Food

Folios Baked Cheese Wraps

Crisped, wrapped, rolled, or melted, Folios baked cheese wraps are about to make your keto, low-carb, or cheese-obsessed lifestyle a little more interesting. The thin, flexible discs come in Cheddar, Jarlsberg, and Parmesan...

French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream

I'm all for a National Mustard Day (August 3) but a French's Yellow Mustard Ice Cream to celebrate it? Uh, no th-...well, OK. I'll try it...

Picky Oats Organic Performance Oatmeal

$29.90 from Amazon »

You know that saying, you can be picky about your nose, but you can't be picky about your oats? No? Well, doesn't matter, because Picky Oats have just made it all payphone obsolete. Picky Oats are to-go packs of of "organic...

Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

$10.98 from Amazon »

At 900 times hotter than a jalapeno, and at least that much hotter than Lil's Wayne, Jon, Kim, and Bow Wow, Flamethrower Candy Co. believes its Lil' Nitro is the World's Hottest Gummy Bear. And therefore ripe for a dare-you-to-eat-it...

40 Below Joe Frozen Coffee Beads

$34.99 - $64.99 from 40 Below Joe »

If 40 Below Joe's frozen coffee beads look a lot like caffeinated Dippin' Dots to you, and you love you some caffeine and Dippin' Dots, then today is a good day, my friend. These brewed Arabica beans and creamer have...

Shrooms Mushroom Crisps

$5.99 from Amazon »

Mushrooms are a most polarizing food - people typically love them or hate them. So some of you will see these bags of Shrooms Mushroom Crisps, dried and seasoned fungal snacks, and consider them mouthwatering must-trys...

Gincredible Dipper - Gin Fun Dip

$12.99 from Firebox.com »

I have a lot of good news and a lot of bad news about the Gincredible Dipper, basically a take on Fun Dip that incorporates real, boozy elderflower gin in gel form. Let's start with the good...

Hershey's Milk Chocolate Emoji Bars

$0.99 from Hershey's »

Oh hey, it's a milk chocolate Emoshey's Bar. Hershoji's Bar? Hersheyoji's? It's a Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bar with emoji squares!...

Stuffed Puffs Chocolate Filled Marshmallows

$3.98 from Wal-Mart »

Forget S'mores, in filling jumbo marshmallows with milk chocolate, Stuffed Puffs just brought my favorite childhood competition of seeing how many marshmallows I can stuff in my mouth without needing the Heimlich back...

Eat a D**k - Anonymously Mail a Chocolate Penis (NSFW)

$26.99 from DicksByMail.com »

It might be made of chocolate, but this penis is sized like a d**k. Shaped like a d**k. Textured like a d**k. It's even certified organic like a d**k! And it's all boxed and ready for you to send to someone you think...

Cookie & Pretzel Ice Cream Cones

$7.50 from Vat 19 »

Nothing against plain ol' wafer cones here, but as the great Cookie Monster would say, Coooooookie?! And likewise, the great Pretzel Monster, Pretzelllllll?!...

Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal

$9.99 from FYE »

Now here are some happy little trees that are going to give me a happy little belly, 'cause the carefree plant life in this box of Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal isn't made of oil paint, it's made of marshmallow! Mmmm, I'm...

The Dirty Cookie Shots

$62 from Amazon »

In theory, buying The Dirty Cookie's Cookie Shots is way more expensive than buying a Milk & Cookie Shot Maker and baking the chocolate-lined cow-juice-and-booze-slingin' treats yourself. But remember, time is money...

Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows

If the sight of a Shiba Inu makes you just want to squishitsface, well, how about sparing the dog's dignity and ability to breathe, and taking out your cuteness aggression on a set of Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows? Come...

Lucky Charms Beer

If it wasn't already enough that you can eat an 8-pound bag of cereal marshmallows, now thanks to Smartmouth Brewing's Saturday Morning beer, a Lucky Charms-inspired IPA, you can drink 8 pints of them too...

Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge

$19.95 from Fuego Box »

Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day better than a mini chocolate bar laced with a pepper hotter than the Carolina Reaper. The Cocoa Loco Choco Challenge from Fuego Box, in the spirit of Paqui's Carolina Reaper Madness...

Nuts 'N More High Protein Nut Butter Spreads

$11.99 from Amazon »

The last nut butter I wrote about was called Tame the Beast, and it was not flavored like Salted Caramel or Mint Chocolate Chip, and most definitely not suitable for topping pancakes or stuffing in homemade peppermint...

24 Pounds of Cheese Wedding Cake

$439.99 from Costco »

Blushing brides, dashing grooms, say cheese! Redefining the meanings of both cheesecake and wedding cake is haute gourmet artisan bakery...Costco. The warehouse club's Sid Wainer & Son Cheese Lover wedding cake stacks...

Neuhaus Belgian Chocolates

$8.75 - $224 from Neuhaus Chocolate »

Having been the joint giver / recipient of Neuhaus Chocolates' Winter Wonderland pop-up advent calendar this past holiday season, I can say with certainty (and praline and ganache all over my face) the Belgian chocolate...

Willie's Remedy - CBD-Infused Coffee from Willie Nelson

I guess Willie Nelson technically began sharing his remedies with us when he launched his Willie's Reserve cannabis a few years ago. But only now, with his Willie's Remedy CBD coffee, and the reveal of a whole line of...

Wilde Chicken Protein Chips

$24.99 from Amazon »

Chicken + buffalo + thin & crisp chip = Wilde! Made of chicken, flavored like buffalo (or barbecue, jalapeno, or salt & vinegar) and sliced and cooked into wavy, wafer-like rounds, Wilde Chicken Protein Chips are protein-packed...

Chirps Cricket Protein Chips

$12.99 - $14.99 from Chirps »

If I asked you if you'd like some Sriracha Chirps chips, made with stone ground corn and machine ground crickets, I'd probably hear...crickets, crickets. Or maybe you'd tell me to stop bugging you, and that I'm buggin'...

MealEnders Signaling Lozenges for Appetite Control

$20.95 from Amazon »

MealEnders are "signaling lozenges" that help control appetite, curb cravings, and stop overeating at the end of meals when all you want is a big fat piece of pie. And then another. MealEnders are also the latest diet...

Poop Like a Champion Cereal

$11.99 from Amazon »

New year, new you...from the inside out with Poop Like a Champion cereal! Cleanse your colon of 2018 - or maybe just the indulgences of New Year's Eve - with this number-two-inducing blend of soluble and insoluble fiber...