Outdoors

Acteon Antibacterial Microfiber Beach Towels

$18.49 from Amazon »

Acteon Beach Towels are snazzy microfiber issues that absorb 3 times their weight in wet swimmers, splashers, and summer pool float overboarders. And if you happen to pick up some sea scum or pool funk on your way out...

Sealver Jet Ski Propelled Wave Boats

Sealver's jet ski propelled Wave Boats, like this inflatable speed boat, shake up the power boat scene with a neat twist on the vessel's design. Unlike the inflatable version, though, you'll be able to use more than a...

6-Person Inflatable Speed Boat

$329.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, dudes, I definitely think you can say you own a speed boat in your Tinder profile if you buy one of these inflatable party islands. It covers all the major speed boat bases: looks like a speed boat; holds 6 friends...

Beefer the 1,500-Degree Grill

$699 from Amazon »

A 1,500-degree gas grill wouldn't be my first guess if someone asked what I thought a Beefer is. I'd probably go with protein powder or penis pump. But BBQ sensation whose ceramic gas burner can achieve temperatures heretofore...

Ferno Adjustable Flame Gas Grill

$4,800 from Ferno Grills »

The Ferno Stand Alone gas grill's sweet centerpiece feature isn't a crank wheel, it's a firewheel. Instead of rolling up your solar swimming pool covers and cycling through your FlipBooKit, this elbow-grease-operated...

Stadler Made Outdoor Oven 2.0

$782 from Stadler Made »

Low and slow or fast and flamin'? With Pieter Stadler's Stadler Made Outdoor Oven 2.0, it's your choice ...

Concrete Walking Path Molds

$24.98 - $27.98 from Amazon »

Now here's a concrete example of why I don't like my mama looking at the internet. She found these walking path molds - correction, DIY walking path molds - and now she just has to have a "precious, stony-looking" walking...

Arteflame 40" Grill

$1,795 from Amazon »

Arteflame's 40" Grill goes from a BBQ with visiting family tonight to a bonfire with the lady you didn't want to torture with meeting them when they all leave tomorrow. A slick, contemporary design for your patio or back...

My Hibachi BBQ 3-in-1 Sit Around Grill

$1,599 from Amazon »

Now here's a way to win your dinner party or first date. My Hibachi BBQ's 3-in-1 Sit Around propane gas grill is an investment to be sure, but think of all the use you'll get out of it, showing off to friends and family...

Earth Traveler Ultralight Teardrop Trailers

$10k - $30,975 from Earth Traveler »

I nominate bench pressing an Earth Traveler teardrop trailer for an event in the next CrossFit Games. Or maybe a World's Toughest Mudder obstacle of harnessing a 250-pound Earth T250LX to a runner's back and having him...

Flame Genie Wood Pellet Fire Pit

$101.85 - $268.36 from Amazon »

The Flame Genie can't grant your every wish, but if your wish is to have a wood pellet-burning fire pit on your back deck or patio this summer, then your wish is its command...

Bad Idea Pyro Cage Incinerator

$309 from Amazon »

Now here's a Bad Idea: a 48" American steel Pyro Cage incinerator to use in place of your 55-gallon drum for burning yard debris, cardboard, and bad juju. The Pyro Cage has a panel construction with a tab-and-slot design...

Scotch Brains Hot Pepper Seeds

$4.99 from Amazon »

Who wants to eat braaaiiinnns? What if they're extra spicy, hot sauce challenge-worthy braaaiiinnns? Anyone? Anyone? Zombies? Sean Evans?...

Dutchtub Loveseat

$4k from Weltevree »

The Dutchtub has multiplied! I first saw Floris Schoonderbeek's wood-fired hot tub years ago as a single basin model. I'm not sure when he added the Dutchtub Loveseat to the collection, but now that my household carries...

Promithi Mini Camping Axe Multi-Tool

$14.99 from Amazon »

This mini camping axe has just a 60mm (2.4") blade, but Promithi says it's still good for chopping, cutting, splitting, and trimming. Hmmm. Hot dogs into slices for the kids, maybe...

Case Astronaut Knife M-1

$186.99 from Blade HQ »

The original Case Astronaut Knife M-1 blades traveled to the moon and back 9 times from 1968-1972. NASA commissioned them from W.R. Case & Sons Cutlery Company to stock the spacecraft for their Apollo program. For 2019...

Tammock Freestanding Hammock-Tent

$299 - $349 from LIT Outdoors »

LIT Outdoors packs a tent and hammock into a portmanteau with their Tammock, an all-in-one camping shelter combining a freestanding hammock with a tent pitched around it. For those who prefer hovering off the ground and...

Atroposknife Fortel Transformer Knives

$165 - $999 from Atroposknife »

Atroposknife's Fortel series of transformer knives come in various metals and finishes, with different styles of blades and implements hiding inside. What they all share in common: looking like simple lightsaber hilts...

Greenworks 40V Power Cart

$349 - $499 from Amazon »

I'm strong like ox. Strong like bull. Strong like draught horse. Strong like...I have a Greenworks 40V Power Cart with self-propelled 10" wheels helping me out...

Goose, Wingman of the Road Motorcycle Tent

Here's hoping Wingman of the Road's Goose doesn't bite it, leaving you despondent and questioning your need, your need for speed, at the peak of your story arc. More than a simple motorcycle tent, Goose is all-in-one...

Bug-A-Salt 2.0 Insect Shotgun - Lawn & Garden Model

$42.95 from Amazon »

It's been over 6 years since the original Bug-A-Salt shotgun, an insect exterminator whose only ammo is simple table salt, blasted through its crowdfunding campaign, and took in over half a million dollars in pledges...

Flow Hives Langstroth-Style Cedar Beehive

$699 from Amazon »

B**ch is always gonna have your honey with a Flow Hive, because this Langstroth-style cedar beehive can be summed in 3 words: Honey. On. Tap...

Palram Chalet Greenhouse

$1,967.56 from Amazon »

Cultivate some plants...or some margaritas...from within the double walls and aluminum frame of a Palram Chalet greenhouse. The 12' x 8' x 9' structure, with its 4mm twin wall roof panels and polycarbonate side panels...

TentTube One-Minute Inflatable Tent

$249 - $299 from TentTube »

You'll huff, and you'll puff, and you'll blow your house up! Heimplanet has been making inflatable tents - or rather, tents with inflatable poles - for years now. But owning one will cost you. Presuming the TentTube do...