Outdoors

UCO Candlelier Candle Lantern

$39.99 from Amazon »

Become a happy hoarder of heat and lumens with UCO's Candlelier, a snazzy, and snazzily-named, lantern filled with a trio of 9-hour candles. Available in 4 colors, the Candlelier is a valuable companion on camping trips...

Russian-Bear Hot Tent with Stove Jack

$1,599 from Amazon »

Go from BRRRR to GRRRR. It's called Russian-Bear because that's who makes this cold-weather-ready hot tent with stove jack, but I think also because as soon as you get your wood stove a-glowin' inside, I'll bet many a...

Jackery Portable Power Station

$219.99 from Amazon »

The Jackery Portable Power Station Explorer 240 is a lunchbox-sized tagalong pal for outdoor adventures that demand forms of entertainment other than the outdoors and adventures. You know, laptops, drones, your Nintendo...

Plow & Hearth Roll-Out Hardwood Pathway

$56.10 from Amazon »

Dude. What I would give for my mama to have seen Plow & Hearth's Roll-Out Hardwood Pathway last spring before she saw these godforsaken DIY (read: guilt-your-son-into-doing-for-you) walkway path molds. That is, like...

Trampoline Sprinkler

$19.99 from Amazon »

One question that's been on my mind a lot lately is, how can we make trampolines more dangerous? Seems like Biubee has been pondering the same thing, but unlike me, they've come up with a terrific answer: a 49' long trampoline...

World of Watersports Super Slide

$239.99 - $279.98 from Amazon »

If I get the World of Watersports Super Slide, will you provide the backyard? At 25' long, this heat-beating piece of aquatic fun is big enough to accommodate 4 sliders practicing appropriate 6' social distancing at a...

Trackside Sound Reactive Fire Pit

This new track is on fire! It's not from Beyonce or Travis Scott either. Or Bruce Springsteen. Dad. It isn't even the song kind of track - though it can definitely rock out with the best of them. Dad. This track comes...

Piscinas de Arena Backyard Sand Pools

Not sure I'll make it to the beach this summer, but...the odds of getting there are a helluva lot higher than the odds of getting one of Piscinas de Arena's luxury backyard sand pools, in-ground swimming pools made with...

Hobie Mirage Eclipse ACX Stand Up Pedal Board

$1,899 from REI »

Put the pedal to the...water? A stand up pedal board? Sweet Jesus, as my current favorite Twitter meme might ask, "What chapter of Revelation are we doing today?"...

Reapr Versa TAC Pry Bar

$25.93 from Amazon »

To my mama: I came in like a wreeeee-cking bar / I never pried so hard outdoors / All I wanted was to strip your walls / Of the siding that was lee-ee-eeky / Yeah it was lee-ee-eeky...

World of Watersports Parthenon Canopy Spa Island

$544.78 from Amazon »

World of Watersports takes ancient Greece to the lake with their Parthenon Canopy Spa Island. Now, in an effort to make this Parthenon float rather than sink you like a Greek tragedy to the water's floor, WOW has opted...

Sportspower Family BluPod Hanging Tent

$236 from Amazon »

Despite literally hanging from a galvanized steel stand, I'm not sure how fun Sportspower's Family BluPod Hanging Tent would be for the other kind of hanging. The out kind. The quality time with Mama, Pop, and the kids...

Rhino BaseMate Patio Umbrella Base Weight Planter

$24.90 - $27.90 from Amazon »

I just hauled 250 pounds of sand from Home Depot to my mama's house so she - oh, I mean I - could put it in her new patio umbrella, and now she sees the Rhino BaseMate patio umbrella base weight planter and is all, Ooh!...

Live Watersports Catamaran Paddleboards

$2,299 - $2,699 from Live Watersports »

I must be into predators today. Live Watersports' snake-tongued L2Fish and L4Expedition catamaran paddleboards come hot - no, how about cool and refreshing floating in a crystal clear Caribbean bay? - on the heels of...

CRKT Pilar Copper EDC Folding Pocket Knife

Sold Out from Amazon »

There was a girl named Pilar in my class in 1st grade. She was very popular because her mom knew how to make pinatas and always sent one to school chock full of Laffy Taffy and Smarties for major holidays, such as Halloween...

Pop-up Wind Sail for Paddleboards & Kayaks

$36.89 from Amazon »

Ahoy, dudes! Who's ready to set sail this summer on a...stand up paddleboard? Kayak? Canoe? This pop-up wind sail attaches to speed-craving, or just lazy, paddlers' and rowers' chosen water farer to kick your trip up...

CanCooker Bone Collector Cream Can Steam Oven

$94 from Amazon »

One thing my mama always used to say to me as a kid was, "Eat what you can and can what you can't." But now that I'm a grown ass man, not being able to eat everything on my plate - or everything in sight - isn't a problem...

Backyard Inflatable Pool with Seats

$39.90 from Amazon »

One place I'm no way going this summer is the community swimming pool. I mean, not that I would anyway seeing as I don't like children or the parents of children, but if public pools were normally on my list of things...

Giant Custom Cedar Letter Planter

$400 from Etsy »

Should you send your lady flowers or a heartfelt letter? How about a heartfelt letter filled with flowers? The Hamilton Design Co. custom builds these giant cedar wood planters in the shape of your preferred letter of...

Aero Inflatable Beach Chair

$129 - $149 from Amazon »

I won't be beachin' it anytime soon, but an Aero Inflatable Beach Chair - size XXL, please - can blow up and plop down with my ass inside it plenty of other places this summer...

Lixada Pen Fishing Rod & Reel Set

$19.99 - $25.99 from Amazon »

No fishing around for the right words required to use the Lixada Pen Fishing Rod & Reel Set. When anglers cast a line of poetry with this pen, they'll cast an honest to goodness fishing line, the poetry coming from the...

Judy - The Mover Go Bag

$150 from Judy »

True story. This one time, I had to be about 13 or 17. Around there. My friend and I were at the movies and it was just us and this one other kid who we didn't know in the theater. I remember thinking that must be because...

7-In-1 Angler's Fishing Pliers

$14.99 from Amazon »

Just when the 6-in-1 pliers guy thought he had it made. He must be absolutely wracking his septaphobic mind trying to find his way back to the top of the plier chain. Let's see, according to the listing these 7-in-1 pliers...

AERIAL A1 Tree Tent

$299 - $389 from Opeongo »

O peon, go! Collecteth mine AERIAL A1 Tree Tent and wrapeth its high tensile webbing straps 'round twin trees so I may slumber like the sloth!...