Household

Inflatable Dummy Automatic Shirt Dryer & Iron

$99.99 from Amazon »

This dude will puff up his chest and dry and iron your shirts all day long, every day you've got laundry, for a single payment of, like, a hundred bucks. What a dummy...

Scheurich USA Watering Can & Mister

$21.35 from Amazon »

For some reason, this watering can crossed with a spray bottle from Scheurich USA looks about as funny to me as a golden retriever crossed with a camel. As strange as a penguin crossed with a kitten. As ludicrous as a...

The Factory Concrete Rolling Ball Kinetic Sculpture

The Factory, Material Immaterial Studio's latest concrete rolling ball kinetic sculpture, is a nod to Brutalist architecture, and our desire to own stuff we can fiddle with to spur creativity, or just take a mental break...

The Mandalorian: The Child Echo Dot Stand

$24.95 from Amazon »

Please tell me The Mandalorian: The Child Echo Dot Stand also comes with a feature that allows you to change Alexa's wake word to "Baby Yoda."...

Pee-Litical Targets

$23.99 from Amazon »

Pee-Litical Targets know that when you wake up in the middle of the night having to take a leak so bad you can taste it, you need 2 things: 1) A motion-activated night light in the toilet so you don't miss the bowl; and...

FLYK Multi-Purpose Package Opener

I hope I can give the FLYK package opener a big ol' LYK because I spend at least an hour and 5 papercuts a day opening packages these days. Maybe it's a cardboard box with an Amazon shipment. Maybe it's the 3 cardboard...

Magnetic Decorative Garage Door Hinges & Handles

$11.68 - $39.99 from Amazon »

Know how I know about these magnetic decorative garage door hinges and handles? Yep, that's right. My mama got them. "No drilling!" she said when she first showed them to me. "No damage!"...

The Piss Pad - Urine Splashback Diffusing Target

$15 from New Normal »

I don't have the urine splashback problem The Piss Pad diffusing target claims to solve anymore because I've been sitting on the toilet to pee since about week 3 of the covid. Why, you ask? Because that's when I got my...

Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer

$10 from Amazon »

If I had a Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer / I'd-a hammer in the morning / I'd-a hammer in the evening / And then I'd snuggle up with it in be-ed / Because this hammer is ti-ny! / This hammer is a-dor-able! / This hammer...

FLEXIT Flashlight

$21.99 - $49.99 from Amazon »

Of all the flexibility and flexible things I could have in my life, I never would have guessed a flashlight would be one of the most valuable. The FLEXIT is a bendable, wrappable, and, thanks to its magnetic rubber base...

Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit

$44.99 - $59.99 from Amazon »

Ready to roll? No? Perhaps it's because you don't have a Mr. Potbeard Bamboo Stash Box Kit yet. No grinder, no prep tray, no poking tool, no airtight storage containers and activated charcoal odor-absorbing sack to protect...

The Mandalorian The Child Chia Pet

$19.99 from Amazon »

Pinnacles of cuteness unite! The cutest being ever, The Mandalorian's The Child, has been incorporated into the cutest houseplant ever, the Chia Pet. Between Baby Yoda and the Lamborghinetta Tractor I posted yesterday...

Miniature Cash Box & Piggy Bank

Sold Out from Amazon »

Save your coins, store your cash, maybe even hide away your stash inside this miniature cash box / piggy bank combo. Available in red and black, the shrunken register measures 4.9" x 3.7" x 2.3", and has a coin slot on...

Atomic Age LED Metal Desk Lamp

$29.95 from Amazon »

Based on Niels Bohr's Atomic Model, the Atomic Age LED Metal Desk Lamp will definitely make you smarter if you study by its light. For example, high school students will be able to rock their SATs right into the Ivy League...

Orgasmic Man Soap Dispenser

$23.95 from Etsy »

When I see this - a true masterpiece in fine art - it reminds me of another masterpiece, the musical masterpiece "Get Low" by Lil John & The East Side Boyz. And specifically the song's refrain: To all skeet skeet, motherf**ker...

Auxx-lift Motorized Garage Storage System

$1,039 - $2,549 from Auxx-lift »

While the Auxx-lift images and video (and name for that matter) look like something straight out of a Bob Vila special, I can assure you this motorized garage storage system is a modern-day organizer and space-saving...

Gneiss Spice Magnetic Spice Jars

$50 - $130 from Amazon »

Feeling crafty? Feeling spicy? Craft a spice mosaic on your fridge, or other magnetic kitchen surface, with Gneiss Spice's sets of Magnetic Spice Jars...

Light Bulb Socket Splitter

$6.99 - $19.99 from Amazon »

Got a fixture that's not the brightest bulb in the box? Well, maybe it's time to replace it with one of these 7-way light bulb socket splitters and turn your dull bulb into a burning bright OCTOLIGHT! What's that, honey?...

The Coolest Coffee Table

The Coolest Coffee Table is hiding things. So many wonderful things. It's like the Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory of living room furniture! Or, more directly, The Coolest Cooler of coffee tables...

Nite Ize GearTies - Reusable Rubber Twist Ties

$2.98 - $19.59 from Amazon »

Nite Ize brings us organization with a twist. Their GearTie line is an enhanced version of your bag of sliced bread's favorite closure, the twist tie. GearTies are flexible, reusable securing tools coated in a tough rubber...

Every Naked Person Shower Curtain

$17.95 from Amazon »

On the outside this cheeky shower curtain's ogling fixture says, "Every naked person I see turns me on." Bahahaha! The wordplay! The wit! But if I were maker Dekali Designs, I'd offer an option with Mr. Water Spewer spewing...

My Last F*ck Candle

$11.48 - $14.54 from Etsy »

My Last F*ck Candle. Presumably this is the one you'll burn when all of the disasters, the shockers, and the newest pieces of trash to hit social media become too much to process, too much to reconcile. When the only...

Neatmaster Ultrasonic Pest Repeller

$29.95 - $29.99 from Amazon »

Paranoia, paranoia, bugs and rats are comin' to get me! That's what I sang to my mama when she asked me to install some Neatmaster Ultrasonic Pest Repellers in her house, even though she hasn't noticed any "particular...

DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer

$219.99 from Amazon »

The DUZ Hands Free Pet Dryer is here to make your floofy floof floofier without forcing you to choose between holding your pet grooming tools or holding your dog (or cat - ha!) back from high-tailing it the F away from...