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Pop Rocks Cotton Candy

By: on December 07, 2012
$3.50
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Pop Rocks Cotton Candy? Talk about blowing my mind. Blowing my taste buds. Blowing my oral tactile receptors. Blowing my insulin levels! It's light, fluffy pure sugar meets hard, explosive-upon-impact pure sugar. Sold by the quart in delectable flavors Blue Raspberry, Strawberry, Grape, and Pina Colada (Pina Colada? Ew. Sorry, but ew. I do not like Pina Coladas. Or getting caught in the rain. However, I do earn points for not being into yoga, and having half a brain. Well, depending on who you ask.)

Vat19's Pop Rocks Cotton Candy abracadabras spun sugar and bursting crystalline granules into their trademarked Tiki Pop. All of the ingredients are bad for you, and two-thirds of them are fake. That means that each tub contains 220 empty, fake calories.