Food & Drink

H2 USB Sport MAXX Hydrogen Water Generator

$199.99 Amazon »

I haven't heard of hydrogen water generators before, but I'm looking at the H2 USB Sport MAXX with at least a liter's worth of skepticism, wondering if this isn't just snake oil getting its atomic number 1 on. The device...

FLPSDE Dual-Chamber Water Bottle

$34.99 FLPSDE »

I'm out, trail mix, see ya on the FLPSDE! FLPSDE makes dual-chamber water bottles that embed a 7-ounce snack container in the core of a 20-ounce vacuum-insulated drink container. That means the 2-in-1 travel / outdoor...

Duo Carafe - Instant Hot Water As You Pour

The Duo Carafe is an on-the-go water heater for tea, coffee, Cup Noodle, and science-y gadget lovers that raises the temperature of the cool water hanging in its bottom reservoir as you pour it out of the top. It's a...

The Deep Freeze 6-Pack Ice Mold

$29.99 Trinken »

Sure, in January you can just sit your 6-packs on the porch, or possibly embed them in the backyard's 3 feet of snow, but after the thaw, when summer comes again, Trinken's Deep Freeze 6-pack ice mold could be the star...

How To Tie Knots Coffee Mug

$19.95 Amazon »

The How To Tie Knots Coffee Mug makes a fine addition to the cupboards of fishermen, those stuck inside for the winter, but dreaming of summer sailing adventures, and people like me, whose hands are extra fidgety today...

Benjamin Franklin Electrici-Tea Mug

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It's only Electrici-Tea if you hang your tea bag over this Benjamin Franklin mug juuuuuust right. But that's not such a hard ask, and I'm sure if you give the scene of an ex-kite-ing moment in American history as a gift...

Star Wars Soy Sauce Dish Set

A long time ago in an omakase far, far away... They say this Star Wars Soy Sauce Dish Set is made out of traditionally crafted genuine Arita porcelain from southern Japan, but at that price for the faces of Darth Vader...

Petschke Pick Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks

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Wash down Mom's creamed spinach with a glass of bourbon, and then pick out the green nuggets that stayed behind with a Petschke Bourbon Barrel Toothpick. Petschke Picks, handmade in Crestwood, KY, are thick-cut straight...

1-oz Leather Keychain Flasks

$15.71 Etsy »

I'm not sure what it says for a cat to be carrying a flask around on the same piece of EDC they use to hold their keys, but I'm still digging the design of these 1-ounce leather-wrapped keychain flasks. Just remember...

Hotdogger - Hot Dog Bun Driller

$9.99 Amazon »

Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...

Brass Ship Wheel Nutcracker

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Typically the words "ship" and "crack" do not go well together. But here, reimagined as a countertop brass ship wheel and nutcracker, they make a mighty fine pair, and give your unopened pecans and walnuts, your almonds...

Titanium Toothpick Set

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Have you found it too difficult to draw blood and impale your gums picking your teeth with weak ass wood toothpicks? Titanium is the answer! These titanium toothpicks from Kizer are 100% solid, strong, and super-pointy...

46"-Tall Wine Glass

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This 46"-tall wine glass is both a step up and a step down from the Guzzle Buddy...

Bulletproof Whisky Vault - Ultimate Whisky Protection

Protect your family. Protect your friends. Protect your whiskey. The Whisky Vault (we'll agree to disagree on whether or not the word is better with an "e") is for the most serious of whisk(e)y collectors. Those who feel...

Goat Mug - Viking Horn Insulated Coffee Mug

$29.25 - $34.25 Amazon »

We've seen Viking drinking horns that hold brew before, but the Goat Mug takes a different approach with the word, showing off its arcing conical shape in the form of an insulated drink carrier designed especially for...

Ardent Nova Decarboxylator

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What the Ardent Nova is a decarboxylator? Well, if you have to ask you probably...are just like me. Today I learned Ardent's countertop device "decarbs" cannabis, or activates the THC in the raw flower (it will do kief...

Cup Cozy Pillow

$25.99 Amazon »

I always preferred the term "koozie" to "cozy" because, really, how cozy can a foam cylinder made to hold your beer be? Well. I stand corrected. If you turn that cup holder into a squishy pillow with space for not one...

Orvis Personalized Toasting Box

Discontinued

Orvis' Personalized Toasting Box, a cased set of 10 shot glasses, plus a slot for a bottle of whiskey, is my #1 pick for the Thanksgiving dinner potluck this year. Maybe doctor it up as a monogrammed gift for Dad, and...

Cereal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs

Some of you bastards lucky dudes already scored a Count Chocula, Frankenberry, or Boo Berry Geeki Tiki Mug at San Diego Comic-Con this past summer. Entertainment Earth was apparently selling them at their expo booth...

Pizza Pocket To Go - Slice of Pizza Carrier

$6.99 Amazon »

The only - only! - way I would submit to wearing a lanyard in life is if it had a Pizza Pocket to Go hanging from it. I thought takeaway pizza didn't get any better than the by-the-slice option, but now, holy pepperoni!...

Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer

Discontinued

I guess the question isn't so much does this Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer work as it is, presuming it does work, is there any part of you that wants an Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer? Even as a gag or novelty gift, the battery-operated...

Fenik Yuma Cooler - Ice- & Electricity-Free Fridge

$120 - $140 Kickstarter »

The Fenik Yuma Cooler is about to make evaporative cooling a whole lot cooler. Designed as an eco-friendly refrigeration solution for areas without easy access to electricity and ice, the cooler is able to keep perishables...

Mickey Mouse Chocolate Fountain

$79.99 Amazon »

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you...got any more pound cake for me to hold under your torso of cascading liquid chocolate?...

YETI Tundra Haul Cooler

$425 Amazon »

YETI is trying to drum up the fanfare for their new Tundra Haul Cooler, which they exalt as the company's First! Ever! to incorporate wheels. But all that does is make me wonder: why the slipped disc in my back didn't...