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The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

$15.98 Amazon »

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows could also be called John Koenig's Dictionary of Words He Made Up Himself to Describe Very Specific Feelings. But that title doesn't sound as nice, and probably wouldn't make most people...

Cooking with Deadpool

$16.62 Amazon »

Hope you like chimichangas. Or at least, like Deadpool himself, saying the word because Cooking with Deadpool is a cookbook filled exclusively with recipes for chimichangas...

Good Sh*t: Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life

$19.99 Amazon »

Now this is the kind of sh*t we need right now. The good sh*t. Even if it's just the literal kind, I'll take it. Good Sh*t: Your Holistic Guide to the Best Poop of Your Life endeavors to be your doula of deuce-dropping...

Jumbo Leather Journals

$34.99 - $79.99 Etsy »

Supersize your efforts to write it down or sketch it out with these handmade jumbo leather journals from Lake City Leathercraft. The tomes measure 13" long x 10" wide, and come in a variety of embossed and bejeweled styles...

Protection from Burnout! Pocket Guide

$2.50 Etsy »

Protection from Burnout!: A Workaholic's Guide to Taking a Fucking Break is a pocket-sized how-to for the overworked and overwrought that many, many, many...most...almost all of us could use right now. Except for my Aunt...

The Penis / The Vagina: An Owner's Guide

$16.40 Amazon »

Pssshhh! I don't need no stinkin' owner's guide to my own penis. ... ... Do I? According to Dr. Brooke Ah Shay, I sure cock-a-doodle-do. And so do you. What, you don't have a penis? Welp, take The Penis: An Owner's Guide...

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing

$13.49 Amazon »

I wonder if Joe Pera and Joe Bennett created A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape in a moment of actual hangin' in the bathroom to avoid social interactions, work drama...

A Visual Learner's Guide to Being a Grown-Up

$14.99 Amazon »

Tables, lists, and charts. Yep, those all sound like boring grown-up things. But wait! These are tables, lists, and charts from the mind of Matt Shirley. Tables, lists, and charts created, consolidated, and collated into...

Foodheim: A Culinary Adventure

$22.49 Amazon »

Foodheim: A Culinary Adventure author Eric Wareheim is an actor, director, winemaker, and foodie. But you might know him best as Arnold, Dev's giant "token white friend" in Master of None, who develops a fondness for...

Subpar Parks

$19.80 Amazon »

Subpar Parks: America's Most Extraordinary National Parks and Their Least Impressed Visitors is a tour guide through our country's finest specimens of Mother Nature. It is also a comedic compendium of reviews from people...

The Gen Z Dictionary

$5.99 Amazon »

I remember when the old people needed a dictionary to figure out what slang I was speaking, and now, now! The Gen Z Dictionary is here to taunt me with a new reality: what goes around comes around, and I am the "old people"...

Alien: The Official Cookbook

$22.21 Amazon »

Like cooking? Like the Alien movie franchise? Most importantly, like making grotesque images out of your food? Alien: The Official Cookbook has hugged the face and burst forth from the chest of author Chris-Rachael Oseland...

Am I a Dude? (A Little Dudeist Book)

$12.99 Amazon »

Am I a Dude? as a children's book title can have so many connotations these days, but here, my dudes, James Duncan's Little Dudeist Book naturally refers to a kiddo's potential for membership to the "Number One religion...

Sneakers: Next Size Up

Sold Out Amazon »

Milk's forthcoming Sneakers: Next Size Up is a 2-volume tome on sneaker culture begging for display on the shelves and coffee tables of sneakerheads...

The James Bond Archives - No Time To Die Edition

$200 Taschen »

Taschen first issued The James Bond Archives in 2012 as an "XL book." This October, in conjunction with the release of the latest Bond film, No Time To Die, they'll debut a new edition - fittingly, the No Time to Die...

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity

$6.99 Amazon »

The Basic Laws of Human Stupidity? Come on, Carlo Cipolla, don't be giving ambitious idiots any more ideas! How about a book called The Basic Laws of Human Intelligence & Rationality instead?...

Bang!: Masturbation for All Genders & Abilities

$14.95 Amazon »

You were searching for a book on masturbation for people of all genders and abilities? Bang! Here it is. Hey, it's even titled Bang!: Masturbation for People of All Genders and Abilities...

Modernist Pizza - 3-Volume Pizza Cookbook & Bible

$301.91 Amazon »

I don't know if Modernist Pizza will end up being the definitive guide to cooking, eating, finding the best, and dreaming nightly about pizza, but it's sure got research, travel, science, pedigree, and 1,708 pages on...

The Duke's Mayonnaise Cookbook

$18.29 Amazon »

I have to admit, I've never tried Duke's Mayonnaise. It's a Southern thing, right? Gotta admit too, I've never tried cooking. Also a Southern thing?...

Toilet Paper Origami

$15.95 Amazon »

Where was Toilet Paper Origami hiding when I was compiling my list of 16 products to help you host a better dinner party? Rose-folded t.p. in the shitter?! That would have been #1!...

Road Trip Cooking

$11.19 Amazon »

Really? I've scanned the entire table of contents for Road Trip Cooking: The Best Recipes for Your Campfire, Stove or Barbecue, and despite its primary title being Road Trip Cooking there's not a single recipe with roadkill...

Cabin Porn: Inside

$17.89 Amazon »

People sure do love their porn. And, apparently nearly as much, their cabins. Cabin Porn: Inside, by Freda Moon and Zach Klein, is an interior design-focused follow-up to 2015's Cabin Porn: Inspiration for Your Quiet...

Fans

$16.99 Amazon »

You can tell Fans: How Watching Sports Makes Us Happier, Healthier, and More Understanding was probably written as a gift for Dad, or at least a gift for men, for people, who love sports. But I think Larry Olmsted's case...

The Kitchen without Borders Cookbook

$23.50 Amazon »

Nevermind that The Kitchen without Borders, a collection of Recipes and Stories from Refugee and Immigrant Chefs, was created by the very refugee and immigrant chefs it features. The cookbook is an extension of Eat Offbeat...