Action Figures

LEGO Transforming Optimus Prime

$169.99 LEGO »

You'll find putting together this Prime LEGO set transforming. Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, and powerhouse of the Transformers franchise, debuts on June 1, 2022 as a LEGO collectible model that actually transforms...

LEGO Star Wars Death Star Trench Run Diorama

$59.75 Amazon »

Vader's words, "The Force is strong with this one," run along a plaque on the front of the LEGO Star Wars Death Star Trench Run Diorama, completing the 665-brick project, and the sentiment this iconic scene from Star...

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Stormtroopers

$28.44 Amazon »

My favorite thing about these See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil Stormtrooper figurines - aside from the fact that we're talking about them on Star Wars Day - is the See No Evil Trooper who looks more like he's...

Star Wars The Black Series Boba Fett in Prototype Armor

$29.99 Amazon »

What happened to poor Boba Fett? It looks like some jealous Stormtrooper whitewashed him in Photoshop. I don't know if I can condone this action figure, even if it does represent the Star Wars franchise's initial vision...

Star Wars Potato Head: The Yamdalorian & The Tot

The Tot! Yet another precious name for The Mandalorian's Baby Yoda / The Child / Grogu. And joining The Tot in this latest piece of Star Wars Potato Head merch: Mando himself as The Yamdalorian...

Dead Startup Toys - Iconic Failed Startups as Toys

Dead Startup Toys from internet collective MSCHF are here to give a few shits 'n' giggles to the entrepreneurial in-crowd. Serve as "Remember that trainwreck?" desk toys and gifts for the geeks and techies in your life...

The iBoy - iPod Tribute Collectible Figure

$42 Classicbot »

ohBoy, they just dropped the iBoy! In this case, "they" is Classicbot, and their iPod tribute in collectible figure form is the latest in the design shop's retro Apple toy line to charm us with its adorable face and transformable...

Strong Arm Maneki-Neko Good Luck Cat

$69.99 - $118.99 Amazon »

What does this Maneki-Neko lucky cat statue with one extra-ripped arm - the waving arm, of course - say? Welcome to the gun show, of course. Either that or, Wait, I was supposed to take those injections in both arms?...

Personalized LEGO Minifigure

$36.21 Etsy »

LEGO my head! Your personalized LEGO minifigure awaits, at least from the neck up, courtesy of your submitted photos and Funky 3D Faces' 3D printing skills. The Etsy shop will transform any man, woman, or child submitted...

3D Printed Articulating Octopus

$29.22 - $32.14 Etsy »

What is the 3D printed articulating octopus? Is it desktop decor? An action figure? A fidget toy? A therapy animal? Hey, I hope it's that last one for people - then the rest of us won't have to worry about at least one...

Pinhead Baby Yoda

$50 Etsy »

Pinhead Baby Yoda, now that's a mashup both strange and disconcerting, yet also entirely representative of 2020. It's not really fair to Grogu, though. Sure, he has a voracious appetite, and occasionally eats others'...

The Witcher III Geralt in Bath Polyresin Statuette

$66.19 Amazon »

Admittedly, I have not played The Witcher game series (or read the books). But like many other content-obsessed couch potatoes out there, I did watch season 1 of The Witcher on Netflix, and when I see this Geralt in Bath...

Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool's Head

$99.99 Amazon »

Two things stand out to me in the description provided for the Marvel Legends Deadpool's Head release: 1) "with over 600 SFX and phrases"; and 2) "Adult."...

Transformers x Ghostbusters Ectotron Figure

$89.95 Amazon »

It's a monster mashup of epic proportions! Well, I guess the Transformers x Ghostbusters Ectotron Figure is more like a machine-spirit mashup, since it combines a Transformers Autobot with a Ghostbusters Ecto-1 Cadillac...

Life-Size Baby Yoda Replica

$350 Sideshow »

Life-size and life-like, the Baby Yoda - or The Child, if you succumb to formalities - figure from Sideshow Collectibles is going to make a lot of fans of The Mandalorian very happy. And for fans of intense adorability?...

Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull

$294.99 Amazon »

I know what my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is going to say about the Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull. Where the Whispering Woods is the Crystal Castle version?...

Anatomical Brick Man

Discontinued

Hey, LEGO my funny bone! Put it back in my left arm! The anatomical Brick Man is part of Jason Freeny's popular Funny Anatomy series in his 4D brand. Here the designer toy maker takes a classic image, the LEGO minifigure...

Hangrees Pooping Pop Culture Parody Figures

$9.97 Amazon »

Mutant Turds, Chewkaka, and Harry Plopper at your service. Er, more like at your shitter. It's easy to describe Hangrees - they're parody figures that poop slime in the likeness of various pop culture darlings. Colorful...

Seinfeld 30th Anniversary LEGO Set

$79.95 Amazon »

At printing, this Seinfeld 30th Anniversary LEGO Set was just a LEGO Ideas project from Brent Waller with 700+ supporters. Meaning it needs around 9,300 more supporters before LEGO will consider turning Jerry Seinfeld's...

LEGO Stranger Things - The Upside Down

$199.99 LEGO »

Even LEGO fans who aren't into Netflix's Stranger Things should be able to appreciate LEGO's tribute to The Upside Down. The 2,200+-piece set is designed to flip on a couple of tree tops between the Stranger Things human...

KillKat Evil Wafers

$40 - $130 Dead Zebra, Inc. »

Kit Kat monster twins? With googly eyes, sharky teeth, and legs?! Sounds like nom, nom, nom, only the other way around. They're called KillKats, and not just because they're Evil Wafers (in Demonic Possession!) Also because...

LEGO Steamboat Willie

$89.99 LEGO »

Curious date LEGO is releasing their Steamboat Willie build. They say it's to honor Mickey Mouse's 90th anniversary. The black-and-white build reflects the SS Willie featured in the Disney cartoon character's 1928 debut...

Jurassic Park Dr. Ian Malcolm Statue

After I saw Jurassic Park as a kid, I thought Dr. Ian Malcolm, and by proxy Jeff Goldblum, was The Man. Then I saw him on Hot Ones last season, eating vegan chicken wings and talking about how his voice doctor said he...

Star Wars FurReal 16" Interactive Chewbacca

$71.99 Amazon »

Chewie doesn't look too happy to have been turned into a 16" interactive plush toy for FurReal's Star Wars collaboration. In fact, I might recommend a FurReal Ultimate Co-pilot Chewie to people looking for a gift for...