Gear

IceCove 60-Quart Solar Cooler

$169 Amazon »

Now I thought the solar part of IceCove's 60-Quart Solar Cooler meant the 5V 1A solar panel on top took the place of ice, and powered some sort of internal system that would keep the cooler's contents cool. Freeing up...

CureFaster Wound Sealer & Healer

$89.99 Amazon »

Call CureFaster a magic wound wand. One that says it can take you from cut to clot with a quickness. From scrape to scab in 3 treatments. From gory gouge to...still pretty ugly injury, but less likely to bleed and ooze...

Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls

$16.19 Amazon »

If you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are pretty silly. But also if you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are a helluva lot better than Gender Reveal Exploding Fireworks That End Up Causing One of...

LEBAND Lumbar Back Support for Office Chairs

$59.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

It's cool, bro back, I'm with LEBAND. The LEBAND Lumbar Back Support is an ergonomic attachment designed to align and cradle the entire back to help relieve pain in the upper, middle, and lower areas, as well as reduce...

Phone Umbrella - Anti-Glare Sunshade for Smartphones

$19.74 - $21.99 Amazon »

Anti-glare sunshades for smartphones are becoming the new, like, face masks for humans. I'm seeing them everywhere now, in an array of styles and colors and...OK, fine. I've seen 2 anti-glare sunshades for smartphones...

MecArmy PS14 Super Bright Tactical Flashlight

$189.90 - $499 Amazon »

The MecArmy PS14 is a 1200-lumen tactical flashlight able to shine its super bright beam, in full, around 330'. It is IPX8 water-resistant for use even in heavy rains, and even has a trident tail section for emergency...

The Man Fork

$14.99 Etsy »

Eat like a pig...er, I mean, a man...a man pig (!) with The Man Fork from Clever Donkey. With 50% more tines than the average fork, this 6-pronged piece of silverware will have you spearing steak, scooping stir fries...

Penis Fishing Lure

$19.99 Etsy »

UFISH USA puts the following note about their Penis Fishing Lure at the end of the rod-for-a-rod's description, but I think it merits stating right upfront: "PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL TOY, THIS IS A REALISTIC...

Aged & Ore Bottle Flight Boozy Travel Set

$38 Aged & Ore »

TSA-approved! Well...maybe not their contents. But Aged & Ore's Bottle Flight, does pass muster in terms of the 3-ounce capacity of each container included in the boozy travel set.

Inside the Bottle Flight's zippered...

uKeg Twist Portable Seltzer Maker & Dispenser

$79.95 Amazon »

Leave the 6-pack of White Claw at home, and enjoy your hard seltzer homemade and straight from the source with the uKeg Twist Seltzer Maker. Available in 24- and 36-ounce sizes, GrowlerWerks' fizzy drink maker looks like...

Real Working Invisibility Shield

$65 - $395 Kickstarter »

I don't know how a real working Invisibility Shield really works, and I don't care. As long as it hides me from solicitors when I lounge in my mama's front yard, my friend Cornelius when I use it to scare the ever-loving...

CheerTok All-in-one Pocket Touchpad for Smart Devices

$35 - $39 Cheerdots »

CheerTok's big, B-I-G, and CheerTok's bad, B-A-D, and CheerTok's boss, B-O-S-S, B-O-S-S, boss. OK, CheerTok isn't so big, being a pocket-sized touchpad, air mouse, presenter, and shortcut Generator. And it's more good...

BreakWooden Wood & Resin Keyboard Wrist Rests

$53.40 - $83.40 Etsy »

BreakWooden transforms wood nuggets and resin goo into a collection of striking, nod-to-nature keyboard wrist rests. We've certainly seen these two materials come together before in a similar fashion to make coffee tables...

MecArmy SGN3 Keychain Flashlight

$29.98 Amazon »

The MecArmy SGN4 is a USB-rechargeable LED flashlight with 160 lumens of power and a 40-meter beam projection distance stuffed into a case sized for keychain EDC...

Studebaker Portable Boombox

$198.88 Amazon »

Studebaker's SB2140R Portable Boombox is a mashup of the ages. Housed in its prime 80s case are a Boomer AM/FM radio, a Gen X cassette deck, a Millennial CD player, and a Gen Z Bluetooth receiver and transmitter. The...

Whiskee Straw

$14 - $18 Whiskee Straw »

Iced coffee and chocolate milk. Protein shakes and smoothies. And, while the Whiskee Straw doesn't directly relate to the whiskey spirit, it can certainly get in the whiskey spirit and mix up Manhattans and Old Fashioneds...

CookieCup Cookie Dunking Cup

$13 - $20 CookieCup »

Coming up with cookie dunking solutions must be a profitable business, because the CookieCup patent-pending cookie dunking cup is the 6th product I've run that claims to give cookies easier / better / neater / more comprehensive...

Smartphone Mobile Mini Dome for Over/Underwater Photos

$45 - $49 SJPRO »

Photographs over water. Photographs underwater. And photographs over-underwater, also known as split photos, also known as catching the moment your kid - or your grandma - breaks the surface of the pool doing their first...

Easy Kabob Maker - Perfect Tubes of Meat on a Stick

$27.49 Amazon »

Oooh, Easy Kabob Maker, talk about chopping a log. Laying a brick. Parking some bark. Pinching off the perfect piece of meat on a stick. (The perfect tube steak, I'd like to say, but that would be mixing lewd metaphors.)...

Emerge Home - Ultrasound-Powered VR You Can Feel

$450 - $550 Emerge »

The Emerge Home is a forthcoming VR companion for the Oculus Quest 2 virtual reality headset. A very, you could say, touchy-feely companion. The Emerge Home system uses the Emerge Wave-1, a device that emits ultrasonic...

Viking Pizza Cutting Axe

$87 Etsy »

Leave your enemies be, and hack up the ones you love with this Viking Pizza Cutting Axe. And by the ones you love, of course I mean the Sausage Supremes, the Margheritas, the Veggie Lovers, and the Pepperonis...

D*ckhead Keycap

$12.99 Amazon »

Ctrl+Alt+D*ckhead: regain control of your life...or at least your PC. No? Too cumbersome to have to press a giant pink penis with a face on it every time you need to delete something? OK, how about installing the Dickhead...

Conduction Labs Allegro Open-Ear Headphones

$59.95 Conduction Labs »

Conduction Labs Allegro Earphones send audio right into your earhole without ever touching it. Kind of like how your brother used to dangle his finger in front of your face, sending peak levels of annoyance and rage right...

80s Apple Macintosh Computer Keycap Set

$24.06 Etsy »

I know you've been on the computer all day, and are sick of typing emails, and presentations, and explanations, and proposals, but...hello. In all lower-case cursive. Or maybe just a smiley face icon named Happy Mac...