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Pyro Modern Picnic Table DIY Kit

$400 from Pyro »

And maybe by the time you finish DIY-ing Pyro's Maria modern picnic table kit, it will be safe again to go outside and use it! Just kidding...

Johnsonville Sizzling Sausage Grill Plus

$119.99 from Amazon »

Are you coming up short in your search to sizzle sausages to supreme succulence sans the swiney mess? Aren't we all, dude, aren't we all. Or rather, we were until the pork masters at Johnsonville cooked up the Sizzling...

Shark Steam Mop

$125 from Amazon »

If the Shark Steam Mop is anything like the Shark Navigator Vacuum Cleaner, then the dirt on your floors better get ready to be eaten alive. In the vacuum realm, I'm pretty sure Shark's tagline is something like, "Never...

80s Super Tape Notebook

$9.99 from Denik »

Oh did my mama have a whole library of VHS cassettes that looked just like the one parodied in Denik's 80s Super Tape Notebook. I think Sony was behind this particular brand packaging, and the VCR-ready footage our house's...

Smoke Pen for Home Maintenance

$40.70 from Amazon »

Where there's smoke there's usually fire, and where there's smoke and a pen, there's usually a vaporizer, but in this case, there's a Regin S220 Smoke Pen. The Smoke Pen is a home maintenance tool for smokers and non-smokers...

Stainless Steel Butter Slicer

$9.95 from Amazon »

I feel like a butter slicer falls midway between an egg slicer and a banana slicer on the spectrum of legit kitchen tools. Like, it's not that hard to nail your cut of a pat of butter - way easier than freehand slicing...

Retro Stainless Steel Electric Water Kettle

$49.99 from Amazon »

If you regularly have problems finding your electric water kettle on your kitchen countertop, this retro stainless steel electric kettle from Nostalgia should make things a bit easier. Because it's Seafoam! Green! Easily...

TagME Dripless Dog Water Bowl

$16.85 - $17.99 from Amazon »

I loved the Old English Sheepdog I had growing up like a brother, but one thing I did not love about him was the smelly, sopping wet beard under his chin he'd always slime me with after gulping from his water bowl. Either...

Duffy London Civilization Tables

$33,500 - $48,200 from Duffy London »

With this new series of Civilization Tables, Duffy London once again proves the truly creative mind lives in no box, and follows no set path. Even a box built or path established by itself. Based on ancient temples and...

BALMUDA Steam Toaster

$380 from Amazon »

Seems to me that steam and toast go together like gum and hair. The BALMUDA Steam Toaster comes from The Land of the Rising Sun though, and most Japanese people seem very smart to me, so I'm going to give this product...

Panasonic HomeHawk Window Home Security Camera

$149.95 from Amazon »

Panasonic is expanding its HomeHawk home security system series this summer with the HomeHawk Window, a monitoring camera that installs in, uh, your home window. You know, facing out...

LignoLoc Wood Nail Gun Nails

Made by Beck, in collaboration with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, LignoLoc wooden nails are indigenous beech wood spikes that feed into LignoLoc's pneumatic nail gun for use as an alternative to aluminum nails in a range...

Funky Veg Kit

$26.99 from Amazon »

The aptly named Funky Veg Kit from Plant Theatre is your all-in-one start to growing some psychedelic vegetables that might be easier to convince your kids to eat than the normal ones once we run out of meat...

XXL Sand Crab Floor Pillow

$271.16 from Etsy »

Even PETA has to admit that these gigantic stuffed crabs are very cute. No idea what species of crab it is, or where they were caught, but I'm sure the folks over at Big Stuffed are just that after sucking the delicious...

Fouch on the Couch Throw Pillow

Tony is here on a pillow finally I guess after studying and doing medical school for so long. It must be strange to be an anonymous doctor, then all of a sudden make it onto a pillow out of nowhere. Like, this guy was...

CRC Smoke Test - Smoke Detector Tester

$11.09 from Amazon »

I have a can of CRC Smoke Test in my shopping cart right now because 2 days ago I got some interesting news. Did you know the most godforsaken thing a smoke detector does - beep at 15-second intervals when its batteries...

Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat

$45 from Amazon »

Despite the post's title and the flowery crowns flanking it, this Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat is probably meant to welcome visitors to Joe Exotic's Greater Wynnewood Exotic Animal Park. Not that bitch Carole Baskin's...

Tecra Tools 75-Piece Backpack Tool Kit

$1,099.95 from Amazon »

Become the ultimate pack mule with Tecra Tools! This backpack tool kit contains 75 neatly arranged and snugly stored inch / metric tools suitable for service, warranty work, and installation jobs, as well as DIY weekend...

Thumb Scraper Sticker & Gunk Remover

$14.97 from Amazon »

The Thumb Scraper hard sells itself as a manicure preservation tool, but as a manicure-less dude, I find such exclusivity insulting. I may not need a special sticker, gunk, grime, and wax remover to protect my nail polish...

Vadim Kibardin Paper Furniture - Black Collection

Vadim Kibardim says his Black Collection of Paper Furniture is a nod to the fusion of nature and technology. I feel like if Tim Burton saw it, he'd want a shoutout too. The Black Pearl chair has Delia Deetz written all...

Pollo Pillo

$22 - $50 from P.illo »

Though these pollos are P.illo from the Netherlands, not Hermanos from Albuquerque, they're still the perfect front for a meth deal. Uh, no wait...

Vent Dragons

It's that time of year again. Gotta watch out for the ol' vent dragons building nests in your air ducts. Pushing through the grilles when they get jumpy, or smell bacon cooking. Tempting your children, possibly your wives...

Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover

$33 - $39 from Amazon »

I choose a Maersk Shipping Container Tissue Box Cover for the safe transport of my Kleenex from the bathroom to the couch, where my spring allergies are killing me - killing me! - this year. I don't even leave my house...

85 Lamps Chandelier

$3,500 from GNR 8 »

First thought: I wonder if the 85 Lamps Chandelier is like a strand of Christmas lights. Does it go completely dark when one bulb burns out, leaving you to test every single one of them to make the light work again? If...