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$24.95 - $29.99 from Amazon »

Steam up the room with the Dark Side this Halloween. This Darth Vader and Stormtrooper bear no Fun Size Twix bars or mini boxes of Milk Duds, but they do come with a special misting treat. Add water to the included mist...

You're Saying It Wrong

$11.05 from Amazon »

Why let minor errors slide or take a potayto-potahto stance on pronunciation when You're Saying It Wrong can make it so much more fun to call someone out for being a linguistic idiot? A grammar Nazi's and general know-it-all's...

Presidential Knife Fight: The Game

Let me just address 2 points about Presidential Knife Fight: The Game up front. 1) It's a card game, not some Mortal Kombat-Pokemon Go hybrid that lets you find and collect past American Presidents to duke it out with...

Kamp-Rite Double Tent Cot

$209.99 from Amazon »

A double Kamp-Rite Tent Cot?! Now that's a fine looking piece of sleeping dry and critter-free amidst the glory of nature and a liter of hooch. But my girlfriend hates camping. I only go with my friend Cornelius and...

Paqui Carolina Reaper Madness Chip

$4.99 from Paqui »

Betcha can't eat just one. Maybe not even one bite. Paqui says its Carolina Reaper Madness Chip is made with the hottest chile pepper on earth, and possibly in all the circles of hell. It's so hot they package them in...

Hardcore Survivalist Hatchet

$125 from Amazon »

What's in a name? If you're the Hardcore Survivalist Hatchet, at least enough to get me to click on you when I see you in my Amazon search results. I hope a 19-ounce head and 18" American Hickory curved handle will make...

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Elysium Weightless Chair

The Elysium Chair is the result of an equation defining posture and gravitational force. I think that's the math geek way of saying it's reeeeeeeal comfortable. So comfortable, it will simulate weightlessness when you...

Chris Maynard Feather Art

Chris Maynard's father was an eye surgeon. Chris inherited his manual dexterity. His precision. His patience. He also inherited his father's tools. But instead of becoming an ophthalmologist, he decided to use them to...

Plan B Edmonton Watch

$150 - $160 from Plan B »

Watch enthusiast Quentin Trudeau created the Plan B Edmonton timepieces for wrists seeking a luxe, contemporary aesthetic with a down-home, throwback price tag. Now he's brought his design to Kickstarter in hopes that...

The Beauty of Horror: A GOREgeous Coloring Book

$10.79 from Amazon »

Adult coloring books have experienced a recent surge in sales as meditative and therapeutic outlets. But how the H-A-Double-Hockey-Sticks-O-W-E-E-N does The Beauty of Horror think I'm supposed to calm down and relieve...

Webcaster Trigger-Fed Cobweb Gun

$69.99 from Amazon »

If your spidey sense is telling you stringing that clump of cotton into a spooky front porch crypt of cobwebs is going to take 'til next Halloween, believe it. And have a comparative look at the Webcaster trigger-fed...

Snowflake Nano Drone

$34.99 from Snowflake Drones »

I can't give it the name it deserves since George Lucas would throw a temper tantrum, but I can say that this is the drone you've been looking for. And for a limited time you can get it for 65% off. Bleep bloop-bloop...

WineOvation Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener

$29.99 from WineOvation »

Dude, WineOvation abides. When you've had enough of the twisting and pulling and shredding of corkscrews, grab their Bowling Pin Electric Wine Opener, step back, and say, "F*ck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."...

Earin True Wireless Earbuds

$199 from Earin »

True wireless at a True discount. Get a pair of Earin teeny tiny wireless earbuds at a discount slightly bigger than that: enter coupon code EARIN35 at checkout and take $35 off your order for a limited time....

Dragon's Breath Pyro Trick Powder

$22.99 from Amazon »

Been looking for the perfect Halloween costume...for your shotgun? I don't think Dragon's Breath Powder promotes itself as the ideal filling for 12-gauge ammo, but there's clearly no stopping resourceful minds with too...

Star Wars Force Band

$79.97 from Amazon »

As Rogue One readies to flash back in the Star Wars timeline, you've got the opportunity to flash back in the IRL timeline (but, uh, forward in the Star Wars timeline) to The Force Awakens, and Sphero's 2015 BB-8 app-enabled...

The SkyRunner

$139k from The SkyRunner »

The SkyRunner is an ATV built to tackle any trail. Attach a parachute to the sides of its frame and it becomes a personal aircraft built to take off and fly when the trail runs out. Yep, nothing much to see here....

Forseti Damascus Steel Knives

$69.99 - $117.99 from Forseti Steel »

The secret to forging authentic Damascus steel knives has long been lost, but Forseti Steel stays as true to the tradition as they can by commissioning smiths with Damascus ancestry to hand make all of their blades. The...

Best Men's Watches Under $500

Sleeping Bag Chair

Someone please tell me this is the new proposed design for airplane seats. The Cocon is an armchair with an integrated sleeping bag. Designed by Celine Merhand and Anais Morel of Les M, the piece endeavors initiate "maximum...

Muzik One - The Smartphone of Headphones

$299.99 from Amazon »

Been thinking about slapping a coupla smartphones to your ears to enhance your listening experience? Muzik One just stole your idea. The so-called Smartphone of Headphones combine high-fidelity, noise-cancelling playback...

Muzo - Personal Zone Creator & Noise Blocker

$159 from indiegogo »

Muzo uses anti-vibration technology to turn the world off. (Makes sense, given the number of other devices that use pro-vibration technology to turn the world on--VibeRider, anyone?) At approximately the size and shape...

iPhone 7 Razor Armor Shockproof Case

$21.99 from ZeroLemon »

My friend Cornelius is about to crap his pants waiting for his Jet Black iPhone 7 to ship. I told him he better have a armored case waiting when he opens it so he doesn't butter finger it right out of the box or hug it...

Stanley Classic Flask

$16 - $39.98 from Amazon »

If Paul Bunyan and Don Draper were sharing some hooch around the campfire, I bet the Stanley Classic Flask in Hammertone Crimson is what they'd use to tip it back. And so would I....

Yosegi Japanese Puzzle Boxes

$23.95 - $263.49 from Amazon »

Yosegi Puzzle Boxes suggest that the best way to dissuade petty thieves and nosy family and co-workers is to make them think. Developed during the Edo Period (early 17th to mid 19th century), these Japanese stash holders...

SipDark Whiskey Bullets

$24.99 - $49.99 from SipDark »

SipDark bullets aren't for shooting, so put down the Cuervo and grab the Knob Creek. The 3- or 6-round set of Whiskey Bullets adds a bit of rocks and a lot of steel to any sipping liquor you prefer straight up and chilled....

Sting Ring

$22.95 from Amazon »

Who wants a fist bump? The Sting Ring is the newest beast in my menagerie of self defense tools. My digital menagerie. I don't own one of the single finger knuckle dusters, and I have no idea how effectively its 18,000,000...

Chill Sack 8-Foot Bean Bag Chair

$319 from Amazon »

They call it the Chill Sack only to avoid the lawyers' C&D letter or profit-sharing demands from a major corporation. But you can go ahead and call this giant 8-foot bean bag chair built for two (or three!) like it is:...

Franklin Foldable Bluetooth Headphones

$39.99 from TRNDlabs »

Earmuffs or earplugs? Cheese-smothered or cheese-stuffed? Lay it over the top, or drive it on in? The Franklin Bluetooth headphones are over-ear models for those of you who like to blanket your sound receptors in music...

Vincero Collective Marble Series Watches

$129 - $199 from Vincero Collective »

Vincero Collective's Marble Series of watches inlay hand-cut Italian marble dials and stainless steel Roman numeral clock faces. They complement the combo with stainless steel bands embedded with additional marble accents....

Microtech Bounty Hunter Tactical Knife

$350 from Amazon »

But is Microtech's Bounty Hunter Knife sharp, strong, and jagged enough to help Boba Fett claw his way out of the Sarlacc? (The one in my toilet, maybe?) This nod to Star Wars and Mandalorian Green is a Microtech factory...

Quell - Wearable Pain Relief

$249 from Amazon »

I wonder if Quell would help the pain in my ass. No, I really have one. On the bottom of my left butt cheek when I sit for too long, kind of right where it...yeah, yeah, don't think you're the first to say that. People...

S.T. Dupont James Bond Spectre Lighter

$1,574.09 from Amazon »

The name's Bond. Flames Bond. Quick, here's a couple grand to spend on ST Dupont (the French luxury brand, not the US polymer one) loot. Do you go for the James Bond Spectre lighter or the Star Wars TIE Fighter pen? I'd...

Shark Wheel Sidewinder Longboard Wheels

$69.99 from Shark Wheel »

It's too good of a line to pass up: Shark Wheel creator David Patrick has reinvented the wheel. At least for all the skaters out there. For the observer, skateboard and longboard Shark Wheels appear to be 6-sided squares...

Light & Massage Therapy Hairbrush

$39 from Amazon »

I'm a pretty pony! I'm a pretty pony! And it's all because I use the Light & Massage Therapy Hairbrush by Body Essentials! No, not really. I'm a pretty pony because I have some damn fine genes. The brush just keeps my...

Ultra Soft Bamboo Bed Sheets

$32.98 from Ciel Boutique »

I think Ciel Boutique get a few too many sets of gray bamboo sheets in their last shipment, because they're offering them up to you at a 72% discount while supplies last. If you like that mid-tone shade of gray, and you...

Just The Tip Morale Patch

I know there's some innuendo hidden somewhere inside this Just the Tip PVC patch from Morale Patch Armory. It's a play on...it's a saying dudes use to...awww, shoot! I'm firing blanks. I have it right there, but it won't...

1921 Megola 640cc Touring Model

$107k from Bonhams »

Sorry, dudes. You can no longer spend your kid's college / your retirement fund on a 1921 Megola 640cc Touring Motorcycle. Someone else already did. All $107,000 of it at Bonhams' recent auction of the extraordinarily...

The Moon Ring

$18.95 from Amazon »

Did I say the Scary Intruder prop was a good way to find out how hard and fast my girlfriend punches? Well. That's because I hadn't see The Moon Ring yet. I feel like this prank's tagline should be: "Give her The Moon...

Ron English's Vandalism Starter Kit

$12.95 from Amazon »

Ron English is the father of POPaganda, a term he coined himself to describe his clever, eye-POPping artwork that mashes up the best and worst of POP culture. Ron English's Vandalism Starter Kit converts some of his finest...

Fierce Edge Gaming-Inspired Activewear

$46 from Fierce Edge »

Pump up, power up, roundhouse kick, and knock out IRL with Fierce Edge gaming-inspired activewear. Since his teens Fierce Edge creator Lester Lee has spent hours each week training in the arts of Tae Kwon-Do, Shotokan...

End of Days Customs Survival Rides

You want it, you got it. End of Days Customs will bust a move to transform any ride you want into a survivalist's dream and motorized beast ready to Mad Max its way into a post-apocalyptic world. Or just take you van...

The Rock Restaurant Zanzibar

Well, The Rock restaurant proves Zanzibar has at least one thing going for it besides its say-a-licious name. Zanzibar, Zanzibar. Have a Zanzibari dinner in Zanzibar. I think I'll rename my girlfriend's cat Zanzibar....

The Can Cannon Soda Can Launcher

$398.95 from XProducts »

Big & Rich recommend ladies save a horse, ride a cowboy, and the Can Cannon recommends cowboys save a bullet, fire a shook-up sodie can....

Walky Dog Hands-Free Bicycle Leash

$98 from Amazon »

Better have a good long talk with your dog before hooking him up to a Walky Dog hands-free bicycle leash. Lay some ground rules about tugging horizontally and keeping his instinct to tear off at full horsepower after...

The Vicod 5G Vaporizer

$84.95 from AtmosRx »

Buying a new vaporizer is starting to require as much research as buying a new car. So many to choose from, all touting their superior heating chambers and batteries, dash displays and performance power. You can pick...

Baller Yoga Football Leather Yoga Mats

$495 - $1k from Baller Yoga »

A $1,000 yoga mat. Made of the same 100% pebble-grain leather as a football. Promoting itself as #BallerAF. Cheers, America, for bringing unchecked consumerism and raw aggression to an ancient discipline of simplicity...

Scary Intruder Prank Door Prop

$27.95 from Amazon »

This looks like a good way to get punched in the face. Actually, a disturbingly realistic intruder prop hung in the bedroom doorway as a special treat for my girlfriend looks like a good way to punched in a lot of places....

Ugo Cedarwood Bench

Here's a true man's best friend. The UGO Cedarwood Bench is the kind of dog that will always be there when you need to take a load off, put your shoes on, set down the groceries, and find a boost to change the light bulb....