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Non-Stick Divided Grill/Fry/Oven Skillet

$79.99 from Amazon »

Master Pan asks a good question: why use 5 pans to make a great meal when you only need one? But a better question might be: why use any pans to make a great meal when the girlfriend you just moved in with has Chinese...

Sheepskin Bean Bag Chair

$1,200 - $2,900 from Parker Wool »

All the tactile sensations of a sheepskin rug meet all the squishy little balls of a bean bag. I guess if you're looking for a way to incorporate iconic dorm room/bachelor pad decor into your fine formal living room...

Giant Inflatable Balloon Animal Dog

$299 from Amazon »

Yeah, I have no idea why that lady is super pissed and flipping Fatboy's Big Dog the bird in the one photo, and then is lounging all smiles and cuddles with it in the others. But that's women for you. The bigger-than-life...

Himalayan Crystal Salt Cooking Tile

$11.99 - $17.99 from Amazon »

Not only does this Himalayan Salt Rock Tile contain 10,000% of your daily recommended allowance of sodium, but it also cooks food evenly, serves it beautifully, and seasons it deliciously. Sit the slab directly on your...

Tenga Flip Hole Male Masturbator

$58.05 from Amazon »

Usually when I come across things like the Tenga Flip Hole on Amazon, a random oblong instrument or box with a button, and a title that gives no indication of what the F it is, I just assume it has something to do with...

SleepCompanion Sleep Enhancer & Monitor

$99.99 from Amazon »

Holi's SleepCompanion has combined the principles behind a sunrise alarm clock with the skills a sleep tracker in hopes of producing a Super Servant of the Snooze whose whole is wholly greater than the sum of its parts....

Single Serve & Full Pot Coffee Maker

$71.99 from Amazon »

This Two-Way Brewer gives me the option of making a 14-ounce cup of coffee just for me, or a whole 12-cup pot of coffee just for me when I'm really tired. Or really hungover. Or really constipated....

BedJet Climate Control for Beds

$499 from Amazon »

I saw the BedJet last week when I was researching (i.e., zombie-clicking through the pages of Amazon) DermaTherapySPORT bedding. DTS is made with some sort of woven fabric golden boy that the company says will keep you...

BullseyeBore Laser Drill Guide

BullseyeBore or not, as someone who often has trouble even walking straight, there's close to a 0% chance I'm ever going to be able to cut, saw, or drill straight. But for the rest of you, the handy ones who only catch...

DermaTherapySPORT Athletic Bedding

$199.99 - $249.99 from Amazon »

DermaTherapySPORT bedding evolved around athletes and studies suggesting how dramatically sleep quality can affect athletic performance. But the essence of these elite sheets is their fabric technology, a woven system...

Ultra Fast Defrosting Tray

Sold Out from Amazon »

I want a big hunk of meat, and I want it now. What? Frozen?! Thaw overnight in the fridge? Thaw in a bowl of water for a few hours? Thaw in the microwave and let it get all...microwaved? How about, instead of any of that...

Bartesian Capsule Cocktail Machine

$299 from Bartesian »

Now this is what I'm talkin' 'bout, Willis. Morning coffee from pods and K-cups? How about morning Sex on the Beach...and happy hour Margaritas...and night cap Martinis from the same tiny capsules? With an automated...

The Aperture Wrench

Wrenches and camera lenses: together at last. As it turns out, the seeming odd couple industrial designer Jordan Steranka paired up to create his Aperture Wrench concept is a completely logical and elegantly handy pair....

Ninja Ultima Kitchen System

$301.64 from Amazon »

I was looking up ninja stuff on Amazon because...I'm a dude...and they kept showing me this blender and all of its 1,000 sellers and iterations. And I was like, "Stop showing me this damn effing blender, Amazon! I want...

Utopia Kitchen 6-Piece Knife Set

$49.99 from Amazon »

Here are some cheap knives with a sweet magnetic knife block and good reviews for sharpness, quality, durability, and ease of juggling. OK, I don't know about that last one, but it does seem that buyers dig Utopia Kitchen's...

Nebia Atomized Water Showerhead

$299 from Nebia »

Nebia trademarked what they call H2MICRO technology. They say it takes the best parts of a shower and a steam room and sprays it out of overhead and portable wand nozzles in a way that will make you feel like you're in...

First Alert 2-Story Escape Ladder

$36.48 from Amazon »

If you don't live in a high-rise building, and you're not Tom Cruise jonesing for stunt work at 53, you don't need to spend the money on a rescue parachute or rappelling system to be prepared in the event of a fire or...

Skybar Wine Chill Drops

$19.19 from Amazon »

I'm not that into wine, but my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is. And since these Wine Chill Drops look kind of like tobacco pipes, I think I could use them to regale her with my Albert Einstein and Frosty the...

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FreezerBoy - Game Boy Refrigerator Magnets

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Here's a slightly more economical approach to "skinning" your fridge in LEGO bricks or a lady licking the shaft of a banana. It's simpler to install and, I think many would argue, just as inspiring too. FreezerBoy is...

Adjustable Speed 19,000 RPM Milk Frother

$57.98 from Amazon »

Last weekend I was admiring a shiny new Ducati 1299 Panigale parked outside the ice cream store when my girlfriend started spouting off motorcycle-related wreck and fatality statistics and asked me why I would even want...

Rabbit Chrome Chilling Stones

$17.99 from Amazon »

Hmmm. These aren't the Rabbits I've heard of. The Rabbits I've heard of do not insert into glasses, and in fact deal in the complete opposite of making things cold. I guess Rabbits are multi-faceted....

The Red Herring Secret Safe

$349 from Amazon »

If the number of Air Vent Safes you have installed in your house is starting to look a little fishy, balance out the trickery and keep your valuables just as secure locked inside Console Vault's Red Herring Wall Safe....

Philips Digital AirFryer

$295.39 from Amazon »

Philips has its own oil-less air fryer similar to the Big Boss model I previously pointed out will make you less likely to get fat and have a heart attack. Actually, Philips has two AirFryers: a simple version with manual...

iBed Tablet Stand

$99.99 from Amazon »

iBed, a hands-free up-high and down-low tablet stand, notes that "When lying down for a long period of time, you not only risk dropping your tablet device, but you also suffer from pain in your arms and neck and back."...

GearWrench Gimbal Ratchet

$15.64 from Amazon »

GearWrench is all about ratcheting innovation. And given the company's success since the release of its original 5-degree ratcheting wrench in 1996, I think we have just proven that in today's world, being "all about"...

Book & Hero Bookend

$25 from Artori Design »

I wish this super dude was here to save me from having to read the books, but it looks like his job is just to keep them from falling over. Equally heroic, I guess. I don't need another 10-pound tome whacking me in the...

EZSTAX Interlocking Dividers Organizer

$20 from EZSTAX »

Seems like it's always easier to make a mess than it is to clean it up. And while there are plenty of items out there to prevent the former--bibs, sippy cups, condoms--and help with the latter--vacuums, washing machines...

WohnGeist Tool Set

$3,100 from The Conran Shop »

These here are some fiiine tools. At least I hope they are because German manufacturer WohnGeist's 24-piece set and case cost upwards of $3 grand. Making them one of those stunning collections of highly functional and...

Visible Cutaway Handcuff

$12.71 from Amazon »

This visible cutaway handcuff is similar to the cutaway practice padlock, but instead of using a transparent interface to teach you how to pick a padlock, it uses a transparent interface to teach you how to pick a pair...

Fluttua Floating Bed

$5,796 from YLiving »

Is it magnets? Sound waves? Propellors on the underside that make Lago Studio's Fluttua Bed float? Nah. Just a hidden stanchion extending from the frame to the floor, plus a top-end connection to the wall, and some carefully...

120" Portable Outdoor Movie Screen

$222.99 from Amazon »

If you prefer the real thing over the blow-up version, here's an outdoor movie screen that's just as portable as an inflatable model, but made of a 16:9 Oxford nylon screen. Project 120 inches worth of movies indoors...

Portable Air Conditioner with Remote Control

$616.01 from Amazon »

It's so hot right now I'd be more than happy to drag Honeywell's portable AC unit around like an oxygen tank. The 10,000 BTU air conditioner has the capacity to cool 350 to 400 square feet of space, just about the size...

Gel'O Cool Pillow Mat

$42.89 from Amazon »

I like sleeping under the covers. Always. No matter the conditions I need at least a sheet serving as a barrier between the Sandman and my bare ass. The problem with this is that I always wake up with wet hair and a sweat-soaked...

Stinger Indoor Insect Trap

$27.99 from Amazon »

The bugs have arrived. Rats. And since bugs (or rats) are not the types of animals I advocate co-existing with, this is my advice to those of you with homes overrun with flies, mosquitos, gnats, and no-see-ums: zap the...

Samsung Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV

Sold Out from Amazon »

105 inches. 4K picture quality. 990 5-star reviews. And a mere 119,999 dollars. And 99 cents. I think Amazon buyer Andrew Kauffman put it best when he said, "When I set out to purchase a TV I swore to myself that wouldn't...

EverBlock Life-Size Building Blocks

$3.95 - $7.25 from EverBlock »

Possibilities for building with the LEGO-like EverBlock line of life-size, completely modular and snap-together tiles stretch as high as you can stack the blocks. While standing on your tiptoes a ladder a roof the top...

Cutaway Practice Padlock & Lock Pick Set

$14.66 from Amazon »

You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your lock. At least not until you've had proper training from Ehdching's cutaway practice padlock and lock pick set. This complete DIY package includes a transparent cutaway...

KRUPS Egg Cooker

$29.99 from Amazon »

Nothing sucks more than spending 15 precious minutes hardboiling an egg only to crack it open and find a puckered rubbery white and grisly-green-sheathed yolk. It's not that it's hard to make a perfectly cooked egg. It's...

Homemade Butter Mini Churn

$12.83 from Amazon »

Back to the roots, farm to table, quality ingredients, knowing what you're shoving down your piehole. What was the norm for our grandparents, and the waste of time what with this microwave and these golden arches around...

Cannabis Killer Candle - Weed Odor Remover

$12.50 from Amazon »

While weed itself has been pretty well documented to be more of a health booster than a killer, I can't say as much for its aroma. Not always the ideal scent in which to douse your house, particularly when it lingers...

Wolverine Light

$110 from HingSan »

An "X" lighting base finished in black and silver and fitted with a full, removable, and--ohhh yeahhh--wearable set of metallic claws. The Wolverine Collectible Light from Taiwan product design group HingSan is selling...

Il Nido Nest for Humans

Milan firm DesignLibero has gone in the same direction as O*GE Creative Group, but developed a less literal interpretation of a bird's nest for humans with their Il Nido. Italian for "nest" Il Nido is a piece of microarchitecture...

Cup Holder Power Inverter with USB Port

$24.77 from Amazon »

Car cup holder space may be precious, but I can think of at least 3 times I would have gladly traded my 20-ounce quad Caramocha for a phone that didn't die in the middle of navigating me the hell out of downtown Portland....

Hatchie Back Seat Rifle Sling

$29.49 from Amazon »

While there will be a lot more dinners to be had from your rod and reel than your rifle over the next few months, I never ignore the Scout's Motto: Always be prepared. Hatchie's back seat gun sling comes in two pieces...

Self-Balancing Butter Knife

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. This is the Weeble of butter knives. A dynamo at the dinner table, the knife self-balances on one end when not in use so you don't have to lay its jam/butter/mustard-covered other...

Triple Divided Skillet

$34.99 - $54.99 from Amazon »

I understand the benefit of using a Triple Divided Skillet in theory, and maybe even under certain circumstances, such as preventing eggplant from touching anything I might consider eating. But definitely not in the way...

The Charted Sandwich Board

$29 - $115 from PopChartLab.com »

If she's gonna go make you a sammich, you should probably: A) know exactly what kind of sammich you require to avoid receiving, like, hummus & sprouts on gluten-free millet bread; and B) be fully aware of the sammich's...

Fanimation Fitzgerald Fan

$210.07 from Amazon »

If Fanimation's Fitzgerald is to be believed, it's kind of pricey to buy a fan that won't ug up the room you plan to put it in. This oscillating blower sits inside a funky, modernized shell-shaped metal housing with an...