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Zombie Gnomes: Bye Bye Birdie/sure-fk-cologne-6222.jpg "Sure F**k Cologne")
Sure Fuck Cologne is a self-described "cool fresh manly scent that thrusts women into a crazy hot SEXUAL FRENZY!" Whoa. That's specific. They even put "sexual frenzy" in all caps like it is when I think it over and over in my head every more...
/spicebomb-cologne-7341.jpg "Spicebomb Cologne")
To me, the idea of smelling like a bomb of anything connotes an unpleasantly strong and cloying odor, and when I think of a bomb of spices all that comes to mind are the scents that permeate my clothes, my hair, my skin, my soul when more...
/swallowable-parfum-3055.jpg "Swallowable Parfum")
Swallowable Parfum is a capsule that, when ingested, releases perfumed scents through its host's pores. So instead of spritzing dewy showers of juniper and orange blossom onto your body, you'll be able to sweat aromatic beads of the sweet blooms out of it. Still in research phases, Swallowable Parfum is the postmodern seedling of artist Lucy McRae and biologist Sheref Mansy. The idea is that, when more...
/Sex-Panther-Cologne-450.jpg?mode=crop "Sex Panther Cologne")
I've heard that a certain percentage of the time this stuff works every time. That's what I've heard. I'm not sure what those exact percentages are though. Oh, okay... I'm being told it's 60% of the time. Those are good odds. more...
/erox-arousal-perfume-2186.jpg "Erox Arousal Body Spray")
Erox is a unisex body spray that synergizes scents of grapefruit, bergamot, pepper, lavender, and amber with actual human pheromones. It's like Axe with pseudo-pop-scientific research, and reality-TV vixen Adrienne Curry, behind it more...
/zombie-cologne-7128.jpg "Zombie Cologne")
It seems to me that smelling like a zombie would not bode well for one's interactions with humans. I imagine the scents of Demeter's Zombie for Him and Zombie for Her incorporate a rank melange of decaying organic matter (i.e., people meat) and infected open wound, with maybe a little inside of jock strap thrown in for good measure. Show me one lady who's into that, and I'll show you one lady more...
/the-scent-of-departure-3516.jpg "The Scent of Departure")
Probably the 20 cities essenced and bottled in the Scent of Departure unisex cologne line are real-life olfactory dreams. Mmm, Jovial Munich, hinting of fat yeasty pretzels and vats of malt and hops. Spicy Budapest, with its chicken more...
/campfire-cologne-5110.jpg "Campfire Cologne")
Campfire Cologne. In case a scruffy beard, lumberjack button-up, and logger sports on the Outdoor Network aren't enough to satiate you during the winter months when your favorite campgrounds are covered in snow. In case your wife made more...
/playdoh-cologne-spray-5050.jpg "Play-Doh Cologne Spray")
Damn son. If you're the kind of guy that wears cologne, then this is the perfect cologne for you. Makes you smell like a little kid again, which is really the only time you should wear cologne. more...
