Books

The Christmas Movie Cookbook

$15.39 Amazon »

Honestly, The Christmas Movie Cookbook doesn't appear to have many recipes I'll actually want to make - or even request my mama make for me. Old Fashioned Meatloaf from A Christmas Story? Chicken, Broccoli, and Cheddar...

Horizontal Parenting

$13.46 Amazon »

Horizontal is certainly my favorite way to do most things, so why wouldn't it appeal to parents too? Horizontal Parenting: How to Entertain Your Kid While Lying Down is a manual for moms and dads who just need a frikkin'...

There Are Moms Way Worse Than You

$12.99 Amazon »

But probably not many. ... I joke, I joke. I'm not my Aunt Jan, ladies. When I say there are moms way worse than you, and definitely when author Glenn Boozan says There Are Moms Way Worse Than You, we mean it...

A Haunted Road Atlas

$16.99 Amazon »

A Haunted Road Atlas: Sinister Stops, Dangerous Destinations, and True Crime Tales comes from And That's Why We Drink podcast hosts, Christine Shiefer and Em Schulz. Take the interactive travel guide with you on road...

Gods of Soccer

$29.99 Amazon »

I can't say much about Men in Blazers Present Gods of Soccer: The Pantheon of the 100 Greatest Soccer Players (According to Us), because I'm not a knowledgeable fan of soccer / football / footy / footie. But I can say...

The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook

$17.99 Amazon »

The Garbage Pail Kids Cookbook is on its way to win the hearts and destroy the kitchens of all the Messy Jesses and Messy Tessies out there. I believe the 35+ recipes it contains are even edible!...

Yoga for the Inflexible Male

$16 Amazon »

Yoga for the Inflexible Male is funny, but it's no joke. Written by Yoga Matt (yuk, yuk, yuk) the book provides 3 dude-specific yoga practices, designated as such by their attention to men who can't even bend over and...

Seinfeld: The Official Cookbook

$24.49 Amazon »

Not even looking at the blurb before I write this: if they want to call it Seinfeld: The Official Cookbook, there better be recipes for a big salad, a chocolate babka, a marble rye, and some motherf'ing soup inside...

Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths

$12.99 Amazon »

Dirtbag Astrology: Sign-by-Sign No-Filter Cosmic Truths is described as a "medium-spicy, cosmic truth bomb." Huh? Medium-spicy? What are we dealing with here, horoscopic hogwash or Thai food?...

Aromatherapy for Parrots

$15.99 Amazon »

Aromatherapy for Parrots. Um...what? Is this real life? As if aromatherapy for humans weren't enough of a joke, now we need the ultimate guide to smelling your way to calm and happiness for, for birds? No wait, not even...

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

$9.39 Amazon »

The 12-inch menaces are coming for you! You might think How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is a parody, a humorous manual for the coffee tables of lawn ornament enthusiasts. But consider how garden gnomes have evolved...

Juniper Books Lord of the Rings: The Complete Writings

$244.99 Amazon »

What's in a name? When you're talking Lord of the Rings, years of work, millions of fans, and billions of dollars in book and film revenue. And when you're talking Juniper Books? Dust jackets...

How to Fix Stuff: Practical Hacks

$18.69 Amazon »

At first I thought Tom Scalisi and Tanya Watson wrote How to Fix Stuff: Practical Hacks for Your Home and Garden as a go-to for kids who need an easy gift for Dad or gift for Mom. But now I wonder if it isn't the opposite...

Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis

$27 Amazon »

I figured Phallacy: Life Lessons from the Animal Penis was a piece of humor writing, released for use as a gag gift, or a coffee table book selected specifically to make my in-laws uncomfortable when they come over. But...

Gastro Obscura: A Food Adventurer's Guide

$25.38 Amazon »

Gastro Obscura continues the epic and offbeat travel book series that began in 2016 with Atlas Obscura. In their latest Food Adventurer's Guide, authors Cecily Wong and Dylan Thuras home in on what is, in my opinion...

How to Unf*ck Your Finances a Little Bit Each Day

$16.95 Amazon »

Jo Stewart's How to Unf*ck Your Finances a Little Bit Each Day: 100 Small Changes for a Better Future isn't rocket science, but let's face it. A lot of us need tips and information a solid 10 levels below rocket science...

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

$16.99 Amazon »

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows could also be called John Koenig's Dictionary of Words He Made Up Himself to Describe Very Specific Feelings. But that title doesn't sound as nice, and probably wouldn't make most people...

Cooking with Deadpool

$15.59 Amazon »

Hope you like chimichangas. Or at least, like Deadpool himself, saying the word because Cooking with Deadpool is a cookbook filled exclusively with recipes for chimichangas...

Good Sh*t: Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life

$19.59 Amazon »

Now this is the kind of sh*t we need right now. The good sh*t. Even if it's just the literal kind, I'll take it. Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life endeavors to be your doula of deuce-dropping...

Jumbo Leather Journals

$34.99 - $79.99 Etsy »

Supersize your efforts to write it down or sketch it out with these handmade jumbo leather journals from Lake City Leathercraft. The tomes measure 13" long x 10" wide, and come in a variety of embossed and bejeweled styles...

Protection from Burnout! Pocket Guide

$2.50 Etsy »

Protection from Burnout!: A Workaholic's Guide to Taking a Fucking Break is a pocket-sized how-to for the overworked and overwrought that many, many, many...most...almost all of us could use right now. Except for my Aunt...

The Penis / The Vagina: An Owner's Guide

$16.95 Amazon »

Pssshhh! I don't need no stinkin' owner's guide to my own penis. ... ... Do I? According to Dr. Brooke Ah Shay, I sure cock-a-doodle-do. And so do you. What, you don't have a penis? Welp, take The Penis: An Owner's Guide...

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing

$11.49 Amazon »

I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama...

A Visual Learner's Guide to Being a Grown-Up

$15 Amazon »

Tables, lists, and charts. Yep, those all sound like boring grown-up things. But wait! These are tables, lists, and charts from the mind of Matt Shirley. Tables, lists, and charts created, consolidated, and collated into...