Bushcraft Survival 1" Scotch Eye Hand Auger

$32.95 Amazon »

There aren't many times I'd pick a hand tool over a power tool, but Bushcraft Survival's Scotch Eye Auger is definitely...well...not one of them. My mama makes me do enough manual labor at her house without throwing a...

PATCH Zero Waste Bamboo Bandages

$5.98 - $19.49 Amazon »

Patch up your wounds without gouging, stinging, cutting, scraping, burning, or blistering the environment with PATCH bandages, first aid adhesive strips strips made from bamboo fiber that create zero waste post-use. PATCH...

Marvel Sound Effects Machine

The Marvel Sound Effects Machine is the ultimate fanboy's and fangirl's Hype Button. But rather than an air horn, this little red collectible blares 8 different signature sounds from the superheroes of the Marvel Universe...

Nest Brush Self-Dispensing UV-C Toothbrush

$33 - $89 indiegogo »

The Nest Brush is not some newfangled self-dispensing electric toothbrush with a UV-C sterilizing stand. It's a newfangled self-dispensing manual toothbrush with a UV-C sterilizing stand. And the UV-C stand is optional...

PacMotor Joystick-Controlled Dual Kayak Motor

$799 PacMotor »

Down with paddles! Down with physical exertion! All hail the PacMotor joystick-controlled dual kayak motor!...

NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster

$94.99 Hasbro Pulse »

Guess what's coming out next, next fall. A NERF LMTD ALIENS M41-A Blaster that might look like the one above! In packaging that may resemble that which you see before you. Hasbro Pulse is offering up a presale of the...

Nutshell Coolers - Coolers Insulated with Coconut Husks

$149 - $199 Nutshell Coolers »

Nutshell Coolers are lightweight, collapsible coolers whose insulation comes from coconut husks. More specifically, upcycled coconut husks that would otherwise be burned as agricultural waste, and upcycled coconut husks...

Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster Cat Toy

$14.99 Petco »

Hey, I'm all for antagonizing cats, especially my own feline arch nemesis, Zanzibar, but calling the Nerf Catnip Disc Blaster a cat "toy"? Dudes, check out those catnip discs. Two inches in diameter, and made of what...

Boobie Beanie for Breastfeeding Children...and Adults

$6 - $20 Etsy »

A child breastfeeding in a boobie beanie: it's the most heartwarming breasticle spectacle I ever saw! Crocheted by Maggie Bass of Maggie's Craft Sale, these Breast Beanies keep all the heat in your wee infant's head...

The James Bond Archives - No Time To Die Edition

$200 Taschen »

Taschen first issued The James Bond Archives in 2012 as an "XL book." This October, in conjunction with the release of the latest Bond film, No Time To Die, they'll debut a new edition - fittingly, the No Time to Die...

QUICKPLAY PRO Portable Folding Bench

$89 - $167.99 Amazon »

Instant benches for the kids, instant bleachers for their parents with QUICKPLAY's PRO Portable Folding Bench. Or, if you prefer, instant benches for the grown-ass players, instant bleachers for their significant others...

Dango MC01 Titanium Money Clip

Money, money, money, mooooneyyyy! Dango introduces the MC01 Titanium Money Clip for dudes who aren't into urban traveling light with just a few cards and a slim front pocket wallet. Dudes who don't care that cash is a...

Snow Peak Living Lodge

$1,749.95 - $1,999.95 Snow Peak »

Living large in the Living Lodge. This combo outdoor shelter and camping tent from Snow Peak features a roomy open canopy for group gatherings extending from a fully enclosed sleeping space large enough for 3 to 7 people...

Shelter-in-Place Earthquake Essentials Kit

Sold Out Amazon »

Welp, I guess the Shelter-in-Place Earthquake Essentials Kit is about as prepared as you can get for an earthquake. The one natural disaster that strikes with no warning, no chance of escape, no possibility for mitigation...

Bagster Dumpster in a Bag - Holds up to 3,300 Pounds

$41.06 Amazon »

Declutter your life, to the tune of 3,300 pounds, with the Bagster Dumpster in a Bag. A 2-part endeavor - the heavy-duty, 3 cubic-yard, 8' long x 4' wide x 2.5' tall polypropylene Bagster Bag, and the Bagster removal...

E109: What Is This Thing?

Discontinued

Welcome to Edition 109 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

22K Gold Layered Uncirculated Two Dollar Bill

Discontinued

This $2 bill is worth its weight in gold! ... Which is still about $2. At least in terms of its legal tender value, despite being layered in 22K gold. Of course, you'll pay many times that for a chance to own the 22K...

AnnoyingPCB - The Endless Beep Machine

$13.97 Amazon »

The AnnoyingPCB is a prank for the ages. That is, the age of going back to the office, and the age of WFH, since this endless beep machine hides easily in any room - or car interior - and will drive anyone from co-workers...

USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete

$49.99 Amazon »

Become a US Marine Corps hacker, and proudly slash your way through the blackberry bushes in your backyard, with this officially licenced USMC Desert OPS Sawback Machete. Features include a 17-3/10" stainless steel swingin'...

Samsung Galaxy Z Flip3 5G

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I wouldn't normally write about some new Samsung Galaxy something, but dudes. The Samsung Galaxy Z Flip3 5G is some new Samsung Galaxy flip phone. A type of phone so close to my heart I only parted with mine and got a...

Paracord-Wrapped Knuckle Duster

Discontinued

Which would you rather add to your survival kit: paracord, which has myriad uses; or a knuckle duster, which really has only one? Aw, dude, don't ask me that I can't decide! The paracord, the knuckle duster, I just...it's...it's...

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

$7.99 Amazon »

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity? Come on, Carlo Cipolla, don't be giving ambitious idiots any more ideas! How about a book called The Basic Laws of Human Intelligence & Rationality instead?...

Scottish Beithir Fire 150-Proof Beer

$55.50 88 Brewery »

Scottish Beithir Fire is 75% ABV, or 150-proof beer. Nope, not joking. Yep, pretty sure that makes it the World's Strongest Beer, a title Scotland's 88 Brewery has now usurped from Scotland's Brewmeister, and their 67.5%...

Rolz Roll-Up Chess & Checkers Set

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Get your king-me lolz and show off your Queen's Gambit skillz with Rolz, a chess and checkers set with a fine-looking notched wood board that rolls up for both play and display anywhere.coffee table or bookshelf at home...