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Your Face Superhero Action Figure

By: on April 14, 2012
$127.49
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I see your face on a wedding cake topper, and raise you your face on a Joker action figure. Have people always complimented your Batman-esque jawline? Admired your Superman benevolence? Bowed to your biting Joker wit? Had to ask you to repeat yourself for the third time because they were too enamored by your Wonder Woman legs to pay attention the first two? You're already a superhero...or a super villain...so now it's time to pursue the final rite of passage, dunk your head in the official baptismal of the Supe Club. It's time to get a mini-me.

The personalized superhero action figure process uses two photos of your sexy mug--a front-facing and a profile view--to create a toy-sized noggin 3D printed with your mirror image. Eye color, skin tone, and hairstyle and color will be matched and molded as precisely as the right and left sides of Superman's 6-pack, and then shipped to you for official coronation. To complete the transformation from unassuming IT account manager to 6.7" abolisher of evil, simply pop off the existing head of your desired superhero, and replace it with your own. Replacement can be permanent or temporary, and if you find similarly sized Green Lantern or Captain America action figures you'd like to experiment with personifying, your little neck bulb will likely fit on their bodies too.

Superhero choices at order placement are Batman, Superman, The Joker, Wonder Woman, and Batgirl. All come with plinths so they can be adequately displayed on your desk at work, and so they can stand up to pee like real men. The facial cloning process typically takes a couple of weeks to complete and ship.

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The TRON Light Cycle

Discontinued

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Wolverine Style Hand Claw Dagger

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What the WTF Amazon? You're in the weapons trade now? These costume-y looking hand claws have real blades of razor-sharp, 8.75-inch, 440C stainless steel, which make them exponentially and disturbingly more portentous...

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$169.99 - $349.99 from Fun.com Suits »

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Armored Leather Wonder Woman Costume

$875 from UD Replicas »

Why simply dress up as Wonder Woman when you can transform into Wonder Woman corseted and zipped into custom sewn leather form-molded over motorcycle grade body armor? This UD Replicas creation isn't just a costume, it's...

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She-Ra Helmet Ring

$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

Where was the She-Ra Helmet Ring when I was proposing to She-Ra: Princess of Power?! It's way better than the ring I got her. Like, $30 cheaper too! I knew I should have waited 6 months....

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Rogue From X-Men Costume

Discontinued

It's The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants' most famous defector in living, non-Anna-Paquin form! This milliskin Rogue jumpsuit is made to order in your choice of kotobukiya with green details, classic with black details, and...

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The Darth Knight

$1,500 from Ebay »

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Jet Turbine Powered Batmobile

Discontinued

If you thought the TRON Lightcycle was awesome (and expensive) prepare your senses for overload as they take in this Batmobile replica. It's street registered in the US, so if you dream of trying your hand at Batman-style...

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The Secret Lives of Superheroes Prints

$20 - $50 from Society 6 »

Greg-guillemin reigns supreme: Best Paparazzo Ever. I knew Wonder Woman's rack wasn't real. But I have to say, I definitely took it for silicone over Kleenex. Her tissue-molding skills are impressive. Superheros may pick...

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Pyro Mini Fireball Shooter

$147 from Ellusionist »

Shooting fireballs from your empty hands just got a sleeker, slyer, more compact upgrade. Ellusionist, by way of magician Adam Wilber, introduced the original Pyro open-palm fireball shooter around this time last year....

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Vitruvian Man Action Figure

$79.15 from Amazon »

A 4-armed, 4-legged Vitruvian Man action figure is going to be 4 times the fun to pose on my desk at work. And 4 times the trippy. In fact, factor in the naked and anatomically correct to his spider count of limbs, and...

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Rorschach Ink Blot Masks

$29.95 from Rorschach Masks »

Would you like to cause your friend to take a great big turd in his shorts? These Rorschach masks, if I'm to believe what I'm seeing on the video, are built specifically to do just that. Made famous by Jackie Earle Haley...