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Otto Dental Floss Dispenser

$14.99 from Amazon »

According to Alessi, the Italian Factory of Design, "Rondo, Otto and Sden belong to a burgeoning family of bright characters in thermoplastic creatures aiming to bring some fun to dental hygiene for children (and adults...

Fire Extinguisher Booze Shaker & Dispenser

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Oh Happy Father's Day, Frankie's graduation, and 4th of July all rolled into one! Party-ready, sure, but who'd-a thunk a fire extinguisher could also be so versatile?...

The Royal Purple No-Pressure Seat Cushion

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Check out this video of a dude sitting on an egg without breaking it. It's Purple's most viral-icious way of depicting their seat cushions' #1 selling point: put your butt on a Purple and you'll feel like you're sitting...

Juice Bruce Lemon Squeezer

$17.98 from Amazon »

And you thought getting the occasional squirt of lime in the eye from your friend Cornelius' Corona was bad. Juice Bruce spends his entire useful life getting doused in the acid of citrus fruits. All in the name of serving...

FoodPod Boil Bag & Strainer

$19.76 from Amazon »

The FoodPod looks like an adorable, fat-jowled alien. See--the horizontal strip cutout is his eyes, the first bump below that his nose, the 2 oval cutouts below that his pair of mouths, and the big rounded sides of the...

Nonstick Splatter Guard

$8.21 from Amazon »

I think little flecks of grease, meat particulates, and cake batter splattered all over the walls and cabinets add to the shabby chic aesthetic of my kitchen. Why be so sterile and hoity-toity? I want to welcome everyone...

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Spiked Sprinkler Head Hide-A-Key

$12.99 from Amazon »

Not that a good ol' rock doesn't still work just as well, but this sprinkler head version of the hide-a-key expands the options for people who have more grass than stone cover in their yard. The lockout preventer has...

Neti Pot Sinus Cleaner

$9.43 from Amazon »

The first time someone told me about Neti Pots I thought they sounded like some new age hippie yoga naturopath weirdness. And also kind of gross. Seeing a Neti Pot in person only solidified this belief. Then I tried one....

Flying Saucer Rocking Chair

This is a UFO. An Unidentified Furniture Object that Italian design firm It One Off created in a nod to little green men, living room acrobatics, and a nifty construction technique called "one ground point" they say the...

Paper Animal Head Trophy Kits

$10 - $75 from Resident »

Rather than designer animal kills from sub-Saharan Africa, Tristan Sopp is into killer animal designs from his own head. The 10 exotic head trophies Sopp has conceived and developed for his Resident Design Co. shop are...

Ambi Climate Smart AC Control

$179 from Amazon »

Ambi Climate is kind of like the Nest thermostat, but pinpointed to your air conditioning unit. The smart hub connects via WiFi to any remote-controlled AC, tapping into its infrared signal to "talk" to the device. From...

Fin to Flower Aquaponics System

$229.99 from Amazon »

If you're interested in growing an indoor herb garden--think rosemary, not mary jane--but entirely uninterested in nurturing, or even watering it, check out the natural wonder that is aquaponics. And then check out Fin...

Rustic Patio Bar & Cooler

$855 from Amazon »

Two coolers, folding prep surface, wine rack and drawer storage, rustic wood design--this patio bar gets my gold star of approval. Which it obviously already knows, given that it's gone ahead and affixed one to itself...

The Atomic Grinder

$24.99 from Amazon »

You know why they made the Atomic Grinder. So you can tell everyone your herbs are the bomb. Modeled after the Mark VI nuclear bomb, this dry goods pulverizer is made of zinc alloy, and comes in your choice of shiny gold...

Fasta Pasta Microwave Pasta Cooker

$14.95 from Amazon »

For those who claim to be so lousy in the kitchen you can't even boil water, the Fasta Pasta is for you. For those who don't have much of a kitchen in you studio, basement, or dorm room, the Fasta Pasta is also for you....

The EarPopper

$169.99 from Amazon »

As much as it pains me to see any child under the age of 18 board the plane I'm on, I do feel bad for the ones who scream the whole 4-hour flight because they can't clear their ears and feel like their brains are going...

Stovetop Korean BBQ Grill Pan

$27.99 from Amazon »

If you haven't had or don't know what Korean BBQ is, click here for a thousand words. And here for a thousand more. Typically, a Korean BBQ is a tabletop-sized gas or charcoal grill that

Luxury Bamboo Bathtub Caddy

$39.99 from Amazon »

If you're still scrounging around for a Mother's Day gift, here's a bamboo bathtub caddy that will send your mama into a swell of luxury. Luxurious soak, luxurious smooth wood aesthetic, luxurious trashy novel on the...

Zerobody Anti-Gravity Bed

The Zerobody is a sensory deprivation float tank that removes the one major P in the A side effect of floating: getting wet. (True, drowning is kind of a pain too, but most of these tanks have only about a foot of water...

5-Piece Wine Bottle Tool Kit

$13.99 from Amazon »

This is a set of 5 wine tools packaged all neat 'n' cute inside a wine bottle-shaped box. Also known as: how I do Mother's Day in 4 clicks or less....

Jerry Can Bar Cabinet

$679 from AHA »

Some call it the can that won WWII. Even though the Germans created the Wehrmacht-Einheitskanister, American and British forces quickly copied the design and used it for the efficient storage and safe transport of fuel...

Windi the Gaspasser Gas & Colic Reliever

$15.45 from Amazon »

Windi the Gaspasser is one of those WTF products I as a childless dude saw and immediately thought was, in this order: a funny joke; a disgusting not-joke; a sad reality. You basically stick this little (un)plug in your...

Hitecera Bullet Peeler & Knife

$11.99 from Amazon »

This bullet fires into your favorite fruits and vegetables, doubling as a peeler and paring knife on its two ends. According to maker Hitecera, the easy-carry, fully-sheathed tool is rust-proof and impervious to acids...

CoeLux Artificial Skylights

By: Coelux »

If it looks like a skylight and emanates like sunlight and makes you feel like you're on a snow white beach in the Mediterranean when you close your eyes, but you know in your heart it's all an illusion of technological...

Touchless Toilet Flush Kit

$49.15 from Amazon »

I'm not a germophobe, but I am incredibly lazy. And a kit that retrofits my standard toilet with a touchless, auto-flush mechanism means no more bending over! No more holding the handle down! No more jiggling it to make...

Collar Perfect Travel Iron

$34.95 from Amazon »

I had to fly to Austin at 5 in the morning today and I saw a guy in the airport using this thing and I wondered why the Hugo Boss some dude was stapling his collar at the table I wanted to eat my bagel at. And he was...

Noria Window Air Conditioner

$299 from Noria »

Granted, when it's hotter than a dragon's undercarriage out and I'm tasked with sleeping through the night, I don't really care if the air-circulating device that makes that possible looks like Jabba the Hutt's butt crack....

Starbust Dabuccino Water Pipe

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Life is all about balance. Caramel Cocoa Cluster Frappuccino to get you high on caffeine and sugar. Nugget of Girl Scout Cookies to, well, also get you high, but counter the drink's effects with a cannabis hybrid MJ enthusiast...

Keter Adjustable Folding Work Station

$89.75 from Amazon »

DIY anywhere with Keter's work station in a suitcase. The adjustable bench sets up sturdy on steel legs in about two seconds with instant-release latches, and has a 1,000-pound weight-bearing capacity for use as anything...

7pipe Twisty Glass Blunt

$49.99 from 7pipe »

My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...

Shibari Lube Launcher

$6.99 from Amazon »

The Shinbari Lube Launcher. XL. In blue. That's seven-and-a-half inches of long and strong silicone jelly (or even, according to one reviewer, organic coconut oil) reservoir ready to facilitate pleasure and alleviate...

Aquafaucet Color-Changing Waterfall Tap

$65 from Amazon »

Glistening chrome fountain. Dramatic curved channels. Stunning waterfall cycling through the most brilliant hues of the rainbow. And a mysterious floating orb. Which fantasy novel or video game did this Aquafaucet fixture...

The Killer Key

$12 from Amazon »

The Killer Key is for law enforcement officials, landlords with squatters or evicted tenants, and pranksters who thrive on taking things one step too far. See, the key blade inserts into any Kwikset or Schlage brand lock...

Mikado Aerator Gridded Flow Faucet

If it's the little things in life that make you happy, Neoperl has a pretty cool little thing for you to check out. Their forthcoming Mikado is a faucet aerator that turns water streams into dramatic twisting grids sure...

Blankie Tails Shark Blanket

$39.95 from Amazon »

Blankie Tails first made their Jaws-tacular Shark Blanket just for the kiddos. Then all their parents and Ian Ziering were like, "That is some buuuuullllsh-", so now the children's brand has come out with an adult-s

The Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

$16.95 from Amazon »

This mug has been specially crafted with a "plate" set into its rim so you can use your morning cup of coffee or tea to also hold and warm your morning doughnut. The only problem is that I heard your morning doughnut...

Sploofy Personal Smoke Filter

$19.99 from Amazon »

Despite its cartoonish name and whimsical look, Sploofy is no fun-loving household appliance. This cleaning overlord is here to suck and lock your smoke and its odors inside an inescapable dungeon of HEPA air filters....

Organic Wool Dryer Balls

$26.95 from Amazon »

These Wool Dryer Balls asked me if I want to live a health-conscious and eco-friendly life and I was like, "Ummm...." And then they said I should replace the chemical-laden dryer sheets I'm currently using with one of...

Shiatsu Neck & Back Massage Cushion

$199.95 from Amazon »

I think I've spent at least 50% of my life over the last month sitting prisoner in a car or stuffed into a seat on an airplane. And the rest of the time my muscles have been under constant stress from my American Ninja...

Lamzac Hangout

$78 from Fatboy »

The Lamzac Hangout is a DIY cloud. Except made of solid nylon ripstop so you won't go crashing thousands of feet to the earth when you lie down on one. And also minus the ice crystals. Unless you decide to unfurl a Lamzac...

iNyx - Self-Contained-Bedroom Bed

Discontinued

March 31, 2016 Update: I received an email from a Dude reader who tried to purchase an iNyx bed. She said that her order was cancelled shortly after she placed it, and the iNyx shop was then removed from Etsy. I have...

Magnetic HTML

$9.99 from Amazon »

Have you been looking for a way to make the grocery and to-do lists you leave on the fridge for your girlfriend / wife / roommate / mama even more annoying? This should do it: Magnetic HTML. Like a magnetic poetry kit...

Balluga Smart Interactive Bed

$1,199 - $1,999 from Balluga »

How many reasons do you have not to get out of bed in the morning? Balluga will add at least half a dozen more. This interactive bed claims it is the World's Smartest, and after reading a bit about it, I'll at least grant...

Merax Pu Leather Leisure Sofa

$199.90 from Amazon »

Merax calls their Pu Leather convertible seating a "leisure sofa" and, indeed, I can think of some leisurely things to do on it. The modern, floor-hugging design folds from coach to full-size bed, with 5 adjustable back...

POLAR Modular Magnet Pen 2.0

$44 from Polar Pen »

POLAR debuted 2-1/2 years ago as a pen that can do your writing when it's time to TCB and then serve as an accomplice to your goofing off when it's time to TCB, but you really don't feel like it. The modular pen consists...

Crowned Skull Grinder

$8.99 from Amazon »

As many weed grinder vendors are wont to do, LIHAO calls their Skull King a spice and coffee grinder. And for once I took a second to think about actually using it to grind spices and coffee. What a waste of a second....

Soup & Cracker Mugs

$22.95 from Amazon »

Despite statistics showing that February 2016 was the warmest month on Earth in the history of Earth, it is still winter on my street. Chilly, windy, tomato-soup-time winter. And what goes better with tomato soup than...

Tri-Fold Foam Folding Mattress & Sofa Bed

$99.99 - $139.99 from Amazon »

Do you ever just get the feeling some mornings that your wife or girlfriend isn't going to welcome you into bed that night? Like, say, when the night that happens to have had St. Patrick's Day and the kickoff of March...