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InstaSaber AR Lightsaber App

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Recent grads can finally put that rolled-up diploma to good use with the InstaSaber. And everyone else: grab a sheet of copy paper or unopened pack of chopsticks, and prepare for virtual battle with all offending lamps...

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Cube-Works Self-Destruct USB 3.0 Hub

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Pulse III Guybrator (NSFW)

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Fuego Box Craft Hot Sauce Club

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The Emperor's Hand Lightsaber

$469 from Ultra Sabers »

Ultra Sabers' new lightsaber settles it: I'd definitely rather be the Emperor's Hand in the Star Wars saga than the Hand of the King in the Game of Thrones. Made for combat from T6 aircraft aluminum, the Emperor's Hand...

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IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light

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Light up your john as bright as your Christmas tree with an IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light. Clark Griswold-approved, the IllumiBowl gives you: A) an alternative to blasting your eyes with the overhead light in the bathroom...

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Bandit9 Odyssey Motorcycle

On the down side, Bandit9's new Odyssey motorcycle shares its name with a Honda minivan. But on the up, this bike's futuristic black steel unibody and see-through Avionics Display are slick and covetable enough to help...

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The BevBuckle - Retractable Drink Holder Belt Buckle

$24.95 - $34.95 from BevBuckle »

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Levimoon - The World's First Levitating Moon Light

$199.99 from Coocepts »

In one Shopping Cart, you hold the Levimoon, what creator (or "crater!") Coocepts calls the World's First Levitating Moon Light. In the other, you hold the Moon Ring, a lovely, "special"-looking jewelry box that opens...

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Columbia Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Coats

$400 from Columbia »

Leia: I'm freezing. Han: I know. The Star Wars saga infiltrates Columbia Sportswear - or, more likely, Columbia Sportswear infiltrates the Star Wars saga - again this year, with a limited-edition series of The Empire...

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Nanodots 216 Sets

$34.99 - $39.99 from Nanomagnetics »

You have to be at least 18 years old to buy Nanodots. Because they're as dangerous in the hands of children as tobacco products. And porn. Precision-milled from sintered neodynium-iron-boron, each teeny tiny Nanodot is...

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The Best Gifts for Mom & Dad

What gift to give the people who gave you the gift of life? I've got a few Mom & Dad gift ideas for those of you who want to go beyond the Whitman's Sampler Boxes and bathrobes, jumbo cans of mixed nuts and multi-packs...

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Gravity Museum Tabletop Space Exploration Kit

$95 from Kickstarter »

The Gravity Museum is a hands-on catalogue of the gravitational forces acting on the planets in our solar system. Created by Kristoph Krisjans, who also brought us the Moondrop gravity-defying fidget toy, the Gravity...

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In Tokaido, board game designer Antoine Bauza takes his award-winning artwork skills to Japan's East Sea Road. Two to five travelers will journey along the undulating road in hopes of discovery its treasures and natural...

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Twisty Glass Blunt

$44.99 from 7pipe »

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The Best White Elephant & Gag Gifts

A Secret Santa exchange at the office, a White Elephant party amongst friends, or a long overdue payback to your brother for sending you that Christmas card that played "Jingle Bells" for 3 hours straight. There plenty...

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Firebiner Carabiner & Firestarter

$19.99 from Outdoor Element »

Half-carabiner...half-firestarter. But stronger than both. Ahhh, the Firebiner hybrid is a multi-tool straight out of Underworld....

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$11.99 from Amazon »

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Village

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Chill-O-Matic Automatic Drink Chiller

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$41.99 from Amazon »

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HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker & Drink Chiller

$45 from Hyperchiller »

If you can hold your horses and swirl your wrist for 60 seconds or so, pure, refreshing iced coffee to start the day, or keep you chugging along through it, is yours. HyperChiller cools fresh hot coffee into fresh iced...

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Automaton Wall Clocks

$39.90 - $149 from Amazon »

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$44.40 from Amazon »

"ZipSnip" sounds a little meek for what WORX's beast of a cutting tool says it can do. The motorized blade with precision handling steps in where you'd normally use scissors or a box blade, but operates like a mini circular...

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$21.95 from Amazon »

"Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see." Know who said that? It wasn't Christopher Columbus, or Mark Twain, or Rick...

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Korchmar Full Grain American Leather Backpack Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Brain M. of Cameron, MO, winner of the Korchmar Full Grain American Leather Backpack. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the...

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The Best Gifts for Women

In this year's compilation of The Best Gifts for Women I tried to include what a girl wants. What a girl needs. Whatever makes her happy, sets her free. And, fine, a few things that, if she owned, might benefit me too....

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Vetelli Hanging Toiletry Travel Bag

$74.99 from Amazon »

Vetelli's hanging toiletry travel bag didn't make it onto my guide to The Best Gifts for Men this year. Through no fault of its own. I just hadn't seen the dangling dopp kit before I made my list. Now that I have, I'll...

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In-Shell Egg Scrambler

$42.99 from Amazon »

You may have tried eating eggs to build muscle, but have you ever tried building muscle to eat eggs? This in-shell egg scrambler does exactly that: mixes yolk and whites together into a fluffy, sunshine-hued batter that...

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Buddha Beads Self Defense Necklace

$29.69 from Amazon »

Huh. Not sure how Buddha would feel about people co-opting his peaceful name and beads of spiritual exploration and meditation to make a necklace for whacking an attacker upside the head. But I can kind of see where Phoenix...

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Piet Hein Eek Tube Watch

$199 - $359 from Amazon »

Dutchman Piet Hein Eek's tube watch began as a tube clock. And Piet Hein Eek's tube clock had even more humble beginnings as a tube and an extrusion ring. Piet turned to extrusion molding to design his clock face. It's...

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$40 - $109 from The Ridge »

The Ridge began its retaliation against bulk and excessive EDC with a series of slim front pocket plate wallets. Four years and over 200,000 Ridge Wallet owners later, the company is injecting its contemporary, minimalist...

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Motion Activated Candy Dispenser

$59.99 from Amazon »

I do appreciate that a motion activated candy dispenser means touchless operation and, therefore, no transfer of germs between all the grimy hands that would otherwise be cranking the metal knob, opening the lid, and...

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Make Jon Snow blush with Cards Against The Iron Throne, a 279-card expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity. It's an unofficial version for Game of Thrones fans, filled entirely with references from the books and TV...

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The Best Gifts for Men

It's Gifts for Men Go Time. And by "Go Time" I mean "Buy. Buy! Buy! Time." Lucky for you, I know all the best gifts for the dudes, dads, sweeties, and sirs on your list, because I spend all year looking for loot you can...

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Bullet 02 - World's Smallest LED Flashlight

$9.99 from Amazon »

Let's not split hairs over whether or not the Bullet 02 is really the World's Smallest LED Flashlight, when we could have a much more insightful discussion about how the barely-an-inch-long illuminator is waterproof...

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Handmade Star Wars Pipes

$21.95 from Amazon »

These handmade Star Wars pipes probably aren't officially licensed by Lucasfilm, but I sure bet they've got Yoda's stamp of approval. And check it out: you have a choice not only of a Yoda pipe actively partaking in some...

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Remarkable Books - Beautiful & Historic Works

$30 from Amazon »

In addition to stirring artwork and hand-scribed text, Remarkable Books: The World's Most Beautiful and Historic Works also has Gift for Dad written all over the pages it has extracted from the tomes of history. A permanent...

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The Ridge Slim Front Pocket Wallets

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Don't let overstuffed, bulging bi-folds infiltrate your pockets! Fight the Costanza Effect! Get on the Ridge! The Ridge slim front pocket wallets highlight 2 EDC must-haves, simplicity and compactness, across a line of...

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BakerStone Original Pizza Oven Box for the Grill

$112.99 - $159.97 from Amazon »

I do like me some pizza out of a box. Here, BakerStone trades in the cardboard of what we'd normally think of as a pizza box for stone and metal. This is the Pizza Oven Box, so named because BakerStone says it will transform...

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AleHorn Drinking Horns & Tankards

$27.99 - $48.99 from AleHorn »

Game of Thrones-inspired AleHorns give you at least one of the tools you'll need to drink like the head of a House of Westeros. (You're on your own for the arrogance, swagger, hunger for power, and thirst for blood.)...

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EURO Blackcan Hot Water Heated Camping Mat

$389.99 from Amazon »

Yep, the EURO Blackcan hot water heated camping mat looks like it will keep you nice and warm at night during winter or high altitude camping trips. But I prefer another, way, way less complicated and expensive method...

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Biostrap Total Health Wearable

$250 from Biostrap »

With Biostrap you don't need to choose whether to wear your activity tracker on your wrist or your shoe, your upper or your lower body: this Total Health system comes with a pair of symbiotic wearables that sync to analyze...

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Cuisinart Air Fryer Toaster Oven

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I'm not showing you Cusinart's AirFryer Toaster Oven because it's one of Oprah's Favorite Things for 2017...or because I spent any time at all browsing Oprah's Favorite Things for 2017. I'm showing it to you because it...

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WHOOSH! Screen Cleaner

$9.99 - $16.50 from Amazon »

WHOOSH! sounds more like a name for the kind of screen cleaner that ejects a sudden gust of air to rid devices of dust and debris. Like the Air Blaster. But here I guess the WHOOSH! signifies the totality and sweeping...

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Trayvax Ascent Wallet

$54.99 from Trayvax »

With minimalism and ruggedness in its DNA, it's only natural that the Trayvax Ascent wallet continues the tradition of tough simplicity Trayvax built with its original stainless steel plate cash and card carrier. For...

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Star Wars First Order AR Stormtrooper Robot

$299.99 from Amazon »

UBTECH's First Order Stormtrooper arrives trained (built-in AR features), armed (app-enabled), and ready for the Dark Lord's (that's you) commands. Aspiring Vaders can interact with the robot using voice commands, and...

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Spartan Shield Fire Resistant Bag for Valuables

$59.99 from Amazon »

I'm showing you this Spartan Shield fire resistant (and water resistant) bag because I just ordered one for myself. I hope I never need it, but I have one friend whose house narrowly escaped wipeout from Hurricane Irma...

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KFC Internet Escape Pod

$10k from KFC Ltd. »

KFC says their Internet Escape Pod, featuring a fried chicken drumstick door handle and Stretch Armstrong Colonel Sanders passed out drunk and slung over the top, is meant to help you hide from the barrage of Cyber Monday...

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Shocktato Party Game

$34.99 from Amazon »

Shocktato is a party game from the same people who made Lightning Reaction Reloaded, which is my all-time favorite party game to play with people who are slower than I am. As you've probably guessed, their new combination...

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Mpow Bluetooth Over Ear Headphones

$79.99 from Amazon »

From what I gather, Mpow makes some pretty alright headphones at some pretty alright prices. The over ear Bluetooth model I've picked out here touts the simple feature of high quality sound....

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PEPPERALARM - Automatic Pepper Spray Anti-Theft Device

$298 from PEPPERALARM »

The PEPPERALARM is a burglar alarm system that sets out to be a little more...proactive, shall we say? Its creators call it "The Robber Stopper!" and while they don't include any testimonials from robbers the PEPPERALARM...

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EcoQube C Aquarium

The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and...

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Nimble Finger Blade

$9.95 from Amazon »

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack run your finger blade through that gift wrap like a laser cutter through a sheet of acrylic. The Nimble Safety Cutter slips over a finger - any one of them, you pick - and allows you...

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California Cowboy Aloha & Apres Ski Apparel

$38 - $148 from California Cowboy »

Cowboy out of respect, California to the core. California Cowboy makes clothing that urges you to "Put your phone away and start a conversation." Their High Water and High Sierra aloha and apres ski shirts even have a...