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Ron Burgundy LEGO Minifigure

By: on November 08, 2013
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I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.... I don't know what I like more: that Etsy vendor Albert Hernandi of miniBIGS made a LEGO Ron Burgundy minifig, or that he made a LEGO Scotch bottle to accompany the bricked-out version of America's favorite anchorman.

While not an official LEGO product, Ron Burgundy's minifigure is indeed made from LEGO parts. Which Ron would probably prefer anyway since people who are kind of a big deal tend to eschew categorization under massive, umbrella entities that overshadow their individual identities and, in turn, challenge their self-importance.

Also, although this miniature Ron looks a little like a baby, I assure he is not a baby, he is a man. He is an anchorman.

At printing, LEGO Burgundies were available for pre-order, with shipment beginning the first week of December 2013.

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