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Elysium Weightless Chair

The Elysium Chair is the result of an equation defining posture and gravitational force. I think that's the math geek way of saying it's reeeeeeeal comfortable. So comfortable, it will simulate weightlessness when you...

Chris Maynard Feather Art

Chris Maynard's father was an eye surgeon. Chris inherited his manual dexterity. His precision. His patience. He also inherited his father's tools. But instead of becoming an ophthalmologist, he decided to use them to...

Sleeping Bag Chair

Someone please tell me this is the new proposed design for airplane seats. The Cocon is an armchair with an integrated sleeping bag. Designed by Celine Merhand and Anais Morel of Les M, the piece endeavors initiate "maximum...

Muzo - Personal Zone Creator & Noise Blocker

$159 from indiegogo »

Muzo uses anti-vibration technology to turn the world off. (Makes sense, given the number of other devices that use pro-vibration technology to turn the world on--VibeRider, anyone?) At approximately the size and shape...

Chill Sack 8-Foot Bean Bag Chair

$319 from Amazon »

They call it the Chill Sack only to avoid the lawyers' C&D letter or profit-sharing demands from a major corporation. But you can go ahead and call this giant 8-foot bean bag chair built for two (or three!) like it is:...

Quell - Wearable Pain Relief

$249 from Amazon »

I wonder if Quell would help the pain in my ass. No, I really have one. On the bottom of my left butt cheek when I sit for too long, kind of right where it...yeah, yeah, don't think you're the first to say that. People...

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Ugo Cedarwood Bench

Here's a true man's best friend. The UGO Cedarwood Bench is the kind of dog that will always be there when you need to take a load off, put your shoes on, set down the groceries, and find a boost to change the light bulb....

Kwan Loong Pain Relief Oil

$8.98 from Amazon »

No snake oil here. Just a 2-ounce bottle of pain-relieving, muscle-soothing, but-admittedly-funky-smelling Kwan Loong. I first experienced Kwan Loong Oil administered by the disturbingly powerful hands of a massage therapist...

Pig Cabinet

$1,260 from YLiving »

I just saw that pig eat 25 comic books, 11 old Cosmos, 7 random cables, 5 remote controls, a coupla IKEA catalogues, a stack of coasters, and an old Xbox console. What a porker!...

15-Minute Meat & Vegetable Vacuum Marinator

$89.90 from Amazon »

Not quite as good as tumbling your meat into diamonds, but way better than waiting 12 hours for it to marinate. The Chef's Elite 15-Minute Marinator uses a vacuum system and a (literal) drum roll to (literally) turn your...

The Toad Sofa

You can kiss the Toad Sofa if you want, ladies, but remember: fairy tales and wishes always seem to have a catch. The prince might turn out to be this. Or, worse, this....

Quaffer Double Bubble Layered Shot Glass

$5.69 from Amazon »

It was Jimmy Quaffa's destiny to design the Quaffer double bubble layered shot glass. Because "Quaffer" isn't just a play on Jimmy's name, it's an actual, dictionary-defined noun. One that probably existed long before...

Shark Hologram LED Night Light Lamp

$30.99 from Amazon »

If they'd given Joseph an Amazing Technicolor Dream Shark instead of a Dream Coat, this holographic LED lamp is probably what it would have looked like. It would've been a way better gift too--I bet Joseph's brothers...

LINE-X Virtually Indestructible Coating

By: LINE-X »

LINE-X protective coating supports a habit--no, not a habit, that suggests it's a bad thing. LINE-X protective coating supports a grand tradition I've established of extolling the bludgeoning, impaling, pulverizing, and...

Dino Lamps

$40 from Firebox.com »

Holy extinct species, Batman! Is that a Diplodocus on your nightstand, or have you just been shopping at Toys in Babeland again? Dino Lamps ignite the night, and all the dark crevices of your living space (except those...

Overbed Work Desk & Table

$99.99 from Amazon »

Awww, too sick to get out of bed? Better call the office and tell them you won't be in...but you'll be online in 5 thanks to your sweet little double-wide (or queen, or king--it's adjustable!) workstation on wheels, the...

Better TV Viewing Beer Mug

$10.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Like the Viking Beer Horn Glass, the Better TV Viewing Beer Mug gives you every reason to pick up your pint for a sip, and then keep on sipping 'til the last hoppy drop is gone. In the mug's case, the strategy isn't so...

Dyson Cinetic Big Ball Self-Righting Vacuum

$599.99 from Amazon »

Dyson has always been known for sucking hard and long. And their new Cinetic Big Ball vacuum contains 36 Dyson Cinetic tips that separate the microscopic dust they say clogs other vacuums, and upholds the company's never-lose-suction...

Survival Cards: EDC Multi-Tools in a Thin Credit Card Size

Barn Door Shower Curtain

$30.69 from Amazon »

Country boys, take the barn door with you and curtain it right across your shower rod when you leave the family farm for the big city this fall. This door might have a little more polyester it in that your typical pine...

Casper Dog Mattress

$125 - $225 from Casper »

Remember the Casper? Or should I say, the Hug & Bounce Mattress? Now your dog can get his game--and by game I mean 18 hours of sleep per day--on too with Casper's version Canine of their pressure-relieving memory and...

Octopus End Table

$800.58 from Amazon »

Good evening, Sir, I am Mr. Belv-octo-dere. Humbled to be at your service. Yep, that's right. This octopus wants to be your table. He wants to balance your beer and slices of MeatZZa perfectly level all day, all evening...

Viking Beer Horn Glass with Stand

Sold Out from Amazon »

Yeah, this glass beer horn technically has a stand that will hold it in between sips, but we all know real men take the beer by the horn and drink it 'til it's gone!...

MDK9 Dog Haus

$3,650 from RAH:DESIGN »

Axel here turned his nose up at the first house his owner Rahil Taj bought him, demanding something "less Peanuts and more Frank Lloyd Wright, dude. You know, clean lines, dramatic angles. And can we show some creativity...

Fidget Cube Desk Toy

$19 from Antsy Labs »

Whether it's the caffeine jitters, public speaking anxiety, or ants in your pants, those of us who aren't trained professionals in smoothness like James Bond and Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love will probably feel...

Saddle Barstool

$826.27 from Amazon »

I was at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, WY once and saw these Leather Saddle Barstools in action. I mean really in action. A young lady, a middle-aged wrangler, a lot of shots of old whiskey...it's a story...

Phil Curren Custom Car Chairs

What was Phil Curren thinking jumping from 30 years in the fire department to a "retirement" of restoring classic cars with his brother to a hobby of transforming those cars into Adirondack chairs? Where does he think...

The Emojibator (NSFW)

$32 from Emojibator »

"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease...

Shark Sushi Plate

Sold Out from Etsy »

Dunk a piece of your Caterpillar Roll in this sushi plate's wasabi & soy sauce reservoir and you might not get it back. Might be the last you see of your chopsticks...and your fingers...too....

Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards

$16.95 from Amazon »

Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

TubShroom Drain Protector

$12.99 from Amazon »

If my girlfriend's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain--no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room--I swear I'm digging a fist-sized nest of her head...

Wine Gun Electric Wine Opener

$29.99 - $39.99 from Amazon »

From 12 months floating in a cozy barrel of French Oak to 2 seconds staring down the stone cold barrel of my silver revolver (hot pink for the ladies!) Pinot Noir, prepare to meet your maker....

FiberFix "Steel" Tape

$21.01 from Amazon »

FiberFix isn't made out of steel, but with a claimed 100 times the holding power of duct tape, this wraparound adhesive is just about as strong. Post-application, it hardens like steel too. In about 10 minutes. You need...

The Rhino Hammer

$43 - $46 from Kickstarter »

It's a hammer stampede! Grab some nails and take out your aggressions, or just add this winning take on the animal kingdom's favorite horned herbivore to your collection of desktop toys. The Rhino Hammer is a functional...

Cangshan German Steel Knife Block Set

$195.95 from Amazon »

Brass rivets in the handles and a Swiss cheese block gave this Cangshan knife set an Honorable Mention in the 2016 RedDot Awards. It does look pretty nice. Complementing the design details are the solid walnut used to...

Slow Dance - A Frame that Slows Down Time

$249 from Kickstarter »

Imagine a club in Vegas. A go-go dancer. Strobe lights. It's a spectacle of stop motion animation, the fluidity of movement altered by the way the flashes of light play with your eyes. Now scale that scene way down and...

Clever Cutter 2-in-1 Food Chopper

$14.97 - $23.40 from Amazon »

The Clever Cutter won't exactly carve your turkey dinner, but for chopping vegetables, snipping bacon bits, and slicing cheese, the scissor blades and cutting board in one are a lazy man's dream come true....

Messerast Knife Holders

$150 - $170 from Buchholzberlin »

This rack is so nice it will give you solid wood. German home goods store Buchholz Berlin uses real branches, each obviously unique unto itself, to form and finish the Masserast series of kitchen knife racks. Each branch's...

The Cover Clamp - Cover-Hog Combatant

$19.99 from Cover Clamp »

If you won't fly without the Knee Defender or park without DrivewaySpikes, then you best not share a bed with a cover hog anymore without the Cover Clamp. The Cover Clamp secures sheets and comforters in place on the...

LoggerHead Tools Bionic Wrench

$28.95 from Amazon »

Here's that bionic arm you've always wanted. You don't even have to get rid of one of the ones you've got to use it. Unfortunately, all it's going to give you super, machine-like strength to do is chores around the house....

Mandelmap Poster

$24 - $58 from Mandelmap »

I'm about to tell you about the Mandelmap, which means my brain is about to get really sore. You might look at the poster and think it looks cool. Artsy layout, vintage finish, and lots of "stuff" spanning its surface...

Jeep Desk

I don't always often work, but when I do I prefer it to be behind the reclaimed hood of an old rusty Jeep. The only exotic catch I'm interested in bringing home from my South African safari. Or, as it were, purchasing...

Camp Chef Indoor/Outdoor Movie Screen

$219.99 from Amazon »

One thing that makes escaping the city, unplugging, and vegging out amidst the beatific peace and quiet of nature is a pocket-sized projector. A few flicks from your favorite torrent site. Oooh, maybe some surround-sound...

Perfect Reflection LED Infinity Mirror

Sold Out from Amazon »

Snow White's Mirror, Mirror on the Wall meets The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe in a Perfect Reflection. A standard bathroom mirror for primping yourself into the fairest of them all by by day(light), the Perfect Reflection's...

Zyp-Zyp Minimalist Tape Dispenser

$27 from Zyp-Zyp »

Zyp-Zyp is the first tape dispenser that doubles as a self defense tool. Just slide the spool over a finger or two, bear its bronze teeth, and...just kidding. German artist Pascal Heiler didn't design the Zyp-Zyp to bite...

Grobo Indoor Garden

$899 from Grobo »

Grobo should be called Gromo. As is Gromo plants you can eat. Gromo plants that won't die. Gromo plants that Gromo all by themselves. But it's called Grobo, maybe short for grow box, maybe just a word its Canadian creators...

Scoop & Stack Ice Cream Scoop

$14.95 - $23.99 from Amazon »

Pssst, here's the scoop: it's a cylinder. Madness! Madness! you say....

Live Pet Chinese Praying Mantis

$14.99 from Amazon »

The praying mantis. As fascinating and educational as a moon jelly, but even more fun to keep as a pet because it will "tolerate handling." Especially if you let it suck some of your blood....

Toilet Sink

Sold Out from Amazon »

Smaller spaces, smaller children, smaller water bills--a toilet sink makes sense. Technically. But you can tell me all day long about how the water that comes out of my toilet tank is exactly the same as the water that...