Household

Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes

$11.49 from Amazon »

Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your...

KAN Core Chef Knife

$135 - $139 from Amazon »

Chef in name, Damascus in style, Japanese in origin. The KAN Core Chef Knife is made of AUS-10 or VG-10 steel to maintain a burly, 59-60 HRC hardness without going brittle. KAN says the result is a kitchen blade that...

OmiSonic - Wireless Ultrasonic Cleaning Tool

$128 - $143 from OmiSonic »

What do jelly donut stains, tarnished silverware, and a bunch of dirty carrots have in common? According to OmiSonic their new wireless ultrasonic cleaning tool can de-gunk and return all of them to peak wearing, using...

Flex Toilet Brush

$17.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

The Flex Toilet Brush would love for you to talk dirty to it. In fact, why stop at talking? Go ahead and show it some the nastiest smut you got. Then watch Flex dive right in to your nastiest nasty and go only Cirque-level...

Miracle-Gro Twelve Indoor Growing System

$299.99 from Amazon »

The miracle of plant growth is back and better than ever with the Miracle-Gro Twelve. The combo planter and side table looks decent, and acts even nicer as a fully integrated hydroponic indoor growing system. Fitted with...

Handmade Wooden Beer Mugs

$31 - $58 from Etsy »

Day of the Dad is coming up, and OakWoodWork has some fine handmade wooden beer mugs for the responsible, go-getter sons and daughters out there. The ones who both want to buy thoughtful gifts for Dad, and to get it taken...

Wisteria Puzzle Cabinet

The Wisteria Puzzle Cabinet is the perfect place to store all of your Yosegi Puzzle Boxes and Labyrinth Cubes. Or it would be if Craig Thibodeau didn't build the solid wood masterpiece for someone else...

Sip-A-Bowl - Cereal Bowl with Built-in Straw

$6.21 from Amazon »

Sip-A-Bowl, I slurp what you're pouring here. You've got my favorite take on the reusable straw yet. The cereal bowl with a built-in straw is made for drinking down the last drop of my Froot-Loops-infused-milk, with the...

Game of Thrones Dragon Lamp

$40.68 from Etsy »

My co-worker Drew just got one of these Game of Thrones Dragon Lamps. He sits it on his desk at work. Guess what I just got to sit on mine? Bowman Mini Crossbow, baby! Working on attaching some lion head embellishments...

Homebiotic Probiotic Spray Cleanser for Mold & Odors

$34.99 from Amazon »

Homebiotic says their probiotic spray cleanser kills mold, mildew, musty odors, and germs using naturally occurring probiotic bacteria. It's Good Bacteria vs. Bad Bacteria battling to balance out your home microbiome...

NK Woodworking Wood Bathtubs

I'm not just seeing wood, I'm feeling it looking at NK Woodworking's sublime bathtubs. Talk about bathing yourself in luxury. The custom-made tubs are shy about talking price, but I'm sure they fall within the sweet spot...

Margarita FREEZE Cooling Cups

$23.74 - $26.65 from Amazon »

HOST's Margarita FREEZE glassware has caught my eye just in time for happy hour. Which will go from now until about September 15. It's tequila, it's lime, it's shaken, it's blended, and hell yes it's salted all summer...

HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp

$129 from HydraLamp »

The HydraLamp Anti-Gravity Fountain Lamp is cool on its own and all, but what really makes this neat display piece a candidate for your living room are the cat and Corgi. Check out the videos. These two are as baffled...

Micaton Magnet Driver Screw Holder

$16.95 - $59 from Amazon »

Thanks to the Micaton Magnet Driver I can screw with one hand. (Dudes, feel free to borrow that line for your online dating profile.) Micaton uses neodymium magnets and color-coded sleeves that slide over your existing...

The Hammock Throne

$1,299 - $1,499 from Kickstarter »

The fight for the Iron Throne continues only because those Westeros yay-hoos have yet to see the Hammock Throne. If I were Jon Snow, I'd grab one of Yellow Leaf Hammocks' swiveling standalone hammock chairs and peace...

BioBubble Wonder Bubble Tunnel Fish Tank

$82.52 from Amazon »

A tunnel for your betta fish, a feat of physics for your aesthetic pleasure. BioBubble's Wonder Bubble Tunnel Kit is a freshwater fish tank whose egg shape gets super nifty on the top half with an arcing aquatic tunnel...

Game of Thrones The World of Ice & Fire Chart

$30 from Pop Chart »

At printing, Pop Chart's The World of Ice & Fire was a work in progress, growing and changing with the final season of Game of Thrones, and waiting for shipment until its last edit is known...

Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

$26.99 from Firebox.com »

The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer: When Perfect Steak is Your Endgame. This new piece of Avengers merch is even cooler looking than the Thor's Hammer meat mallet I saw at the end of last year. I wonder how big of...

The SHELF Self-Mounting Shelf

$25 - $35 from Kickstarter »

The SHELF doesn't look like a life-changing design. You might even scan past its self-mounting qualifier since pretty much every piece of tech and gear is smart enough to do something by itself these days. But I, sirs...

Avocado String Lights

$12.95 from Amazon »

These avocado string lights remind me of a greeting card I saw last week. It had a picture of avocados on the front and a quote from Miguel de Cervantes, "...can we ever have too much of a good thing?" Well. According...

Viome at-Home Gut Microbiome Test

$199 from Amazon »

I'm not sure I really need a Viome at-Home Gut Microbiome Test to give me an "accurate gut analysis." I can pretty much look in the mirror and figure out the most important things about mine: it's a little too soft and...

Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain

$24.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

Who exactly is a Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain for? Men or women? Pubescent boys? Medical students? Friends who come over for dinner parties? I can't say who or what gave TOMPOP the idea to turn a page out of...

Artificial Grass Interlocking Mats

$35.99 - $52.99 from Amazon »

If it looks like grass and grows like...uh...feels like...uh, well. These interlocking mats pretty much stop at looking like grass, but if your concrete jungle needs a lawn like mine does, they're realistic enough, plus...

Refrigerator Door Lock

$19.95 from Amazon »

I like how the people who sell this refrigerator lock advertise it as a good way to secure sensitive medications or other restricted items, especially in public places like schools and hospitals, but every person who's...