Household

DIY Vasectomy Kit

$7.99 from Amazon »

Sweet! This DIY Vasectomy Kit should save me hundreds of dollars. Plus, the projected recovery time is a couple days longer - more if my wife screws up - so I'll be able to take off the whole first week of the NCAA tournament...

Star Geodesic Coffee Table

I don't know why it's called the Star Coffee Table, because what it looks like designer Line Pierron actually did to make this geodesic wonder for your living room is move mountains. Took Mt. Rainier and turned it right...

First World Problems Pencils

$13.04 from Amazon »

Hey First World Problems, shouldn't your box read "Standard No. 1 Pencils"? Or maybe, "Standard No. 2 (Is Just Fine Because I Tried My Best and Haven't Had My Triple Nonfat No-Foam Latte Yet Today) Pencils"? Or how about...

Bleeding Heart LED Bath Bomb

$17 from Etsy »

My heart, it pulses, it bleeds! It...ooh makes my skin so soft and fragrant. This bleeding heart bath bomb spreads love in the tub in a most sinister way. Fans of horror movies, Halloween, and pranking their loved ones...

Rotofarm Compact Anti-Gravity Kitchen Farm

$683 - $785 from Bace »

You'll need to harvest - and eat - a lot of herbs and lettuce before the Rotofarm pays for itself, but this soil-free vegetable garden for your kitchen has more to offer than just its bounty. Designed as a circular farmbed...

Slow Rebound Lovers' Pillow

$12.75 from Amazon »

"Slow Rebound Lovers' Pillow." It sounds like a next-gen Liberator Wedge. Or some sort of consolation companion for the broken-hearted? But seeing the pillow for what it really is makes sense too: a domed memory foam...

St. Joseph Home Sale Kit

$3.75 from Amazon »

I'm not Catholic, and mean no disrespect, but what the Coldwell Banker is a St. Joseph Home Sale Kit? Is this for real? Do people who bury a wee little statue of St. Joseph in their yard really sell their house faster...

LULA Nap Furniture

What time is it? Doesn't really matter, I'm sure I could use a nap. LULA Nap Furniture is a concept design from Lithuanian artist Gaudute Zilyte. Using foam as her base, Zilyte's goal was to create natural-looking, yet...

Pig Paper Towel Holder

$32.64 from Amazon »

My wife is going to love this pig paper towel holder almost as much as she loves calling me a pig when I eat. Pig, hog, cochon, oinker - her cruelty knows no limits!...

Suggested Receptacles for the Drinking of Beer Poster

With Oktoberfest coming up, this poster of Suggested Receptacles for the Drinking of Beer is a treasure trove of ideas for me. Last year I was no more creative than glass, stein, and boot. Both the glass kind and the...

Dormeo Octaspring Mattress Topper

$359.99 - $599.99 from Amazon »

Being just another cog Octaspring in the machine might be inglorious work from an enterprising 8-sided foam spring's perspective, but from an enterprising mattress company like Dormeo's, the collective effort of their...

Pennywise Balloon Lamp

$36.99 from Firebox.com »

Looks like IT's ready for Halloween (and Chapter 2.) Pennywise's red balloon looks even creepier emanating the LED glow produced by this Pennywise Balloon Lamp. Talk about a counterproductive piece of lighting. Lamps...

Ordine Wall-Mounted Induction Cooktop

Adriano Design goes way out of the Ordine-ary with this wall-mounted induction cooktop, a piece they developed for Italian kitchen hood and range manufacturer Fabita. An elegant, modern aesthetic and space-saving installation...

Harow Orbital Sofa

Harow goes on about how their Orbital Sofa takes inspiration from space stations, or orbital stations, and specifically the International Space Station launched in 1998. The sofa, plus its armchair version, supposedly...

Edge of Belgravia Arondight Chef Knife Set

$149.90 from Amazon »

So, uh, does this Arondight Chef Knife Set come with the red cabbage knife block, Edge of Belgravia? 'Cause that's pretty much the selling point (yuk, yuk, yuk) for me...

Tile Mat Customizable Doormat

$70 - $95 from Letterfolk »

If you're gonna be a doormat, may as well be a Tile doormat that can say whatever the F it wants! The Tile Mat is a fully customizable, and infinitely changeable, floor mat consisting of a white snap-in backing and black...

TEEF! - Drinkable Dog Dental Health

$28 - $285 from TEEF! »

I know. TEEF!'s idea of dumping dissolvable powder in your dog's water to clean his teeth is inherently off-putting. Not only because there seems to be enough random shit in our water supply these days, but also because...

iRobot Braava Jet Mopping Robot

$168.99 from Amazon »

I would much rather vacuum a floor than mop it, so the iRobot Braava Jet Mopping Robot is a welcome addition to my closet o' crap that helps me get chores done. What I wonder, though, is if you have carpeted floors abutting...

Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set

$48 from Amazon »

Aphrodite Salt & Pepper Set? More like Medusa's twin cousins, the Meboobsa sisters...

Udon for Sleeping Noodles Blanket

Who don wack out my udon? Welp, guess if I can't stuff it in my face, the next best option would be to entwine my limbs in it and cuddle up for a good night's sleep...

Harow Arnold Schwarzenegger Iconic Stool

Arnold Schwarzenegger goes from being back to being butt in this (admit it, fantastic) stool for yours from French design studio Harow. Now you can breathe some fresh air with Doug Quaid, and have story time with Mr...

Egguins - Cook, Store & Serve Egg Holder

$21.99 from Animi Causa »

Squee! your hearts out for the Egguins, ladies and kiddos...and dudes who are being honest. Animi Causa's new egg holder uses the arms of penguins to cradle your delicate shells as their own bellies - so precious! - and...

Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton

I wonder if this Life-Size T-Rex Skeleton for $100,000 really exists, or if some paleontologist is just pretty sure s/he can build one if a T-Rex-loving sucker loves T-Rex enough to fork over $100,000 for a life size...

Hidealoo Retractable Hidden Toilet

Nothing like a peekaboo toilet to take my day from good to great! And the Hidealoo retractable hidden toilet isn't just out to steal my heart, it's out to save me space and - even better! - allow me to install a can almost...