Outdoors

LOEVA Le StandUp - Transparent Stand Up Paddle Board

I know this coneheaded transparent stand up paddle board might look like an alien, but I swear, it comes from France. (Look up the reference, kids.) It's even called Le StandUp...

CRKT Provoke First Responder Morphing Pocket Knife

$206.27 from Amazon »

Whether you're warning someone not to provoke you, or getting ready to do some provokin' yourself, the CRKT Provoke First Responder is a morphing, karambit-style pocket knife at your service...

Cuisinart Flat Top Grill

$229.49 from Amazon »

The beauty of this flat top grill, the Cuisinart 22" Two-Burner Griddle, is fat. Fat from your burgers. Fat from your brats. Fat from your steaks. Fat from your pork chops. Melting out under the heat of 30,000 BTUs, but...

A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Inflatable

$269.99 from Amazon »

Gemmy's A Christmas Story 8' Living Projection Airblown Inflatable might be the easiest way to make sure your house is the one cars park outside to stare at this holiday season. ... Maybe tied with tossing together a...

Zento Hot Tub Gazebo with Bar

$4,998 from Home Depot »

The Zento hot tub gazebo and its surrounding bar have one thing to say: and you thought a 12' skeleton was the Home Depot find of the year...

Ice Scraper Mitts

$16.98 from Amazon »

The biting morning cold. The cringey sound of the scraper. The reach across your windshield that has a 50/50 chance of tweaking your back. The damp, frozen, useless hand you're left with right when it's time to grip your...

SmithFly Cabana Raft

$1,999 from SmithFly »

Your zen moment of Monday: the SmithFly Cabana Raft. Floating in the hot sun on a cool lake. Bobbing in the ocean with a daiquiri in one hand and a selfie stick in the other. Takin' the Cabana Raft down to the swimmin'...

Tertill Garden Weeding Robot

$349 from Tertill »

Hey dude, got any weeeeeds? Yeah? Well, the Tertill is a garden weeding robot that doesn't just whack them for you, but travels continuously throughout your garden, churning up the top layer of soil, and preventing them...

Estwing Machete with Saw-Back Blade

$46.98 from Amazon »

The Estwing Machete with its saw-back blade brings us a lifehack in all senses of the word. Literally, this bad boy will hack away all the shizit in your life - from blackberry bushes overtaking the backyard to kindling-ripe...

Winterial Downhill Inflatable Snow Sled

$99.99 from Amazon »

The Winterial Downhill Inflatable Snow Sled is about to blow up your winter recreation. Word on the street is that snow sport alternatives to skiing and snowboarding are going to be especially popular in 2020 since social...

M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe

$102.99 from Amazon »

While the M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe doesn't seem like nearly as bad of an idea as the "machete multi-tool" that is the Omniblade, one thing I would recommend to anyone trekking with the dual-use...

UKIAH Tailgater Fire Pit Sound System

$359 - $619 from Amazon »

Pumpin' heat and beats. The UKIAH Tailgater series Music Fire Pits lights up your sound system and brings the tunes to your dancing flames with a self-contained, portable propane fire that ignites atop a rugged, battery-powered...

Radiate Portable Campfire

$27.99 - $28.99 from Amazon »

Radiate Portable Campfire: Because Campfire in a Can was already taken. And by this, a propane-fueled burner with removable canister that hardly even lives up to its name!...

Line Cutterz Ring - Quick Fishing Line Cutter

$11.75 - $16.99 from Amazon »

The Line Cutterz ring makes cutting fishing line a snap - right through the dual-sided stainless steel blade nestled under the protective curve of the tool's raised top. Line Cutterz can snip through braid, fluorocarbon...

Magical Flames Ultimate Flames Campfire Colorant

Sold Out from Amazon »

Magical Flames believes they have one-upped themselves with Ultimate Flames, a campfire colorant that burns with "35% more color!" than their original fire-tinting tincture. And that's great! Campfires are mesmerizing...

Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System

$18.26 from Amazon »

The Oatey Mystic Rainwater Collection System seems like a pretty great idea...except for the part where I have to saw out a 6" section of my mama's existing downspout to make room for it. Oh the tongue lashing I'll get...

Tough Tesla 2.0 Outdoor Lighter

$23.93 from Amazon »

Tesla coils, plasma beams, arc lighters. So many names for the Tough Tesla style of electric flamemaker that sparks via a USB-rechargeable battery, and powers through both wind and rain to get your wick, your campfire...

Omniblade Machete Multi-Tool

$59.99 from Amazon »

Uh, I know it's called an Omniblade, but I still wonder if it's wise to hold this apocalypse-ready machete multi-tool from omni ends. For example, it seems like the Omniblade grip the dude in the photo has chosen is just...

HitchFire Forge 15 Grill

$449 from HitchFire »

"Adventure grilling." I'm sure that was a term before HitchFire applied it to their Forge 15 Grill. But rather than a slick hitch-mounted BBQ that rides in the way, way back of your truck or SUV for easy and space-saving...

Go Fast Campers SuperLite Roof Tent

$1,299 - $1,669 from Go Fast Campers »

The Go Fast Campers SuperLite Roof Tent is a race tent. Huh? At just 80 pounds, with a 50" x 90" footprint - basically the same weight and amount of space my wife's luggage consumes when we go camping - GFC designed and...

MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight

$669.95 from Amazon »

Since 2020 has been so dark and depressing, why don't we try to spread some light throughout the rest of the year. Look here, I've got a Gonex 18,000 lumen flashlight I'm gonna flick on and...huh. Didn't even make a dent...

Peter Pepper Seeds

$4 from Amazon »

The tongue twister is wrong! It's actually, Peter Piper picked a peck of peter pepper. Or maybe, Peter Piper picked a pecker of pickled peppers. Either way, then he was all like, Oh ladies! Who wants to try out my tongue...

PowerLix Ultralight Inflatable Sleeping Pad

$37.95 from Amazon »

PowerLix, eh? Are you sure this ultralight inflatable "sleeping pad" is just a bed of ergonomic hex air cells that provide campers comfort and support for a good night's sleep under the stars? And not, say, the equivalent...

The Game Bag - Wearable Waterproof & Windproof Blanket

$69 from Amazon »

And when the peewee soccer game is over, it's potato sack race time for the parents! Look, Mom and Dad, The Game Bag will even keep you warm and dry as you wait for Junior and his buddies to finish up so the real hopping...