Floating Crocodile Pool & Pond Decoy

Posted: June 19, 2019
Floating Crocodile Pool & Pond Decoy
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I still can't tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator. With all the fake news and misinformation floating around the web, I also can't say for sure whether this listing for a floating crocodile pool and pond decoy is accurate. Maybe it's a floating alligator pool and pond decoy.

Equally likely, maybe if you order it, the seller will send you a floating iguana pool and pond decoy instead.

No matter the uncertainty surrounding the precise species of this trespasser deterrent (or, for some of you, yard art) one thing is for sure: float the croc in your pool in Florida, or stick it in your pond in Toronto and people will believe that sh*t is real. Because sh*t like that happens, and sh*t gets real like that all the time now. Even in Canada.

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