Internal Organs Rash Guard Swimsuit
Ladies, show off your real beach bod this summer with an internal organs swimsuit. It's also a combo one-piece and rash guard, so even as you're revealing expansive areas of your anatomical insides, you'll be protecting...
CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device
Need a Father's Day gift for a would-be dad? The CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device, despite sounding and looking like no more than an awesome jock strap for chilling your balls, exists in the name of fertility. It's a testicle...
Arteflame 40" Grill
Arteflame's 40" Grill goes from a BBQ with visiting family tonight to a bonfire with the lady you didn't want to torture with meeting them when they all leave tomorrow. A slick, contemporary design for your patio or back...
40 Below Joe Frozen Coffee Beads
If 40 Below Joe's frozen coffee beads look a lot like caffeinated Dippin' Dots to you, and you love you some caffeine and Dippin' Dots, then today is a good day, my friend. These brewed Arabica beans and creamer have...
Comfi Memory Foam Hoodie
What's this, Comfi memory foam hoodie? Like walking around with a mattress strapped to my back? A butt pillow built in to my sweatshirt? Ha! Haha! That sounds ridiculous!...
Aladdin's Lamp E-Cigarette
Ha! An Aladdin's Lamp E-Cigarette! Some real family-friendly merch to launch in tandem with Disney's live-action rerelease. I wonder if the fresh and princely genie inside approves. And whether he's more partial to the...
Catch-A-Lure Fly Retriever
When it comes to gifts for Dad, the Catch-A-Lure is pretty fly for a fish guy. (Especially a fish guy who likes dad jokes.)...
Nomodo Trio Qi-Certified Charger & Drink Warmer/Cooler
The Nomodo Trio is a Qi-certified fast charger on one half and dual mug warmer / drink cooler on the other. Need a Father's Day gift for Dad? Nomodo's desktop setup is an especially great choice for kids with dads who...
My Hibachi BBQ 3-in-1 Sit Around Grill
Now here's a way to win your dinner party or first date. My Hibachi BBQ's 3-in-1 Sit Around propane gas grill is an investment to be sure, but think of all the use you'll get out of it, showing off to friends and family...
Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes
Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your...
KAN Core Chef Knife
Chef in name, Damascus in style, Japanese in origin. The KAN Core Chef Knife is made of AUS-10 or VG-10 steel to maintain a burly, 59-60 HRC hardness without going brittle. KAN says the result is a kitchen blade that...
OmiSonic - Wireless Ultrasonic Cleaning Tool
What do jelly donut stains, tarnished silverware, and a bunch of dirty carrots have in common? According to OmiSonic their new wireless ultrasonic cleaning tool can de-gunk and return all of them to peak wearing, using...
Rolls-Royce Champagne Chest
All the dudes who keep emailing to ask why I don't cover more gear and accessories for their superyachts? I'm delighted to appease you today, courtesy of the House of Rolls-Royce. The luxury car maker is releasing the...
Flex Toilet Brush
The Flex Toilet Brush would love for you to talk dirty to it. In fact, why stop at talking? Go ahead and show it some the nastiest smut you got. Then watch Flex dive right in to your nastiest nasty and go only Cirque-level...
Crock-Pot Lunch Crock Food Warmer
We all know Crock-Pot knows slow cooking. With their Lunch Crock, Crock-Pot is giving us the 101 on how slow warming can make a meal taste its tastiest too. Designed for to-go grub, the Lunch Crock has a 24-ounce inner...
Earth Traveler Ultralight Teardrop Trailers
I nominate bench pressing an Earth Traveler teardrop trailer for an event in the next CrossFit Games. Or maybe a World's Toughest Mudder obstacle of harnessing a 250-pound Earth T250LX to a runner's back and having him...
Winston Online Privacy Device
What Winston here is suggesting is online privacy. Total browsing anonymity. Scrambling your internet activity to strip away invasive corporate tracking and surveillance that don't just record your activities, but also...
All that glitters isn't gold - but it might be some strange or unique product painted in the color's shiny finish. My golden ticket to making it into this listing isn't just going big, it's going big and gold. Sometimes obnoxiously so. Everything else can go home...
SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid
Ugh, the SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid reminds me of a bad recurring dream I have where all the swords and bats and day-old baguettes I'm trying to use to fight off attackers (usually either zombies or a dude in a...
WRAPTIE All-Purpose Tie Down Straps
WRAPTIE up a rugged and versatile gift for Dad this Father's Day. WRAPTIE Tie Down Straps go beyond traditional cargo straps with a patent-pending hook-and-loop closure system that eliminates jagged hooks and metal buckles...
Miracle-Gro Twelve Indoor Growing System
The miracle of plant growth is back and better than ever with the Miracle-Gro Twelve. The combo planter and side table looks decent, and acts even nicer as a fully integrated hydroponic indoor growing system. Fitted with...
Shrooms Mushroom Crisps
Mushrooms are a most polarizing food - people typically love them or hate them. So some of you will see these bags of Shrooms Mushroom Crisps, dried and seasoned fungal snacks, and consider them mouthwatering must-trys...
KUBE Bluetooth Speaker with 37-Quart Cooler
Boomin' Bluetooth speaker coolers are nothing new anymore, but KUBE shows they're still popular enough for designers and engineers to improve upon. KUBE's portable, wireless audio system built around a 37-quart ice chest...
Pepperem Llama - World's Cutest Pepper Spray
Who's going to disagree with Pepperem's designation of their Llama self defense keychain as "World's Cutest Pepper Spray"? Not this dude. In fact, the llama-shaped pepper shooter is moving straight from here to my collection...