Food

Rowdy Prebiotic Energy Bars

If growing an army of good gut bacteria and eating probiotic foods is the new health fad, then feeding your gut bacteria prebiotic foods that will help make them strong and equipped to protect you isn't far behind. Rowdy...

Floyd's of Leadville CBD Recovery Protein

Floyd's of Leadville just confirmed for me that CBD pain management and relaxation supplements are the new bacon. From oils to gum drops to - hey, whaddaya know? - protein powder, you can get CBD-infused everything now...

Lord Jones CBD Gumdrops

$45 - $60 from Lord Jones »

CBD or not, something tells me a company called Lord Jones does not make the kind of gumdrops you find on gingerbread houses. The ones that go from gummy to you-better-have-a-good-dentist-hard after, like, 5 minutes of...

James T. Kirk Bourbon

A few shots of James T. Kirk Bourbon will allow men to boldly go where no man has gone before: to Tom Brady's doorstep with a trench coat, boombox, and all the right words to convince Gisele she should leave him for you...

Astronaut Ice Cream Variety Pack

$27.95 from Amazon »

Astronaut ice cream was a rare treat, a novelty worthy of much wonder and awe when I was a kid. Now though, like 8lb bags of Lucky Charms marshmallows, and pretty much everything else, you can just buy it in bulk online...

Creator Robotic Hamburger Chef & Restaurant

Creator, like any good chef, makes hamburgers from scratch. To order. With great care. But unlike just about every other chef out there (jury's still out on Giada) Creator is a robot. An elaborate burger-slinging machine...

FunkO's - Funko Pop Toy Cereal

FunkO's, an obviously-named line of breakfast cereals from the Funko Pop Toy creator, will hit shelves this July. The colorful and surely-sugar-packed O's will begin as a 6-character series, each sporting its Funko Pop...

Cado Avocado Ice Cream

They just couldn't stop at toast, could they?...

Beefed-Up Butter

Beefed-Up Butter comes from the online store of Maple & Ash, a Chicago-based steakhouse previously known for its modern wood-fired dishes. Now though Maple & Ash might become better known for the slathering of spreadable...

FattyCakesNY Ridiculous Cookie Cakes

$30 - $75 from FattyCakesNY »

FattyCakesNY is cookies. On cookies. On cookies. With an occasional brownie and donut layered in for some textural variety, plus fillings and toppings of frosting, caramel, ganache, candy bars, and more sprinkles than...

Traeger Smoked Simple Syrup Cocktail Mixer

$16.95 from Amazon »

A cocktail that tastes like a campfire? Nah, Traeger doesn't go that far with their Smoked Simple Syrup. The mixer is infused with woody flavors more commonly found in your food and drinks - clove and vanilla. And rather...

Habit - Biological Test for Your Ideal Diet

$199 - $429 from Habit »

Is nutrition universal? Is there a perfect human diet? Does eating "healthy" mean the same thing for everyone? Habit suggests it's much more personal than that. That we as individuals might share a lot - 99.999-whatever-percent...

Slice of Sauce - Sliced Ketchup Singles

Slice of Sauce is ketchup meets Kraft Singles meets Fruit Roll-Ups meets your burger. Your new and improved mess-free burger, since this dried tomato condiment trades in the globs of red goo for a solid, slim, slick...Slice...of...

Epic Artisanal Pork Rinds

$13.96 - $15.99 from Amazon »

I don't know how you feel about pork rinds or cracklings, or snacks that describe themselves as "artisanal," but I tried paleo and keto diet champion brand Epic's new artisanal pork rinds a few weeks ago, and they were...

Fuego Box Craft Hot Sauce Club

Light up some taste buds right alongside the Christmas tree or Menorah with a Fuego Box craft hot sauce club subscription for your favorite spice fiend. Dad or Gramps can't take the heat? No problem. Fuego has a Mellow...

Ranch Dressing Fountain

Hidden Valley began pouring on the Ranch dressing in fountain form last March, but I think it's much better suited for Thanksgiving, and the holiday season as a whole. What better gift for your party guests than an 18"...

Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix

$18.99 from Amazon »

Mmmmm, nothing hits the spot like a Punch in the Nuts. This Punch in the Nuts Snack Mix listing includes 6 nut-punching bags filled with cashews, peanuts, chocolate bits, and raisins. Get ready to whack your taste buds...

Chocolate Candy Bar Maker

$29.99 from Amazon »

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, hide yo' husband! No one's getting their hands on the Chocolate Candy Bar Maker but me! Chocolate's loyal, and gluttonous, and selfish little whore slave. No, redact that redaction. Whore!...

Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice

$10.99 from Amazon »

I've been waiting to show you this can of Pumpkin Spice Spray-On Spice. Waiting for the season of PSL, and Pumpkin Spice everything else, to arrive. My coffee run this morning confirmed it has. Pumpkin Spice Lattes, Pumpkin...

Country Archer Natural Meat Snacks

$2.75 - $6 from Country Archer »

Country Archer makes meat snacks for those of us who are done with dry, brittle jerky that tastes like nothing but fake smoke and salt, and feels like it's going to puncture our gut when we swallow it. And also for those...

Zach's Sprayable Wing Sauce

I had the best grilled chicken wings I ever ate on Super Bowl Sunday in Charleston, SC this year. Then the next day I got grilled chicken wings at a different spot and they became the best chicken wings I ever ate. Charleston...

Dry Brew Coffee Chews

$17.99 from Amazon »

Dry Brew Coffee Chews are for those of us who can't tear ourselves away from the computer--or the Xbox--long enough to get our 3:00 cups o' pick-me-up. And those, such as runners and bikers, who don't have the space or...

RXBARs - Whole Food Protein Bars

$9.41 - $63.99 from Amazon »

There are now as many kinds of protein bar in the grocery store as there are cereal, chips, and cookies. But unlike the second group, most of which I will eat by the trough, I find that the majority of protein bars Suck...

CLR CFF Clear Coffee

$7.50 - $19 from CLR CFF »

For some coffee clears the mind, but for none does coffee clear the teeth. CLR CFF, perhaps inspired by 1992 and Pepsi's other face-palm moment, and certainly in an effort to pump your body with the physical effects of...