Food

The Death Nut Challenge Version 2.0

$19.99 from Amazon »

Anyone who likes spicy foods and a challenge will be delighted to receive this carefully selected 5-pack of Death Nuts under the tree this year. And everyone else will be equally stoked for the post-gift-opening entertainment...

Carl the Drinking Chocolate Snowman

$38 from Amazon »

Carl, that's not snow, it's a pot of boiling milk. Yeah, Carl, I know it's pretty and white, but it's hot. Hot, Carl. And you're a chocolate snowman. Get near that thing and you'll...Carl! Carl, no! Car-Caaaarrrrllll!...

Wild Coal

$14.95 from Amazon »

Everyone I know is getting Wild Coal in their stocking this year. Ha! What a terrific twist on the old naughty kids tradition. The lump of coal theme turned into a product that's actually useful - in the case of Wild...

Momofuku Ssam Sauce

$6.46 - $17.57 from Amazon »

"Tastes good on everything!" Normally when a condiment makes such a claim I'm skeptical, but this condiment is Momofuku Ssam Sauce. Made by chef David Chang, founder of the Momofuku Korean-inspired restaurants, and really...

Pringles-Flavored Instant Ramen Noodles

Pringles-Flavored instant ramen noodles are coming! And! And! Ramen-flavored Pringles potato chips are coming! In honor of Pringles' 50th anniversary and Super Cup's 30th anniversary, the brands have teamed up on a mashup...

IHOPS - Pumpkin Pancake Stout Beer from IHOP

Ye who thought Pumpkin would never find a better mate than Spice Latte, check out IHOPS, the new Pumpkin Pancake Stout beer from IHOP. Ha! I see your venti tastes-like-fall coffee drink, and raise you 16 ounces of baking...

Smooth Move Tea

$10.83 from Amazon »

Eating that 28-ounce porterhouse with a bloomin' onion side: not a smooth move. Drinking an all-natural herbal tea with natural laxative properties for relief: Smooth Move...

33-Pound Gummy Hot Dog

$149.99 from Vat 19 »

It's hot dog, but also...not hot dog! Created by The Gummy Bear Guy, this next in a well-established line of supersized gummy products (see also: gummy skull, gummy snake) out-sizes them all at a formidable 33 pounds...

Rowdy Prebiotic Energy Bars

If growing an army of good gut bacteria and eating probiotic foods is the new health fad, then feeding your gut bacteria prebiotic foods that will help make them strong and equipped to protect you isn't far behind. Rowdy...

Floyd's of Leadville CBD Recovery Protein

Floyd's of Leadville just confirmed for me that CBD pain management and relaxation supplements are the new bacon. From oils to gum drops to - hey, whaddaya know? - protein powder, you can get CBD-infused everything now...

Lord Jones CBD Gumdrops

$45 - $60 from Lord Jones »

CBD or not, something tells me a company called Lord Jones does not make the kind of gumdrops you find on gingerbread houses. The ones that go from gummy to you-better-have-a-good-dentist-hard after, like, 5 minutes of...

James T. Kirk Bourbon

A few shots of James T. Kirk Bourbon will allow men to boldly go where no man has gone before: to Tom Brady's doorstep with a trench coat, boombox, and all the right words to convince Gisele she should leave him for you...

Astronaut Ice Cream Variety Pack

$27.95 from Amazon »

Astronaut ice cream was a rare treat, a novelty worthy of much wonder and awe when I was a kid. Now though, like 8lb bags of Lucky Charms marshmallows, and pretty much everything else, you can just buy it in bulk online...

Creator Robotic Hamburger Chef & Restaurant

Creator, like any good chef, makes hamburgers from scratch. To order. With great care. But unlike just about every other chef out there (jury's still out on Giada) Creator is a robot. An elaborate burger-slinging machine...

FunkO's - Funko Pop Toy Cereal

FunkO's, an obviously-named line of breakfast cereals from the Funko Pop Toy creator, will hit shelves this July. The colorful and surely-sugar-packed O's will begin as a 6-character series, each sporting its Funko Pop...

Cado Avocado Ice Cream

They just couldn't stop at toast, could they?...

Beefed-Up Butter

Beefed-Up Butter comes from the online store of Maple & Ash, a Chicago-based steakhouse previously known for its modern wood-fired dishes. Now though Maple & Ash might become better known for the slathering of spreadable...

FattyCakesNY Ridiculous Cookie Cakes

$30 - $75 from FattyCakesNY »

FattyCakesNY is cookies. On cookies. On cookies. With an occasional brownie and donut layered in for some textural variety, plus fillings and toppings of frosting, caramel, ganache, candy bars, and more sprinkles than...

Traeger Smoked Simple Syrup Cocktail Mixer

$16.95 from Amazon »

A cocktail that tastes like a campfire? Nah, Traeger doesn't go that far with their Smoked Simple Syrup. The mixer is infused with woody flavors more commonly found in your food and drinks - clove and vanilla. And rather...

Habit - Biological Test for Your Ideal Diet

$199 - $429 from Habit »

Is nutrition universal? Is there a perfect human diet? Does eating "healthy" mean the same thing for everyone? Habit suggests it's much more personal than that. That we as individuals might share a lot - 99.999-whatever-percent...

Slice of Sauce - Sliced Ketchup Singles

Slice of Sauce is ketchup meets Kraft Singles meets Fruit Roll-Ups meets your burger. Your new and improved mess-free burger, since this dried tomato condiment trades in the globs of red goo for a solid, slim, slick...Slice...of...

Epic Artisanal Pork Rinds

$13.96 - $15.99 from Amazon »

I don't know how you feel about pork rinds or cracklings, or snacks that describe themselves as "artisanal," but I tried paleo and keto diet champion brand Epic's new artisanal pork rinds a few weeks ago, and they were...

Fuego Box Craft Hot Sauce Club

Light up some taste buds right alongside the Christmas tree or Menorah with a Fuego Box craft hot sauce club subscription for your favorite spice fiend. Dad or Gramps can't take the heat? No problem. Fuego has a Mellow...

Ranch Dressing Fountain

Hidden Valley began pouring on the Ranch dressing in fountain form last March, but I think it's much better suited for Thanksgiving, and the holiday season as a whole. What better gift for your party guests than an 18"...