Gear
3D Animal Car Window Decals
Honk - no, hoink - if you like pigs busting out the back of car windows! Not all the 3D Animal Car Window Decals in the Andre Valois Shop are as realistic as the cheeky porker you see above, but I've pulled a shortlist...
Bucket Boss Mullet Buster 3-Bag Tool Belt
It's a toss-up whether I like the term "Bucket Boss" or "Mullet Buster" more, but put them together? Holy crap, the Bucket Boss Mullet Buster 3-Bag Tool Belt almost makes me want to get a bunch of tools and learn how...
Lift Laptop Stand & Whiteboard
Need a Lift to work? The Lift 2-in-1 laptop stand and whiteboard raises your laptop to a better ergonomic position for screen-staring, plus incorporates a dry erase board you can use to take notes and write reminders...
Striga Pocket Knife
Be still, my heart, and holy EDStriga, Batman! This is one fine looking pocket knife. Stubby and thicc in all the right places, the Striga Pocket Knife is a Maciej Modrzejewski design, coming soon to his online store...
AutoDogMug - Portable, Leak-Free Dog Water Bowl
Of all the portable pup water bowls I've seen, the AutoDogMug might be the most user-friendly for both dog and owner. Highwave's leak-free hound hydration system is essentially a squeeze bottle with a small bowl on top...
Viski Cigar Flask
Looks like Viski's Cigar Flask can hold one 54-gauge cigar, and one...tiny sip of liquor. OK, 2 ounces of liquor - Scotch if you're following the rules of cigar-and-booze consumption - so basically a shot...
Jettle Electric Travel Kettle
Ah, the Jettle. For all you jet setters in the worlds of travel mugs, electric kettles, and boiling water. Here I was thinking my Star Wars Corkcicle and Stagg were the snazziest of snazzy options for coffee, tea, and...
Snack Attack Organizer
When the snacks attack, what's the first thing you do? Yep. Organize the troops - your cups, your bowls, your utensils, and your napkins - and attack them right back. With your hands and teeth. 3D McMaster, who should...
NightWatch Magnifying Clock Dock for Apple Watch
I don't have an Apple Watch, so I don't need a NightWatch Magnifying Clock Dock for my Apple Watch. But. My mama has an Apple Watch. And, based on the imprints of a square with rounded edges and a little dial sticking...
MK Lighter Outdoor Series Windproof Jet Flame Lighters
MK Lighter's Outdoor Series of their windproof jet flame pocket lighters are both most pleasing to the eye, and most igniting to your BBQs, lanterns, candles, and campfires. Just don't get so taken with their cool colors...
Bouncy Bands for Middle & High School Chairs
Bouncy Bands join bounce houses, bouncing balls, and bouncing from family get-togethers in the bouncing stages of childhood development. Made for middle and high school chairs, Bouncy Bands give fidgety kids a safe and...
14-Inch Industrial Grade Glow Stick
Technically, these 14-Inch Industrial Grade Glow Sticks are made for camping, power outages, and emergencies, but I know you dudes take one look at them and think the same thing I do: Schvrmmmmmmm! Kwishuuuuuuuuuu! Let...
Barebones Edison Light Stick
Here's your first lightbulb moment of 2023, the Edison Light Stick from Barebones. Vintage-inspired and made of brass and copper, the company calls their outdoor lantern-flashlight combo a "completely unique collector's...
ForCatCare Purring Electric Toothbrush for Cats
"This product makes your cat love teeth brushing time!" Oh, ForCatCare, ForCat'sSake! Thank you for this purring electric toothbrush for cats. I had a rough go of it after eating too much food and drinking too much drink...
Heatbit - Bitcoin-Mining Space Heater
Heatbit says it's a space heater that also...mines Bitcoin. That is, it warms up to 500 square feet of interior space, while it...generates cryptocurrency. For you to spend. Presumably on the electric bill you'll get...
Boxes in a Box Prank Gift
Uh, is the price of the Boxes in a Box Prank Gift a prank too? And here's the other thing: while in an abstract sense I like the idea of watching someone get increasingly frustrated opening a packing product Russian Doll...
Peugeot Clef du Vin Wine Aging Tool
The Peugeot Clef du Vin Wine Tool claims it can age a wine one year for every second its "patented metal alloy" is in contact with the liquid. Wow. Now I know metals, and their alloy offsprings, are amazing - I mean...
Bookie Cushion - Whoopee Cushion Bookmark
The Bookie Cushion, a whoopee cushion Bookmark from Fred, accomplishes something very rare: it manages to be both the perfect gift for kids and the perfect gift for Dad this holiday season. It could easily slip into your...
Monkey's Fist Espresso Cup
Who wants to take a shot from the Monkey's Fist Espresso Cup? Maker Texas Mud Monger says this espresso sipper is "for all the nautical enthusiasts out there," but I would add it is also for all the enthusiasts of clubbing...
Earthing Universal Grounding Mat
Earthling, meet Earthing, makers of so-called "grounding mats" intended to replicate the effects of walking barefoot on the bare earth. Not the feeling, mind, you, but the effects. Oh yeah, dudes, someone call Gwyneth...
Wayband Haptic Navigation App & Wristband
Hands-free? That all you got, newfangled tech? Well, Wayband sees your hands-free gadgets, and raises you one that's eyes-free and ears-free too. The Wayband Haptic Navigation App & Wristband is a personal navigator that...
Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie
This Xbox Mini Controller Hoodie comes in 2 colors, but only one size. WTF, Microsoft?! You say you're all about diversity & inclusion, but then you go out and make an article of clothing for your gaming console that...
iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger
There's nothing particularly funny about the iWALK LinkPod Portable Charger, I can't not show some Fozzie the Bear love after seeing the name. So here goes: the LinkPod is a 4800mAh fast-charging power bank you can stuff...
Shargeek See-Through Portable Charger
I see what you're doing here, Shargeek. I mean, it's hard not to with the see-through shell around your STORM2 portable power bank revealing all its inner workings and charging capabilities...