Food

Cookie & Pretzel Ice Cream Cones

$7.50 from Vat 19 »

Nothing against plain ol' wafer cones here, but as the great Cookie Monster would say, Coooooookie?! And likewise, the great Pretzel Monster, Pretzelllllll?!...

Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal

$9.99 from FYE »

Now here are some happy little trees that are going to give me a happy little belly, 'cause the carefree plant life in this box of Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal isn't made of oil paint, it's made of marshmallow! Mmmm, I'm...

The Dirty Cookie Shots

$54 from Amazon »

In theory, buying The Dirty Cookie's Cookie Shots is way more expensive than buying a Milk & Cookie Shot Maker and baking the chocolate-lined cow-juice-and-booze-slingin' treats yourself. But remember, time is money...

Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows

If the sight of a Shiba Inu makes you just want to squishitsface, well, how about sparing the dog's dignity and ability to breathe, and taking out your cuteness aggression on a set of Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows? Come...

Lucky Charms Beer

If it wasn't already enough that you can eat an 8-pound bag of cereal marshmallows, now thanks to Smartmouth Brewing's Saturday Morning beer, a Lucky Charms-inspired IPA, you can drink 8 pints of them too...

Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge

$19.95 from Fuego Box »

Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day better than a mini chocolate bar laced with a pepper hotter than the Carolina Reaper. The Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge from Fuego Box, in the spirit of Paqui's Carolina Reaper Madness...

Nuts 'N More High Protein Nut Butter Spreads

$11.99 from Amazon »

The last nut butter I wrote about was called Tame the Beast, and it was not flavored like Salted Caramel or Mint Chocolate Chip, and most definitely not suitable for topping pancakes or stuffing in homemade peppermint...

24 Pounds of Cheese Wedding Cake

$439.99 from Costco »

Blushing brides, dashing grooms, say cheese! Redefining the meanings of both cheesecake and wedding cake is haute gourmet artisan bakery...Costco. The warehouse club's Sid Wainer & Son Cheese Lover wedding cake stacks...

Neuhaus Belgian Chocolates

$8.75 - $224 from Neuhaus Chocolate »

Having been the joint giver / recipient of Neuhaus Chocolates' Winter Wonderland pop-up advent calendar this past holiday season, I can say with certainty (and praline and ganache all over my face) the Belgian chocolate...

Willie's Remedy - CBD-Infused Coffee from Willie Nelson

I guess Willie Nelson technically began sharing his remedies with us when he launched his Willie's Reserve cannabis a few years ago. But only now, with his Willie's Remedy CBD coffee, and the reveal of a whole line of...

Wilde Chicken Protein Chips

$19.96 from Amazon »

Chicken + buffalo + thin & crisp chip = Wilde! Made of chicken, flavored like buffalo (or barbecue, jalapeno, or salt & vinegar) and sliced and cooked into wavy, wafer-like rounds, Wilde Chicken Protein Chips are protein-packed...

Chirps Cricket Protein Chips

$12.99 - $14.99 from Chirps »

If I asked you if you'd like some Sriracha Chirps chips, made with stone ground corn and machine ground crickets, I'd probably hear...crickets, crickets. Or maybe you'd tell me to stop bugging you, and that I'm buggin'...

MealEnders Signaling Lozenges for Appetite Control

$16.95 from Amazon »

MealEnders are "signaling lozenges" that help control appetite, curb cravings, and stop overeating at the end of meals when all you want is a big fat piece of pie. And then another. MealEnders are also the latest diet...

Poop Like a Champion Cereal

$6.99 from Amazon »

New year, new you...from the inside out with Poop Like a Champion cereal! Cleanse your colon of 2018 - or maybe just the indulgences of New Year's Eve - with this number-two-inducing blend of soluble and insoluble fiber...

Flyby Hangover Prevention & Recovery Pills

$17.09 from Amazon »

"Take 3 capsules before drinking with food and water. Take another 3 right before bed." Ooooh, good advice. But before I drink I feel like Wonder Wom- uh, I mean, Wolverine, who doesn't need no stinkin' hangover prevention...

Ruby Chocolate Kit Kat Bar

$5.60 from Amazon »

Ruby Chocolate Kit Kat bars aren't just white chocolate-dipped wafers dyed pink. Ruby chocolate is actually a newfangled chocolate introduced in 2017 by Belgian-Swiss chocolatier Barry Callebaut. The company has been...

The Death Nut Challenge Version 2.0

$19.99 from Amazon »

Anyone who likes spicy foods and a challenge will be delighted to receive this carefully selected 5-pack of Death Nuts under the tree this year. And everyone else will be equally stoked for the post-gift-opening entertainment...

Carl the Drinking Chocolate Snowman

$38 from Amazon »

Carl, that's not snow, it's a pot of boiling milk. Yeah, Carl, I know it's pretty and white, but it's hot. Hot, Carl. And you're a chocolate snowman. Get near that thing and you'll...Carl! Carl, no! Car-Caaaarrrrllll!...

Wild Coal

$14.95 from Amazon »

Everyone I know is getting Wild Coal in their stocking this year. Ha! What a terrific twist on the old naughty kids tradition. The lump of coal theme turned into a product that's actually useful - in the case of Wild...

Momofuku Ssam Sauce

$6.46 - $17.57 from Amazon »

"Tastes good on everything!" Normally when a condiment makes such a claim I'm skeptical, but this condiment is Momofuku Ssam Sauce. Made by chef David Chang, founder of the Momofuku Korean-inspired restaurants, and really...

Pringles-Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles

Pringles-Flavored instant ramen noodles are coming! And! And! Ramen-flavored Pringles potato chips are coming! In honor of Pringles' 50th anniversary and Super Cup's 30th anniversary, the brands have teamed up on a mashup...

IHOPS - Pumpkin Pancake Stout Beer from IHOP

Ye who thought Pumpkin would never find a better mate than Spice Latte, check out IHOPS, the new Pumpkin Pancake Stout beer from IHOP. Ha! I see your venti tastes-like-fall coffee drink, and raise you 16 ounces of baking...

Smooth Move Tea

$10.83 from Amazon »

Eating that 28-ounce porterhouse with a bloomin' onion side: not a smooth move. Drinking an all-natural herbal tea with natural laxative properties for relief: Smooth Move...

33-Pound Gummy Hot Dog

$149.99 from Vat 19 »

It's hot dog, but also...not hot dog! Created by The Gummy Bear Guy, this next in a well-established line of supersized gummy products (see also: gummy skull, gummy snake) out-sizes them all at a formidable 33 pounds...