Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap
This Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap prides itself on being made in America, with only real ingredients you can pronounce! It's also big and rich on the lather, and lube-a-licious on the razor for a cushioned and...
Timber Rattler Scarab Back Giant Pocket Knife
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a Timber Rattler Scarab Back in your pocket? This monster of a lockback knife has an 8" stainless steel blade that folds into a grey pakkawood scaled handle. It's my #1 choice...
Crab Multi-Tool
Highly functional with myriad practical skills, but very, very crabby. How lucky I am to have found the multi-tool version of the girlfriend who will come home to me after a full Black Friday of shopping....
Star Wars Wearable Sleeping Bags
Snuggle up with Darth Vader, take a toasty winter hike with a stormtrooper, or get a proper Wookiee snooze with Selk'bags' latest wearable sleeping bag release: the Star Wars line. Yep, like the company's Marvel Superhero...
Dude Exclusives Black Friday Sale
If you're too hungover / turkey bloated / afraid of BSC holiday shoppers to hit the stores in person, get your Black Friday shopping on from the comfort of your WiFi connection with the Dude Exclusives site-wide sale....
FEZ Vaporizer
Forget the moonshine and noise-cancelling headphones, all you really need to get through the holidays is a sprinkle of the magical leaf that evaporates all your troubles, and a solid vaporizer with which to administer...
Hand Machined Fire Piston
A Hand Machined Fire Piston is the best Christmas gift for the best part of after Christmas: the Christmas Tree Bonfire. My friend Mikey Z holds one every year, inviting all he knows to bring their dead, dried-up firs...
s1 Pepper Spray Gun by Salt Supply Co.
A home is broken into every 14.6 seconds and almost a quarter of the time, a family member is home. So make sure when you’re Home Alone this holiday season, you’re ready for whatever with the s1 Pepper Spray Gun by Salt Supply Co....
The Blaze Fire Tower
Blaze looks to combine the best parts of a fire pit with the best parts of a grill in their Blaze Fire Tower. And me, I'm lookin' to come out the other side of Christmas in a Blaze of glory....
CoolKnot No-Tie Shoelaces
CoolKnots are for the kids, the elderly, the disabled, the athletes, and the lazy amongst us. So basically everyone on earth who wears shoelaces and can't learn how, bend over, or take the time to tie them. Or, for the...
Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals
The Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals are an alternative for those seeking release and relaxation from Black Friday shopping and swollen turkey toes without subjecting their feet to the circus o' torture that are Kkika's Rotating...
Bill & Ted Ugly Christmas Sweater
It's the holidays. Be excellent to each other, dudes. I'm using the Bill & Ted Ugly Christmas Sweater to serve as my own helpful reminder...and also to slay all contests when I party on at the 3 Ugly Christmas Sweater...
Menorah Bong
420 Science breaks it out only once a year, so if a 14" long, 8-bowled glass Grav Labs Menorah bong is what you've been foregoing 20 sacks and Gordita Supremes for since May, here's your chance to turn your pipe dream...
SipDark Whiskey Wares
Despite being filled with SipDark and Black Friday, my week is looking pretty bright. A little bourbon on Turkey Day. Some fine Scotch gifts for my boys picked up during the shopping rush. And washing down all the gluttony...
Lightload Survival Tool Towels
Lightload claims theirs are the "only towels that are survival tools!" So like, for when you're on a third date with She-Ra: Princess of Power, and the waiter asks how spicy you want your Jungle Curry, and you say, "5...
HeroMods - Become a 3D Printed Superhero
Be a hero this holiday season, and HeroMod your favorite kid, bro, boyfriend, girlfriend, or mailman into a 3D printed superhero version of themselves. Or be a hero for life, and turn your own likeness into a suited-up...
Giveaway: The Santa Claus Sack Mystery Box
Santa has a big ol' sack this year, and one lucky Dude reader is going to get the whole thing. Click here and enter to win the Santa Claus Sack Mystery Box. It's our biggest giveaway yet, filled with over $1,000 in prizes!...
Torch Wearable Coat Heater
Torch, a universal, wearable coat heater invites you to get fired up, and take this year's winter storms by storm. Use the wraparound warmer to up your puffy coat's game, or trade the marshmallow-in-a-trash-bag look for...
Earin True Wireless Earbuds
Last chance to grab a pair of Earin teeny tiny wireless earbuds at a discount slightly bigger than that: enter coupon code EARIN35 at checkout and take $35 off your order. Act fast, and you'll also get the sonorous stocking...
Feisty Pets
These Feisty Pets are the perfect way to teach your kids about the true nature of animals. All cuddly puppy and squishy bear at first sight, but get too close and...Rrrrrawwwrrr! Back the F off, son, or I'm gonna gnaw...
Freshcloz Garment Deodorizer
The Freshcloz Garment Deodorizer is a hanging home dry cleaning kit. Well, partial dry cleaning kit. The ozone-spewing system removes odors and freshens up clothes and other textiles (or even shoes) that might reek of...
Volo's Guide to Monsters
Here you go, D&D fans. Some weekend reading for you. Make sure your game, or your DM's leadership, isn't getting stale. Authors The Wizards RPG Team promise Volo's Guide to Monsters is much more than another monster manual....
Bluesmart One Smart Luggage
In theory the Bluesmart One is the most versatile suitcase you can drag behind you through the airport terminal and plop down next you at the gate. The piece of smart luggage has built-in niftiness that allows it to connect...
Edible Dehydrated Zebra Tarantula
What's that you're eating? Antelope jerky? Pssshh! Amateur. Real men, men with balls as big as their 3 p.m. snack cravings, eat dehydrated zebra tarantulas. Straight from the can....
Razer Diamondback Collector's Edition Gaming Mouse
They say shortly after the OG Razer Diamondback debuted, at the 2004 World Cyber Games, it became a legend. A gaming mouse legend! And one of the best selling mice out there. If that's worth an eyeball and some wrist...
Private Gym Penis Trainer (NSFW)
Private Gym helps you work out the one body part HIIT, spin class, boot camp, and personal trainers all neglect. (Well. Unless you have a really good, really, hands-on, really hot personal trainer.) This 8-week strength...
Aroma 3-in-1 Grillet
The Aroma 3-in-1 Grillet has a pretty low price, a pretty decent number of skills, and pretty high marks from reviewers. It's also a pretty safe gift to give this year because it's completely inoffensive, doesn't require...
Makeblock Codeybot
Codeybot brings some STEM education to kids whose eyes and fingers crave tablets and touch screens. The rolling robot will be their interactive buddy, their entertainer, or their solider in battle...as long as they program...
Germophobe's Silverware
If the thought of the 5 second rule--or of my policy of eating anything off the floor that still looks tasty regardless of how long it's been there--makes you gag up a little bit of your undigested lunch, then have I...
Thread Etiquette Watches & Accessories
Thread Etiquette thrives on creating time that's timeless and accessories accessible to everyone. They design their watches and bracelets to reflect a minimalist aesthetic, and using high quality leather, canvas, crystal...
Be Good / Stay Evil Decision Coin
Santa, I swear, it's this coin's fault I've been naughty all year. Every time I flipped it the fates told me to "Stay Evil." Yeah, I know it's almost statistically impossible to get the "Stay Evil" side up repeatedly...
Aerating Stemless Wine Glass Set
I can't taste one bud of difference between a wine I've aerated and one I've drunk straight from the bottle, but I do like a good show. And that, as much as anything, is what I think these Aerating Stemless Wine Glasses...
Kotatsu Heated Table
Do you have to be a girl to want one of these super-cozy-looking Japanese Kotatsu? Do you have to be a girl to use the term "super-cozy-looking?" Oh well then. Call me a big ol' girl and send me a big ol' heated blanket...
Grav Cup Bubbler
One Pineapple Express Slushie to go, please. Grav Labs' Grav Cup Bubbler will probably be the most expensive slushie cup you ever purchase, but I'm willing to bet the types of repeated good vibes it delivers will far...
The Voynich Manuscript
Maybe the only thing stranger than the Codex Seriphinianus is the codex that inspired the Codex Seriphinianus: The "Voynich Manuscript." Still a mystery 600 years after an unknown author penned it, the original codex...
Dummy Placeholder Batteries
Looking to mod your Nerf gun with some lithium-ion muscle? Or maybe just use a single, more powerful rechargeable battery in a device than normally runs on a pair of alkaline AAs? Dummy Batteries mimic the cylindrical...
ButcherBox Premium Meat Delivery
When the doorbell rings, and you open it and find an insulated crate on the porch, and you lift off that crate's lid and you start pulling out slabs of bacon, pounds of ground beef, a package of sirloin tips, 4 steaks...
Bears vs. Babies Monster-Building Card Game
The people who rattled our game nights with Exploding Kittens think we're up for a new challenge: an army of evil and grotesque babies. Bears vs. Babies is another ridiculous card game filled with implausible (but not...
Onegee Bungee Adjustable Bungee Cord
Onegee Bungee to rule them all. Really. According to the makers of this adjustable bungee system, without the restrictions of a set length and stretch you'll find thousands of applications for the cords and their slide-and-lock...
TrapTap Wireless Speed Trap Indicator
The TrapTap could be a lifesaver. For schoolchildren. For your driving record. And mostly, for your wallet. This simple little button sticks onto your vehicle's dash and flashes red, blue, or green to warn you of speed...
Gerber Center-Drive Multi-Tool
Gerber's new Center-Drive Multi-Tool is going to be the Zyllion shiatsu massage pillow of the 2016 holiday season. That is, the gift you unwrap and think, Hey, cool, thankee, Mama! and then you use it once and think...
Ruf Retard 907 - Intimate Spray for Men
Oh man, between the Jesus drink markers and this bottle of Retard spray, it's a day of low-hanging fruit in my world. No, more accurately in this case, low-hanging johnsons. No, people who power trip on being offended...
Water To Wine Jesus Drink Markers
It's hard to look at these drink glass markers and not keeping coming back to some variation on the idea of hangin' with Jesus at your next party. But that sort of comment is in very poor taste, and if I'm anything I'm...
iLuun Air Wireless USB 3.0 Flash Drive
I don't know what I stuff fuller, my face or my phone. I need 4 stomachs like a cow. And 128GB of instant iPhone and Android wireless data storage like an iLuun Air....
Wahl Pro Lithium Cordless Hair Clipper
Treat yo'self to a professional buzz, or at least F up your hair using the exact same clippers the pros do with Wahl's Sterling Li Pro Cordless Clipper. Intended for professional use only, but available to anyone with...
Silent Pocket Privacy Protection Cases
There's alone time from your girlfriend. Peace and quite from your house full of kids. Solitude from the chaos and cacophony of daily life. But with all the unseeable signals encircling, identifying, tracking, and scanning...
Think Ink Fidget Pen
The Think Ink Pen bends, spins, flips, dismembers and puts itself back together again, and...you don't even want to know what happens when you pull its finger. An entertainer through and through, this pen isn't so much...
ToppCock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel
I didn't have enough room in the title to add "...for Man Parts." Do you think it would be too offensive to give a bottle of ToppCock Silver Odor Neutralizer Gel to this guy I know at work as an Anonymous Santa gift?...
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