Bolster Pillow Furniture Cover for Pets

$39.95 - $59.95 Plow & Hearth »

It's a couch within a couch or a chair within a chair for the pooch or kitty within your heart. These pet furniture covers protect your upholstery without relegating your dog or cat to the floor (where they refuse to...

DeepLight 12 - Infinity Mirror LED Dodecahedron

The DeepLight 12 will lure and enchant you. "Look into my siiiiides," it will say. And you'll be like, "Which one? You have...one, two three...twelve to choose from. Does it matter if I pick one on the top or bottom or...

KFC Chicken Combo Keycaps

$24.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

Looking at Joode 3D's KFC Chicken Combo Keycaps has me jonesing for my F1 - F12. The keyboard flair is available in 5 different KFC classics, including a Fried Chicken Bucket, French Fries, Mashed Potatoes, a Sodie...

Bloody Weapon Pet Halloween Costumes

$10 Etsy »

Bloody Frenchies! Always spooking the kids with their smooshed wrinkly faces, their snorting, their impaled weaponry!...

Cock Block Doorstop

$14.01 Etsy »

A cock block isn't always a bad thing. Especially if your arms are full beers and tacos and you need something to hold the door open for you. The Cock Block Doorstop is just the cock for that kind of block. Coincidentally...

Cabbage Patch Hat

$14 - $34 Etsy »

I'm dude enough to admit I had a Cabbage Patch Kid as a kid. I mean, a very young kid. I got rid of it by the time I was 4. OK, 8. His name was Dwight Matthew and he had dusty blond hair, curly as all get out, and wore...

Sneakers: Next Size Up

$100 Amazon »

Milk's forthcoming Sneakers: Next Size Up is a 2-volume tome on sneaker culture begging for display on the shelves and coffee tables of sneakerheads...

Schrodinger's Cat in a Box Thought Experiment

$12 Etsy »

Is Schrodinger's Cat alive or dead? Teachers can talk about it with their class, hosts can hash it out with their game night guests, and crazy cat ladies can get deep in discussion about it with their tabbies with Day...

Electronic Social Distancing Wristband

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The Electronic Social Distancing Wristband is like a metal detector for humans. Specifically, humans who are getting too damn close to you. Beep, beep, beep [6-foot threshold crossed] beebeebeebeebeebeep!...

Relaxx Unspillable Coffee Mug

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The Relaxx Mug is for leaning back, lounging back, and kicking back without compromising your ability to throw one back. The unspillable porcelain mug has a unique tulip design that gives your two lips easy, mess-free...

Rapid-Rope Extreme Utility Rope

$24.95 Amazon »

If soap on a rope is your go-to gift for Dad, mix things up this year with Rapid-Rope. AKA rope in can! The extreme utility rope is a Shark Tank-backed piece of outdoor and survival gear that sees 120 feet of flat-braid...

SquarEat Food Block Meals

SquarEat food blocks look like they took a trip through the Star Trek: TOS food replicator. With slightly fewer added dyes. The Miami-based SquarEat has developed this "square meal" concept as a meal delivery service...

Meow Hear This: Hidden Meowing Cat Prank

$12.99 Amazon »

Here's the good news: the Meow Hear This hidden meowing cat prank has, not one, but two, cat sounds programmed into its palm-sized, 3M-adhesive-backed electronic meowing machine. Even better, maker FUN Delivery describes...

ChonkerKeys - Physical Keys for Controlling Video Calls

ChonkerKeys help prevent some of the "Oops!" of video calls, plus make it easier for participants to access common functions, with giant physical keys that control video and microphone on / off, screen sharing, hand raising...

Mirror Face Masks

$71 - $276 Etsy »

ETERE Shop's Mirror Face Masks aren't just stunning to look at, they're a timely addition to this year's Halloween costume - or daily mask wearing if you're an extra kind of dude or lady - that will help you socialize...

Welly First Aid Kits

$6.99 - $37.99 Amazon »

Where's Wally? Don't worry, you don't have to search high and low with keen eyes for 10 minutes before finally spotting him between the ferris wheel and funnel cake stand. This Wally, the Wally First Aid Kits, should...

Tubble Inflatable Bathtub

$159 Tubble »

Inflamed muscles, meet inflatable bathtub. Backyard bonanza, meet blow-up basking pool. Tiny abodes, meet Tubble. An iF Design Award winner, Tubble is a "portable, inflatable bathtub solution" you can sneak in your small...

Modern Kids' Playhouse

$3,302.64 - $11,540.82 Etsy »

David Lamolla's modern kids' playhouses are smart and snazzy designs for your budding architects, your preschool aesthetes, and your own (usually futile) efforts not to trash up your yard with a bunch of kiddie crap...

Zombie Wonder Woman Costume

$129.99 Etsy »

Maybe we'll be able to celebrate Halloween like normal this year, maybe...probably...we won't. But either way, we can celebrate BADINKA's Zombie Wonder Woman costume, not to mention the Zombie Wonder Woman modeling it...

Wavy Disco Mirrors

$350 - $1,900 Etsy »

"Wavy Disco Mirror, Wavy Disco Mirror on the wall, who's the...grooviest jam master, the funkiest dancer, the most slammin' party host of them all?" That's right. It's this dude. And I don't even need a glittery disco-tile-covered...

The Shining Floor Plan Jigsaw Puzzle

$14.89 Amazon »

Really? When turning horror classic The Shining into a jigsaw puzzle they went with the floor plan of the Overlook Hotel rather than Nicholson's Heeeere's Johnny! face busting through the door?...

The Mike Tyson NFT Collection by Cory Van Lew

Cory Van Lew made an NFT out of MFT. Actually, a whole series of non-fungible tokens out of Mike F'ing Tyson. Van Lew, or Lewy V, collaborated directly with the heavyweight great to develop the Mike Tyson NFT Collection...

Tail Table for Vehicle Tailgates

Typically, one would not want a tail on their vehicle, since it would mean either law enforcement / nefarious persons are following them, or that raccoon they hit a mile back is now stuck to their undercarriage. But the...

Giant Middle Finger Mask

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While I like the middle finger as much as the next dude, and therefore giant like the idea of a giant middle finger, I'm not sure about the Giant Middle Finger Mask. First of all, it's wack to look at. Up there with the...