Wow, this War Bowl looks sharp in more ways than one. And the next time you need to stick 'em with the pointy end and Needle is nowhere to be found, a War Bowl to the face seems like it would be a pretty good alternative...

Who's got some loot or treasyarrrr! they need to store? No one? Everyone's broke? OK, how about some DnD cards and LEGOs? Skittles? Belly button lint? These wood pirate treasure chests accept them all, and come in 2 sizes...

The EdgeCross X, a home and portable gym consisting of a handled barbell, balance wheel, and resistance bands, says it can provide a total body workout that will rip you like an Olympic athlete in just 10 minutes per...

College may be about learning knowledge, but it's also about learning to be a pack mule. On any given day you're lugging a backpack brimming with books and tech, hauling boxes in and out of dorms and apartments, or schlepping...

Totally rad, dude, I just found the perfect fanny pack hat to wear to lunch at the Saved By the Max pop-up when I'm in LA next week. Neon pink with blue patterning that falls somewhere between tribal symbols and a Pac-Man...

Coins. What a pain in my ass. Piles of them overflow various dishes and trays around my condo, smirking at me from behind their hugely disproportionate ratio of weight and manageability to value. Even the quarter suck...

If I had to pick, I guess I'd rather someone send me an $85,000 18 karat gold pinata filled with 50 diamonds than a $12 million 140' trimaran power yacht. Easier delivery, less maintenance, no vacation time required for...

Illumination meets circulation to keep you lit and cool at your work station. The Cool Breeze LED Fan Lamp from OttLite is a desktop combo with 3-mode LEDs up top, and a 3-speed bladeless fan in the base...

Red Herring Games takes trendy subscription box services to killer levels with their CosyKiller murder mystery box games. Each murder storyline is designed to take a year to solve, with 12 unique boxes shipped monthly...

The UPP Rolling Basket is a collectors' item. Collectors of golf balls, tennis balls, and PowerBalls. Collectors of apples, cherries, and nuts. Collectors of any rotund object spread far and wide with a diameter of 0...

WT2 Plus Translation Earphones are language translators made for anyone who gets stuck in a perpetual state of confusion and WTF (what the foreign language?!) when trying to communicate while traveling, or when spending...

Ergonomic nightmare of a round mouse included! The iBot G3 is a sweet little desktop toy and tribute to Apple's iMac G3 from Classsicbot, a brand devoted to "classic computer designs and geek culture." It arrives on the...

The word "Adastra" doesn't look like it means anything, but the Adastra itself, a 140' trimaran power yacht, sure looks like it means business. Deliberately, to be sure, since the boat was originally built for a fancy...

The Lifesaver Filtering Jerrycan welcomes nature's cesspools - up to 5 gallons of them at a time, and up to 5,300 gallons over the life of the internal filter. The classic, vehicle-friendly jerrycan container is able...

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a ______. Cards Against Humanity 90s Nostalgia Pack!...

Need to appear more rugged and manly? A few spritzes of Dirty Body Spray will make you look like a mechanic and volunteer firefighter who just finished the World's Toughest Mudder. Scent choices include Pitmaster and...

Modular, touch-sensitive, and - oooh - lit up with LEDs? This is a different kind of hex tool. One that might make a better gift for your girlfriend than that titanium pry-axe you gave her last year too...

What's a poor chickie to do when its owner is too busy to put on its Chicken Harness and say, "Cluckers! Cluuuuckerssss...you...wanna...go...forawalk?!" Hop on the Chicken Swing and go for a joy ride in its coop instead...

Don't want to take a chill pill? How about a MICROBLADE PILL, latched snug and unassuming onto your keychain as the handiest new piece of your EDC. Shaped like a pill capsule for safe and easy storage, the MICROBLADE...

What happens when you launch an online, AI-interactive doodle program called Do Not Draw a Penis? Yessir. You get yourself over 10,000 doodles of penises. Five thousand of which you consolidate onto these lovely red and...

It's not that the CrunchCup thinks cereal and milk don't mix well, the purveyor of portable breakfast just thinks they don't mix well on-the-go. Via a pair of nested, isolated cups with their own openings, the CrunchCup...

Dude, what I wouldn't give to cut open an avocado and find guacamole inside. Can the Impossible Burger people genetically engineer that? Homegrown pre-made guac?...

Use a Neko Cup cat mold to build yourself a whole beach of sand CATsles. Maybe a nice Raspberry Ragdoll-O Salad. Or just use Morii Yuka's cute kitty molds as sculptures, beige, black, or white pieces of home decor that...