Clothing

Seinfeld x Percival Clothing Collection

$67 - $385 Percival »

Puffy shirt not included. The Seinfeld x Percival limited edition clothing collection takes its (sable Russian) hat off to the sitcom, and the 25th anniversary of the final Seinfeld episode's airing...

Pamela Anderson x Frankies Bikinis Collection

$80 - $195 Frankies Bikinis »

The Pamela Anderson x Frankies Bikinis Collection drops at noon ET on May 4, 2023, and all I've got to say about this collaboration between the smokin' hot 55-year-old Baywatch star and the smokin' hot swimsuit brand...

Keiri Belt Bra

$230 Are You Ami »

The Keiri Bra, a bra that looks like a belt, right down to the way it "cinches" ladies' bust lines by squishing, squashing, and smashing their boobies flat. Now, I get why ladies might want support and containment in...

Denim Bikinis

$29.99 Amazon »

You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...well, some of them...reasonably...

Lacoste Netflix Polo Shirt Collection

$120 Netflix »

The Lacoste Crocodile has gotten a makeover. Eight of them, actually, courtesy of Netflix and its series Stranger Things, The Witcher, Bridgerton, Shadow & Bone, Sex Education, Lupin, Money Heist, and Elite...

Loewe Pixelated Clothing

$590 - $3,400 Loewe »

No, not Lowe's. Unfortunately, because then the Pixelated Clothing collection might be reasonably priced and rugged enough to hang drywall in. But this is Loewe, Spanish luxury fashion house, and designers of 8bit denim...

Denim Thong Underwear

$34 Etsy »

I particularly like that the Denim Thong Underwear have the words, "Do what you love" printed on the right side of their wearer's crotch. Inspiration, and motivation, for ladies who might wonder if they should be having...

The PACK Legging - Yoga Pants for Dog Moms

$99 - $109 The Gentle Pit »

Not only are The Gentle Pit's PACK Leggings a terRUFFic redesign of yoga pants to better suit dog moms, but The Gentle Pit itself is a company full of empawthy and good-dog deeds. Let's start with the latter...

Swoveralls Swovie Shorts

$70.39 Amazon »

As summer approaches, it's time to start thinking about putting away the sweatpants, putting away the overalls, and, awww, putting away the Swoveralls. But cry not, my dudes and ladies, because as the cold weather and...

Fleece Bunny Hoodie

$26.99 Amazon »

Now that Valentine's Day is finally over, we can move on to Easter, my favorite holiday of the year. Haha, sike. Easter is dumb too. ... Unless you plan to give me an adults-only Easter basket, in which case, I'll honor...

Cousins Explained T-Shirt

$21.37 - $25.65 Etsy »

This Cousins Explained T-Shirt is most illuminating for those of us who have always wondered or struggled to keep track of how our relations are related to us. Although, after reading through the tree of lineage, and...

Interactive Glow in The Dark T-Shirt

$25 Amazon »

The Interactive Glow in The Dark T-Shirt from Illuminated Apparel will have its wearers beaming. A great gift for kids and teens (and also probably people on mushrooms, ye who live in psilocybin-legal states) the DIY...

Dinosaur Sherpa Coat

$69.95 Amazon »

Aelfric Eden calls their Dinosaur Sherpa Coat a "women's" zip-up, and would probably tout it as a gift for a teen girl, but...come on hip young adult street clothing brand! A 40-something dude could rock it too, right?...

UnHide Shleepy Faux Fur Wearable Blanket

$79 - $109 Amazon »

UnHide, you had me at "Shleepy." The perfect mush-mouth word not only for a faux fur wearable blanket, but to describe my general state of being, and what I say I am before telling my wife I want to shnuggle...

Feejays Adult Footie Sweatpants

$29.98 - $49.98 Amazon »

Guess who just added some Feejays Adult Footie Sweatpants to his Amazon cart. That's right. This dude. Feejays are sweatpants with built-in fleece-lined socks. The first of many reasons this is awesome is that they're...

Blamo Adult Animal Onesies

$241 - $252 Blamo »

We've seen some silly adult onesies, some sexy adult rompers, and even some wicked adult animal suits in the past, but I can't say we've seen adult onesies like Blamo's before. Adult onesies with animal themes that are...

Assless Yoga Pants

In a bad situation, I think I'd say the same thing about seeing Assless Yoga Pants as I would about seeing Superman: Here they come to save the daaaaay!...

Stand to Pee Ladies' Boy Shorts Underwear

$25 TomboyX »

TomboyX stays true to their brand name with ladies' boy shorts in simple black, and even truer to their brand name with ladies' boy shorts designed with a front-to-back lapped crotch opening so the ladies who wear them...

Medusa Bodysuit

$98 Amazon »

Snakes and temptation always seem to go hand-in-hand, and this Medusa Bodysuit is no exception. Sssexy, sssee-through, and ssslithering with ssserpents that maybe will, maybe won't cover up a lady's naughty bitsss, the...

Black Cat Bra

$26.97 - $54.95 Adore Me »

Ladies, want some kitties for your titties? And your kitty, because this black cat bra also comes with a matching thong. The lingerie set from Adore Me adds a pair of cute cat pasties to an unlined black tulle bra, plus...

All About the Benjamins Bathrobe

$75.65 Etsy »

How much do you think the All About the Benjamins Bathrobe costs? At printing, it was $75.65. I know, right? A completely lost marketing opportunity and way to make an extra $24.35 per sale!...

Jean Shorts Swim Trunks

$19.99 Amazon »

Cool off with some hot pants. Daisy Duke's got nothing on these Jean Shorts Swim Trunks. More like swim briefs, really, as the faux denim suit is ready to show off your sweet ass and your formidable junk with equal skin...

ABananaCover Naked Feeling Boxer Briefs

Sold Out Amazon »

ABananaCover might not be as sexy as a banana hammock, but these naked feeling boxer briefs sure look a helluva lot more comfortable 'round back than the flossy fabric of a thong wedged between my butt cheeks. And made...

Boxerkilt Pouch-Free Boxer Briefs with Total Airflow

$8.99 - $10.88 Amazon »

Schweddy balls begone! Boxerkilts are boxer briefs whose front skirt flap takes the place of the traditional C&B pouch, allowing for, if Boxerkilt is to be believed, 100% airflow to and through your stifled junk. The...