Screaming Aztec Death Whistle

Posted: July 24, 2022
Screaming Aztec Death Whistle
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How have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle? In all my efforts to exact revenge on my ex-girlfriend, Karen, in all my attempts to prank my friend Cornelius, in all my ploys to convince my mother-in-law our condo complex is haunted and they should really stay in a hotel or Airbnb instead, how have I never heard of a Screaming Aztec Death Whistle?!

Welp, as they say, better late than never.

I will take one obsidian black ceramic, authentically designed, 125+-decibel, terrifying-scream-emitting Aztec Death Whistle, please. I've got a lot of work to catch up on. Hopefully I'll be done just in time to also make Halloween extra special for the trick-or-treaters this year.

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