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Valyrian Steel Razors

$25.99 from Firebox.com »

Valyrian Steel Razors don't come with any replacement blades, and have none available to purchase. Because the blades attached to their respective iconic Game of Thrones weapon hilts never dull. And maybe also the cats...

Craptails

$14.95 from Amazon »

What do you call The World's Worst, Weirdest, and Most Disturbing Drinks? Craptails. Complete with martini glass filled with a soft-serve swirl of poo. Clint Lanier and Derek Hembree endeavor to teach us "the art of crapology"...

Lady on Carpet Rug

$1,638 from Amazon »

I wonder if the woman trapped in this Seletti Wears TOILETPAPER Rug looks ill at ease because she's trapped in a rug, or because Treehorn's thug just peed on her...

Custom Shrunken Head Replica

$275 - $299 from Etsy »

I'd say a Custom Shrunken Head Replica would make a great revenge gift for a frenemy, but given its cost and, more importantly, sheer awesomeness, I think I'd like one of Supermongrel Studios' ultra-realistic tribal trophies...

Iglucraft Handcrafted Saunas & Cabins

$11k - $50k from Iglucraft »

I actually can't say this too often but yeah, I'm the Dude. And yeah, Iglucraft, I want that. Iglucraft handcrafted saunas and cabins are 1-person to family-sized outdoor retreats. The former is of a hot spa-like persuasion...

Flat Earth Snow "Globe"

$26.99 from Firebox.com »

A giant blizzard snows down on this 100% accurate replica of how Earth looks from space, depicting both the rightness of flat earthers, and proving there's no such thing as global warming! So suck it, sheeple!...

Self Defense UFC Ears

$6.06 from Amazon »

Live in a sketchy neighborhood? Getting bullied at school? UFC Ears are a simple and cheap self defense tool for people concerned for their personal safety in any location or environment...

Bella Dolls Sex Doll Brothel (NSFW)

$55 - $185 from Bella Dolls »

That's right, a sex doll brothel. Owned by a husband and wife team, Bella Dolls currently operates out of Vancouver, BC, though if you're closer to the Kamloops, BC area, you can partake in House of Dolls, their sex doll...

St. Andrews Beach House

Off to Oz we go today. More specifically, St. Andrews Beach on Victoria's Mornington Peninsula, where the strip malls and restaurants are nil, the corner store and brewery exist singly, and the sand dunes provide the...

Mars X-House: 1/3 Scale Mars Habitat Prototype

$15 - $2,500 from Kickstarter »

It's time to start shopping for real estate on Mars! SEArch+ / Apis Cor are offering up a piece of the Mars X-House to early settlers, or at least a chance to help prototype a 1/3 scale prototype of the 3D-printed habitat...

Quantum Sharpie & Playing Card Magic Trick

$34.95 from Theory11 »

Illusion and trickery never get old. Even for those not involved in politics. Calen Morelli developed the Quantum magic trick for budding magicians, lifes of the party, and Instagram attention-seekers to use in dazzling...

Headlight Fluid

$10.49 from Amazon »

Winter drivers are always thinking about ice scrapers and ice melt, iceScreens and anti-freeze, but no one ever remembers to stock up on headlight fluid. And what happens then, on those dark, snowy nights on the road...

Knocked Upside Down Christmas Tree

$219.99 from Amazon »

And you thought skewering your Christmas tree to the stand was hard before. Treetopia's terrific optical illusion, the 7' Knocked Upside Down Christmas Tree, gives everyone out there looking to stand out - or, as it were...

People Pot Pies

$30 - $35 from Etsy »

What the Marie Callender's is a People Pot Pie? According to Ashley Newman, owner of Etsy shop It Came From Under My Bed, and possible evil witch from Hansel & Gretel, it is a "pie made of people." People mixed with fava...

The Hive House

There's something moderately unsettling about Studio 512's Hive House. Not excessively unsettling, but enough that I can't look at it without feeling like I'm in one of my dreams where I have to take an exam for a math...

Shiftpod Recreation & Survival Shelters

$699 - $1,699 from Advanced Shelter Systems »

Think of Shiftpods as tents on Dark-Out super composite fabric. It's the steroids of the outdoor shelter world. Shiftpods are quick-pitch geodesic domes made with synthetic down thermal insulation and ultra-reflective...

Hobbit-Hole Vacation Rental

$400 from Airbnb »

In a hole in the ground there lived...a host with an enterprising spirit and keen eye for design. This Hobbit-Hole Cottage, a vacation rental in the Columbia River Gorge region of Washington state, is one of the finest...

Happy Half Pint Glass

$12.71 from Amazon »

The Happy Half Pint Glass is the perfect gift for the beer lover...the beer lover who maybe loves beer a little too much. Who maybe needs to cut back a little. Say, by half...

Life-Size Human Eyeball Ring

$13.50 from Amazon »

In looking through the listing for this life-size human eyeball ring on Amazon, the first thing I noticed is that it isn't the only life-size human eyeball you can buy on Amazon. I don't know why I was surprised...

BrewDog DogHouse - Crowdfunded Craft Beer Hotel

$162 - $234 from BrewDog »

BrewDog's DogHouse hotel and brewery will sleep and souse up its first guests in Columbus, OH on August 27, 2018. Calling themselves the "world's first crowdfunded craft beer hotel*" BrewDog decided to plant some of its...

Conker Living Pods

$27k from Conker »

At $27,000, a Conker living pod isn't very realistic for most of us to buy as a backyard escape. Maybe an office, if the alternative is putting an addition on your house, but even then...I can always work at the Starbucks...

Le Koroc Tiny House Boat

$61k from Daigno »

When the tiny home fad caught up with Quebec-based boat builders Daigno, I'll bet it didn't take them too long to conclude that the only thing more adorable and romantically minimalist than a tiny house is a tiny house...

Build-Your-Own Casket Kit

$599 from Amazon »

Made of fresh Wisconsin pine, a sustainable resource that may also help drown out the smell of rotting flesh if you finish building your own casket, but don't quite get around to digging your own grave before you need...

Truck Surf Hotel

All aboard the surfmobile! The Truck Surf Hotel, as sweet in purpose as it is in design, takes passengers on weeklong trips interspersed with riding the roads of Portugal or Morocco, and the waves of the Atlantic Ocean...