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Mirrorman Suit

By: on March 29, 2015
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Mirror, mirror on my balls, who's the most desperate for attention of them all? Cosplay, Halloween, street performances, sure, they're all valid reasons to wear Etere Shop's Mirrorman Suit. But as the great Michael Jackson said, if you want to make the world a better place, you gotta start with the man in the mirror.

More specifically, the man in hundreds and hundreds of scalene triangle mirrors that catch and reflect rays of light such that no eyes can turn away from he who wears it. And really, why would they want to? After all, gazing at Mirrorman also means gazing at an even sweeter sight to behold: oneself.

Handmade in Minsk, Belarus, the Mirrorman Suit includes a fully mirrored jacket, trousers, headdress, mask, gloves, and shoes. It also comes with a repair kit and decades upon decades worth of bad luck.

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