Household

Pirate Ship Party Bucket

$129 from Pottery Barn »

I'm not gonna do it. I'll look at the Pirate Ship Party Bucket, and I'll tell you about the Pirate Ship Party Bucket, but I'm not gonna...arrrgghhh! Shiver me timbers, it's just too harrrgghhhd not to! This ice chest...

ZipStitch - Close Wounds Without Stitches

$29.99 from ZipStitch »

If I had a gaping laceration on my leg, and someone handed me a ZipStitch kit and told me my options were to treat myself for free, or go to the hospital and spend $500 on stitches, I'm pretty sure I'd pick...passing...

MOFO Pole Tool-Free TV Mount & Stand

$649 from Amazon »

MOFO says, "Put it anywhere you like...in under 2 minutes." Whoa. Now that's a MOFO...

Wine Chiller Stick with Pour Spout

$9.99 from Amazon »

My wife was nagging that I didn't put any white wine in the fridge like she asked me to so I told her to take this wine chiller stick and shove it up her Pinot Gris...

Cloud Chandelier

$139.99 - $316.99 from Amazon »

It's like sunshine on a cloudy day. Well, as close to sunshine as a warm yellow lightbulb can get anyway. And when you give one of these charming cloud chandeliers as a gift to your girlfriend, you should definitely tell...

Real Scientific Humulus Oil - Hops-Based CBD Oil

Real Scientific Humulus Oil, or RSHO-K, is CBD oil's attempt to bring relief without the leaf. It's the first (and currently only) CBD oil supplement that isn't derived from the cannabis plant, and has never been in a...

Geometric Cake Molds

$43 - $80 from Dinara Kasko »

Just the silicone mold, not the cake. Sorry. Elbow grease and above-average baking skills required to hover your fork and knife over one of Dinara Kasko's geometric masterpieces...

Tatanka Custom Handmade Kitchen Knife Set

$1,375 from Etsy »

If you're buying these Tatanka Custom Kitchen Knives as a gift, I hope their recipient appreciates the effort and skill knife maker Tom Nelson is going to put into collaborating with you, and handcrafting a set of culinary...

3D Fireworks Light Bulbs

$11.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

Halloween, Christmas, New Year's, the 4th of July, birthday parties, Netflix & chill...these 3D fireworks light bulbs would make delightful decor for pretty much every holiday and special occasion...

Door Bull Door Barricade Security Device

$59.49 from Amazon »

The Door Bull adds an additional layer of security to your home, reinforcing locked doors at their frame, and creating a barricade much stronger than your lock and bolt alone. Installed on either side of an inward-opening...

Walk The Plank Mouse Trap

$14.27 from Amazon »

Heh, this Walk the Plank Mouse Trap looks like something out of the game Mouse Trap I used to play when I was a kid. Works about the same too: clip the trap over a 5-gallon bucket, and set up ramp. Your choice on ramp...

Feed Me: 50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Dog

$19.46 from Amazon »

50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Dog?! How about Feed Me: 50 Home Cooked Meals for Your Husband? I've seen dogs dig gristle out of the trash. I've seen dogs lick smeared PB&J and Filet-O-Fish sandwiches off the ground at...

Aerospace Grade Oligodynamic Copper Mega Sphere

$249 from Amazon »

The Aerospace Grade Oligodynamic Copper Mega Sphere! It's your new secret weapon, shined up all bright like a retina-damaging laser, and ready to take over the world of sick office decor! Display it on your desktop, right...

X-Acto Basic Knife Set

$16.49 - $19.76 from Amazon »

You'll never be without X-Actly the right X-Acto with this complete set of the company's basic knives and blades. A no-fail gift for Dad (or gift for Mom if she's a crafty mama...or a Dexter mama) the X-Acto set comes...

Microhearth Microwave Grill Pan

$59.95 from Amazon »

Microhearth has developed a very interesting little microwave grill pan. Yes, a pan for grilling food in your microwave. Yes, it sounds like an SNL commercial. But the Microhearth Grill Pan actually has decent reviews...

Working Tetris Coffee Table

$270 from Etsy »

Thanks be to the skills of Arduino, Raspberry Pi, and Purple Wires for brightening up my day with their working Tetris coffee tables. Purple Wires is the shop with the ingenuity to pair up the other two to create the...

Rauk Heavy Tumbler - Crystal Whiskey Glass

$50 from Norlan »

The description Norlan has put together on their forthcoming Rauk Heavy Tumbler is a little long-winded and pretentious. Apparently one of the most unique and special whiskey glasses ever on earth, the Rauk is a leaded...

Cat Camp Cat Tents

$59.95 from Cat Camp »

Cat Camp Cat Tents aren't just charming twists on cat beds that look like human tents on the outside. They are real, multi-part tents through and through. Cat Camp calls themselves "the world's first specialized tent...

Bench Dog Bench Cookie Work Grippers

$13.49 from Amazon »

Mmmm, gotta say, Bench Dog, calling them "Cookies" sure doesn't hurt these non-slip bench pads' appeal...

Slipstream Absinthe Fountain Drinking Glass

$54.77 from Etsy »

The Green Fairy has been flying in the US since absinthe became legal again in 2007. What the Slipstream Absinthe Glass does is bring your method of consuming the wormwood brew, previously frozen in the spouted glass...

Micro Apartment Cooking System (MACS) Concept

The MACS, or Micro Apartment Cooking System, is a concept designed by Aminreza Shokouhi, Saba Beizaei, Sasan Ghaffari to condense stovetop, exhaust, and cookware components into a single, integrated system...

Coway Mighty Air Purifier

$199.99 from Amazon »

The iPod Shuffle returns, reincarnated as a purifier of air pollutants and odors! I don't know if Coway designed their Mighty Air Purifier in the image of the tiny Apple sound box on purpose, but the resemblance is hard...

Moccamaster KBG Coffee Brewer

$329 from Amazon »

The Dutch-made Moccamaster KBG* coffee maker isn't the most visually stunning brewer out there - have you seen this cold drip maker? - but it is pretty nice to look at. And, probably more important to Moccamaster masterminds...

iRoller Reusable Liquid-Free Touchscreen Cleaner

$17.99 - $19.77 from Amazon »

I wonder if there's an iRoller that will clean the forest fire ash and debris off my lungs as well as this one gets it off my touchscreens. Yep, added bonus: in addition to fingerprints, dust, and smudges, the reusable...