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Sexy Instant Noodle Lid Stopper Figurines

Posted: November 19, 2018
Instant Noodle Lid Stopper Figures

Just when you thought your Cup Noodles and microwave Ramen couldn't get any sexier, the geniuses at the Japanese brand FuRyu went and made this series of instant noodle lid stopper figurines. The ladies range in appearance from sexy and innocent to sexy and playful to sexy and devilish to sexy and Yes, Mistress. Your slave will not remove the lid on his Spiced Chicken Cup Noodles until the contents have adequately cooked.

The purpose of the noodle lid stopper figurines is - are you ready for it? - to hold down the lid on your instant noodles, so it doesn't curl up and let all the steam escape. Normally, your chopsticks or fork would perform this task. But if you have the choice between calling on a utensil or a voluptuous lady in a bikini with a devil tail to help perfect your microwave lunch, which are you gonna choose?

FuRyu is banking on the ladies.

Morrigan Aensland Noodle Stopper Figurine

Morrigan Aensland Noodle Stopper Figurine

Do you prefer your instant Ramen plain or with a double dose of...dragon wings?! Morrigan Aensland takes human-dragon hybrids to the next level with a pair of red and black wings sprouted from her back, and another, smaller pair coming out the sides of her head. Some pink bat tights cap off her look, and make it clear which superhero Morrigan hopes will set her on top of his Cup Noodles.

$21.99 ➠ Amazon

Yoko Noodle Stopper Figurine

Yoko Noodle Stopper Figurine

Yoko enjoys riding motorcycles, wearing her boots unzipped, and putting the full weight of her torso into keeping your noodle lid secured shut. She's 5" tall and made of PVC.

Note: FuRyu wants to be clear that if you request Yoko's noodle lid services, or those of any of their lid-lying ladies, you'll need to supply your own cups o' noodles.

$45 ➠ Amazon

Asuna Noodle Stopper Figurine

Asuna Noodle Stopper Figurine

Asuna says, "Ahoy, sailor! I was thinkin' maybe after your Cup Noodles get all steamy and scrumptious the two of us could take a swim in them together. No, it wouldn't be strange at all. Not only is noodle diving acceptable in Japan, it's the Otaku way!"

$29 ➠ Amazon

Lala Satalin Deviluke Noodle Stopper Figurine

Lala Satalin Deviluke Noodle Stopper Figurine

Every single one of us has the devil inside...and some of us, like Lala Satalin Deviluke, also have him on the outside. For those out there who fantasize about sexy evil underworld dwellers using their paper-lid-sitting powers to raise an army of slurpable noodles, well, Fa Lala. Ms. Satalin Deviluke is here.

$42.82 ➠ Amazon

Haruna Sairenji Noodle Stopper Figurine

Haruna Sairenji Noodle Stopper Figurine

The sweet and somewhat modest Haruna Sairenji is here to deck out the noodle cups of the dudes and ladies who prefer a more subtle Japanese design oddity fulfilling a need they never knew they always had.

$30.60 ➠ Amazon

Meiko Shiraki Noodle Stopper Figurine

Meiko Shiraki Noodle Stopper Figurine

Whoa. Do I need to mark you "NSFW," Meiko? Whack! I mean, I mean, Mistress! Do I need to mark you "NSFW," Mistress?!

Meiko Shiraki is the bunch's bustiest and most suggestive noodle stopper, but she also looks like the one who most knows what the F is up. With more than just Ramen. If I were going to put a bra on my head and use my computer to make a girl that would help me overcome my teen angst years, Meiko Shiraki would be the model I'd use.

$40.88 ➠ Amazon

Super Pochaco Noodle Stopper Figurine

Super Pochaco Noodle Stopper Figurine

"Super Pochaco" must be the Japanese term for "big, bold, and beautiful." Or maybe "junk in the trunk." Or perhaps "giant over-ear headphones."

$42.16 ➠ Amazon
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