I hear Pasta Boobs pair best with cream-based sauces. I hear Pasta Boobs should be cooked al dente if you want them to stay firm. I hear if you serve Pasta Boobs to kids under 3, they'll only gnaw on the tips. I hear...eh you take it from here.
Pasta Boobs are made of 100% durum wheat semolina, and therefore cannot be enjoyed by those who are gluten intolerant. It's unlikely prudes or gay men will enjoy them much either. For the former, I recommend lightening up. For the latter, MacAweenie & Cheese.
Pasta Boobs arrive in perky pairs totaling 10.4 ounces. Also included on the box is a recipe for boobies in herb sauce.