Mama! I said I only want the Cherry Starburst! Only the Cherries! Ahhh, just remembering the days when my mama had to toil over picking out all the good Starburst, Skittles, and Tootsie Pop flavors for me. The days before companies like Candy Mafia grew wise to the American market, which obviously demands choices. Choices between tasting a mixed bag of the rainbow and tasting only 9 pounds worth of the Cherry part.
So now you can buy single flavors of some of your pure sugar faves in bulk. Anything from 2 pounds of Orange Starburst to 9 pounds of Cherry Tootsie Pops. And what does my little eye spy here? A 145-piece tub of Banana Laffy Taffy!
Ew. Sick, dude.
I'll take the 5-pound bag of Green Apple Gummi Bears though.