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Say hello to my open-source, 18-foot-wide, 4,000-pound, 6-legged hydraulic little friend. His name's Stompy, and he is a gargantuan spideresque robot currently being built to tote humans, and crush the living bejeesus out of inanimate objects. OK, that last bit isn't exactly Stompy's purpose in life, but it is a sweet perk of his force-sensitive legs and yoke-of-oxen-like strength. Choosing...
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They say walking is great exercise. And, what better place to do it than 1,168 feet above the ground? Enjoy a nice stroll around the ring of the CN Tower. Best case scenario, it's fun. Worst case, you fall over 100 stories...
