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Wagner HT400 Heat Gun

$24.19 from Amazon »

Not that you don't have enough blowers of hot air in your life, but if you'll give the Wagner HT400 Heat Gun just a moment of consideration, it might prove to be the one whose searing breath can actually do you a service...

HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System

$89.95 from Amazon »

Ho, ho, ho meets some hose, hose, hose, and a coupla gallons of H2O, O, O. Disguising itself as a wrapped gift, the HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System provides an inconspicuous and low-maintenance way...

Java Log - Recycled Coffee Grounds Fire Logs

$24.99 from Amazon »

Nothing beats the smell of fresh coffee brewing in the morning. Except, perhaps, recycled coffee grounds burning in the evening. Java Logs are eco-friendly fire logs made from recycled coffee grounds. The logs' green...

Never Disconnect Divided Dinner Plate

Sold Out from Amazon »

Have you been looking for a dinner plate that will solve all your problems? Well. If all your problems are: 1) you hate it when different foods touch; and 2) you hate being away from your game / streaming service / social...

Fizzics DraftPour Beer Dispenser

$124.99 - $149.99 from Amazon »

Fizzics' latest model of their DraftPour streamlines the beer dispenser's design without falling flat on the home bar gadget's great gift: Micro-Foam technology that converts any canned or bottled beer's natural carbonation...

Navien Mate Water-Powered Bed Warmer

$449 - $479 from Amazon »

Navien Mate endeavors to keep you toasty and cozy this winter by way of water rather than EMF waves. The bed-warming mattress topper uses hydronic rather electrical technology to send and circulate heat safely through...

Honeywell Turbo Force Heater

$59.99 from Amazon »

A Turbo Force of heat. My wife's gonna like the sound of that little superpower Honeywell claims to have built into their new space heater. Powerful at 1500 watts, and portable enough to move one-handed from room to room...

Firedragon: Blow Poke Fireplace Tool

$39.95 from Amazon »

I blow, you blow, we blow! Judging by the bottom right hand corner of the Firedragon blow poke image above, where a nice little bottle of white wine sits ready to pour, this dude's hoping the "I blow" that stokes some...

Half Ice Whiskey Glass

$14.99 from Amazon »

The Half Ice Whiskey Glass had to have been invented by accident. Also, it's probably been "invented" by hundreds of people who have, inadvertently or deliberately, set a container of water in the freezer tilted to the...

Chefman Food Mover - Conveyor Belt Toaster Oven

$199 - $299 from Kickstarter »

Line 'em up on the conveyor belt, and Chefman Food Mover 'em through for a constant stream of toast, bubbling personal pizzas, crispy-chewy bagels, blown-up Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows, or anything you like. Chefman says...

Star Wars Wampa Bean Bag Chair

$149.99 from GameStop »

On the one hand, it's risky business to seek comfort from a hostile Wampa, but on the other hand, at least the Wampa turned into this Wampa Bean Bag Chair is injured. On the hand, as a matter of fact. The whole arm, really...

Rocks on the Outside Whiskey Glass Set

$27.79 from Amazon »

Like your whiskey on the rocks? How about in the rocks too, with this Iceberg rocks glass set that. The tumblers feature a jagged geometric outer design that makes it look like your cubes are encircling it, or maybe trying...

DOER Compact Tool Shed

$499 - $699 from Stellen »

Are you a dreamer or a DOER? Monkey see monkey DOER. Just DOER it. Hey, this day is shaping up to be a lot more pun than I thought it would. Even better, the DOER compact tool shed is actually a cool product - a dozen...

Pelican Emergency Lighting Station

$65 from Amazon »

The Pelican Emergency Lighting Station is a safety precaution guaranteed for life. Unless, of course, you suffer an emergency that doesn't require a 378-lumen flashlight with a beam distance of up to 640'. Like an alien...

JHO Knives SLUG Pry Bar

$95 from JHO Knives »

The SLUG pry bar is one of JHO Knives' latest. It joins this 3-year-old metal art shop's small collection of blades and EDC items that stand out even amongst the seemingly infinite tool and carry options available today...

Torpedo GB Pens

$880 - $1,880 from Gessato »

Torpedo GB Pens have one thing to say: Ready! Aim! Fire!...off a note letting your wife know you ate all the rest of the chicken parm. Sorry, She-Ra. :( :( Or maybe it's a letter of complaint to the last airline you flew...

Star Wars Chewbacca Light Set

$19.95 from Amazon »

Deck the halls with strands of Wookiees, falalalala lalala. I know, I know still too early for Christmas. But no matter. The Star Wars Chewbacca Light Set from Kurt Adler is the all-season tire of home decor: you can...

Havenshield Door Barricade

$599 from Havenshield »

The Havenshield Door Barricade is a home security device for quickly blocking interior access to intruders. It installs over any standard door in your home (or office or classroom) like a wreath. Not exactly a bearer...

Personalized Fart-Thwarting Candles

$25 from Etsy »

A personalized fart-thwarting candle. I know one household who needs this burning good scent blanket for the vile and death-dealing ones. Mine...

Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit

$11.95 from Amazon »

With their Ninjabread Men Gingerbread Cookie Kit, Brand Castle hasn't just packaged up a fun and tasty holiday baking experience for all the mamas, pops, kids, and geeks out there, they've also assembled some worthy opponents...

JAWZ High Performance Blender

$199 - $299 from Amazon »

Get yourself a JAWZ Blender and chances are you're gonna need a bigger...appetite. Glass for your smoothie. Tupperware container for all that nut butter this 3.5HP whirring blade of pulverization is gonna spin you up...

Animal Body Pillows

$21.53 - $135.99 from Amazon »

Who's gonna rock you when the sun won't let you sleep? It ain't me, and I'm pretty sure it ain't Selena Gomez. But it could be a Nemu Nemu Animal Body Pillow, a series of oversized, adorable, and often smoosh-faced furry...

Skull & Bones Fire Pit & Fireplace Logs

$54.99 from Amazon »

Halloween spirit for your fire pit and fireplace strikes again. These most excellent Skull & Bones fire pit and fireplace logs are my 2019 choice for flaming fun at your parties and throughout the spooky season...

Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy

$90 from Etsy »

Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice, Beetlebanjuice! ... Dang, it didn't work. Kevin Clarke's stellar Beetle Playing the Banjo Taxidermy art did not appear before me, ready to make a deal...