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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

By: on June 04, 2013
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Even though my distaste for cats is such that I kind of wish someone would lock all of them in a bell tower scheduled to be lit on fire, I've read a few of the entries from this I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats collection and found that it depicts the domesticated spawns of Satan exactly as I see them. So I approve of people spending money to buy it. Particularly since proceeds from the book's sale appear to go into the pocket of an enterprising man named Francesco Marciuliano, and not towards some bogus organization that rescues stray cats or does things to promote their existence.

Here's a good one:

I Lick Your Nose

I lick your nose
I lick your nose again
I drag my claws down your eyelids
Oh, you're up? Feed me

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats also includes photos of cats, so people who do like them can spaz out about how cute they are and have lengthy discussions with the rest of their cat-loving friends about what types of personalities they probably have and what hilarious things they would say as a meme and how even so, at the end of the day, the 7 cats (apiece) these people already have are way better, and these are the reasons why....

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