hex wrench, hex bit driver, ruler, and bottle opener. And for anyone who likes huntin' for the best stick in the woods between...

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Night Riderz Backyard Zip Line Kit

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Bah humbug. This Night Riderz glowing version of Slackers' backyard zip line kit has a 150-pound max carry weight. So after you pay for it, you unpack it, and you spend your entire Sunday off installing the 100' steel...

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fifi No-Mess Male Sex Toy (NSFW)

$24.95 - $29.95 from fifi »

Often when you're traveling, when you're home alone, or when you're sharing the bed with someone who drank 5 lychee martinis and passed out early, nature calls. A different kind of nature. A stiff kind of nature. The...

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Fourneau Bread Oven

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1 x solid maple surface + 1 x pre-seasoned cast iron dome = 1 x Fourneau Bread Oven carbo-coma. If you've got the touchy yeast thing down, the touchy kneading thing down, and the touchy rise in a warm (but not too warm!)...

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Sammy Screamer Motion Alarm

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Your personal tattletale, Sammy Screamer goes on guard against sticky fingers, nosy noses, and hands getting too close to the cookie jar (or liquor cabinet). The palm-sized alarm is motion sensitive, bleeping out loud...

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Tube Cube Rotary Organizer

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StorTECH's Tube Cube Rotary Organizer packs and compacts all of your small hobbyist and homeowner parts into side-opening Twist Tubes that store as a vertical carousel inside an open Cube. Supplies such as screws, washers...

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Giveaway: DrinkTanks Beer Lover's Party Pack

DrinkTanks Beer Lover's Party Pack Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Zach C. of Columbus, OH, winner of the DrinkTanks Beer Lover's Party Pack. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...

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Yank Me Candles

$19.95 from Amazon »

Yank Me Candles are terrific gag or white elephant gifts in the vein of WTF Prank Candles, but with a different kind of blood pulsing through them. The latter have delightful sounding names, such as Apple Pie, on the...

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Tri-Spinner Fidget Toy

$19.99 from Amazon »

If, like Selena Gomez, you can't keep your hands to yourself, check out Yomaxer's version of metaphorical gin and juice, the Tri-Spinner Fidget Toy. Hands idle can kill time, and hands anxious may find some relief from...

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Over the Line Party Game

$24.95 from Amazon »

Free beer. Road Head. Midget Tossing. Twerking. Crop Duster. Manscaping. Naked Grandma. These are the heart and soul of Over the Line, a hilarious party game that combines Charades, Pictionary, and Urban Dictionary. Players...

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T.HANKS Thank You Card

$4.50 from Etsy »

'Tis the season of giving, and the season of gratitude. A time to hide presents under the tree, and a time to say thank you for those with your name on them. Or, if you're a cool kid like Allen Bauer, Josh Baskin, Det....

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Self-Installing Car Seat

$399.99 from Amazon »

The 4moms self-installing car seat may not be the most sparkly, fun, or pampering gift for new moms to unwrap this holiday season, but it could prove to be the greatest they've ever received. Paired with its watchdog...

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Natural Frequency Aerating Wine Wands

$185 - $290 from Philip Stein »

Here Philip Stein applies his proprietary Natural Frequency Technology, a harnessing of natural electromagnetic waves from everyday events such as thunderstorms or solar activities, to the wine aeration process. Called...

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Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap

$13.47 from Amazon »

This Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap prides itself on being made in America, with only real ingredients you can pronounce! It's also big and rich on the lather, and lube-a-licious on the razor for a cushioned and...

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Timber Rattler Scarab Back Giant Pocket Knife

$19.69 from Amazon »

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a Timber Rattler Scarab Back in your pocket? This monster of a lockback knife has an 8" stainless steel blade that folds into a grey pakkawood scaled handle. It's my #1 choice...