OppoSuits
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- Ghost Ghillie Suit - $79.99
- Men's 3-Piece Purple Zoot Suit - $139.99
- Yellow Plaid Leisure Suit - $25.00
- Reindeer Hangover Sweater - $45.00
- Beetlejuice Costume - $80.73
Why settle for becoming a walking eyesore from just the waist up? Sweaters now have some competition for the World's Tackiest title, courtesy of tailored male fashion. OppoSuits are...did you figure it out?...the opposite of business suits. According to their makers, this means two things: 1) They are ridiculous; and 2) They are awesome. Well. I'd sport one for Halloween or my next magic show anyway.
Fine.
I'd wear the red one with bats on it to work too.
OppoSuits are made of the same boring fabrics and cut to the same boring standards as regular suits, so the only real difference is their outlandish prints. And maybe their price tag if you aren't accustomed to buying your suits at Ross Dress for Less as I am. Most Worn to Be Wild sets carry a price tag of around $100, and while they may smack of a disposable costume or short lived textile gag, OppoSuit designers assure me they are durable and made for repeated use.
OppoSuits include 3 pieces, a jacket, pants, and tie, and come in around 20 different styles. These include:
- Pumpking
- Bat Guy
- Cashanova
- Testival
- Stars and Stripes
- The Jag
- Tulips from Amsterdam
- The Orange
- Mr. Lover Lover
- Commando
- Red Devil
- Mr. Jack
- Tashtastic
- Patrick
- Poker Face
- Starring
- Mr. Pink
- Christmaster
- Rudolph
OppoSuits are a top Dude Gift for Halloween and Novelty Gift pick.
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