Ice Cube Block Lamp
Melt a heart of ice and light up a heart of darkness this V-Day with the Block Lamp, a desktop illumination design that uses the thought-provoking optical illusion of a light bulb frozen inside an ice cube to diffuse...
Jar of F*cks Gift Jar
I don't give a f*ck about you...I give a whole jar of f*cks about you! Ha! What an unexpected linguistic turnaround! Not to mention the perfect gift for the girlfriend or wife who loves wordplay. And f*cks...
Mohair Pants
Need some mo' hair down there? Feel all warm 'n' fuzzy on the inside and the out with SuperTanya's hand-knit mohair pants. The mohair knitwear is funky-chic on the eyes and either: a) soft as a pussywillow; or b) itchy...
Spyderco BaliYo Hand-Eye Coordination Pen
Spyderco's BaliYo is a ballpoint pen with a twist. And a flip. A spin. A full-on aerial show to put on once you've developed your hand-eye coordination and fine motor skills, and learned to master this dual-use writing...
Car Roof Star Lights
Uber and Lyft drivers, this one's for you! Pimp out your ride, and make every night a night of a thousand stars for your passengers with a tiny light projector that casts a big starry sky onto the roof of your car...
Fold-Flat 2-Step Stool
Step 1: grow 8.5". Step 2: grow 8.5" more. And guess what kids, neither step involves eating vegetables! This fold-flat 2-step stool from Richards Homewares gives a boost to everyone from kiddos at the bathroom sink to...
REVEAL Sunlight & Window Simulation Lighting
Whether you're missing the window, missing the sunlight, missing the trees, or just missing that je ne sais quoi in your household decor, REVEAL by illumination maestro Adam Frank will shine some unique and charming ambient...
Daisy Collingridge Squishy Human Flesh Costumes
Daisy Collingridge's squishy human flesh costumes Sure. Are. Something. A whimsical wonder to behold. And most definitely a new - and, honestly, equally delightful - way for me to think of the term bouncy, bouncy...
Myers Stick 8" Kubotan
The Myers Stick is an 8" kubotan for self defense and tactical use. And just in case your intent isn't clear to an attacker, or the beer you're about to shotgun, the kubotan has a wicked skull-on-snake design that will...
Liquid Encased Office Chair Mat
Oooh, splotchy blue liquid encased in an office chair mat. Looks funky, and pretty much sums up how I feel when I'm at the office. Well, at least the blue part...
Luminook Automatic LED Strip Lighting
Luminook fits in the nooks of your nooks to light them up when you look. The automatic LED strip lighting endeavors to "reimagine lighting for small spaces, with a focus on user experience and beautiful design."...
Artistic Slimez Scented Slime
Slime in patio fungus, rotting produce, and nose forms: OMG gross. Slime in whimsical colors, made from hygienic ingredients boxed up for kiddos to play with: fun; funky; and tactilely stimulating. Artistic Slimez crafted...
Slate-ish Wall Armor
From Slate-ish: Slate-ish Wall Armor is the easiest way to add durability and beauty to those abused walls around your home or garage. The texture and color camouflage scuffs, tire marks, and spills. The toughness of...
E24: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 24 of What Is This Thing?, a fun game where I show you a photo of a fun-ny-lookin' product and challenge you to guess what it is. Here are some hints to help you figure it out:...
X-Men Wolverine Corn Cob Holders
Forget enemies and evil villains, what you really need some indestructible adamantium dagger claws to put in check is your corn on the cob. These new Wolverine corn cob holders - delightfully named Corn on the Claws -...
Softies Ultra Soft Snuggle Lounger
Is it the Softies Snuggle Lounger that makes me want to cuddle up and bury my hands and face in that seat of buttery velvet, or is it the girl in the Softies Snuggle Lounger? It's both, dudes. It is absolutely both. And...
Sketchcase - Whiteboard Skin for Laptops
Cat stickers and sloth skins for your laptop are great and all, but only with a Sketchcase whiteboard skin do you become the true master of your artistic expression domain. The laptop whiteboard adhesive functions just...
The Lollipop Wipe - Chocolate-Flavored Crotch Cleaner
It tastes like dark chocolate and it's latex-compatible, ladies and gentlemen. Lollipop Wipes are individually wrapped pieces of black rayon paper infused with an edible - and dark-chocolate-flavored! - water-based cream...
Zipogage - Zipper Pull Digital Thermometer
Is it hot in here or is it just me? Let me check my Zipogage zipper pull digital thermometer. Oh, will you look at that, 68 degrees. Once again, it's me...
Blinker Fluid
Better grab a case of this Blinker Fluid while you can - it's on sale for 65% off, but as they say, blink(er) and you'll miss it...
Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd Ice Cream
Yes please I would like some Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream. I'm not sure why the needed the 3rd "l" to make it "Chilll'd" though. Maybe it's some subtle innuendo about a Netflix & Chill threesome. Like, you...
The Wyld Cup Stainless Steel Party Cup
Hosting a wild house party for your birthday? Heading into the wild to avoid the birthday altogether? No matter how you go wild, you can go Wyld with a Wyld Cup...
Kevin Hates Broccoli Wall Clock
"Open. Open. Into the hangar! There you go." Broccoli was a new food for Kevin on season 7's Ultimatum episode of The Office, but he tried it. He tried it because he made a New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables...
Tweezers with LED-Lit Magnifier
Feeling crafty? With your circuit board? With your eyebrows? With the lice colony in your kid's hair? The Lighted MagniGrip Tweezers help take your craft - be it hobby or duty - to the next level with a 4.5x power magnifying...