"Every time an angry baby boomer misspells millennial, an angel gets its student loans forgiven." That dig, from the internet's @jaboukie, is the book OK Boomer: OK Boomer: "What Time is That on Netflix?" and Other Daily...

I've always known I can beat my meat, but with the MEATER Plus wireless meat thermometer, I'm learning I can also outsmart it. The smart temperature taker and monitor is a smart cooking assistant you can use indoors or...

When I read the Flipper Zero described as a "Tamagochi for hackers," I assumed someone had finally found a successful way to teach tech bros EQ. And in a way, maybe the hackerspace-born team of Flipper Zero creators has...

Turning a drink into breakfast cereal, as Dunkin' has just done with their Caramel Macchiato and Mocha Latte coffees, isn't quite as good as turning a breakfast cereal into a drink, like Smartmouth Brewing did with their...

I hope I can give the FLYK package opener a big ol' LYK because I spend at least an hour and 5 papercuts a day opening packages these days. Maybe it's a cardboard box with an Amazon shipment. Maybe it's the 3 cardboard...

The entirety of the product description for this mini keychain double action knife with tanto blade reads as follows: "Pocket keychain knife tanto style." At first I was pretty disappointed with that - 5 words is all...

Know what the SQUEGG reminds me of? Ummm, yeah, but besides a sex toy one might put up their butt? It reminds me of this phenomenon of physics I used to tell people about eggs, wherein if you place an egg longways in...

Know how I know about these magnetic decorative garage door hinges and handles? Yep, that's right. My mama got them. "No drilling!" she said when she first showed them to me. "No damage!"...

At first I was hoping The Fuzzies would be a next-gen Fraggle Rock, or maybe a new costume-based cultural fetish, but after seeing The Fuzzies for what it really is - a Jenga-style stacking tower game played with poufy...

Sometimes it's not possible to put a fire in front of you, and sometimes a fire in front of you just doesn't compare to a fire under your ass. Or, in the case of the Hot Seat Camping Chair, a USB-battery-powered integrated...

Unicorn mosaics! Stickerfied Scream posters! 60" x 36" Tiger art! Complete a StickTogether sticker puzzle, hang that snazzy mosaic poster on the wall, and earn yourself an Adult Achievement Sticker for yet another quarantine...

Phone holders of phone holders. Smartphone stands of smartphone stans. Maybe it's depressing what this set of BZ Smartphone Holders symbolize, but, I mean, they're accurate. Especially the dude lounging in the chair -...

Get eBusy with eBussy, a modular electric vehicle with 10 convertible body types. From camper van to offroader, box truck to dump truck, the eBussy is a battery- and solar-powered work horse that's champing at the bit...

Here comes the loader spoon! Chock full of Cheerios and ready to make a dump into the bottomless pit that is this dude's belly! And then the forklift is gonna roll over to the breakfast construction site and raise up...

Rock out with your...GCI Outdoor Pod and SunShade out. The Pod Rocker is a full-size collapsible camp chair that brings 2 standout, lounge-friendly features to outdoor pursuits that will at some point involve poppin'...

I'm feelin' so blue...but finally in a good way now that I've seen Benchmade's 3300BK-2001 knife, an Unlimited Limited edition of their Infidel Family OTF blades...

I don't have the urine splashback problem The Piss Pad diffusing target claims to solve anymore because I've been sitting on the toilet to pee since about week 3 of the covid. Why, you ask? Because that's when I got my...

The 3-in-1 Leaf Rake from Alterra Tools is here to make yardwork and fall cleanup fast and fun!...

The Blocc face shield is here to face off with your wandering hands and Shut. Them Down. No matter how charming, how persuasive, how pushy they get, Blocc will turn into your personal bouncer, a polycarbonate wall of...

Welcome to Edition 56 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

If I had a Maxcraft Stubby Claw Hammer / I'd-a hammer in the morning / I'd-a hammer in the evening / And then I'd snuggle up with it in be-ed / Because this hammer is ti-ny! / This hammer is a-dor-able! / This hammer...

Best not to keep anything really good inside your garage because these snazzy garage door decals sporting vehicles, airplanes, animals, and scenes that are still probably better than whatever it is are sure going to draw...

Of all the flexibility and flexible things I could have in my life, I never would have guessed a flashlight would be one of the most valuable. The FLEXIT is a bendable, wrappable, and, thanks to its magnetic rubber base...