Action Figures

Dead Startup Toys - Iconic Failed Startups as Toys

Dead Startup Toys from internet collective MSCHF are here to give a few shits 'n' giggles to the entrepreneurial in-crowd. Serve as "Remember that trainwreck?" desk toys and gifts for the geeks and techies in your life...

The iBoy - iPod Tribute Collectible Figure

$42 Classicbot »

ohBoy, they just dropped the iBoy! In this case, "they" is Classicbot, and their iPod tribute in collectible figure form is the latest in the design shop's retro Apple toy line to charm us with its adorable face and transformable...

Strong Arm Maneki-Neko Good Luck Cat

$69.99 - $118.99 Amazon »

What does this Maneki-Neko lucky cat statue with one extra-ripped arm - the waving arm, of course - say? Welcome to the gun show, of course. Either that or, Wait, I was supposed to take those injections in both arms?...

Personalized LEGO Minifigure

$36.21 Etsy »

LEGO my head! Your personalized LEGO minifigure awaits, at least from the neck up, courtesy of your submitted photos and Funky 3D Faces' 3D printing skills. The Etsy shop will transform any man, woman, or child submitted...

3D Printed Articulating Octopus

$29.22 - $32.14 Etsy »

What is the 3D printed articulating octopus? Is it desktop decor? An action figure? A fidget toy? A therapy animal? Hey, I hope it's that last one for people - then the rest of us won't have to worry about at least one...

Pinhead Baby Yoda

$50 Etsy »

Pinhead Baby Yoda, now that's a mashup both strange and disconcerting, yet also entirely representative of 2020. It's not really fair to Grogu, though. Sure, he has a voracious appetite, and occasionally eats others'...

The Witcher III Geralt in Bath Polyresin Statuette

$64.92 Amazon »

Admittedly, I have not played The Witcher game series (or read the books). But like many other content-obsessed couch potatoes out there, I did watch season 1 of The Witcher on Netflix, and when I see this Geralt in Bath...

Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool's Head

$100.70 Amazon »

Two things stand out to me in the description provided for the Marvel Legends Deadpool's Head release: 1) "with over 600 SFX and phrases"; and 2) "Adult."...

Transformers x Ghostbusters Ectotron Figure

$44.99 Amazon »

It's a monster mashup of epic proportions! Well, I guess the Transformers x Ghostbusters Ectotron Figure is more like a machine-spirit mashup, since it combines a Transformers Autobot with a Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Cadillac...

Life-Size Baby Yoda Replica

$350 Sideshow »

Life-size and life-like, the Baby Yoda - or The Child, if you succumb to formalities - figure from Sideshow Collectibles is going to make a lot of fans of The Mandalorian very happy. And for fans of intense adorability?...

Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull

$274.99 Amazon »

I know what my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is going to say about the Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull. Where the Whispering Woods is the Crystal Castle version?...

Anatomical Brick Man

Sold Out Amazon »

Hey, LEGO my funny bone! Put it back in my left arm! The anatomical Brick Man is part of Jason Freeny's popular Funny Anatomy series in his 4D brand. Here the designer toy maker takes a classic image, the LEGO minifigure...

Hangrees Pooping Pop Culture Parody Figures

$9.97 Amazon »

Mutant Turds, Chewkaka, and Harry Plopper at your service. Er, more like at your shitter. It's easy to describe Hangrees - they're parody figures that poop slime in the likeness of various pop culture darlings. Colorful...

Seinfeld 30th Anniversary LEGO Set

At printing, this Seinfeld 30th Anniversary LEGO Set was just a LEGO Ideas project from Brent Waller with 700+ supporters. Meaning it needs around 9,300 more supporters before LEGO will consider turning Jerry Seinfeld's...

LEGO Stranger Things - The Upside Down

$199.99 LEGO »

Even LEGO fans who aren't into Netflix's Stranger Things should be able to appreciate LEGO's tribute to The Upside Down. The 2,200+-piece set is designed to flip on a couple of tree tops between the Stranger Things human...

KillKat Evil Wafers

$40 - $130 Dead Zebra, Inc. »

Kit Kat monster twins? With googly eyes, sharky teeth, and legs?! Sounds like nom, nom, nom, only the other way around. They're called KillKats, and not just because they're Evil Wafers (in Demonic Possession!) Also because...

LEGO Steamboat Willie

$89.99 LEGO »

Curious date LEGO is releasing their Steamboat Willie build. They say it's to honor Mickey Mouse's 90th anniversary. The black-and-white build reflects the SS Willie featured in the Disney cartoon character's 1928 debut...

Jurassic Park Dr. Ian Malcolm Statue

After I saw Jurassic Park as a kid, I thought Dr. Ian Malcolm, and by proxy Jeff Goldblum, was The Man. Then I saw him on Hot Ones last season, eating vegan chicken wings and talking about how his voice doctor said he...

Star Wars FurReal 16" Interactive Chewbacca

$69.99 Amazon »

Chewie doesn't look too happy to have been turned into a 16" interactive plush toy for FurReal's Star Wars collaboration. In fact, I might recommend a FurReal Ultimate Co-pilot Chewie to people looking for a gift for...

Fingerlings Untamed T-Rex Interactive Dinosaurs

$14.84 - $14.99 Amazon »

With their Untamed T-Rex interactive dinosaur toys, Fingerlings has finally mastered the gift for your kid that is also a gift for yourself. And don't forget to collect all 4 to display on your desktop his nightstand!...

Super Foodie Action Figure Accessories

$14.99 Amazon »

Deadpool with a taco? Let's taco 'bout my first day of superhero school. Baby Groot with a beer? I am - hiccup! - Groot. Not surprising at all. But Batman with an ice cream cone? Captain America holding up a pizza box?...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure

$20 FCTRY »

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg might have thought she'd already reached the peak of her professional career. But there was still one step left: joining the very short, very distinguished line of FCTRY political...

Concrete LEGO Minifigs

$4.91 - $9.12 Etsy »

Now here's a concrete example of why I like desktop toys. These concrete LEGO minifigs from Elemental Design Store could make some nifty gifts for men ranging anywhere from LEGO fanatics to CEOs. With Father's Day coming...

LEGO Ship in a Bottle

$69.99 Amazon »

Jake Sadovich, LEGO fan turned creator, I approve of your brain's inner workings. The LEGO Ship in a Bottle set will start selling in February 2018, thanks to the 10,000 LEGO Ideas qualifying votes Sadovich got for his...