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Robomow Robotic Lawn Mower

$699 - $2,499 from Amazon »

Robomow. Just another example of robots taking human jobs. Husbands and sons of the world, I hear your protests. I feel your outrage. I...wait. Actually, I don't hear or feel anything from the husbands and sons of the...

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Eye of Sauron Fire Pit

$643.38 from Etsy »

I bet this fire pit knows some good ghost stories. What I didn't bet was that Sauron moved his Dark Tower to Canada, where he and his Evil Eye now mostly roast marshmallows and try to taunt Canadians into saying something...

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Radius Garden Root Slayer Shovel

$49.99 from Amazon »

Root Slayer. For hacking off and digging up those stubborn roots in the backyard. I think my girlfriend has some hair dye called Root Slayer too. It serves a slightly different function than the shovel you see here. Both...

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Modpools - Shipping Container Swimming Pools

$26,900 from Modpools »

Rather the seal him inside a shipping container bound for Abu Dhabi, why not fill that shipping container with water and let Odie dog paddle around inside it with you this summer? Dig up a big hole in your backyard, and...

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Pro-Pointer Waterproof Metal Detector

$127.45 from Amazon »

Frisbee? Volleyball? Flexing? Pssshhh! If you really want to impress the ladies on the beach this summer, find them a precious metal nugget from the ocean with Garrett's Pro Pointer AT Metal Detector. The underwater treasure...

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Inflatable Floating Water Walkway

$158.97 from Amazon »

BYOB-squared. That's build your own barge, and then bring your own booze with this inflatable Floating Water Walkway from World of Watersports. The 6' x 10' rafts provide a firm walking(-on-water) surface when firmly...

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Jetfoiler Hydrofoil Electric Surfboard

I'm about to Jetfoiler your plans to learn to surf this summer, because Kai Concepts has stuck a hydrofoil under a surfboard and added an electric motor to create a wild-looking water toy and transporter that's probably...

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Monster Towel - World's Biggest Beach Towel

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Why have a threesome when you can have a fivesome? The Monster Towel is the World's Orgy-est Beach Towel! Oh, uh, I mean, the World's Biggest Beach Towel! At least that's what the people who make the 10' x 10' Monster...

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TAC Force Double-Blade Folding Knife

$11.42 - $11.61 from Amazon »

TAC Force's Double-Blade Folding Knife is kind of like a Batarang. A Batarang for the outdoorsman who's battling fishing line and MRE packages instead of The Joker and his Henchmen. One hand can open this spring-assisted...

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Inflat-A-Bull Pool Toy

$149.49 from Amazon »

Save a horse, ride a pool toy. The Inflat-A-Bull might be the most clever--and scariest; check out the photo-realistic print on that toro's face!--pool toy I've ever seen. And he's here to buck you right into summer 2017....

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Gorilla Gripper Panel Carrier

$98.99 from Amazon »

Tighter even than Harambe's hold on our hearts, the Gorilla Gripper clings hard to heavy sheet goods so one dude can carry them without risk of back or neck injury, or a raging splinter, when his friend Cornelius is too...

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The Camperbox - Backseat Bed in a Bag

$157 - $175 from The Camperbox »

It's like The Camperbox read my mind. I was just talking about sleeping in a van down by the river. But it was in reference to Raptor's Platform XL fishing boat, what I consider to be the water-faring version of a van...

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Aquor House Hydrant

$89.99 from Amazon »

Scorching summer day. Lounging on the patio. Gazing at the lawn. What's missing? Hose, hose, hose. And a water outlet pimped out with an Aquor House Hydrant. Because the grass meeting your gaze is brown, and the marigolds...

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Mollusc Nano 2 Accordion Tent

$432 - $487 from Mollusc »

Regress a few decades to your baby buggy days with Mollusc's Nano 2, a canopy-style tent that accordions open and closed to provide the shade and coverage, or panoramic views you seek while camping. While hanging at a...

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NatureZap Weed Killer

$99 - $199 from Amazon »

The NatureZap series of weed-killing wands eliminates pests of the chlorophyll persuasion without the use of harmful chemicals, or harmful bends and twists of your lumbar spine. NatureZap combines a cocktail of Infrared...

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Japanese Steel Pruning Shears

$64.95 from Amazon »

These Garden Elite Japanese steel pruning shears are a fun reminder that it's almost time for spring cleaning. And all the weeding, trimming, mowing, and mulching you'll get to spend 3 straight weekends, and many doses...

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Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat

$2,685 from Raptor Boats »

The Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat is where I imagine Chris Farley would reside if he moved from his van down by onto a raft down on the river. The inflatable floatable is certainly a sight to behold, and maybe in a...

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Handy Camel Bag Clip

$9.79 from Amazon »

Know what needs a Great. Big. Hug? Your bag of kitty litter. Your bag of BBQ charcoal. And the potting mix and ice melt. But if you don't like hugging and lugging your giant bags of home and garden crap around your home...

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ClipMate USB Clip-On Light

$35.47 from Amazon »

Turn any hat into a headlamp, any pair of pants into a party with the ClipMate USB, a rechargeable light that clips onto a variety of surfaces to shine the way hands-free in an equal variety of situations. Runners and...

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BigSup 10-Person Paddle Board

$2,590 from Amazon »

Everyone and their dog can take a paddle 'round the water on Supflex's BigSup. This board is giant at 18' long x 7' wide, and has an equally giant load-bearing capacity of 1,550 pounds, which is 350 pounds more than the...

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CircSaw Compact Folding Hand Saw

$14.89 from Amazon »

Welcome to Circ de Saw-lay, where IDL Tools' acrobatic strongman will slice through slabs of wood and pipes of PVC, fold itself completely in half to form a compact little disc, and slip onto your tool belt, teeth covered...

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Bel Aire Outdoor Fireplace

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Add some crackle to your back yard with Sunjoy's Bel Aire Outdoor Fireplace. The freestanding unit is modeled after an indoor fireplace, with a mantle and chimney to add ambience to patio parties and lounge sessions...

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Aniva Cosa Transforming Chiminea & Grill

Aniva's Cosa lifts, flips, and slides between cooking your raw meat (BBQ), serving your succulent meat (side table), and heating your body meat (fire pit, or chiminea) while you eat it. The transforming grill impressed...

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Sumo Tube Wearable Inflatable Towable

$123.23 from Amazon »

I know. Way too much alliteration for a Wednesday afternoon. To break things up, and appease the boatless, I'll add that the Sumo Wearable Inflatable Towable is also a Wearable Inflatable Surf Suit. And it looks awwwwwwesommmmme!...

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Solo Skiff Fishing Kayak

$1,850 from Solo Skiff »

Those times you just wanna motor / row / paddle away from it all and cast a line? Solo Skiff feels you. And feels it can serve you well however you choose to get yourself there. The hybrid boat is one-piece seamless motorized...

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The Renegade Broom

$37 from Amazon »

The Renegade isn't likely to make cleanups and yard work more fun, but the thick arched bristles of this curved pull broom should give you more effective, and gratifying results....

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Sled Legs

$59.95 from Amazon »

Sled Legs are made in Canada. And that's your news for the day that contains no shock value, no potential for angering the masses, and nothing that makes you question how the hell we got here. In fact, it might be the...

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Insta-Chain Automatic Tire Chains

Sadly, you cannot install Insta-Chains on your Honda Fit for instant traction in snow and ice conditions; the whirling automatic tire chains are made only for large commercial vehicles. But if you're a professional truck...

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Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue

$529 from Amazon »

King Cobra says, "Rise and shine, Cornelius!" And, "Welcome home, She-Ra: Princess of Power!" And, "Whatcha workin' on, Tom from IT?" And, "Hey there, Mama...." Nah. I won't Life Size King Cobra Snake Statue my mama....

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Vehicle Tire Snow Socks

$45.99 - $60.99 from Amazon »

Super Snow Socks aren't for the interminably cold feet of my girlfriend*, they're for the traction-challenged feet of my car that show up whenever winter drinks too much and then pukes it up all over the road just in...

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TAXA TigerMoth Trailer

Pack away your winter blues in the TAXA TigerMoth adventure trailer's roof rack system, tongue-mounted toolbox, front cargo step, and roof cargo deck. Still cold, snowed-in, and melancholy? The camper has even more room...

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Channellock 8.88" Compact Rescue Tool

$31.55 from Amazon »

If you're familiar with Channellock's 89 Rescue Tool, the 87 here has come to prove you don't have to be tall and strapping to get the job done. At 2" shorter and 30% lighter than its counterpart, the 87 Rescue Tool equips...

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Swiss Army Pioneer Pocket Knife

$34.97 from Amazon »

You know what a Swiss Army Knife is. And if you don't, go ask your parents. It's an important conversation to have, and their place, not mine, to have it with you. Victorinox calls this simple, effective, lightweight...

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The Muncher Titanium Multi-Utensil

$35 - $50 from Full Windsor »

Long day outside. Sun, sweat, and dirt on your skin. A rumbling in your gut. It's time. To munch. And if you're on Team Full Windsor, it's time to Muncher. The outdoor and cycle accessory brand recently crowdfunded their...

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Stowaway Tools

Klecker Knives adds to its arsenal of handiness, previously populated by the KLAX Multi-Tool Axe Head and kiddo how-to Trigger Knife Kit, with Stowaway Tools. The line of slip-in / slide-out implements pair best with...

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Panama Banana Lounger & Soccer Goal

Net a few kicks with the round one, and then recover from the exertion with the cold one in Agota Rimsaite's Panama Banana, a soccer goal that turns 90 degrees into a hammock-style rocking lounger. Throw in a side of...

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Blake McFarland Tire Sculptures

And I thought using old tires for Cross-Fit training and Tough Mudder obstacle courses was a nice way to recycle. But when artist Blake McFarland hauls the landfill-bound tires he finds into his studio, he doesn't use...

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Lay-Z-Spa Miami 4-Person Inflatable Hot Tub

$352.40 from Amazon »

It's winter, it's dark, football's almost over, I think it's time for a hot tub. To soak away my sorrows and boredom. And maybe deliver a little muscle therapy to that bit of my back I tweaked trying to grab my razor...

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Gourmet Cedar Cooking Wraps

$10.13 from Amazon »

Flavor! Moisture! Presentation! I hadn't seen cedar cooking wraps like these before, but a Google, or even an Amazon search turns up a ton of choices and images for the nifty food scrolls. This pack includes ten, 6" x...

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T-Rex Ferociously Strong Tape

$4.47 - $26.91 from Amazon »

Like its namesake in the world of dinosaurs, T-Rex Tape says it's the biggest, strongest, and most favorite in the world of duct tapes. And like the Cretaceous beast, T-Rex Tape also hates pushups and hand clapping, so...

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EcoGear FX Tactical LED Flashlight Kit

$54.99 from Amazon »

Check out the beam of EcoGear FX's TK120 flashlight. I think they call those CREE XML high-powered LEDs "tactical" because shining the torch in the dark helps you achieve an ultimate goal of not head butting a tree or...

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Avalanche Wheeled Roof Rake for Snow Removal

$129.99 from Amazon »

The Avalanche Wheeled Roof Rake is a tool that reminds me how much I hate doing home maintenance. But since Albie down the street's mama says he's too young to crawl around on my own mama's roof to shovel the snow off...

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Morakniv Eldris Neck Knife

$24.62 - $29.85 from Amazon »

I'll pass on a knifed neck, but a neck knife? That I will take under consideration. The Morakniv Eldris is a 2.2" 12c27 stainless steel fixed blade, won a "2016 Scandinavian outdoor award" for its functionality, quality...

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Micro USB Rechargeable Lantern

$23.77 from Amazon »

Tiny but pretty damn powerful, Goal Zero's Micro USB Rechargeable Lantern is the perfect little buddy to accompany you home this New Year's Eve when you're too drunk and ambitious / stubborn / blacked out from society...

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Apocalypse Shovel

$109.92 from Amazon »

Time to bury 2016. Mykel Hawke's Apocalypse Shovel will help you whack, impale, and chop it up on its way into the ground too. A super rugged survivalist's multi-tool, the Apocalypse Shovel V 1.0 incorporates a fixed...

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Campfire Defender - Cover, Prolong, or Extinguish

$249.95 from Amazon »

Use the Campfire Defender to safely snuff out your pyre of flames without dumping vats of water and piles of dirt onto it, and without steaming up ash and soot, and leaving yourself with a sopping wet fire pit to tend...

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Tapui Baja Series Rooftop Tents

$1,150 - $1,650 from Tapui »

Car camping. Rooftop car camping with a Tapui Baja Series rack-attached tent. Now that the shortest day of the year is gone, it's like summer is just around the corner. At least that's what I'm going to spend all of January...

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Stiga Snowracer King Size GT Sled

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Stiga calls this sled in their Snowracer series "King Size" because it's big enough for you to hop onto with your kid. Or, you know, by yourself while he waits at the top of the hill and cheers you on. Come on, how many...