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It's a weenie beanie! A peener beaner! A cap coated in cocks 'n' balls!
Seller NOT describes the weenie beanie as having seasonal versatility, anti-skid and anti-wrinkle properties, and "no shrinkage" and "no ball." Well. I don't know about the shrinkage part - George Costanza would probably argue no shrinkage is impossible - but I can tell you there are at least 16 balls on that beanie, so I'd advise NOT to reevaluate their claims.
And one more thing....
WARNING: wearing the weenie beanie will turn you into a total dickhead.
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