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The Gen Z Dictionary

$5.99 Amazon »

I remember when the old people needed a dictionary to figure out what slang I was speaking, and now, now! The Gen Z Dictionary is here to taunt me with a new reality: what goes around comes around, and I am the "old people"...

Alien: The Official Cookbook

$28.47 Amazon »

Like cooking? Like the Alien movie franchise? Most importantly, like making grotesque images out of your food? Alien: The Official Cookbook has hugged the face and burst forth from the chest of author Chris-Rachael Oseland...

Am I a Dude? (A Little Dudeist Book)

$12.99 Amazon »

Am I a Dude? as a children's book title can have so many connotations these days, but here, my dudes, James Duncan's Little Dudeist Book naturally refers to a kiddo's potential for membership to the "Number One religion...

Sneakers: Next Size Up

$100 Amazon »

Milk's forthcoming Sneakers: Next Size Up is a 2-volume tome on sneaker culture begging for display on the shelves and coffee tables of sneakerheads...

The James Bond Archives - No Time To Die Edition

$200 Taschen »

Taschen first issued The James Bond Archives in 2012 as an "XL book." This October, in conjunction with the release of the latest Bond film, No Time To Die, they'll debut a new edition - fittingly, the No Time to Die...

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

$8.99 Amazon »

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity? Come on, Carlo Cipolla, don't be giving ambitious idiots any more ideas! How about a book called The Basic Laws of Human Intelligence & Rationality instead?...

Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities

$14.34 Amazon »

You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities...

Modernist Pizza - 3-Volume Pizza Cookbook & Bible

$382.50 Amazon »

I don't know if Modernist Pizza will end up being the definitive guide to cooking, eating, finding the best, and dreaming nightly about pizza, but it's sure got research, travel, science, pedigree, and 1,708 pages on...

The Duke's Mayonnaise Cookbook

$18.29 Amazon »

I have to admit, I've never tried Duke's Mayonnaise. It's a Southern thing, right? Gotta admit too, I've never tried cooking. Also a Southern thing?...

Toilet Paper Origami

$15.95 Amazon »

Where was Toilet Paper Origami hiding when I was compiling my list of 16 products to help you host a better dinner party? Rose-folded t.p. in the shitter?! That would have been #1!...

Road Trip Cooking

$8.01 Amazon »

Really? I've scanned the entire table of contents for Road Trip Cooking: The Best Recipes for Your Campfire, Stove or Barbecue, and despite its primary title being Road Trip Cooking there's not a single recipe with roadkill...

Cabin Porn: Inside

$17.89 Amazon »

People sure do love their porn. And, apparently nearly as much, their cabins. Cabin Porn: Inside, by Freda Moon and Zach Klein, is an interior design-focused follow-up to 2015's Cabin Porn: Inspiration for Your Quiet...

Fans

$16.99 Amazon »

You can tell Fans: How Watching Sports Makes Us Happier, Healthier, and More Understanding was probably written as a gift for Dad, or at least a gift for men, for people, who love sports. But I think Larry Olmsted's case...

The Kitchen without Borders Cookbook

$14.69 Amazon »

Nevermind that The Kitchen without Borders, a collection of Recipes and Stories from Refugee and Immigrant Chefs, was created by the very refugee and immigrant chefs it features. The cookbook is an extension of Eat Offbeat...

Drunk Yoga: 50 Wine & Yoga Poses to Lift Your Spirit(s)

$13.37 Amazon »

Drunk Yoga: 50 Wine & Yoga Poses to Lift Your Spirit(s) isn't just a parody or tee-hee-hee wine gift for women and bachelorette parties. It's a legit guide to doing yoga while drinking wine, and it's based on author Eli...

Astrosex: Have the Best Sex According to Your Star Sign

$11.14 - $15.14 Amazon »

I have so many sexy questions about The Astrosex Series. The first one is obvious: do I want to have the best sex according to my star sign? Well I'm no president of the Astrology Fan Club, but if by "best sex" Astrosex...

Tasty Adulting: All Your Faves, All Grown Up Cookbook

$14.68 Amazon »

Tasty Adulting. No, it has nothing to do with dating apps or hookups, DMs or dick pics. It's a cookbook with recipes tailored to young cooks, maybe a housewarming gift for recent graduates who just moved into the first...

The Book: Ultimate Guide to Rebuilding a Civilization

$94 indiegogo »

Creator Timur Kadyrov believes there is no other book out there like his book. The Book. He and his team call their encyclopedic how-to The Ultimate Guide To Rebuilding A Civilization, and within its 400+ pages of (some)...

Wine Folly: Magnum Edition: The Master Guide

$19.81 Amazon »

Wine Folly's Magnum Edition: The Master Guide to wine knowledge is for the wine obsessed and the wine curious alike. It's for the wine geeks eager to distinguish between Medium Straw and Medium Yellow whites, and the...

C is for Chafing

$11.99 Amazon »

I haven't read C is for Chafing, but based on the cover, illustrator Eric Cash deserves all the credit for its success as a parody alphabet book for runners and their kids. Look at the face on that cover child! He nailed...

Quantum Physics for Babies Board Book Set

$23.49 Amazon »

Quantum physics, is that what babies are into these days? Sheez, in that case, I'm even more relieved I decided not to have any. Last thing I need is to get intellectually dunked on by an infant. It was hard enough to...

Am I Overthinking This?

$12.52 Amazon »

If you have to ask, "Am I overthinking this?" the answer is probably yes, but in lieu of people who chastise or roll their eyes at you for it, now you can get a book called Am I Overthinking This? and explore over-answers...

Men to Avoid in Art and Life

$10.28 Amazon »

Men to Avoid in Art and Life. Welp. At least I'm not featured in any of the art included in Nicole Tersigni's satire on mansplaining. The real-life modern captions she pairs with the classical fine art in her full-color...

PocketBook Color e-Reader

$229 Amazon »

E-read your comic books, your biology books, your bedtime stories, and your nudie mags in Kaleido color with the PocketBook Color, a new e-reader that can display your digital pages in up to 4,096 hues...