Household

Pablo Reinoso Spaghetti Benches

Rest your carbo-loaded belly, your thunk-too-hard noodle, and your gassed-out spaghetti legs on one of Pablo Reinoso's Spaghetti Benches. The seating is a series of standard wood and metal public benches, each typically...

Ice Cube Block Lamp

$210 from Amazon »

Melt a heart of ice and light up a heart of darkness this V-Day with the Block Lamp, a desktop illumination design that uses the thought-provoking optical illusion of a light bulb frozen inside an ice cube to diffuse...

Fold-Flat 2-Step Stool

$45.99 from Amazon »

Step 1: grow 8.5". Step 2: grow 8.5" more. And guess what kids, neither step involves eating vegetables! This fold-flat 2-step stool from Richards Homewares gives a boost to everyone from kiddos at the bathroom sink to...

REVEAL Sunlight & Window Simulation Lighting

$280 - $320 from Adam Frank »

Whether you're missing the window, missing the sunlight, missing the trees, or just missing that je ne sais quoi in your household decor, REVEAL by illumination maestro Adam Frank will shine some unique and charming ambient...

Luminook Automatic LED Strip Lighting

$59 - $109 from Kickstarter »

Luminook fits in the nooks of your nooks to light them up when you look. The automatic LED strip lighting endeavors to "reimagine lighting for small spaces, with a focus on user experience and beautiful design."...

Kevin Hates Broccoli Wall Clock

$23.95 from Etsy »

"Open. Open. Into the hangar! There you go." Broccoli was a new food for Kevin on season 7's Ultimatum episode of The Office, but he tried it. He tried it because he made a New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables...

Tweezers with LED-Lit Magnifier

$10.94 from Amazon »

Feeling crafty? With your circuit board? With your eyebrows? With the lice colony in your kid's hair? The Lighted MagniGrip Tweezers help take your craft - be it hobby or duty - to the next level with a 4.5x power magnifying...

Unleash the Kraken Male Vibrator (NSFW)

$19.99 from Amazon »

While we normally think of the kraken as wielding tentacles of asphyxiation and death, what if in fact the giant squid is all about pleasure? What if his tentacles, as they appear willing and able to do in this male vibrator...

Fully Sealed Stainless Steel Piggy Bank

$35.99 from Amazon »

Ain't no getting out of a New Year's resolution to save money when you have a fully sealed stainless steel piggy bank from LUSEN keeping you in check. There's no "back door" on this 6-sided vault of financial responsibility...

4-in-1 Electric Shower Brush

$16.99 from Amazon »

Who wants to go for a spin in the shower? This electric shower brush has a whirring motor and 4 interchangeable brush heads to help you scrub-a-dub-dub away oil, dirt, and dead skin, plus stir up some blood flow, and...

Automatic Emergency & Power Outage Light

$46.79 from Amazon »

A handheld lantern or flood light will certainly provide illumination during a power outage or other dark emergency, but Ideal Security's SK638 is designed as a more complete home backup light. The SK638 is flat on the...

Peugeot Paris Prestige Giant Pepper Mill

$1,249.95 from Amazon »

The Peugeot Paris Prestige is the grand piano of pepper mills. And if saying it isn't enough to convince you, this giant, 3.6'-tall grinder has been carved from solid beechwood, and then coated in gleaming black piano...

Booty Mint Cleansing & Soothing Toilet Paper Spray

$8.49 - $13.99 from Amazon »

Booty Mint is your wet wipe wingman. It's not toilet spray in the scent-masking sense like Poo-Pourri, but rather toilet paper spray you can apply to your 2-ply to create a DIY flushable wet wipe. Tear off a few sheets...

Ergonomic Smart Music Pillow

$149.99 from Amazon »

Great. As much as I like the idea of an ergonomic smart music pillow to support my old man neck with 90D high-density memory foam, just take a gander at this angled, contoured mess. The PILO pillow looks like a complex...

Samsung Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop

Looks like Samsung will be one of the few who accomplishes their New Year's resolution to slim down. The tech giant revealed their Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop, part of a line of forthcoming modern smart appliances...

Invroheat Decorative Wall Hanging Space Heater

$69.95 from Amazon »

That artwork is hot! The look of it is OK too. Invroheat makes infrared space heaters that double as decorative wall hangings, and decorative wall hangings that double as space heaters...

TOWNEW Self-Sealing & Self-Changing Kitchen Trash Can

$119.95 from Amazon »

Even if you shoot and miss, you'll score with the TOWNEW self-sealing and self-changing kitchen trash can. Well, presuming a major source of disgust and frustration in your life is tying and changing your garbage bags...

Stuul - The Classy Way to Poop

$100 from Stuul »

Does your stool need a Stuul? Correction: a muy classy Stuul? The Stuul poop stool isn't revolutionizing the poop stool game, but if you're into highfalutin poopin', I guess it looks a little nicer - and by nicer, I mean...

Little Brick Lane Custom Scale LEGO Home Models

Straw, sticks, and even bricks got nothing on Little Brick Lane bricks, the LEGO bricks this Etsy shop custom builds into a scale replica of the house you live in. Or the house you lived in until your mama kicked you...

Ace Collection Jumbo Mattresses

I've got an ace up my mattress for all the bed hogs, parents and pet owners, tossers and turners, spread-eagle sleepers, and rambunctious rollers in the hay out there: the Ace Collection. The Ace Collection is a line...

Ocean Surf Coffee Table

$2k from Etsy »

The ocean's surf. Ahhhh. Even made of resin and laid across the walnut slab of a coffee table it brings such calm and peace. Such longing to walk out into the salty white suds and blue waters. ... I wonder what's the...

The Dog House Sofa

Let sleeping dogs lie...next to you but not all up in your space. The Dog House Sofa by designer Seungji Mun is to be part of the first collection of "the emotional pet furniture brand 'mpup'." There is a forthcoming...

Heat Resistant Microwavable Bowl Holder

$11.99 from Amazon »

I'm not a little wussy girly man Hans & Franz would make fun of, but, Owwww! Bowls that come out of the microwave are hot! They burn my hands! And the worst part is, I often suffer the pain of a nooked hunk of ceramic...

Spaced-X Serpent Water Pipes

$299.89 - $799.89 from Spaced-X »

The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore...