Food & Drink

Samurai Bottle Helmets

$275 Tadayasu »

Tadayasu's Samurai Bottle Helmets kinda make me rethink calling my friends who drink only craft beer "fancy pants who put the 'micro' in microbrew." (Hey, I didn't say it was a good insult.) Because if they're fancy pants...

Rolls-Royce Champagne Chest

$46,800 Rolls-Royce »

All the dudes who keep emailing to ask why I don't cover more gear and accessories for their superyachts? I'm delighted to appease you today, courtesy of the House of Rolls-Royce. The luxury car maker is releasing the...

Crock-Pot Lunch Crock Food Warmer

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We all know Crock-Pot knows slow cooking. With their Lunch Crock, Crock-Pot is giving us the 101 on how slow warming can make a meal taste its tastiest too. Designed for to-go grub, the Lunch Crock has a 24-ounce inner...

The Frank Crank Campfire Rotisserie Roasting Stick

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The Frank Crank acts as your own personal rotisserie...for marshmallows! And hot dogs! And kebabs! Anything you can skewer through its pointy ends and dangle over your campfire...

Ember Special Edition Copper Temperature Control Mug

$149.95 Amazon »

Hope you've been saving your copper pennies* because you'll have to trade a whole lot of them for one of Ember's Special Edition Copper Mugs. If you want to tell your pops he's the best dad ever, give him a mug with those...

Lustir Reusable Carbon Fiber Drinking Straws

$22 - $24 Lustir »

Reusable drinking straws have become a new environmental trend. Rightfully so since, as Lustir points out, "Americans dispose of approximately 500 million plastic straws every day with most ending up in landfills or littering...

Collapsible Folding Camping Table with Insulated Cooler

$49.95 Amazon »

From campsites to kids' soccer games, and picnics to BBQs, this collapsible folding table with cooler from Camerons sets up as a portable outdoor buffet to feed and hydrate your family and friends. Though I use the terms...

Guzzle Buddy Beer Bottle Glass

$9.99 - $11.99 Amazon »

I get creating a Guzzle Buddy for a wine bottle - makes it much easier and classier to chug from a dense, 705mL bottle. But why do I need a Guzzle Buddy glass for an 11-ounce beer bottle it's already pretty easy for me...

Igloo Recool Compostable Cooler

$9.95 REI »

Igloo sees Mother Earth foamin' at the mouth from all the single-use polystyrene coolers we've shoved down her throat over the years. They've created the Recool, a compostable cooler made from recycled paper pulp, as...

Zing Anything Citrus Zinger Water Bottle

$13.49 - $17.88 Amazon »

When life gives you lemons, squeeze those bad boys into your Citrus Zinger Water Bottle for enhanced flavor and hydration. Life can throw out limes and clementines with reckless abandon too, and you'll have a spot for...

Mighty Fast Herbal Infuser

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The Mighty Fast Herbal Infuser moves with a quickness to inject your oils, butters, nut butters, tinctures, honeys, syrups, and alcohols with any number of tasty solids. Say, garlic and chili peppers. Lemon and ginger...

StowCo Suitcase Cooler

$58 Amazon »

Better handcuff the StowCo to your wrist because this suitcase contains 120 ounces of puuure Coke. And thanks to its closed cell foam insulation, the Coke will stay as cool as you are carrying it around all nothing-to-see-here...

Fire & Ice Dragon Inflatable Pool Drink Holders

$7.99 Amazon »

While I generally prefer Daenerys' dragons that haven't been killed and resurrected by the Night King, when we're talking Fire & Ice Dragon inflatable pool drink holders, I think I'd go with the Ice Dragon over the Fire...

Coleman Cold Glow Cooler Light

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Blind tasting beer might be one thing, but blind picking, and then getting stuck drinking all 12 ounces of whatever can or bottle you pulled up from the icy abyss? A Coleman Cold Glow Cooler Light is a small investment...

Kanga Kase Mate Iceless Cooler

$29.95 - $34.95 Kanga »

Think of the Kanga Kase Mate as a koozie cooler for your cans. Shouldn't be too hard to remember with all the kitschy kuh sounds. But if you need more help, maybe the photo of Shark Tank Shark Barbara Corcoran taking...

Creature Ice Pop Molds

$8.42 - $15.95 Amazon »

Tovolo's line of 3D ice pop molds spans the ages, the tall tales, and the bloodlust with representation from all your favorite creatures and pop culture darlings. The silicone molds come with 4 slots of 4 different shapes...

Chug N' Plug Keychain Tool for Shotgunning Beer

Discontinued

Green Life Technologies calls its Chug N' Plug a "revolutionary tool" for shotgunning your beer. And earlier today I read about how a bottom-dispensing gas can was "revolutionary" from the makers of SureCan. So. Chugging...

Clay in Motion Handwarmer Mugs

$19.64 - $24.95 Amazon »

If toasty hands indoors and out are on your drinking wish list, Clay in Motion's series of Handwarmer Mugs will help counter the degrees of a cold room or chilly spring night with the degrees of a steaming hot cup of...

Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker

As a veritable fromagivore, I'd welcome a Fromaggio Smart Home Cheesemaker into my home with mouth wide open. The Fromaggio isn't some piddly DIY mozzarella kit - though you can use it to make mozza - it's a highly skilled...

Opal Nugget Ice Maker

$499 Amazon »

So many types of nuggets to love out there, and now Opal's ice maker adds perfect nuggets of ice to classic favorites chicken and weed. It's not that the Opal Nugget Ice Maker is inventing a new type of nugget ice, but...

Fortnite Chug Jug Water Bottle

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Call it a Bottle Royale. The Chugger Jug is a 16-ounce water bottle designed in the likeness of every Fortnite fan's favorite 15-second potable...

The Peanut Butter Pump

$25 indiegogo »

Peanut butter that's unspreadable, or tears apart my sammich bread / crumbles my cracker during application isn't that big of a problem in my life. I mostly eat it by the spoonful, or pointer fingerful, out of the jar...

The Bubbly Blaster

$99.99 Bubbly Blaster »

In conceiving their one-handed Champagne gun, Bubbly Blaster must have asked themselves, "What would Han do?" Or maybe they saw if Industries' Han Solo DL-44 Blaster Flask prototype, and decided they could do one better...

Elephant Straws

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Coming soon: drinking straws to quench your elephantine thirst. The reusable, eco-friendly Elephant Straws let you drop an Ellie into your glass of juice or sodie and slurp it out through the beast's trunk...