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Insta-Chain Automatic Tire Chains

Sadly, you cannot install Insta-Chains on your Honda Fit for instant traction in snow and ice conditions; the whirling automatic tire chains are made only for large commercial vehicles. But if you're a professional truck...

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Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue

$519.80 from Amazon »

King Cobra says, "Rise and shine, Cornelius!" And, "Welcome home, She-Ra: Princess of Power!" And, "Whatcha workin' on, Tom from IT?" And, "Hey there, Mama...." Nah. I won't Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue my mama....

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Vehicle Tire Snow Socks

$45.99 - $60.99 from Amazon »

Super Snow Socks aren't for the interminably cold feet of my girlfriend*, they're for the traction-challenged feet of my car that show up whenever winter drinks too much and then pukes it up all over the road just in...

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TAXA TigerMoth Trailer

Pack away your winter blues in the TAXA TigerMoth adventure trailer's roof rack system, tongue-mounted toolbox, front cargo step, and roof cargo deck. Still cold, snowed-in, and melancholy? The camper has even more room...

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Channellock 8.88" Compact Rescue Tool

$32.50 from Amazon »

If you're familiar with Channellock's 89 Rescue Tool, the 87 here has come to prove you don't have to be tall and strapping to get the job done. At 2" shorter and 30% lighter than its counterpart, the 87 Rescue Tool equips...

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Swiss Army Pioneer Pocket Knife

$26.91 from Amazon »

You know what a Swiss Army Knife is. And if you don't, go ask your parents. It's an important conversation to have, and their place, not mine, to have it with you. Victorinox calls this simple, effective, lightweight...

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The Muncher Titanium Multi-Utensil

$35 - $50 from Full Windsor »

Long day outside. Sun, sweat, and dirt on your skin. A rumbling in your gut. It's time. To munch. And if you're on Team Full Windsor, it's time to Muncher. The outdoor and cycle accessory brand recently crowdfunded their...

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The Ridge Slim Front Pocket Wallets

$45 - $105 from The Ridge »

Don't let overstuffed, bulging bi-folds infiltrate your pockets! Fight the Costanza Effect! Get on the Ridge! The Ridge slim front pocket wallets highlight 2 EDC must-haves, simplicity and compactness, across a line of...

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Stowaway Tools

Klecker Knives adds to its arsenal of handiness, previously populated by the KLAX Multi-Tool Axe Head and kiddo how-to Trigger Knife Kit, with Stowaway Tools. The line of slip-in / slide-out implements pair best with...

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Panama Banana Lounger & Soccer Goal

Net a few kicks with the round one, and then recover from the exertion with the cold one in Agota Rimsaite's Panama Banana, a soccer goal that turns 90 degrees into a hammock-style rocking lounger. Throw in a side of...

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Blake McFarland Tire Sculptures

And I thought using old tires for Cross-Fit training and Tough Mudder obstacle courses was a nice way to recycle. But when artist Blake McFarland hauls the landfill-bound tires he finds into his studio, he doesn't use...

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Lay-Z-Spa Miami 4-Person Inflatable Hot Tub

$349.99 from Amazon »

It's winter, it's dark, football's almost over, I think it's time for a hot tub. To soak away my sorrows and boredom. And maybe deliver a little muscle therapy to that bit of my back I tweaked trying to grab my razor...

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Gourmet Cedar Cooking Wraps

$10.17 from Amazon »

Flavor! Moisture! Presentation! I hadn't seen cedar cooking wraps like these before, but a Google, or even an Amazon search turns up a ton of choices and images for the nifty food scrolls. This pack includes ten, 6" x...

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T-Rex Ferociously Strong Tape

$4.47 - $26.91 from Amazon »

Like its namesake in the world of dinosaurs, T-Rex Tape says it's the biggest, strongest, and most favorite in the world of duct tapes. And like the Cretaceous beast, T-Rex Tape also hates pushups and hand clapping, so...

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EcoGear FX Tactical LED Flashlight Kit

$49.99 from Amazon »

Check out the beam of EcoGear FX's TK120 flashlight. I think they call those CREE XML high-powered LEDs "tactical" because shining the torch in the dark helps you achieve an ultimate goal of not head butting a tree or...

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Avalanche Wheeled Roof Rake for Snow Removal

$129.99 from Amazon »

The Avalanche Wheeled Roof Rake is a tool that reminds me how much I hate doing home maintenance. But since Albie down the street's mama says he's too young to crawl around on my own mama's roof to shovel the snow off...

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Morakniv Eldris Neck Knife

$24.62 - $29.85 from Amazon »

I'll pass on a knifed neck, but a neck knife? That I will take under consideration. The Morakniv Eldris is a 2.2" 12c27 stainless steel fixed blade, won a "2016 Scandinavian outdoor award" for its functionality, quality...

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Micro USB Rechargeable Lantern

$19.99 from Amazon »

Tiny but pretty damn powerful, Goal Zero's Micro USB Rechargeable Lantern is the perfect little buddy to accompany you home this New Year's Eve when you're too drunk and ambitious / stubborn / blacked out from society...

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Apocalypse Shovel

$85.95 from Amazon »

Time to bury 2016. Mykel Hawke's Apocalypse Shovel will help you whack, impale, and chop it up on its way into the ground too. A super rugged survivalist's multi-tool, the Apocalypse Shovel V 1.0 incorporates a fixed...

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Campfire Defender - Cover, Prolong, or Extinguish

$249.95 from Amazon »

Use the Campfire Defender to safely snuff out your pyre of flames without dumping vats of water and piles of dirt onto it, and without steaming up ash and soot, and leaving yourself with a sopping wet fire pit to tend...

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Tapui Baja Series Rooftop Tents

$1,150 - $1,650 from Tapui »

Car camping. Rooftop car camping with a Tapui Baja Series rack-attached tent. Now that the shortest day of the year is gone, it's like summer is just around the corner. At least that's what I'm going to spend all of January...

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Stiga Snowracer King Size GT Sled

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Stiga calls this sled in their Snowracer series "King Size" because it's big enough for you to hop onto with your kid. Or, you know, by yourself while he waits at the top of the hill and cheers you on. Come on, how many...

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Ultra-Lightweight Titanium Camping Cutlery

$29.99 from Amazon »

This set of ultra-lightweight titanium camping cutlery from Esbit gives you one last shot to slice into and spoon up some online Christmas shopping before Father Time puts a fork in delivery options and calls 'em done....

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NoZipp Ultralight Zipperless Sleeping Bag

$299.99 from Amazon »

Wrestling with your sleeping bag on a night that's colder than a polar bear's toenails because the F'ing zipper is all caught up in the F'ing nylon F'ing mother F'er F'ing sucks. A similar number of F bombs are warranted...

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Folding Hand Saw

$12.99 from Amazon »

This Folding Hand Saw's logo looks kind of like Ferrari's. Am I to believe this is the Ferrari of hand saws? Powerful? Fast? Almost guaranteed to get me laid? Oh boy, I hope so!...

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110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$15.49 from Amazon »

Strictly speaking, Attwood Marine's Bellow Signal Horn is meant for boaters and sailers, a tool to be kept on board for use in alerting others of your presence, or draw attention in emergency situations. You can also...

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Gerber EAB Lite 2.8" Pocket Knife

$9 from Amazon »

Cheap gifts that don't suck are the best! Gerber always seems to pull through for me around the holidays, this year with their EAB Lite, a tiny pocket knife that will take up only 2.8" of space inside the pockets of people...

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Dozuki Z Saw

$26.96 from Amazon »

Seeing Dozuki's "Z" Saw reminds me this dude Franz I used to know always called me "Big Z." I asked him why once, but he pretended he didn't hear the question. I think it's pretty clear now though that there's a new Big...

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Grill Tumbler

$49.99 from Amazon »

Tumble your raw meat and veggies into BBQ gold! Or at least make sure they're fully marinated and evenly cooked with the help of Brookstone's Grill Tumbler. Step 1: Chop your grub and dump it into the enclosed octagon....

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KLAX - Lightweight Multi-Tool Axe

$140 - $180 from Amazon »

Without a handle the Feller KLAX axe head serves as 7 different practical tools, including a hex wrench, hex bit driver, ruler, and bottle opener. And for anyone who likes huntin' for the best stick in the woods between...

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Hand Machined Fire Piston

$125 from Amazon »

A Hand Machined Fire Piston is the best Christmas gift for the best part of after Christmas: the Christmas Tree Bonfire. My friend Mikey Z holds one every year, inviting all he knows to bring their dead, dried-up firs...

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The Blaze Fire Tower

$499 from Blaze »

Blaze looks to combine the best parts of a fire pit with the best parts of a grill in their Blaze Fire Tower. And me, I'm lookin' to come out the other side of Christmas in a Blaze of glory....

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Onegee Bungee Adjustable Bungee Cord

$14.99 - $16.99 from Amazon »

Onegee Bungee to rule them all. Really. According to the makers of this adjustable bungee system, without the restrictions of a set length and stretch you'll find thousands of applications for the cords and their slide-and-lock...

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Gerber Center-Drive Multi-Tool

$106.87 from Amazon »

Gerber's new Center-Drive Multi-Tool is going to be the Zyllion shiatsu massage pillow of the 2016 holiday season. That is, the gift you unwrap and think, Hey, cool, thankee, Mama! and then you use it once and think...

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FireDisc Carbon Steel Grill

$313.18 - $374.66 from Amazon »

"We challenge each customer to put this grill to the test as the most rugged, best designed, quality tasting and cooking grill you can buy." Well. No one can say there's a lack of confidence in Katy, TX, home of the FireDisc...

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Kobi Autonomous Yard Work Robot

$3,999 from Kobi »

Kobi eats snow for breakfast! Kobi mows lawns with the stamina of a gamer sitting down to Gears of War 4 for the first time. Kobi sucks up leaves and spits them out like a piece of sushi that looks delicious on the plate...

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Kootek Self-Defense Flashlight

$24.98 from Amazon »

Need a knife, a hammer, and a self defense club in a flash? Then you might want to carry Kootek's knife, hammer, and self defense club in a flash...light....

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The Reel-Quik Hitch

$349 from Hitchrific »

The Reel-Quik Hitch is the Alex Hitchens of trailer and boat hookups. Even if you're not an Albert Brennanman with your truck or SUV, Hitchrific's clever gadget can help make the connection process way smoother, quicker...

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Brush Hero Water-Powered Detail Brush

$39.99 from Amazon »

You can Brush Hero your car tires, you can Brush Hero your bike tires. You can Brush Hero your headlights and all the bits under your hood. You can Brush Hero your dirty grills and your dirty flower pots and your dirty...

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Sven-Saw 21" Folding Saw

$38.95 from Amazon »

Low in weight, high in strength, and bendy as a Russian gymnast, the Sven-Saw is a rugged outdoorsman's tool whose blade folds away into a safe and compact strip when not in use. This model has a 21" Swedish steel blade...

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Solo Stove Bonfire

$249 from Solo Stove »

Solo Stove's latest release, the Bonfire backyard firepit, is one of the hottest campaigns on Kickstarter right now. At printing it was flaming with over $200,000 in backer pledges, smoking its $15,000 funding goal and...

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Smokemiester BBQ Smoker Grill Converter

$119.95 from Amazon »

Holy smokes...miester! A Weber, a hole saw, and a coupla Bud Light Limes on a Saturday afternoon, and my Bru-BQ Wayne kettle grill becomes a Bat-Smoker too! The Smokemiester BBQ Smoker converts any covered grill into...

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Suncast Wood & Resin Deck Box

$151.04 from Amazon »

As if the end of summer isn't depressing enough, now I have to figure out where to store all of my patio furniture cushions and floating pool bars for the winter. Since everyone thinks I'm the master of looking up crap...

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Kamp-Rite Double Tent Cot

$179.95 from Amazon »

A double Kamp-Rite Tent Cot?! Now that's a fine looking piece of sleeping dry and critter-free amidst the glory of nature and a liter of hooch. But my girlfriend hates camping. I only go with my friend Cornelius and...

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Hardcore Survivalist Hatchet

$140 from Amazon »

What's in a name? If you're the Hardcore Survivalist Hatchet, at least enough to get me to click on you when I see you in my Amazon search results. I hope a 19-ounce head and 18" American Hickory curved handle will make...

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Microtech Bounty Hunter Tactical Knife

$350 from Amazon »

But is Microtech's Bounty Hunter Knife sharp, strong, and jagged enough to help Boba Fett claw his way out of the Sarlacc? (The one in my toilet, maybe?) This nod to Star Wars and Mandalorian Green is a Microtech factory...

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Table Top Charcoal Grill

$59.97 from Amazon »

Anyone out there expecting a Labor Day BBQ that's not going to be rained out or celebrated under a thick, grisly, old-musty-bedspread-from-the-Motel-6 cover of clouds? Well then. Pin a rose on your nose, and set a Char-Griller...

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EGO Power+ 14" Cordless Chainsaw

$249 - $319.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, this will power my ego alright. The EGO Power+ Chainsaw claims its 14" bar and chain, and smooth, high-efficiency brushless motor will provide Power Beyond Belief. They even capitalize "Power Beyond Belief" because...